1990s Nude Scenes in Film and Television

Kelly MacDonald Naked – Trainspotting – Blu ray

There is a lot of controversy over where we have or haven’t seen Kelly MacDonald naked. I’m just going to say right off the bat that everything you’re seeing on this page is definitely the real deal. The Kelly MacDonald nude scene in Trainspotting is all her. In fact, not only was this her nude debut, and not only was it her film debut, it was her all-over acting debut. I guess it’s a bit more difficult to negotiate a body double when you’re in that situation.

As for after the fact – well, that’s a different story. The Scottish actress revealed last year – to absolutely no one’s surprise – that she has been using body doubles for her nude scenes. I’ve mentioned before when doing analyses of high-profile film and television nudity that the biggest cause for suspicion is when an actress’ face and boobs don’t appear in the same continuous shot at any point in a nude scene, and this sentiment has been repeated by seasoned fappers many a time for most of the nude scenes that our Glasgow girl has done over the past two decades or so.

So then is Trainspotting the only film or television series in which we have seen Kelly MacDonald nude? The short answer is no. For the long answer, I’ve had to dig a little bit deeper. My first stop was The Topless Review’s British Nudity Database, and for what it’s worth, the rest of my investigation only served to confirm what was written there. As I mentioned earlier, it’s become a matter of general knowledge that Kelly MacDonald body doubles get more screen time than she does, but even so, I did find some reputable sources for celeb nudity reporting that the nude scenes in HBO’s Boardwalk Empire and 2019’s Dirt Music were Kelly, but I’m afraid that was not the case for either.

The good news is that we have seen Kelly MacDonald topless in other movies. We’ve seen her tits in two others, to be precise, although I’m sad to report that her ass has been in hiding since that fateful scene in 1996. We get Kelly MacDonald nude scenes in Some Voices (2000) and The Girl in the Café (2005). That leaves us a whole 17 years away from her last one, and given her recent(ish) statements about body doubles, that is highly unlikely to change. Good thing recorded media is forever.

Which brings us back to that Kelly MacDonald sex scene with Ewan McGregor in Trainspotting. The young actress plays Diane, a girl the protagonist meets in a nightclub, goes home with that same night, gets his dick ridden by while thinking about football, and then gets banished by to sleep on the couch in the hallway. Yes, quite the rollercoaster, but in that time, we get the full 360 degree view of Kelly Macdonald’s naked body, and that ain’t nothing to complain about. Whether we’re going to get a late career surprise à la Emma Thompson or whether the Line of Duty actress is going to stick to her guns, no one can say, but for now, we can certainly enjoy Kelly MacDonald nude in Trainspotting.

Cristi Harris Naked – Night of the Demons 2 – Blu ray

If you were into horror movies back in the 90s, you certainly got an eyeful of Cristi Harris naked. The doe-eyed Georgia girl has nude scenes in 4 of her first 5 film roles and has only acted in 3 further films. This is presumably by choice, since she has been working as a producer since at least 2002 and even has a full film under her belt. (Spoiler alert: no nudity in that one)

She clearly got all of the nudity out of her system in the mid 90s. Other than Night of the Demons 2: Electric Boogaloo, which we can marvel at here, we get Cristi Harris nude scenes from her very next movie, Night of the Scarecrow, which is suspiciously also about teens releasing evil spirits. Very specific niche for an actress to be typecast into. That didn’t last, though. Her next two movies (and therefore her next two nude scenes), were in the erotic thriller Kiss of Death and in the erotic fantasy sci-fi drama Lurid Tales: The Castle Queen. She obviously couldn’t keep the nudity going in her most well-known role as Emily Davis in NBC’s soapie Sunset Beach, but given her debut scene had her in a swimsuit, the producers clearly knew what they were doing.

We see Cristi Harris nude in Night of the Demons 2 in what is in essence one scene, but it is split across 5 scenes as they appear when you watch the film and stretched across almost 5 whole minutes. I guess the editor wanted to give everyone a chance to edge over Cristi’s majestic pair of titties for as along as he could get away with it. Absolute legend. The context of the nudity is that she’s sitting on the floor in an abandoned funeral home with her new boyfriend in her bra and panties (as in she’s in her bra and panties, not him) and they’re about to have sex for the first time. I’d make a joke about it being so romantic, but the character literally says exactly that in all sincerity, so perhaps it wouldn’t land outside of a post-ironic lens. Anyway, the bra comes off, clumsy teen sex ensues, and Jesus cries. It’s not that explicit, but those giant boobies are just to die for (as her boyfriend finds out). Fortunately for you, dear reader, you don’t have to die to enjoy Cristi Harris naked in Night of the Demons 2 below.

Indira Varma Naked – Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love – Blu ray

Considering the world saw Indira Varma naked for the first time in her debut role and that role is in a film called Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love, it’s quite surprising that this might be the only feature in which she has done a proper nude scene. By nude scene, I am of course referring to all of the ten million nude scenes in the movie, as befitting of one which shares a title with the ancient Indian manual of eroticism and sex. There is no shortage of them in this movie, which is why it’s so weird that there is such a shortage of them elsewhere.

On paper, it seems like there are a number of Indira Varma nude scenes out there, but I’m convinced that even more of them are using body doubles that we already know are. For instance, it’s pretty much accepted by everyone that in the nude scene in Rome wherein Niobe is breastfeeding, those tits did not really belong to the actress. I’d take it a step further. This hasn’t been confirmed, but I’m convinced that her apparent nude scene in World Without End is also done via a body double. So, first of all, the obvious element we need to take note of is that her face and her boobs don’t ever appear in the same shot. Not only that, but the camera doesn’t even pan from one to the other. The transitions are always new shots.

