2000s Nude Scenes in Film and Television - Page 2

Brie Larson Naked – Tanner Hall – Blu ray

How many times have you seen Brie Larson naked? If you remember the various Fappenings and all the celebrity nudes leaked in those, then the answer is probably a few times. So a better question becomes: How many times have you seen Brie Larson nude in movies and TV series? The orthodoxy is that the answer is zero. Plenty of sources say that our California girl has never done a nude scene – not a proper one, at any event. But is there any truth to this?

The short answer is no. There has been exactly one Brie Larson nude scene, and you’re going to see it on this page. The long answer is a lot more complicated. The thing is, I don’t think the nude scene in Tanner Hall was meant to be, which is why I am giving this scene the much-adored Unscripted Nudity tag. Just to be clear, lest anyone should call this out, there is a clearly intentional nude scene in the movie, but it features two actresses whose characters are not named and whom I have yet to identify. The nudity in that scene lasts for all of a handful of frames too, so hardly gratuitous.

As for the Brie Larson nude scene in Tanner Hall, the nudity in that one also lasts a handful of frames. Very specifically, you can see her nipple in two frames. Yes, one of Brie Larson’s nipples appears in two consecutive frames, and then never again. She’s running her hand up her boob, and her nip flips out from behind her last finger just before it goes off the bottom of the screen. If you count the footage featuring the rest of her areola, then sure, you get a few more frames of nudity out of Brie in the scene, but it ain’t much at all.

The reason I think that this nudity wasn’t intentional is because the movie has about ten million scenes of Brie Larson, hot and either half-naked or naked but concealed, and outside of these two frames, you don’t actually see her nude. I guess it just seems out of character for the rest of it. The same is true for the other main characters – played by Rooney Mara, Georgia King, and Amy Ferguson – who all have implied nude scenes but none of whose private parts ever get any actual screen time.

The Brie Larson sexy scenes we get include her getting a male teacher to rub her thigh while she’s wet, naked, and draped in a tight towel in the girls’ showers at the school, fantasies that the same teacher has of her walking topless in the rain at night, and a scene where she’s dressed in nothing but boots, faux vine around her tits and crotch, and a rubber snake. So there you have it, if you ever wanted to see Captain Marvel nude in a film, fantasy complete. And while we’re addressing Marvel fans, here’s an obligatory reminder that you can enjoy seeing Natasha Romanoff nude courtesy of the incredible full frontal nude scene that Scarlett Johansson did in Under The Skin. Still more while we’re at it, for the other Black Widow, you can see Yelena Belova nude in the great nude scene by Florence Pugh in Outlaw King. OK, enough distraction. Let’s move onto the star attraction – Brie Larson naked in Tanner Hall.

Nicki Aycox Naked – Animals – Blu ray

I’ve been planning to cover Nicki Aycox naked for a long time. As I write, we’ve recently gotten some very sad news. I’m not going to address it further because I don’t feel confident that I’ll come across as sufficiently reverent in the context of the rest of this write-up and the images and videos herein. For that reason, I will simply close off the topic by saying: Thank you, Nicki, for all of your wonderful performances over the years.

Speaking for myself, I first saw the Oklahoma native in Supernatural. That was network television, so we didn’t get to see Nicky Aycox nude in it, but she did play the sexiest demon ever. Meg the Demon was played by Nicki in the first season of Supernatural, with a cameo of sorts in the fourth season when Meg Masters the human girl appears as a ghost.

But even though there were no Nicky Aycox nude scenes as Meg in Supernatural, the show has a good pedigree for getting actresses with hot nude scenes to play their demons. For instance, the same Meg was later played by Rachel Miner, who has a million nude scenes of her own. Then, of course, Supernatural had Katie Cassidy as Ruby in Season 3. Again, no nudity in Supernatural itself, but Katie did have some awesome nudity in The Scribbler. Ashlynn Yennie had even better nudity in it, but that’s another story.

The first time we’ve apparently seen Nicki Aycox topless appears to be in the movie Perfect Stranger from 2007, a year before Animals came out. The thing there is that you don’t actually see her tits in the same shot as her face. In fact, you don’t even see her boobs in motion. It’s all stills. Those who know my cynicism all too well know how I feel about nude scenes where naughty bits and faces don’t appear together. I’m not going to say that there was a body double in Perfect Stranger, but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t suspicious.

