Emma Thompson Naked – Good Luck to You, Leo Grande – HD Stream

Emma Thompson naked in her first full frontal nude scene

The patricians among you who have been following the official Fapsmith account on Twitter will know that I’ve been working on Emma Thompson naked in Good Luck to You, Leo Grande for a while now. In fact, I did something very fun, where I cut clips of nude scenes out as I watched the movie so that it was like a sort of joint experience. Not to jump the gun on nude scene descriptors, but that included Irish heartthrob Daryl McCormack eating out her naked pussy, a tasteful slo-mo of her top being pulled up to flash her breasts, the delightfully lewd masturbation scene, and the grand finale, which I shall let speak for itself. Three of those four clips are actually exclusive to the Twitter account even after the posting of the videos below on here, so it’s worth checking that one regularly too… unless, of course, you don’t like boobs. You do like boobs, don’t you? All the cool kids like boobs.








Now, this isn’t the first time we’ve seen an Emma Thompson nude scene. The English rose had first gone nude all the way back in 1989 in The Tall Guy, wherein she has a comedic sex scene with Jeff Goldblum. Good start. Her tits make an appearance, though, so who’s complaining? A few more nude scenes followed, but sadly, none of them were as explicit as that one, and the even bigger tragedy is that that scene wasn’t especially explicit in the first place.

Emma Thompson nude scene in Good Luck To You, Leo Grande

Honestly, the best evidence we could see of Emma Thompson nude were the paparazzi shots of her naked on a beach. If you’re over 30 years old, you know exactly what I’m talking about. The set of pictures where for a while she has her one-piece swimsuit rolled down to expose her boobs and then later she’s just completely naked. Unfortunately, being paparazzi shots, there is no video. Furthermore, the quality of the photos isn’t that great. That’s not to say that you couldn’t fap to them, but it would have been nice if we had better. Well boy, do I have news for you. Good Luck to You, Leo Grande came out this year, and it is filled with some of the most explicitly Emma Thompson nudity in existence. Yes, I am talking about full frontal, and before you ask, the answer is fully shaved.

Emma Thompson sexy and masturbating naked with Daryl McCormack

Long gone are the days when you would have to type in “emma thompson sexy” into Google Images so that you could wank to pictures of her barely exposed ankles like you’re sneaking a peak from a Yemeni jihadist training camp. Now you can watch Good Luck to You, Leo Grande and see all the nudity from the 63-year-old actress that your heart desires. I know what you’re thinking. “Isn’t that too old to do nude scenes?” The answer is categorically not. Emma Thompson has had no sort of plastic surgery, and the fact of the matter is that she looks damn good for her age, far better than if she’d had a million lifts and “augmentations” and God-knows-what. The beauty of it is that as natural as her body looks, so are the nude scenes themselves natural. Nothing overplayed or porny or trashy. This is so far the “realest” nude scene of the decade, and I don’t foresee it losing that honor any time soon.

Emma Thompson topless as her shirt gets pulled up to expose her breasts

Seeing Emma Thompson topless isn’t the only reason to watch Good Luck to You, Leo Grande, though. I’m not joking when I say that even before the boobies came to the front and center (which incidentally happens quite late into the movie), I was really enjoying this one. In addition to the exceptional acting from Emma and co-star Daryl McCormack, it is incredibly written. I know no one reads these for the film reviews, so I won’t say much more on that point, but I do want to finish by saying that I very frequently talk about how the best nude scenes in film and television are done by female writers and female directors, and the same is true here, courtesy of writer Katy Brand and director Sophie Hyde. Now stop reading this and enjoy all the screens of a color corrected Emma Thompson naked.

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Frederikke Dahl Hansen Naked – Teenland – HD Stream

Frederikke Dahl Hansen naked while streaking through a prison hospital

You might recognize Frederikke Dahl Hansen naked from the earlier post where we covered Victoria Carmen Sonne nude in the same short. I am referring to Teenland, by director Marie Grahtø Sørensen, which is available to watch on her Vimeo profile. I have said in so many posts that female directors are responsible for many of the best nude scenes around, and with every post I add, it becomes more and more unwieldy to bring up all past examples or even an acceptably representative selection of same. My solution to this problem is the long-overdue introduction of the F-Rated tag, with a specific focus on female directors.


The Danish actress is perhaps most well known for Copenhagen, a (partially) English-language film about Renly Baratheon’s exodus from Westeros and quest to replace his beard, Margaery Tyrell, with a younger model. Then ice demons appear and burn the Christiansborg Slot to the ground or something… I don’t quite remember. Incidentally, that movie does contain a Frederikke Dahl Hansen nude scene, and even though the character is meant to be underage, do not panic, the actress was an adult when the movie was shot.

