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Kathryn Beck Naked – Not Suitable for Children – Blu ray

The first time I thought I was going to see Kathryn Beck naked was in the Australian apocalypse masterpiece These Final Hours, which incidentally also co-stars Sarah Snook, as this one does. That nude scene did not materialize in spite of the tease, and although I didn’t look it up at the time, back then, Not Suitable for Children was the feature that housed the only Kathryn Beck nude scene in existence, and it continues to hold that honor still today. Incidentally, it also contains the only Sarah Snook nude scene in existence.

I’m not going to lie – this nude scene is really short. It’s so short that are exactly 15 frames where Kathryn’s right nipple is visible. Or to phrase it another way, there is so little nudity from the Australian actress, that the gallery at the bottom of this post contains literally every single frame of visible nudity. That said, being the only nude scene that she’s done, whether you were following Kathryn Beck as Lily Nelson on Home and Away, Gemma Reeves on Neighbours, or Sky Pierson on Wentworth (which by the way has shockingly few nude scenes for a series about women in prison), then you will relish all 15 frames of nudes like a thirsty man cherishes 15 drops of water.

So in what context do we get all three fifths of a second of Kathryn Beck nude in Not Suitable for Children? She plays the much loved character of Stalker Becky. When the man she is stalking, played by none other than Jason Stackhouse, comes to visit her for sex, she flashes her right boob at him while standing up on a communal stairwell in her apartment building. She then turns him down for sex, but hey at least he (and everyone else who watched the move) got a tit flash out of it. Enjoy the gallery below, which consists literally every frame in existence of Kathryn Beck naked.

Tanaya Beatty Naked – Crimes of the Future – 4K Stream

I didn’t really expect to see Tanaya Beatty naked when I watched Crimes of the Future. I’d picked up the movie in 4K to see the Lea Seydoux nude scene. It’s not that I haven’t seen Lea naked in pretty much every other movie she’s done, and occasionally full frontal as well, but I’ve had a thing for her ever since I covered Farewell, My Queen back in the .NET days, and I wasn’t going to stop now. So imagine my surprise when I’m watching the movie and out of absolutely nowhere, Rachel Black from the Twilight Saga takes all of her clothes off and is rocking quite a delectable bush.

For those with more contemporary tastes in film and television, Tanaya Beatty played Avery the stripper in Yellowstone. The irony there, of course, being that even though her character is a stripper (like with marines, there’s no such thing as a former stripper), she never really has a nude scene in Yellowstone. There was that one shot where she takes her top off and the camera is kind of behind her, but sideboob without nipple is no sideboob at all. There’s a second layer of irony in that Paramount Network aren’t particularly shy about including nude scenes in the show, so who the hell knows what was behind this decision.

Maybe neither the actress nor the world were ready for a Tanaya Beatty nude scene. We do have Through Black Spruce, which the Canadian actress had both a starring role and a nude scene in, but the nudity in that one is so dark and obscured, that I’m not convinced that even a solid round of color correction can increase the fappability factor to acceptable levels. I guess most people who have been jonesing for it have been settling for searching for Tanaya Beatty bikini pictures on Google Images for their fix, but that is no longer necessary.

Not only do we see Tanaya Beatty topless in Crimes of the Future, but we see her completely nude as well. The full frontal part doesn’t last that long, but as she finishes undressing and walks up to a weird biomechanical surgery coffin thing (Cronenberg, lol), she flashes her hairy pussy for a solid handful of frames. For much of the rest of the scene, she’s reclining with her co-worker and potential lesbian lover, played by Nadia Litz, and it’s mostly tits we see, but if you’re one of those foot men, you’re in for a special treat here too. Curiously, no ass in this scene. Not even in the entire movie, I think. Anyway, enjoy Tanaya Beatty nude in Crimes of the Future below.

Robin Tunney Naked – Supernova – Blu ray

Anyone who’s a fan of The Mentalist and unzips their fly every time Teresa Lisbon gets screen time has probably tried to look for pictures or footage of Robin Tunney naked at least a few dozen times. Now, while I’m not suggesting that such material impossible to find, once you sift out all of the fakes, you might find yourself slightly disappointed in what’s left behind. Even though there are more than a handful of films with Robin Tunney nude scenes in them, for some reason, these scenes are rarely particularly graphic.