And if you’re after a Nicki Aycox sex scene – especially one of the lesbianic persuasion – and don’t mind the nudity being limited to just her ass, you can check out the 2005 series Over There. Even more so if, like me, you have a thing for female soldiers. Though in that case, I also invite you to enjoy the super sweet military nude scene from Starship Troopers 3: Marauder.

Wow, all of this babble, and I still haven’t even said anything about the Nicki Aycox nudes in Animals. We see Nicki Aycox naked a lot in it. I mean a lot. I went into this movie thinking that there would be a quick nip flash and nothing more. You know, since she doesn’t do that many nude scenes. Well, she sure did do a lot of nude scenes here. In no particular order, she gets stripped and fucked on top of a car and against a brick wall outdoors in the rain, she gets completely naked for sex on a kitchen table, she gets stripped and thrown into an underground cage, where she is left completely nude, and so much more.

Animals is stealthily a great movie for nudity. What’s more, I think it may have a nude scene from Eva Amurri. I will have to review it closely because the scene is very dark and the actress’ nips seem to be obscured most of the time. Operative words being “seem” and “most of.” Anyway, when that magic is done, you will see it linked right here. If you’re not seeing a link, check back soon. And for now, let’s enjoy the beautiful Nicki Aycox nude in Animals.

Mary-Louise Parker Naked – Angels in America – HD Stream

For all the times that we’ve gotten scenes featuring Mary-Louise Parker naked, I find it a bit ironic that only one of them ever gave us the all-fabled full frontal nudity that so many fappers seek. Most of you will recognize the classic, and those that don’t can surely read the title on the top of this page, but I’m talking about the Mary-Louise Parker nude scene in HBO’s Angels in America. What you won’t recognize unless you’ve visited this exact page before is the new lick of color correction I’ve given it. I appreciate the fact that there are a few noticeable artifacts dotted here and there – certainly more than I’m normally satisfied with in my work – but given the quality of the original, that was always going to be unavoidable.

Just to be clear, in spite of it all, what you’re seeing on this page involved exactly zero AI upscaling. The entire process was done by pulling out details that are in the original footage, even though they may be hard or almost impossible to make out by the naked human eye in any of the original airs or releases. There’s a significance to this all, and that’s that what you’re seeing here is really 100% Mary-Louise Parker naked. None of this was “dreamed” by AI or recreated using galleries of similar content scrubbed from some training server. That clear cleft between Mary-Louise Parker’s pussy lips – it’s all her. It was always there; it’s just clearer to see now.

I do feel like it bears bringing up because for all of the times that this very specific Mary-Louise Parker nude scene has been posted throughout the internet, the quality has always been absolute ass. It’s not something anyone can blame the original cappers for either. I really can’t be bothered to dig into the technical details of how HBO did or didn’t shoot Angels in America, but it’s not exactly the crispest image around. The good news, of course, is that as long as I can get it in at least 1080p full HD and without inappropriate levels of compression, there’s usually a whole lot more information hidden in the pixels than people realize. In this case, it’s our favorite Southern girl’s outer labia peeking out from beneath her regal bush. Truly the best of both worlds.

I’m not going to do a full descriptor of every scene in which we have ever seen Mary-Louise Parker naked, but I will do a rundown of films to catch if you want to complete your collection. OK, everyone ready? Here goes. Grand Canyon (1991), the appropriately named Naked in New York (1993), Mr. Wonderful (1993), Goodbye Lover (1998), Let the Devil Wear Black (1999), The Five Senses (1999), Master Spy: The Robert Hanssen Story (2002), and of course I would be derelict in my duties to the highest degree if I didn’t mention the Showtime series Weeds, which was about a single mother battling against inflation in landscaping rates or something. In any event, it got a lot of nudity out of the actress, including the infamous bathtub scene, which I’ve always felt evoked the similarly legendary bathtub scene from both versions of Shameless. But let’s not go down too many tangents. Let’s enjoy Mary-Louise Parker nude in Angels in America instead.

Hanna Hall Naked – Halloween – Blu ray

We saw Hanna Hall naked in Rob Zombie’s Halloween before we did any of the other characters, which I suppose is quite appropriate considering this was the Denverite’s nude debut. Some Rob Zombie fanatics might point out that Sheri Moon Zombie’s stripper scene preceded this one. You are correct, but sadly, as great as it is to watch her dance around a stripper’s pole, we don’t actually get to see Sheri Moon Zombie nude in this movie. But dry your eyes, dear fappers, because there is more than enough nudity to go around here, not least of which is the extensive nudity from co-star Danielle Harris, and in her nude debut, no less.

