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Katy Breier Naked – The Boys – 4K Stream

I never thought we were ever going to see Katy Breier naked. Yes, I understand that The Boys is no stranger to nude scenes, but they seem to never be of its main cast. I’m going to lament yet once more that we have been blessed with no nude scene from Queen Maeve, neither in the show nor in Dominique McElligott’s other work (although we do get an unfortunately overdressed women-in-prison scene in this last episode). As for Starlight, Erin Moriarty has done a nude scene elsewhere, so she’s not completely opposed to the practice, but alas, nothing from her in The Boys. Why must Amazon tease us so?

Well, it was about time they made it right, and what better way to do so than to have a scene of an octopus – not an octopus-themed superhero, but an actual octopus – giving a blowjob to The Deep? OK, that in itself is causing very few nuts to bust, although I imagine some hentai fans in the house have just had their week made. The scene does, however, include nudity from The Deep’s weird wife, Cassandra Schwartz. Cassandra is played by, if you haven’t already surmised from the last paragraph, title, and URL, Canadian actress Katy Breier. In spite of her relatively long and sufficiently prolific career, there was never any movie or series that she acted in that included any scenes of Katy Breier nude… until now.

So in what context do we get to see Katy Breier nude in this latest episode of The Boys? So, first of all, I wasn’t joking about the octopus blowjob. Don’t worry. I’m sure you’ll be able to move past it. You’ll try anyway. I believe in you. You’ll do it so you can see Katy’s sideboob and underboob as she rolls over in the bed in which said mollusc sex act is occurring. If you get past that, you will be further rewarded by getting a great view of her delicious ass as she walks away. Is it quite tame as far as nude scenes go? Sure. Is the best we have ever seen and may ever see of Katy Breier naked? Yes and probably, so enjoy.

Millie Brown Naked – Pendulum – HD Stream

This post is about Millie Brown naked. For any faceblind fappers who are here to see Millie Bobby Brown naked, take a step back and reassess the situation. I don’t want to rain on your parade, but we’re just not there yet. That said, Part 2 of Season 4 of Stranger Things is coming out on Netflix tomorrow, so for all I know, in only a few hours, Eleven will be doing full frontal pole dancing at the Hawkins Lab cantina and the first ever Millie Bobby Brown nude scene will be released to the world. I jest, of course. Netflix are known for their almost schizophrenic but mostly hesitant position on nude scenes in their movies and shows. Honorable mention goes out to Bloodline, the Netflix show that gave us a glorious full frontal nude scene from Andrea Riseborough.

But let’s not get too carried away on tangents. For those who are not aware of who this Millie Brown is, she’s a performance artist originally out of London but currently based in Los Angeles. She is probably most well known for her collaborations with Lady Gaga, which include rubbing their pussies together on stage while scantily clad and riding a mechanical bull. Yeah, I don’t know either, but this kind of performance art at least gives us tons of nudity to rave about, and Lady Gaga is no stranger to that even when collaborating with others. I assume everyone remembers Lady Gaga shambling blindfolded and nude through the woods in The Abramovich Method. Yes, that Marina Abramovich.

Millie Brown knows that the main way to get performance art right is for it all to be done completely nude. Pendulum is no exception to this. When the video starts, she has already undressed completely and is standing in the middle of a hangar or warehouse or something, surrounded by a bunch of clothed dudes. If you can’t guess from the title, she ends up turning herself into a sort of human pendulum. She gets suspended by her feet and hangs from the ceiling while paint gets dripped all over her. She then swings around, and the paint drips off of her onto the canvas underneath. The results is obviously a painting with precision and virtuosity to rival even the Dutch Masters (the painters, not the drug addicts, although…).

The line between performance art and porn blurs ever so slightly as Millie Brown gets tied up in Kinbaku or Shibari or whatever that style of Japanese rope bondage is called. Either way, I’ve seen enough Japanese pornos to understand the implications. That said, I don’t mind how absolutely silent the performance artist is throughout the whole video. I never could get into that whining in Japanese porn. Is it meant to be erotic or is it meant to remind fappers of what they’ll have to listen to if they forget to buy milk on the way home from work? I don’t mind a good Japanese nude scene – and God knows Flower and Snake Zero is one of my favorite films to beat off to – but that crying and whining, man. Just why?

I’m really going to stop going off on tangents now so that we can focus on Millie Brown’s boobs. I’ve clipped just a few shots from the video for the sake of brevity. If you want to see the full thing, it’s available in all its glory at on Nowness and so is some of her other work. That’s all. Now stop reading this drivel and go fap.

Jessica Raine Naked – Becoming Elizabeth – 4K Stream

I fear I have failed you all in being the herald of this most wonderful news of Jessica Raine naked on screen for the first time in human history. You see, I’ve been sitting on this footage for over two weeks now. Yes, it’s true, but believe me, I have not been withholding it out of some sick desire to deprive all you good men and lesbos of a delightful fap. No, it’s because Becoming Elizabeth is a series that is produced by Starz. Yes, that Starz. The Starz that brought us Spartacus, the series that perhaps wins the award for most tits and ass on any non-pornography TV series in the history of television. My God, even softcore Cinemax (or, dare I say it, Skinemax) shows had less nudity than Spartacus. That’s the Starz we all know and love. Nudity as far as the eye can see and the cock can take, but funnily enough, better writing than most other networks anyway.