I’m not going through the full list of Robin Tunney nude scenes in detail, but there are three (or two-and-a-half) honorable mentions to touch on. Other than Supernova, the most potentially graphic nude scene from the Chicago-born actress is from 2006’s Open Window, in which she takes off a bathrobe in well-lit room as the camera pans up and down her completely naked body while she is getting into a bathtub and for a little bit after. The catch: the camera is largely behind her. If you’re an ass man, you can fap yourself silly to it, and if you like sideboob, there’s some pretty good titty shots in it. Unfortunately, that’s about where it ends.

The next mention is for the wholesome family Christmas film End of Days, which, going by year of release, is responsible for the earliest Robin Tunney nude scenes to hit public eyes. They’re quite tame, with one showing sideboob for not much more than a second and the other flashing a nip for not even that long. Nonetheless, people who loved The Craft when it came out probably took it as permission to release three years of pent up sexual frustration. The other mention is for Dream On – HBO’s version of Friends. Robin Tunney appeared in an episode of it in 1993, and many sites report this as her first nude scene. I watched it to confirm, and unless I blinked through a literal blink-and-you-miss it moment, I do not believe this to be the case. There is one shot where you’re either seeing shadow or the very edge of her left areola, but if that’s what everyone is referring to, then they’ve somehow managed to make the rest of the actress’ portfolio of tame nude scenes look like hardcore pornography by comparison.

As for Supernova, it basically opens with a Robin Tunney sex scene. Considering the combination of the timing and the fact that this is the first of four scenes in which Robin appears nude, I’m tempted to fall victim to my cynical tendencies and say that it’s almost like the filmmakers knew exactly what they were doing and were trying to sell tickets and DVDs of the movie on the basis of seeing her naked like we had never seen her before. I’m not complaining. It worked for me. Unfortunately, it didn’t help the film’s reception, with even original director Walter Hill so dismayed by the many executive changes, includes ones done by famed director Francis Ford Coppola, nor did it save it from an abysmal performance at the box office.

But hey, we got to see Robin Tunney topless a lot, including one scene where the mixed gender crew all get naked to prepare for a jump and then horse around a bit while completely nude. So no bad news, right? Wrong. We got cheated once again. The way the picture was cropped for most releases – including, to my knowledge, all full HD releases – excludes literally most of the nudity from Robin Tunney. Although funnily enough, there is one sex scene that is supposed to be of Angela Bassett’s character, but is actually a body double, and the body double is none other than Robin Tunney herself in digital blackface. And truth remains stranger than fiction. Before you ask, Angela Bassett’s other nude scene in the film is a body double as well, though I have yet to confirm whether that’s another erotic minstrel show performance or not. What I can confirm is that we get to see Robin Tunney naked in Supernova a lot, and it is glorious.

Ruby Rose Naked – Orange Is the New Black – Blu ray

Orange Is the New Black is not the only place where we can see Ruby Rose naked, but I can say with utmost confidence that it is the best. The only thing that would make this nude scene better would be if it was in 4K. “So why didn’t you capture it in 4K, then?” I hear you ask. Believe me, I spent a lot of time scratching my head before I figured out why I couldn’t get this episode to stream in 4K when Orange Is the New Black did have the very important Ultra HD tag in Netflix. The answer is that the series only began to be shot in 4K (or with cameras that would be suitable for a final 4K output) from Season 5 onward. The episode with the only Ruby Rose nude scene is, regrettably, in Season 3, which means that not only is there no UHD footage available for it at the moment, but there also never will be.

As for other offering from film and television where we have seen Ruby Rose nude, the only one is 2013’s Around The Block, a film from the actress’ native country of Australia in which she has a lesbian sex scene with Christina Ricci. Grown Wednesday Addams doesn’t get nude during that sex scene, but don’t worry about that – we see her plenty naked in the fapper’s paradise known as After.Life. As for our gay icon, her right breast makes an appearance during the steamy acts of lesbianism, but the scene is dark, most of her face isn’t in shot, just about the entirety of the rest of her body isn’t on screen either, and it’s just overall not a very fappable scene.

There have been a number of photoshoots from which pics of Ruby Rose nude have been published, but every true celebrity nude scene fapper knows that it’s never the same as in a good movie or series. And now that we’ve gotten through alternative nude scenes, I quickly want to touch on alternative Rubies to clear any confusion. If you are hear looking for nudes of Rubi Rose, rapper from Lexington, Kentucky, you’re in the wrong place. Similarly, you might be trying to find information about Ruby Rose Turner, the 16-year-old actress, model, singer, dancer, and decorated United States Marine Corps commando. Even though the spelling there is the same, this is not the same Ruby Rose. Our one is Ruby Rose Langenheim, and no, the German name is no coincidence, since Ruby is the great-granddaughter of Ellen Bang, a German actress whose career spans predominantly from 1934 to 1945, with only four films outside of that. Make of that what you will.

