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Cristi Harris Naked – Night of the Demons 2 – Blu ray

If you were into horror movies back in the 90s, you certainly got an eyeful of Cristi Harris naked. The doe-eyed Georgia girl has nude scenes in 4 of her first 5 film roles and has only acted in 3 further films. This is presumably by choice, since she has been working as a producer since at least 2002 and even has a full film under her belt. (Spoiler alert: no nudity in that one)

She clearly got all of the nudity out of her system in the mid 90s. Other than Night of the Demons 2: Electric Boogaloo, which we can marvel at here, we get Cristi Harris nude scenes from her very next movie, Night of the Scarecrow, which is suspiciously also about teens releasing evil spirits. Very specific niche for an actress to be typecast into. That didn’t last, though. Her next two movies (and therefore her next two nude scenes), were in the erotic thriller Kiss of Death and in the erotic fantasy sci-fi drama Lurid Tales: The Castle Queen. She obviously couldn’t keep the nudity going in her most well-known role as Emily Davis in NBC’s soapie Sunset Beach, but given her debut scene had her in a swimsuit, the producers clearly knew what they were doing.

We see Cristi Harris nude in Night of the Demons 2 in what is in essence one scene, but it is split across 5 scenes as they appear when you watch the film and stretched across almost 5 whole minutes. I guess the editor wanted to give everyone a chance to edge over Cristi’s majestic pair of titties for as along as he could get away with it. Absolute legend. The context of the nudity is that she’s sitting on the floor in an abandoned funeral home with her new boyfriend in her bra and panties (as in she’s in her bra and panties, not him) and they’re about to have sex for the first time. I’d make a joke about it being so romantic, but the character literally says exactly that in all sincerity, so perhaps it wouldn’t land outside of a post-ironic lens. Anyway, the bra comes off, clumsy teen sex ensues, and Jesus cries. It’s not that explicit, but those giant boobies are just to die for (as her boyfriend finds out). Fortunately for you, dear reader, you don’t have to die to enjoy Cristi Harris naked in Night of the Demons 2 below.

Vanina Arias Naked – Death Race 4: Beyond Anarchy – Blu ray

I love the Death Race franchise like you wouldn’t believe, and this scattering of scenes featuring Vanina Arias naked for the only time in her career is just scratching the surface as to why. I don’t know whether the series has just embraced the camp vibe it’s been associated with or whether it was always meant to be just as camp, but it sure fits the bill, and what better way to embrace the camp action film air than with tons of gratuitous nudity? Admittedly, the individual films vary on exactly how much nudity they have, whom it’s by, and how graphic it is, but the good news for you, dear fapper, is that Death Race 4: Beyond Anarchy is the shining jewel of the lot in that regard.

When any of the female characters are on screen, they’re probably naked more often than they’re not. Well, that’s true of the ones that do have nude scenes, at least. A few (operative word: few) of the characters don’t, but if you’re worried that it’s going to be all extras and no stars, think again. The primary female antagonist, Carley, who is played by the gorgeous Lucy Aarden, not only has a nude scene, not only does she have multiple nude scene, but one of her nude scenes hold the honor of being among the most explicit full frontal nude scenes I have ever seen a serious actress do. I’m talking about inner labia, lads.

As for the context in which we see Vanina Arias nude, this is a Death Race movie so there is none. But who’s complaining. Vanina plays El Carino (which I understand is Spanish for “the titty”), who hangs around Danny Trejo topless while he watches TV, as one does. If that sentence didn’t make it clear as to whether that’s Danny Trejo topless or Vanina Arias topless, the answer is both. It’s fine. Just go with it. It’s Death Race.

Indira Varma Naked – Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love – Blu ray

Considering the world saw Indira Varma naked for the first time in her debut role and that role is in a film called Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love, it’s quite surprising that this might be the only feature in which she has done a proper nude scene. By nude scene, I am of course referring to all of the ten million nude scenes in the movie, as befitting of one which shares a title with the ancient Indian manual of eroticism and sex. There is no shortage of them in this movie, which is why it’s so weird that there is such a shortage of them elsewhere.

