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Tonya Kay Naked – The Amityville Terror – HD Stream

I was actually surprised when I saw Tonya Kay naked in The Amityville Terror. I don’t mean that I didn’t expect the mockbuster – the ten millionth one on the topic of The Amityville Horror – to have nude scenes. No, the nudity was very much expected, and in fact there was a whole lot less of it than I thought. The reason I was surprised is because I thought the main draw of the nude scenes would be Nicole Tompkins, who wears some pretty skimpy outfits but never gets nude (which incidentally is a trend throughout her career). I then expected to see Kim Nielsen nude in The Amityville Terror, but she too kept her no nudity policy going. There are a number of nude scenes from Amanda Barton, who is incidentally the film’s writer, and those are the only others.

Tonya Kay does have a pedigree for nude scenes, to be fair. I haven’t even seen any of these movies, but our friends at Mr Skin list Tonya Kay nude scenes in 2014’s Nightmare Code, Death Factory, and A Better Place, 2015’s Bastard, this movie, and 2017’s Paradise Club. That’s not even counting all of the ones that have slipped through the cracks, which is not difficult to do when you’re not quite at the level of fame as, say, Scarlett Johansson or Jennifer Lawrence. Seriously, can you imagine Scarlett’s nude debut in Under The Skin or Jennifer Lawrence’s bold nudity in Red Sparrow flying under the radar? Kimberley Nixon’s unintentional boob flash in Ordinary Lies, however…

So what’s the context for the Tonya Kay nude scene in The Amityville Terror? For starters, she’s not in it much, which is why I didn’t really expect her to fill one of the only two roles for boob actresses in the film. One of her few scenes is in the kitchen of a bar. She’s having sex with an employee while seated on a surface with her dress pulled down to expose her tits. She insists that the nameless, voiceless man that’s railing her keep on going while she discusses business with a third person. When the conversation sours, she pushes her boy toy off, gets up, and pulls her dress back up to cover her breasts, but not without hooking her nipple in the process, keeping it peeking for longer than was presumably intended (by the character, definitely not the director). So kick back, undo your trousers, and enjoy Tonya Kay naked in The Amityville Terror.

Linda Blair Naked – Savage Streets – Blu ray

When people watched the infamous projectile vomit scene from The Exorcist for the first time, I don’t imagine many of them thought that at any point in the future, fappers would be seeking out pictures of Linda Blair naked. Yet as it turns out, when little Regan MacNeil grew up and stopped being possessed by Satan or Pazuzu or Helen Thomas or whoever it was, she actually turned out quite attractive. What’s more, she went through a phase of getting naked in movie after movie, keeping a lot of fappers happy through the 80s and early 90s.

Linda Blair’s nude debut was in a 1983 film called Chained Heat, and there are few important things to note about that. The first is that it’s a sleazy women-in-prison film. Very nice. The second is that it has no relation to the seven million other films with “Chained Heat” in the title produced by Lloyd A. Simandl which, with the partial exception of Chained Heat II, are just literal pornography with literal porn stars in the roles, not films with actresses. The third – and this is where I have to hold back tears as I type – is that not only has Chained Heat not been released on blu ray, there hasn’t even been an HD streaming release. Sure, it gets recut and released on DVD a million times over, but I just can’t fap to DVD nudes anymore. I’ve been too spoilt. My God, even regular blu rays are slowly becoming unfappable as 4K becomes the norm.

So sadly, we have yet to get a real crystal clear look at Linda Blair nude in Chained Heat, and it’s uncertain whether we ever will. And that brings me right around to Savage Streets. Excepting her role in a segment of Imps*, Savage Streets was Linda Blair’s very next film after Chained Heat, and as you can see from the images and video around you, this one did get a blu ray release. The video quality is actually absolute ass at quite a lot of points, but making use of some digital trickery to clean up an imperfect blu ray will always yield infinitely better results than – may the Heavens forgive me for speaking of this evil – using AI upscaling on very low resolution footage.

There’s only one scene in Savage Streets in which we get a proper look at Linda Blair topless, and that’s the one where she’s in a bathtub, but we do get a few shots of inner sideboob in her high school locker room and nipples showing through her wet shirts as she fights with another girl in their school showers (while Linda is inexplicably wearing no bra). Before I run out of space, dishonorable mention for 1985’s Red Heat, another women-in-prison film with Linda Blair nude scenes that we may never see in high definition. Even the DVD is hard to find for the one since it seemed to have gotten a very limited release. Why do they torment us so? And so I leave you with what is likely the best footage we do or will ever have of Linda Blair naked.