Now that we’ve spent far more time on overhead than was truly necessary, let’s get straight to Ruby Rose topless, tits wide and open on show in a women’s prison shower for a solid minute in the night episode of the third season of Orange Is the New Black, titled Where My Dreidel At. If you’re planning on making a comment about that episode title being culturally insensitive, I’d like to remind you that an earlier episode from the same season is titled Ching Chong Chang, which incidentally contains a pretty good nude scene from Taylor Schilling herself. 2015 was a different time. Bless.

Pretty much par for the course for Netflix, but there is no full frontal nudity in this episode, although we do get a great lingering shot of Ruby Rose’s ass as she walks away at the end. This one is mostly out the for the tit men, though. And what a great pair of boobs they are. Makes it all that much more confusing that she has such a challenging relationship with them. Then again, you have that video of her wearing a strap-on, so… Thought now I think about it, would I submit myself to getting pegged by the former MTV heartthrob just so that I could tell the story? Maybe. Offer’s out there, Ruby. You know how to reach me. For everyone else, enjoy the gallery of Ruby Rose naked from Orange Is the New Black.

Danielle Harris Naked – Halloween – Blu ray

We don’t really get to see Danielle Harris naked often. In fact, if you’ll allow me to tighten the criteria somewhat, I can even say that Rob Zombie’s Halloween movie is the only feature in which we get a proper Danielle Harris nude scene. Incidentally, one of the other kind of sort of nude scenes that the scream queen has is in the sequel to this film. In a way, it’s quite appropriate that the franchise should play such an important part of her career, since it gave her one of her first roles. No, not this movie. I’m talking about Halloween 4: The Return of the Electric Boogaloo, where she played Jamie Lloyd at the tender age of ten, turning eleven on set. She would reprise her role for the sequel to that, Halloween 5: Port of Call New Orleans.

Just to be clear, Danielle Harris doesn’t reprise her role as Jamie Lloyd in Rob Zombie’s reboot duology. In these two movies, she plays Annie Bracket, one of the characters originally created by John Carpenter for the original film that started the franchise. You know what is really weird about this whole situation, though? Considering Danielle Harris’ clear career as a scream queen, a veteran of slashers and other horrors, it’s actually quite bizarre how rarely she gets naked in the films. You’d think it would come with the territory. It normally does, to be fair. I’m not complaining or unthankful for the Halloween nude scene. I just with there were more, but that’s unlikely now.

The other movies which some might consider as showing Danielle Harris nude are the Kevin Sorbo vehicle Fatal Call and the third entry in the Hatchet franchise. Let’s start with Fatal Call. There’s a pretty lengthy sex scene, but we don’t see Danielle Harris nude in it. All of her naughty bits are covered up at all time, be it by her panties (during sex???), a blanket, camera angles, the other actor’s hands – we just never see anything. Sad. Her partial nude scene in Hatchet III is certainly muy caliente as she’s standing completely naked in what is either a jail or my old high school and getting hosed down, but alas, no nudity visible unless you count some sideass. Do ass men like sideass as much as boob men like sideboob? Is it comparable? Anyway, that’s all you’re going to get there.

Halloween, on the other hand, offers us glimpses of nip during a Danielle Harris sex scene. Then it gives us a full boob, then both of her tits, and then she quite literally stays topless for the entire rest of the movie. Before you get too excited, I’m sorry to tell you that that descriptor makes it sound a whole hell of a lot more fappable than it is. There are less than 2 minutes’ worth of shots that contain visible nudity from her, and the nudity that is visible is more often than not of limited use in assisting orgasms. You can probably tell by how weak the color correction on this one is compared to, for example, my magnum opus. That’s because just about all of the nudity is dark, moving fast enough to blur, distant, obscured by blood, or as is most often the case, some combination of all of the above.

But in spite of it all, you do see Danielle Harris topless in Halloween, and the color correction does make it slightly more fappable, even though it’s not perfect, so I suppose if you’re used to trawling around the internet looking for any Danielle Harris nudes, even stooping to the depths of searching for fakes, then this isn’t too bad. What’s more, the film also includes nude scenes from Hanna Hall, a full frontal from Kristina Klebe, and Sheri Moon Zombie as a stripper, though sadly not naked. More on all of that in due time, but for now, enjoy Danielle Harris naked in Rob Zombie’s Halloween.