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Carey Mulligan Nude – Shame – Blu ray

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Original post: August 29, 2012

Fun fact: Shame is the second highest-grossing film with an NC-17 rating in history, narrowly missing Showgirls’ haul by only a few million. But considering the former’s critical acclaim against the universal panning of the latter, I think it’s clear who the real winner is. The rating isn’t coincidental either. This film has a lot of nudity. Apart from the film’s many female nude scenes, the director also dedicated an uncomfortable amount of screen time to Michael Fassbender’s cock.

The most prominent nude scene in the film that doesn’t include penises is Carey Mulligan’s. You may know her as Kitty Bennet from 2005′s Pride and Prejudice, or failing that, as the ex-girlfriend of Shia LaBeouf, who as we recently learned is no stranger to full frontal nude scenes himself. In spite of being so surrounded by constantly naked A-listers, Carey delivers a solid nude scene herself, and at that, one that graciously saves this film from being 2 hours of Michael Fassbender fanservice.

Caps and clip of this scene are below, and you can check out the GIFs here.

Nicky Whelan Nude – Hall Pass – Blu ray

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Original post: August 18, 2012

Somehow, the Owen Wilson film Hall Pass slipped under my radar when it was released in 2011, but after recently hearing many great things and requests regarding the nude scene therein, I decided to get my hands on it. Now normally I’d be complaining about having to sit through one and a half hours of film before getting to half a minute of nudity, but I actually found myself captivated enough to not feel the time. The original script and sharp writing are refreshing against the landscape of remakes, sequels and adaptations that Hollywood is so saturated with these days.

Nicky Whelan – or, as she will doubtless be known as in many circles, “the Aussie in Hall Pass” – does both her career and lonely basement-dwelling men a huge favor in doing this, her first ever nude scene. Previously a television host and actress in her native Australia, she’s had a few American credits under her belt – most notably Halloween II and Scrubs – and now further completes the line-up by baring her mesmerizing melons for the camera. Next up: full frontal, we hope.

Clip and caps are available below and have been captured and encoded in 15 mbps from the blu-ray.

Jennifer Aniston Nude – Wanderlust – Blu ray

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Original post: August 11, 2012

Remember all the ruckus over the nude scenes in then-upcoming film Wanderlust? Come on, sure you do. Jennifer Aniston herself was promising “a lot of nudity. And a lot of slow motion action nudity,” sweetening the deal by adding, “bottomless, topless. Yeah, there is. It’s happening,” and just in case all of that was too subtle, “there are naked people. It’s raunchy. It’s raucous.” Well, you know what?

That’s all the Jennifer Aniston nude scene you’re gonna get. That’s right. While not clear whether it’s because of the actress’ infamous prudishness, her new romance and now engagement to co-star Justin Theroux, or producer Judd Apatow’s insistence of filling every one of his films with only naked men, it was decided that the Jennifer Aniston nude scene would be pixelated in post-production. Curiously, the same care was not taken for the ten million flopping dicks in the film. Even Ray Liotta has a pointless cameo that consists almost entirely of showing his bare ass!

Malin Akerman is in this film too. You know her; she had that great nude scene in Harold and Kumar Go To Whitecastle (below left), and then another one in the superhero epic Watchmen (below right), and, well, in pretty much every movie she’s been in. Maybe if she had a dick, the closeted producers would not have made this movie such a jarring combo-breaker for her.

Nudity aside, sure, the film had a few good moments – like Paul Rudd’s hillbilly meltdown – but for the most part, it’s just self-gratifying, smug, pompous and choking on the thick yuppie-hipster stench it lets off, just like every other film by Judd Apatow.

For those that aren’t too bothered by the pixelation, here are the caps and clip of the Jennifer Aniston nude scene, capped from the blu-ray. Also, don’t forget to check out the exclusive GIFs on the official Tumblr blog.

Anne Hathaway and Michelle Williams Nude – Brokeback Mountain – Blu ray

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Original post: August 2, 2012

2005 was flooded with “gay cowboy” jokes on account of the release of the otherwise critically acclaimed Brokeback Mountain. What the detractors who refused to see the film missed out on, however, was a pair of great nude scenes… as in, female nude scenes. This film features the second ever nude scene by Anne Hathaway, released in the same year as the direct-to-DVD film, Havoc, which was her first.

Also appearing naked in this film, as Heath Ledger’s wife, is Michelle Williams, who is known both for being nude in pretty much everything she’s in and having every single nude scene overshadowed by that of a more famous at the time actress with whom she has the displeasure of co-starring. Rough world, but all the more material for our spank banks.

The clips and caps are taken from the Blu-ray release of the film in stunning 1080p resolution. As a bonus, Anne Hathaway’s scene also includes a slow-motion replay for those that think it went by too quickly. Enjoy.

Halle Berry Nude – Swordfish – Blu ray

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Original post: July 18, 2012

A golden oldie, sure, but a blu-ray clip seems to be hard to find on the internet, so I figured I’d fill the void. Swordfish was, of course, the very first film in which then up-and-comer, Halle Berry, dared to do a nude scene, and Gods in heaven, was it glorious. No amounts of fantasies could have prepared us for those mesmerizing, jiggly funbags.

In what is surely a tragedy of epic proportions, the last and only other nude scene she’s done is in the film Monster’s Ball, featuring a pretty awkward sex scene with Billy Bob Thornton, released in the same year. The streak of shameless nudity, it seems, didn’t last long. But now you can dive into the nostalgia and enjoy 2001 once more, this time in crisp 1080p resolution, capped from the Blu-ray release.