Cécile Breccia Naked – Starship Troopers 3: Marauder – Blu ray

Perhaps the most high profile view of nudity we had from Starship Troopers 3: Marauder was Cécile Breccia naked during that infamous group nude scene from the movie. If you don’t know which scene I’m talking about, I’ll refresh your memory by referring to the last time I covered it. Of course, that time around, it was to highlight the participation of South African actress Tanya van Graan, who plays a fellow mobile infantryman (infantrywoman? infantryperson?), so that post did not pay due diligence to Cécile Breccia or Nicole Salandra, issues which I plan to correct today and in the near future, respectively.

The fappers among you who have seen other Cécile Breccia nude scenes are more likely than not to be French or at the very least connoisseurs of French cinema. Of the three other films which I have found to include nude scenes from the partly Italian-descended French-born actress, two are from her native country. Her nude debut was in 2006’s Président, in which she’s frolicking naked on a bed. This was followed by a scene in Hollywood’s own The Hills Have Eyes II, where she played an unnamed woman – credited only as “Pregnant Woman” – tied down with her boobs showing but covered in filth and bodily fluids. I don’t know. Might be your thing I guess.

The last movie in which we saw Cécile Breccia nude is the French sex comedy Cyprien, where we get a nice bit of sideboob and ass. There is something I noticed, which is that in Starship Troopers 3: Marauder, Cécile looks like she’s had a boob job, but she doesn’t look it at all in the other films in which she’s done nude scenes. I saw no news results indicating anything of the sort, but I’m cognizant that if any gossip mags have commented on it, they’ll be in French, and the only word I know in French is qui, so I’m a bit out of my depth. If any French fappers have any information on the topic of Cécile Breccia’s breast implants (or lack thereof), leave a comment down below, hit me up directly, or go via the official Twitter. Otherwise, enjoy the gallery of Cécile Breccia naked in Starship Troopers 3: Marauder below.

Rebecca Perle Naked – Savage Streets – Blu ray

Because I’m on a kick of nude scene that flew under the radar because they were overshadowed by a more famous actress doing the same in the same movie, today’s offering is the voluptuous Rebecca Perle naked in Savage Streets. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, the most high profile example (on the part of the overshadowed actress) I’ve got – and that probably exists – is Demi Moore whose incredible nude scene in Blame It on Rio was ignored at the time and continues to be forgotten thanks to Michelle Johnson’s presence (and constant nudity) in the movie. The most high profile example on the part of the overshadowing actress has got to be Scarlett Johansson and her long-awaited nude debut overshadowing Lynsey Taylor Mackey and her almost entirely unchlothed performance in Under The Skin.

Maybe I need a tag for these kinds of nude scenes. There is something special about them. They’re like dramatically tragic renaissance paintings. Take this Rebecca Perle nude scene, for example. Look at those juicy big tits and tell me why she shouldn’t be dominating all of the talk regarding nudity in Savage Streets. There is no reason… except for the fact that we get a Linda Blair nude scene in the same film, and only a year after Linda’s nude debut in the women-in-prison film Chained Heat too. Linnea Quigley has a nude scene in Savage Streets as well, but frankly, I think that would distract attention more if it was one of the rare movies in which she didn’t get naked. Not that I’m complaining, of course.

This movie is actually the first to offer us humble viewers a Rebecca Perle nude scene. I suppose her earlier role as a voice actress on The Kid Super Power Hour with Shazam! didn’t exactly lend itself to that kind of thing. It would also end up being one of only three in total. She had a pretty long topless scene in Stitches, in which a group of leering med students watch her examine her naked self in a mirror… but it’s actually visible from the side they’re on. Saucy. Then there was 1986’s Heartbreak Ridge, in which her naked body gets flashed for a brief moment as she drops her towel while coming out of a shower. By this point, she’d already been demoted to playing a character named only “Student in Shower,” so it’s not surprising that she had only two more roles after this, and sadly, the potential for any more nude scenes was extinguished.

But hey, if you want to see a Rebecca Perle topless fight with (a sadly dressed) Linda Blair, you cannot possibly do better than Savage Streets. It did actually take me by surprise when it happened since there are a number of rather lewd scenes involving Our Becky early in the film, but never actual proper nudity. Not from her anyway. It’s almost an hour into the film when her top gets ripped off during a classroom brawl, after all of the aforementioned, so it was a nice little present from the movie. Incidentally, the same could be said for Linda Blair, who gets quite a few teases in locker room scenes but only gets her only honest-to-god nude scene in the second hour of the feature.

Speaking of locker rooms, it’s obviously unsurprising, given the setting of the movie, that a lot of the nudity in Savage Streets is the famously forgivably gratuitous locker room nudity that 80s cinema was so fond of sliding past the censors. We’ve got a scene of Rebecca Perle in her bra and panties, and then another wherein she’s in a locker room fight (of course she is), still in her bra and panties, but because this fight is happening under the shower heads (of course it is), her lingerie is all wet and see-through. Not bad, sleazy 80s film studios. Not bad. I couldn’t decide where to draw the line between lewdness that classifies as nudity and that which does not, so I’ve just captured it all. Enjoy Rebecca Perle nude (by whichever definition you choose to employ) in Savage Streets below.