On paper, it seems like there are a number of Indira Varma nude scenes out there, but I’m convinced that even more of them are using body doubles that we already know are. For instance, it’s pretty much accepted by everyone that in the nude scene in Rome wherein Niobe is breastfeeding, those tits did not really belong to the actress. I’d take it a step further. This hasn’t been confirmed, but I’m convinced that her apparent nude scene in World Without End is also done via a body double. So, first of all, the obvious element we need to take note of is that her face and her boobs don’t ever appear in the same shot. Not only that, but the camera doesn’t even pan from one to the other. The transitions are always new shots.

That’s not the only reason I’m not convinced that it wasn’t really Indira Varma nude in that series, though. I appreciate that World Without End and Kama Sutra have very different lighting and color grading, but everything from the complexion to the skin texture on the former looks very different to what we know Indira’s body looks like from Kama Sutra. I understand a lot can change in the 16 years between the two productions, but I still think something fishy is afoot. Each of those points in isolation, I would have overlooked, but together, it’s just far too suspicious.

We might have gotten some stray shots of Indira Varma topless in Hunted. A whole lot of props are very obviously intentionally used to obscure any real nudity during a sex scene, but there is a point during which the light behind her appears to outline the silhouette of her nipples. This last literally a few frames and no more and is frankly the primary reason that I’m not tagging this post with the coveted label of Only Nude Scene. A secondary reason is her role in the German film Zehn wahnsinnige Tage, which allegedly contains “topless female nudity” that is meant to be from Indira.

As for Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love, you’ve got Indira Varma sex scenes coming out the ass, should you want them, as well as plenty of nudity that is not part of a sex scene. Now for some bad news. There are multiple cuts of this film out there. I don’t just mean certain scenes are cut; I mean entire shots are cropped differently to be a little more… halal, I guess. I happen to know there is a very lewd cut of this movie out there. Whether there is an HD release of it anywhere, however, I cannot say, which is a shame, because there ain’t nothing more satisfying in a nude scene than the absolute full frontal. Fret not, though, for there’s still plenty to see of Indira Varma naked from the blu ray, which you can enjoy right here. Fap on, brothers.

Demi Moore Naked – Blame It on Rio – Blu ray

Demi Moore naked in Blame It on Rio almost evokes the same vibe as the other nude scene in Under The Skin. You know the one I mean. The one that everyone forgets because it got overshadowed by the one and only nude scene Scarlett Johansson has ever done. Similarly here, the movie offers us Demi Moore nude for the first time ever, and how do we repay it? We spend the next nearly four decades obsessing with Michelle Johnson’s nude scenes in the movie.

There seems to be a misconception out there that the first ever Demi Moore nude scene was in No Small Affair, in which she flashes nips a few times during a sex scene with Jon Cryer (which may or may not have led to Jon losing his virginity). I’m not sure what this controversy over which is the real nude debut is based on since IMDB has Blame It on Rio’s earliest release as February 17, 1984 and No Small Affair’s as November 9, 1984. It probably has to do with the aforementioned fact that everyone forgets that we even got Demi Moore naked in Blame It on Rio at all.

You also can’t ever talk about Demi Moore nude without bringing up her era-defining nudity in Striptease. I’m just going to go ahead and point out the obvious, which is that Striptease came out and was filmed just after Demi Moore got that awful boob job, and no matter how much she denies having fake tits, we all have functioning eyes. What that means is that even though Striptease is, as no one can deny, the home of Demi Moore’s thematically best nude scenes, Blame It on Rio has her looking at her finest, all natural, well lit and fully in view (minus some pesky hair covering her nips a fair bit).