Jessica Raine appeared nude in Becoming Elizabeth in the very first episode. In fact, if memory serves, it was her very first scene in the entire show. It certainly happened a modest five-and-a-half minutes into the pilot episode. There’s about two minutes of nudity from our Nurse Jenny Lee (don’t you dare pretend you didn’t watch it for her), and then that was it for the rest of the episode. Naturally, I didn’t want to drip feed all of you fap material like some sort of demented pusher, so I was holding out until at least the second episode so that I could consolidate the material from the two and post it together. The second episode came and went and there was no nudity from any of the main characters. So I waited for the third episode. Would you like to guess how much nudity was in that one?

We have only seen Jessica Raine nude in Becoming Elizabeth once since the series began. Mind you, I am writing this between the airings of the third and fourth episodes, but given the trajectory, I suspect we won’t get any more from her until the season finale, if even that. To be honest, the show keeps on teasing an Alicia von Rittberg nude scene, including in this last episode when Tom Cullen as Thomas Seymour is undressing her by gradually cutting her clothes of piece by piece with a sword. But alas, still no nudity from the German actress. I know it’s going to happen eventually because in spite of this worrying trend of minimizing nude scenes in film and television, this ticks all of the boxes. She’s an up-and-coming actress who has landed in the lead role of a show, and that show is produced by fucking Starz, the network of boobs in every shot, no matter how unnecessary. I, for one, refuse to believe that their heyday is over.

So in what context do we see Jessica Raine topless for the one occasion so far that we do? In short, it’s a two minute long sex scene with her co-star. The English actress plays Catherine Parr, the widow of the recently departed King Henry, who moved on to boning his brother-in-law within picoseconds of his death, as one does. I’ll admit, the nude scenes aren’t exceptionally graphic, but considering this is the only time we have ever seen her naked, I’m not going to complain. I mean, if you have been waiting for this since the first season of Call the Midwife, you’ve probably gone all the way to typing “Jessica Raine bikini” into Google Images in a fit of desperation and still gotten nothing, so this is certainly more than we ever expected. Nonetheless, I would have hoped for something a little more than a few shots of nipple and some sideboob heavily obscured in shadow.

If you’ve been waiting to see Nurse Jenny Lee nude, in Call the Midwife or outside of it (but let’s be honest, Jessica Raine was at her peak in that show, somehow), then this is it for you for now. I hope you enjoy. And remember, just because you’re done fapping, doesn’t mean you should start Round Two immediately. And just to be clear so that there is no confusing, this post is not to do with the identically pronounced and similarly spelled Jenni Lee who used to get her tits out for money and was a huge thing before being forced to live as a Morlock in the abandoned adrenochrome mines below Las Vegas. God knows that is a better story, if for no reason other than the sheer insanity of it, but one for another time. For now, scroll for the gallery of all the caps of, for the first time ever, Jessica Raine naked.

Sandra Von Ruffin Naked – The Penal Colony – HD Stream

Normally this is where I’d make a comment on how rare it is or isn’t that the feature in the post, in this case, The Penal Colony, contains Sandra Von Ruffin naked, but I’m at a bit of a disadvantage in this situation. Sandra is a German actress, which is really cool, except for the part where her career seems to be constrained almost entirely within her native country, which makes it very difficult for me to do my research. As with most languages, my proficiency of German ends with the swear words. It’s true that Sandra did have a small role in Chalet Girl, which is, of course, famous for containing the closest to a Felicity Jones nude scene in existence, but that was over a decade ago.

Then, of course, we have this delightfully bright and optimistic short film about the abuses and other mistreatments of political prisoners in women’s penal colonies in Russia, though even here, I suspect Sandra’s presence is less to do with her taking an international approach to her career and more to do with it being filmed in her mother’s native country of Greece. I guess what I’m trying to say is if any German friends want to correct anything in this post or fill in some gaps – for example, regarding whether she has done any other nude scenes, because I haven’t found any – do reach out. You know how to do it. Comments below, contact form, or at the faptastic official Twitter account.

So just how explicit is the Sandra Von Ruffin nude scene in The Penal Colony? Well, if you saw the earlier post for Mariana Novak’s nude scene in the same short, then you know that the filmmakers had no reservations about getting their actresses completely naked. However, you may have also noticed that Mariana Novak herself, as the main star, isn’t shown quite so graphically. Yes, technically her pussy is on the screen, labia and all, but between her distance, the steam and spray of the overhead showers, and other actresses moving in front of her, it’s not the most fappable shot of her. When she does get a better look from the camera, it is unfortunately from the waist up.