The movie also gives us some awesome full frontal nudity from Kristina Klebe, but whether that’s up yet or not will depend on whether you’re seeing any links in this sentence. You know what to do if they’re there. As for the nudity from Hanna Hall, it begins with what would otherwise be the end of a sex scene. The guy does us a favor and gets out of the way, giving us a number of shots of Hanna’s tits as she lies on her back in the bed. Rob Zombie put a tasteful loopy-meshy curtain between the actress and the camera, but the holes are wide enough to not obscure too much of the action. Certainly nothing is permanently excluded by the curtain, even if her nipples aren’t full visible in every single last frame.

We see Hanna Hall nude once more a few minutes later when she’s putting her tank top back on. Of course, the shot begins while she is still topless. Mr. Zombie sure knows how to treat his audience right. This pair of nude scene are satisfying but quite short. The good news for you is that they are far from the only nudes from the actress. If volume is what you’re after, you can see Hanna Hall naked quite a lot in Happiness Runs, which preceded her brief nude scene in Scalene, before she did her last nude scene for an episode of the delectably named Masters of Sex. Masters of Sex is actually on my radar, so we might be seeing (or have already seen) some of that later, but in the meantime, enjoy Hanna Hall naked in Halloween.

Olivia Colman Naked – Confetti – HD Stream

There is only one feature in which we have seen Olivia Colman naked, and it wasn’t even meant to be. In an interview with The Guardian back in 2007, the year after Confetti came out, the Norvician actress described filming the movie as “the worst experience of [her] life.” Apparently, the Olivia Colman nude scenes we got should have included a lot less nudity. In the same interview, the Academy Award-winning actress said that she was led to believe that “the nudity wouldn’t be quite as awful as it was.” Robert Webb, her co-star, said that he was told the nudity would all be pixelated, only finding out it wasn’t at the screening, where co-star Jessica Hynes apparently made a cheeky comment about his pee-pee, which sounds like something straight out of a CFNM fantasy.

So what are these Olivia Colman nude scenes everyone is referring to? Well, in the film, she plays a naturist – or, if you prefer the less in vogue term, a nudist. Who could have thought that there would be nudity in a film where one set of characters are nudists? Madness! To be fair, if the deal was that it was going to be pixelated, then that’s a pretty scummy move that the studio pulled on our Sophie. Worked out pretty well for all the fappers out there who have wanted to see Olivia Colman naked since Peep Show, but I suppose I would be none too impressed if I were in that situation. Doubly so when you consider that the actress has always (presumably intentionally) had a no nudity policy. I don’t even know if she has any lewds out there, let alone nudes.

I know you might be thinking that it was some Harvey Weinstein-type greaseball character that is responsible for the Olivia Colman nude scenes that should not be, but it was none other than Nativity! creator and frequent Martin Freeman collaborator Debbie Isitt. Well, she was the director and writer of the film in any event, which once again reinforces my oft-repeated belief that women direct and write some of the best nude scenes. Before you ask, yes, Martin Freeman is in Confetti as well, but no, Bilbo Baggins does not get his dick out. And while we’re at it, we don’t see co-stars Meredith MacNeill or Jessica Hynes nude either. The only naturists from among the main characters are Olivia and Robert Webb’s characters.

But to compensate for that, we sure do see Olivia Colman topless a lot in Confetti. For starters, she is literally completely naked for the majority of her scenes, and in some portion of them, she’s topless but wearing a scarf-like thing around her waist. Very frustratingly, these tend to be the scenes where we would have gotten a nice, close-up frontal shot of her trimmed pubic region, but to be fair, that’s almost certainly why she was wearing the scarf in those moments in the first place. That’s not to say that we got nothing close. There were quite a few scenes where her bush is on show and even a few frames where if you look really, really, really, really hard, you can just about make out her pussy lips. Very nice. Very nice indeed.

Confetti remains the only movie where you can see Olivia Colman’s tits, and with her meteoric success over the past decade, this is unlikely to change. Add into the equation that these nude scenes should not have been released in the first place, and that makes it a near certainty. But realistically, after winning the six million prestigious awards that she has, including a literal Oscar, I don’t imagine the 48-year-old actress starring in a string of boob scenes now. I appreciate that didn’t stop Emma Thompson in the most explicit nude scenes of her career, and in her 60s, no less, but that’s far from standard. When there is famine in the future, the best we can do is remember the feasts of the past, and so I give you Olivia Colman naked in Confetti.