That’s not the only reason I’m not convinced that it wasn’t really Indira Varma nude in that series, though. I appreciate that World Without End and Kama Sutra have very different lighting and color grading, but everything from the complexion to the skin texture on the former looks very different to what we know Indira’s body looks like from Kama Sutra. I understand a lot can change in the 16 years between the two productions, but I still think something fishy is afoot. Each of those points in isolation, I would have overlooked, but together, it’s just far too suspicious.

We might have gotten some stray shots of Indira Varma topless in Hunted. A whole lot of props are very obviously intentionally used to obscure any real nudity during a sex scene, but there is a point during which the light behind her appears to outline the silhouette of her nipples. This last literally a few frames and no more and is frankly the primary reason that I’m not tagging this post with the coveted label of Only Nude Scene. A secondary reason is her role in the German film Zehn wahnsinnige Tage, which allegedly contains “topless female nudity” that is meant to be from Indira.

As for Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love, you’ve got Indira Varma sex scenes coming out the ass, should you want them, as well as plenty of nudity that is not part of a sex scene. Now for some bad news. There are multiple cuts of this film out there. I don’t just mean certain scenes are cut; I mean entire shots are cropped differently to be a little more… halal, I guess. I happen to know there is a very lewd cut of this movie out there. Whether there is an HD release of it anywhere, however, I cannot say, which is a shame, because there ain’t nothing more satisfying in a nude scene than the absolute full frontal. Fret not, though, for there’s still plenty to see of Indira Varma naked from the blu ray, which you can enjoy right here. Fap on, brothers.

Patricia Arquette Naked – Lost Highway – Blu ray

It took a walk around a detour to get here, but we’ve finally reached the post that exhibits Patricia Arquette naked in Lost Highway. And “exhibits” is certainly the correct word, with the corn-fed Midwestern actress flashing her naked body for more than a few unnecessary nude scenes. Now, don’t get me wrong. I absolutely love unnecessary nude scenes, and the more unnecessary the better. I could make a comment on how it’s nonetheless an unusual state of affairs for such a serious actress as Patricia Arquette, but then, she did spend so much of Human Nature running around the woods completely naked, albeit with a more-than-slightly off-putting fur mesh over her breasts and face (and everywhere else, I suppose).

As for the detour, that killer music video featuring Maya Hawke nude had just dropped while I was working on shining off this post, so I thought, with that being brand new and all of the fuss around Stranger Things, it made sense to push this one a place back so I could color correct Maya Hawke’s nude debut (kind of) immediately. Though as many readers may have guessed, I have been sitting on this partially-completed footage since I posted the Natasha Gregson Wagner nude scene from the same movie.

The irony of the pacing is that I watched Lost Highway last week precisely because I wanted to finally see the greatest Patricia Arquette nude scene in existence in its natural habitat. The great thing about that is that other than being surprised by the bonus nude scene, I was also pleasantly surprised by the fact that Patricia Arquette herself has multiple nude scenes in the film. I’ve only ever seen clips and screen captures from the one. You know the one I mean, don’t you? The scene where a heavy holds a gun to her head while she reluctantly strips down to her panties and walks over to a skeezy guy who is ordering the whole thing. Muy caliente, that.

But we get to see Patricia Arquette topless so many more times in Lost Highway. I’m a week divorced from watching the film itself (again, contrary to the original plan), so I can’t off the top of my head remember the exact sequence of nude scenes, but in no particular order, they include the following. Patricia’s character is standing in a robe, the camera filming her from the side. She drops her robe, revealing some great sideboob. Multiple sex scenes, including one in slow motion, giving us a great look at her tits wobbling like the waves of the ocean as Bill Pullman thrusts into her. One nude scene shot from below, giving us both underboob and sideboob at the same time as she turns around, finishing it all off with a bit of ass crack.

I am satisfied with how many times we saw Patricia Arquette’s boobs in Lost Highway, but by contrast, we sadly got no full frontal shots. Anyone out for a pussy shot would either have to go and hunt through the stray frames from Human Nature (that may or may not be a merkin) or simply look elsewhere. If, however, you are here because you’re after Patricia Arquette naked in Lost Highway, then simply scroll down and fap to your heart’s content.

Natasha Gregson Wagner Naked – Lost Highway – Blu ray

I watched Lost Highway for the first time recently for pretty much the reason you would expect, so I was naturally surprised (pleasantly, of course) with the bonus offering of Natasha Gregson Wagner naked. This is by no means the only chance we’ve ever gotten to see the Los Angeles native in the nude, but for what it’s worth, Lost Highway is the first film in which we see her naked.

Released in the same year were Quiet Days in Hollywood – which gave us our first look at her ass, but sadly nothing more unless you count some nippleless sideboob and a heavily obscured shower scene – and First Love, Last Rites, a film in which both she and her breasts had starring roles. The year after that gave use significantly more nudity from the actress through her roles in Modern Vampires and Another Day in Paradise, but 1998 ended and a titty hiatus began.

It took almost a whole decade and a half to see Natasha Gregson Wagner nude again, and that was when A Kiss and a Promise came out, which included a sex scene that itself included her bare boobs being rubbed. Which brings us full circle all the way back to this scene right here from Lost Highway, where she takes her sweater off in a car, no bra underneath, and gets her tits molested by the feller she’s with. It’s not a very long scene, but I would be remiss not to cover it on my visit of Lost Highway, even though the big draw for most is, of course, the infamous forced strip scene with Patricia Arquette. For now, though, enjoy Natasha Gregor Watson naked in the gallery below.