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Jennifer Lawrence Nude – No Hard Feelings – Preview

It’s Jennifer Lawrence naked in No Hard Feelings. What more is there to say?

Turns out there’s actually a lot to say. This is the Jennifer Lawrence nude scene that people have been waiting for since her incredible spectacle in Red Sparrow. While going through the footage, I’ve discovered some amazing things as well as some mildly disappointing things, but don’t worry – the former greatly outweigh the latter. Until I can get a full post ready, I’ll be drip feeding little clips like the one above in this post right here, so bookmark it and check back often. Happy fapping!

Scarlett Johansson Naked – Asteroid City – 4K Stream

We finally get to see Scarlett Johansson naked again – and full frontal, no less – and this time it’s in nudity-shy Wes Anderson’s Asteroid City. Some of you may be disappointed in the limited detail in this nude scene even after the color correction and enhancement, so I’ll just get out of the way right here and now that Scarlett Johansson’s epic nude scenes in Under The Skin are all up here, and they even get periodic re-enhancements by yours truly, so if you feel like more detail can be squeezed out of them, feel free to keep checking back for updates.

There’s been a lot of discussion over whether this nude scene is a body double rather than Scarlett Johansson herself owing to the fact that her face is out of shot. Unless some internal production footage is leaked, I doubt we’ll ever have a definite answer, but for what it’s worth, the actress herself has confirmed that it’s really her body we’re seeing time and time and time again. Yahoo Entertainment wrote a pretty extensive piece about it just a few weeks ago that once again drives the point home. At this stage, I sort of just want to believe, so I’m just gonna go with it.

There are actually two parts to the Scarlett Johansson nude scene in Asteroid City. The first is the out-of-focus full frontal shot in the mirror that everyone’s been talking about since the first time the movie aired. It’s great because we see natural bush. It sucks because it’s so blurry that there’s a hard limit to how much detail can be extracted from it without relying on something like an AI upscale to interpret it and create the detail itself, the results of which are basically the same as fapping to hentai. The other nude shot that everyone forgets is the hint of nipple – or rather, areola – that Black Widow possibly flashes while leaning forward in a bathrobe. Once again, you’re left to believe what you want, but hopefully this enhanced gallery of all the Scarlett Johansson naked shots in Asteroid City can help you make a decision.

Elizabeth Olsen Naked – Love & Death – HD Stream

We finally got to see Elizabeth Olsen naked in Love & Death. Lord knows it took forever. Anyone who has been following the in-progress status report for the HBO Max miniseries will know that it didn’t really set us off to an inspiring start. In fact, those of you who have been keeping track very closely will have noticed that I didn’t even bother to do an update for the fourth episode. For a look behind the curtain, I didn’t even watch it when it came out. I waited for buzz, which never came.

But the buzz did come this week. Oh yes, it came. Rumors swirling. Rumors that Elizabeth Olsen had done another nude scene. We hadn’t seen Elizabeth Olsen nude since her sex scene in Oldboy an entire decade ago, and before that, we of course had the incredible-yet-tame nude scenes from Martha Marcy May Marlene. Then nothing for 10 painful years.

But we’re back with a brand new and genuine Elizabeth Olsen nude scene in the miniseries about infamous murderess Candy Montgomery, Love & Death. And what’s more, I get to make use of my favorite women-in-prison tag since the scene plays out with our Scarlett Witch getting arrested, forcibly strip searched in jail, and then forced to shower while a guard stands by. Insta-boner. It may not be the most graphic nude scene around, but we get a nice bit of sideboob, and all the ass men amongst you will also be delighted. Enjoy the gallery of Elizabeth Olsen naked in Love & Death below.

Do we see Elizabeth Olsen nude in Love & Death?

Since the show was announced for HBO Max, people have been waiting to see whether we’ll get to enjoy gawking at Elizabeth Olsen nude in Love & Death. So what’s the answer? Well, as I write, the first 3 episodes of the series are out, and have we seen Elizabeth Olsen naked in those? Let’s just say it’s no old school HBO.

But there are still episodes to come, and there may be way more graphic nudity in those. In fact, if you scroll down to the bottom of this post, I may already have covered some such nude scene, since that’s what I’ll be doing every week as a new episode comes out. So don’t be too anxious.

If you really need a quick fix, though, just CLICK HERE to skip straight to the epic Elizabeth Olsen nude scenes in Martha Marcy May Marlene!

Let’s start with episode 1: The Huntress

Our girl shaves her legs in the bathtub and then sorts herself out in a mirror wrapped only in a towel. Is there a nipslip or a hint of areola during the bath scene?

A fully clothed sex scene. How exceptionally lame. That said, Elizabeth Olsen’s orgasm faces are always a treat.

Good Lord, that is one hell of a downblouse. Lizzie seems to love those. We can’t forget the deep downblouse scene she did in Martha Marcy May Marlene. Unfortunately, she’s wearing a bra this time.

Shower scene? Be still, my heart! So, anyone catch any nip slips or at least areola slips?

Episode 2: Encounters straight up starts with a shower scene…

…but is it quite as gratuitous as we would have wanted?

There must have been at least one or two nip slips from Elizabeth Olsen in that one, right? At least a bit of areola, right? Right? Right!?

Another clothed sex scene followed by some more co-ed shower teasing.

A short sex scene with Elizabeth Olsen riding cowgirl and having a rather vocal orgasm. Yes, she’s clothed, because that’s apparently how it’s done in Texas. Boooo.

Her boobs look great in this scene. Would I have preferred to be able to see a bit more of them? Sure, but this is what we’re dealing with now with nu-HBO.

In this scene, I like to imagine Elizabeth Olsen is taking it up the dumper, and I’m not even into anal. Gotta spice these tame lewds up somehow, though.

That right there would have been one of the greatest nude scenes of the 2020s if Elizabeth Olsen was actually naked for it. Cruel world that we live in.

Episode 3: Stepping Stone had no nudity whatsoever. OK, that’s nothing new, but it didn’t even have any lewd scenes.

So what does everyone think? Are we gonna get a better shot of Elizabeth Olsen naked before the series ends?

I’ll be updating the situation right here, adding new info to the end of this post, so check back for updates.

UPDATE – May 11

REAL NUDE SCENE ALERT!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

I REPEAT – THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

More to come momentarily.

More Nude Scenes – Introducing Quickshots

Fap to even more nude scenes – free, fast, plentiful, and easily accessible

I started trialling out nude scene quickshots half a week ago, and even though it’s early days, I’m quite happy with the process, results, and reception.

What are quickshots? Simply put, they’re videos of nude scenes that have been minimally edited.

Why do quickshots? Faptuary – both now and back then – has always had a philosophy of quality over quantity. This necessarily means sacrificing quantity, and as time and resources get tighter, that sacrifice becomes greater. Quickshots allow us to have our cake and eat it – to have both quality and quantity.

Why aren’t the quickshots on the home page? I’m not looking for a “rebrand” or a change in direction. Faptuary will continue to be primarily about original, never-before-seen content to give you the best version you can get of any given nude scene. Although the quickshots are home-brewed in their editing and therefore technically original, these edits will be too subtle for most people to notice and so their presence will be secondary.

What’s the catch? There is none. There has never been a catch. The videos are there, they’re not behind a paywall, there are no forced ads to watch through, there are no logins or registrations, there is nothing but videos of nude actresses in film and television.

So relax, like these fine ladies…