Polly Walker Naked – Rome – Blu ray

It was about time to do a nice, beefy post, and what better topic to do it with than Polly Walker naked in HBO’s Rome? Yeah, shame on you if you thought that Fapsmith was going to make a habit out of phoning it in with lean posts of 5 second-long nude scenes. I obviously had the exact opposite to work with when going through Rome. The series itself has a cornucopia of nude scenes from a number of the actresses, but even when you drill it down, we got a variety of Polly Walker nude scenes split across four separate episodes, coming in at second place for the most amount of nudity in the series, losing only to her in-show daughter Octavia, played be Irish actress Kerry Condon.

It is actually a bit funny because I remember back when Rome came out in 2005, it did have a bit of a reputation for being a gratuitous nudity fest. Certainly a large part of that reputation was well-deserved. For instance, when color correcting for these very scenes in this post, I cam across something that may slip under your radars as you watch the videos above and certainly slipped under most people’s radars, my own included, when watching the show as it’s meant to be on TV. My rather aggressive color correction, however, brought it out nice and clear. I’m talking about Lee Boardman’s ballsack slapping Polly Walker’s bare ass during their sex scene. Seriously, this is practically hardcore porn-tier. Considering it is clear that neither actor is using a body double in any other part of the sex scene, it’s unlikely that that’s the case here.

I’m not complaining that a Polly Walker nude scene contains *gasp* Polly Walker nude. I just find it very weird that HBO had their actors actually have literal genital contact during the filming of what I can only assume is meant to be a simulated sex scene. And if it wasn’t simulated, than Rome is literally hardcore pornography. And yet, in retrospect, it all seems rather pared back. Admittedly, the show’s successors didn’t have this level of genital contact, but compare how frequent and graphic the nude scenes were in – to use the most extreme example – Starz’ Spartacus. Of course, Spartacus had what was to me a very huge issue, which is the incessant use of the most evil invention on the planet – the merkin. I love a good bush – I really do. A merkin is not a bush any more than a clay figurine of a boob is a boob.

That said, we should be thankful for just how much we got to see of Polly Walker topless in Rome. Aside from having an all natural bush in a cast of actresses with all natural bushes, although it may not have been Spartacus-tier, HBO’s Rome was still from an era when nudity in film and television wasn’t seen as so problematic. It’s no coincidence that I chose Spartacus to compare it to. Starz, the network that produced Spartacus, produced another series this year. I’m talking, of course, about Becoming Elizabeth. You remember Becoming Elizabeth? It’s that show that all but opened with the nude debut that everyone had been waiting for – that of Call the Midwife’s Nurse Jenny Lee, Jessica Raine. And then we never saw her nor anyone else naked again for the entire rest of the show.

Polly Walker’s boobs may have only appeared a handful of times – four, to be precise – but that’s three more than one, far more than the token nude appearance to reel viewers in and leave them blue balled. For those among you keeping score, the episodes in which we see Polly Walker naked are the pilot episode, it’s follow-up, then the next one, and episode six. Yeah, the first three episodes of HBO’s Rome all had Polly Walker nude scenes. At the end of that one, a lot of people, myself included, probably thought that it would be an episodely affair. Unfortunately, at that point, there was only one more on the horizon, and then no more. Not from Polly, at least. Plenty from her co-stars, of course.

And that was the last of the Polly Walker sex scenes in Rome. And no, I haven’t forgotten that an entire second season was released. That one just contains no more nudity from Atia of the Julii, even though she continues to be a central character. I’m quite upset by that because Polly Walker had gained a bit of weight between the filming of the two seasons, and oh man, she had filled up in all the best ways by Season 2. I was hoping we’d get to see those nice, big, juicy MILF titties, but alas, no such luck. Yeah, she has a bath scene in the third episode of the second season, but I scrubbed through it looking for a money shot, and with regret I have to report that none such shot exists. Season 2 of Rome did have less nudity overall than the first, but it’s especially disheartening that Polly Walker nude scenes dropped from 4 all the way down to a flat 0.

And so we find ourselves constrained solely to the first season for this post, but hey, if you find yourself looking very closely to Polly Walker’s ass in the scene where she walks out of the Roman bath, you might spot a little something that wasn’t that obvious in the original air that my color correction has brought out. There is something visible in her thigh gap. Because it’s obviously in very dark shadow regardless of how much I boost the luma, it’s unclear exactly where the pubic hair ends and the pussy lips begin, but what I’ve got can certainly help your imagination along. Well, that’s my megapost of the quarter done, so scroll down and enjoy Polly Walker naked in Rome.