Author: Fapsmith

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Original post: May 5, 2012

Monty Python are known for their unabashed inclusion of male nudity in their features, but once in a blue moon, they decide to mix the sausage fest up a bit by including a girl. In Life of Brian, the 1979 film starring the late Graham Chapman as a Roman-era Jew mistaken for a messiah, the actress is Sue Jones-Davies in the role of “Judith Iscariot,” whom we would certainly forget about were it not for this bushy full-frontal scene, one of the later examples before pubic grooming became the norm (though we can certainly take this moment to praise the lovely Sasha Grey for her efforts in bringing it back).

Well, to be honest, the scene didn’t help her much either. Her career after the film could be categorized as somewhere between uninspiring and non-existent. Nonetheless, she has left a grand legacy to look back on with it, at least more so than with her prior stint as a mayor of a small Welsh market town. No, seriously.

The clip and a few caps are available below in splendid 1080p resolution from the Blu-ray release.

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Original post: April 28, 2012

Single White Female is one of those thrillers. You know the type. Vapid, mechanical and borderline-cartoonish, just like most other self-described “psychological thrillers” of the 90s. Fortunately for all involved, it also fits the part of the profile that dictates there be a cornucopia of nude scenes, in this case starring the tragically underrated Jennifer Jason Leigh.

Clip – as well as more from the film and actress – is coming soon, but for now, enjoy caps from the great shower scene in 1280 x 720 HDTV format.

Oh, and don’t forget to check out the Jennifer Jason Leigh nude scenes from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

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Original post: April 26, 2012

HBO and Sasha Grey team up to try to bring back the bush, and I, for one, wholeheartedly support their full-frontal efforts.

I’m hoping to get the Blu-ray version soon for better caps, but for now, here are the clip and shots from the 720p HDTV stream.

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Original post: April 19, 2012

If you’ve been watching AMC’s The Walking Dead, and you’re as much a social butterfly as I am, then the first thing you probably did after Season 2′s opening episode was go to Google and type in “magi green teh walkind dead noodz”. If the story sounds familiar so far, then you were probably also devastated by the fact that there were no results.

The first spike in Lauren Cohan fap fantasies started in 2007 with her role in Season 3 of The CW’s Supernatural, and similar frustrations were had. The most curious part of this all is that there actually has been a nude scene all along… kinda.

Anyone who’s watched the painfully formulaic college film that is Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj will remember a scene with a pillow as well as how much they wished that pillow wasn’t there. Well, turns out that if you do a frame-by-frame scan, the pillow isn’t covering the goods 100% of the time. Observe…

See! That’s, like, 5 pixels!

Most regrettable, of course, is the fact that this film has not yet been released for Blu-ray, so the best I could get is from the DVD release, which is in a rather piddly 853 x 480 resolution. Here is the clip, the shots from the GIF one by one, and few more from the scene. Also, don’t forget the bonus GIFset on the official Tumblr. [RIP official Tumblr]

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Original post: April 17, 2012

There are only three things you need to know about The Informers – Amber Heard is in it, she’s naked in most of her scenes, and a Flock of Seagulls song plays through one of them. All further discussion is futile.

Caps are from the Blu-ray disc and are in a wider 1920 x 800. Video clip of this scene will be up in a few days.