If you’ve come here looking for Sandra Von Ruffin nackt (OK, I lied about only knowing the curse words), don’t be disappointed. You’ve probably already seen the images unless you are blind and using a screen reader (in which case, I commend you for coming here just to masturbate to my inane commentary), but if you haven’t, we do get a full frontal from the German actress. The context is that Sandra plays an inmate in a Russian prison, and like every good women-in-prison film, there has to be an excuse to get her naked. In her case, she was working too slowly, so the capos make her get up, get completely undressed in front of everyone else (and, of course, the camera), and continue working in the nude. The scene is just over 2 minutes long, so by no means is it a quick flash with little payoff.

If you’re after something where you can see plenty of naked women in prison, the full short is available to watch on the filmmaker’s Vimeo. I must say, even though most had just accepted that the genre was dead from about the late 70s, I’m really glad that there have been so many efforts to bring it back. Some have been very serious productions like this one, which deals with the political imprisonment of Pussy Riot members, while others, like The Way with Eli Jane, have been more… let’s say “traditional” approaches to the genre. We’ve run out of time for a full analytical breakdown, so I’m just going to leave you to fap to a completely nude Sandra Von Ruffin instead.

Dorothy Duffy Naked – The Magdalene Sisters – HD Stream

You are not only looking at the only source in existence that shows Dorothy Duffy naked. You are also looking at, as I write, the highest quality images of Dorothy Duffy naked in existence, and that will probably not change unless my humble efforts here start a revolution of color correcting among celeb nude scene sites internet-wide. Spoiler alert: It won’t. Only I am both obsessive and demented enough to put myself through this for free. If you don’t believe me, I invite you to go to Google Images, type in “dorothy duffy nude,” and look at the results. See? Told you. Not ego tripping. Just saying. OK, maybe I am ego tripping just a little bit.

>inb4 your color correction isnt that good

Speaking of color correction, if you’ve already seen and fapped to the posts dedicated to Eileen Walsh and Anne-Marie Duff, you may have noticed that the screen captures here look a little bit different, and I don’t mean just which frames are used and where they’re cropped from. One benefit of a lot of things happening between the last time I covered this scene and now is that when I got back to it today, I could look at it with a fresh pair of eyes. The bad news is that I wasn’t fully satisfied with what I saw. The good news is that I’ve gone ahead and touched the scene up a little bit. I’m happier with the new version, which will be used when I cover the post for Nora-Jane Noone. I’m not going to go back to recapture stills for the previous two posts because some might prefer that look, but for what it’s worth, between this post and Nora-Jane’s, it will likely cover most bases where the other actresses are on screen. Yes, you get to work for your ideal faps.

So why do we see Dorothy Duffy nude in The Magdalene Sisters? It’s a perfectly typical and ordinary nude scene where she is forced to strip until she is completely naked, made to run in place for a bit, made to listen to humiliating comments about her naked body, including being told to turn around so that she can be told she has the back of a bricklayer (I’d still rub your back, Dorothy), and other such joys. The Magdalene Sisters is a film that straddles the line between – or perhaps embraces both of – the nunsploitation genre and the women-in-prison genre, all while being targeted at men and women of very high class and culture… and fappers.

But really, if all you want is to watch a minute or two of Irish nude women lined up for inspection by a Catholic nun, this is your dream. Well, mine anyway. If you have any suggestions for similar, please do share. You know the usual ways to get in touch – the contact page, the official Twitter, and of course by dropping a comment below. If you were specifically after Dorothy Duffy, then you’ll be either pleased or disappointed, depending on perspective, to know that I wasn’t exaggerating when I said that this is the only footage we have of the Irish actress nude. There is a scene in Childer where Dorothy Duffy shifts around while taking a bath, and you think that just for a fraction of a second her boobs are flashed under the water. I’m sad to say that when scrubbing through frame by frame, you can see that she has some sort of modesty band or flesh-colored boob tube or something covering her nips. I’m even more sad to say that I spent that time scrubbing through a short frame by frame just so that I could potentially catch a blurry, obscured shot of nip. Where did life all go so wrong?

Anyway, wherever that happened, at least I’ve got a row of Irish naked women to fap to over and over again, and now so do you. Although, I did run into some uncertainty over whether Dorothy Duffy actually is Irish (as in Republic of Ireland) or not. An article from Donegal Daily mentioned that she is based in and grew up around County Donegal in Republic of Ireland, but her Wikipedia entry says she was born in Northern Ireland (United Kingdom, not Republic). Confusingly, the cited source for that, the Irish Times, doesn’t say anything about where she’s born, but it does mention her working in Belfast, Northern Ireland. Upon a ton of digging, I finally found a source for the answer that is as authoritative as can be. Dorothy has a profile on AdVoice that includes a spoken introduction where she describes herself as Irish, says she was born in Douglas Bridge, Northern Ireland, and that she moved to the Republic of Ireland at the age of five. I knew all those restraining orders I collected from excessive stalking would justify themselves one day. Enjoy Dorothy Duffy naked in the screen captures below.