Do you want to see Scarlett Johansson naked? Of course you do. Even if you’re a gay man or a straight woman, I know you want to see Black Widow nude. Everyone does. It’s one of the universal constants. The frustration for every human with a pulse, however, is that there is only one movie in existence in which we get a proper Scarlett Johansson nude scene. The good news is that said movie offers less one nude scene and about six million nude scenes. Truly nothing is impossible. I’m talking of course about Under The Skin, the 2013 film by Jonathan Glazer (extremely loosely) based on the 2000 novel of the same name by Michel Faber. Tragically, in the film adaptation, Scarlett doesn’t play a wolfgirl like she does in the books, so all you anime fans are going to be disappointed. That said, catgirl nudity is still on the menu if you look hard enough.
Now, you may think that the reason she’s been so shy about getting naked since Under The Skin came out is because you’re not supposed to see a Disney actress nude. It messes with Disney’s family-friendly image, which is a weird concept considering even Disney stars from literal children’s shows end up doing reams upon reams of nudity after the fact, Miley Cyrus being perhaps the most notable example, but by no means the only. Even so, that’s not the reason. Scarlett Johansson’s Black Widow has been a thing since Iron Man 2 came out all the way back in the glory years of 2010. But wait! Disney didn’t originally own Marvel Studios, so that’s irrelevant. Wrong in this situation. Disney bought out Marvel Entertainment in 2009, a year before the release of Iron Man 2 and the introduction of Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow. But when did Under The Skin come out?
The first time the world was blessed by seeing Scarlett Johansson nude was in 2014, when Under The Skin was released. Before someone calls me out on it, yes, technically the film first screened to audiences in 2013, but that was only if you happened to be at one of the major film festivals in which that happened. Everyone else had to wait until the following year. I do too remember waiting with bated breath for footage to finally emerge all those months, being sustained only by reports from lucky fappers that happened to be at one of the original screenings. It was a long wait, and then, to be honest, I was disappointed with the final release.
Scarlett Johansson, tits, trimmed bush, plenty of full frontal nudity – what could I possibly have been disappointed in? Well, for those who have seen the film, you’ve certainly noticed just how incredibly dark the nude scenes in it are. So if you’re sitting through it to fap to Scarlett Johansson naked, you might feel somewhat cheated. My problem back then was that I didn’t bother with color correction, and in fact, very few people did. Certainly the first offerings of the nude scenes from Under The Skin were only brightened or had the midtones boosted. Nothing more advanced than that, and sadly, it was not enough.
To get the full experience of enjoying Scarlett Johansson topless in Under The Skin, quite a lot of work has to go into it. Yes, it’s true that better attempts at color correcting these scenes have come about in the eight years since the movie met the general public, but I’ve still felt that none have really reached the kind of detail I need to minimally sustain my fap sessions. An oft-misattributed quote to Gandhi is “Be the change you want to see,” and while he didn’t actually say those words, if he had lived to witness the era of film and television nudity, I’m sure he would have. Gandhi liked titties. And I like detailed titties. This culminated in my own attempt at color correcting the nude scenes in Under The Skin so that I can actually get the best look at Scarlett Johansson naked possible (unless you’re Ryan Reynolds and you’ve gotten to see that heavenly body up close). The result (so far) is available all throughout this page. You’re welcome.
And Under The Skin really is the full package. If you’re after some Scarlett Johansson ass, it’s got you covered. If what would tickle you pink is close ups of Scarlett Johansson’s feet, then it’s got plenty of that too. Honestly, it’s unreal just how gratuitous the nudity in this movie is. And once you get some color correction done, it’s even visible. I don’t know if this has ever been confirmed or not, but I suspect that the really dark shots and extreme lighting are a payoff for how technically explicit the nude scenes are. I mean, you’re not going to get an A-list Hollywood actress who, as we’ve established, is already part of Disney’s Marvel Cinematic Universe as Black Widow, to do gaping pussy shots on screen unless you assure her that it’s totally artistic… not at all gratuitous… not at all meant to be sexually arousing.
That said, if you don’t find a close up of Scarlett Johansson’s pussy, surrounded by her neatly trimmed pubic hair, soft yet firm abs, and luscious thighs, sexually stimulating, then you’re truly one in a million. Again, gay men and straight women are not exempt from this. I’m not going to do a full run down of each of her nude scenes in Under The Skin, except to say that she doesn’t have any sex scenes, which is ironic considering the movie is all about luring unsuspecting Scottish neds into her van with the implication of them getting sex somewhere along the way. Then again, I suppose that was meant to be the subversion. Whatever. Either way, the naked scenes by and large involve non-sexual nudity, which I’ve always found makes for a more sublime fapping experience.
Let’s quickly address other films and characters where you might hope to see a naked Scarlett Johansson. Black Widow? The character everyone loves, for sure, but Disney actresses only go nude outside of their contracts, so that’s an obvious no-go. One of her early roles was in A Love Song for Bobby Long, wherein at the tender age of 19, she was cradling some majestic sideboob to flash for the camera. As you’ve probably guessed, there is no nipple visible, even if we do get a massive look at her massive right breast. Vicky Cristina Barcelona has some great cleavage as she’s topless in a bed, and while her tits look phenomenal, again, no nipples appear. Next, a skinny dipping scene in He’s Just Not That Into You. Tons of people swear they saw a flash of nip here as she bobs up and down in the swimming pool, but I’ve not scrubbed through the frames myself to confirm. She has a sex scene in Don Jon, but you pretty much see nothing, so that one’s a wash too.
Outside of film, the Scarlett Johansson leaked nude photos were what they were, but a lot of people felt it immoral to fap to those personal pictures. As for the ones that didn’t find it immoral, the Fappening showed us all something very interesting, which is that Hollywood millionaires just cannot afford phones with even halfway decent cameras. One last dishonorable mention goes to her role in Ghost in the Shell, in which all of her nudity is obscured by a body suit, even when she is literally meant to be completely naked. Yes, I am enough of a weeb to know that Major was always a machine (in that body anyway), but the Major in the anime had nipples, android or not, and Scarlett Johansson has nipples too, which has been proven to us courtesy of Under The Skin. I’m just saying it would have fit together nicely, but Hollywood decided to aim this adaptation at preteens, so we’re robbed once again.
Anywho, for all that’s wrong with the world of celebrity nudity, one thing that went right, albeit with a spot or ten of color correction, is Under The Skin. So from that gem of Scottish cinema, enjoy Scarlett Johansson nude.
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