So you’ve got Demi Moore topless at her peak in Blame It on Rio, walking seductively toward the camera and two older men – an interesting role reversal considering her dating habits of the last two decades. She then stands there like a mannequin while Michelle Johnson and her gigantic breasts converse with the two guys, before they (the girls, not the gigantic breasts) grab one of the men and drag him into the ocean, splashing around topless and happy as they ritually drown him in sacrifice to Poseidon. Wait, I might be mixing up movies. I think that last bit was from Care Bears: Unlock the Magic. Anyway, buckle up, scroll down, and enjoy Demi Moore naked in Blame It on Rio.

Ashley Greene Naked – The Immaculate Room – 4K Stream

Seeing Ashley Greene naked in The Immaculate Room caught my attention in a very interesting way. This film does not contain her nude debut, and it is by no means the only place where we can see her naked. What The Immaculate Room offers us, however, is that rare kind of nude scene that hits all the points to make it perfect. Well, all except for one. I would have appreciated it more if the frontal shots of the Twilight actress covered more of her body, but if she wasn’t going to do a full frontal nude scene, there are just no two ways around that. Certainly from a technical perspective, this scene was a marvel. It is well-lit, the camera is of exemplary quality (don’t laugh; I’ve seen even big budget films shot on mediocre hardware), and the view is both detailed and unobscured. The scene was also released in Ultra HD 4K 2160p resolution, and I never turn down extra pixels.

This is the only Ashley Greene nude scene that fits that bill, and boy did she pick the right time to do it. Our Florida girl has aged like the finest of wines. In the years since she went naked for the first time in Rogue, her boobies have developed into one of the finest pairs of MILF tits I have ever seen. Seriously, she’s blessed every which way. Back in the 2010s, she had a pair of boobs that were angelically firm for their large size, and now that that firmness has given way to gravity, they’ve settled into an equally alluring shape. Like, I’m not even mad that we didn’t get more nude scenes out of her back in those days, because that is a pair of breasts that has yet to dip from their peak and hopefully never will. Incidentally, The Immaculate Room was filmed before her pregnancy, so make of that what you will.

The former Alice Cullen seems to know it, because this is the second year in a row in which we have been graced with a brand new Ashley Greene nude scene. Last year, we got Aftermath, which broke a roughly half-decade-long hiatus in nudity from the actress. We did see nips in Aftermath, but in terms of technical features, that scene was the opposite to this one from The Immaculate Room. The Ashley Greene nude scene in Aftermath was dark, partially obscured, and distant(ish), meaning you really had to strain for a good fap. Her nudity in Rogue was not quite as dark, which is fine, but that now covers all of the films and television shows in which Ashley’s done nude scenes. 2010, of course, gave us that lewd advertising campaign with Sports Illustrated where Ashley Greene wore nothing but body paint, and then there are the leaked nudes, which I won’t comment on except to once again ask how it’s possible that every single celebrity on the planet can’t afford a phone that doesn’t have a laughably crappy camera.

And all of that brings us right back around to Ashley Greene topless in The Immaculate Room. Why “topless” when she’s completely naked? Because the only frontal shots we get are limited to her breasts and face. Don’t get me wrong – they’re amazing shots – but we don’t really get the full illustration of her total nudity. The fun ends when Kate Bosworth tells Emile Hirsch to give Ashley his shirt, which is conveniently long enough to also cover her crotch. We almost get another shot of Ashley Greene’s boobs later on when Kate Bosworth walks in on her in the shower, but by the magic of freeze frame, I can tell you that she has some sort of pasty taped over her nipple. There’s also a threesome later on in the film, in which Ashley and Kate make out in an erotically charged lesbian kiss while high on ecstasy, but for some reason, they’re both fully dressed for that.

There is also a lingering shot of that majestic Ashley Greene ass, and like her frontal shots, it is well lit. Those of you who haven’t seen the movie – and to be fair, even many of you who have – will probably be asking whether we get any nudity from Kate Bosworth in it. At this stage, the answer is that I’m not sure. There are certainly plenty of teases and a few shots that may or may not include a nipple or two. I do, of course, plan to investigate, and if I find something, you’ll be able to see it by clicking here. In the meantime, sit back, unzip, and enjoy Ashley Greene nude in The Immaculate Room.