Frederikke Dahl Hansen nude in a bath tub with another girl

There is no shortage of Frederikke Dahl Hansen nude pics and videos on the internet. The actress has been generous to viewers, getting her tits out as often as the situation allows for it, let alone calls for it. A lot of these nude scenes have been in Danish features, so naturally, viewers from outside the small Scandinavian nation may not be aware of them, but if you’re looking for a good reason to expand the borders of your cultural knowledge, what better answer than titties?

Frederikke Dahl Hansen topless in a lesbian jail escape

We see Frederikke Dahl Hansen topless for the first time in Teenland when she apparates in a bathtub. In the first such shot, the camera is only catching the very top of her areola, so as with Victoria’s scene, you may think that you’re being teased into blue balls. Fortunately, this is quickly fixed when another camera angle takes center stage, showing us some amazing sideboob of Frederikke’s majestic pair.

Frederikke Dahl Hansen nipple showing as she lies in a tub with a girl

The other scene in which we see Frederikke Dahl Hansen nude is when she and her co-star are running through a corridor wearing nothing but pink panties, as one does. This scene is great because you effectively get 2-for-the-price-of-1 (or 4-for-the-price-of-2, depending on perspective). Frederikke is unfortunately no particularly in focus, being somewhat closer to the camera, and both actresses’ movements are rather fast, leaving considerably blur on the freeze frames, but that don’t mean they can’t be fapped to. That’s part 2 of 2 for the Danish short, so enjoy the screens of Frederikke Dahl Hansen nude in Teenland below.

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Victoria Carmen Sonne Naked – Teenland – HD Stream

Victoria Carmen Sonne naked and probed in a medical experiment

I do like a bit of international flavor at the expense of star power every now and then, so today’s post is about Victoria Carmen Sonne naked in Teenland. I’d like to get it out there, lest anyone accuses me of weak research for a website held in such high esteem by everyone, that the Danish actress has, as of last year, been getting credited as Vic Carmen Sonne. I’m not “deadnaming” to be petty. I’m using Victoria as her name because that’s what she was credited as in Teenland, and indeed, that’s what she has been credited as in just about everything she’s done. The latter point suggests that this is what more people will know her as, and how can I serve fappers to my best potential if they can’t find the material they want to fap to easily?


Teenland is a delightful Danish short about an institute for, in the director’s own words, “teens who are so fucked emotionally that they have developed supernatural powers.” Minus the “teens” part, that probably describes everyone who spends inordinate amounts of time fapping to celebrity pictures and videos online. Or maybe I’m just projecting. Fapping for days on end is a genuine superpower, so at least that part is true. All of you do that too, right? Right? Anyway, in case you didn’t bother to click it the first time because you thought it was yet another blue-balling link to IMDB, you can actually watch the full short on Vimeo.

Victoria Carmen Sonne nude while running down a Danish hospital hallway

The first time we see Victoria Carmen Sonne nude in Teenland is in the opening scene of the short. The intro credits roll through, and we’re cut to her standing in a clinical room with a bunch of medical… things stuck onto her. Of course, she is dressed in nothing but a pair of pink panties. At first, you think that you’re not going to get much of a clear shot of the good stuff since the best you get at these opening moments is a dodgy reflection in a mirror, but then, after some dancing around, the camera cuts to a frontal shot. The panties are obviously present, but other than that, there is nothing obscuring the aforementioned good stuff and the lighting is good. This shot lingers for a number of seconds as Victoria’s character, Sally, is beckoned to approach the direction of the camera.

Victoria Carmen Sonne topless while lying on a mortuary slab in a morgue

The next couple of scenes of Victoria Carmen Sonne topless aren’t as ideally fappable, but they ain’t bad either with some tactical freeze framing and solid color correction. There’s a scene of her in a bathtub, getting her head held underwater by Frederikke Dahl Hansen, who has her own nude scenes in this, by the way. That one has a few flashes of nip, but we get better in the scene of her and her co-star running down a hospital hallway, both topless, boobs bouncing. There’s an incredibly dark scene of the two actresses lying on mortuary slabs (as one does), and to be honest, I was surprised by how much nipple actually came out when I color corrected that one. I didn’t think much would be visible, but I was happy with my error in judgment.

Victoria Carmen Sonne ass and sideboob visible while dancing in her room

For all the ass men out there who have been thoroughly disappointed in the constant presence of panties, the very last Victoria Carmen Sonne nude scene in the short finally sees them gone. Yes, she is completely naked while dancing in her room. We do see a hint of bush, but that mere hint is all there is there. The good news for you ass men is that the reason that we don’t get the full frontal is because she has her ass to the camera for most of it, only disappearing toward the end as she bends over backward, giving us a terrific shot of her hard pokies. I’m not going to babble on for much longer, but before I close, I do want to mention that this is yet another feature with a female director that manages to have superior nude scenes.

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Daniella Pineda Naked – Mr Roosevelt – HD Stream

Daniella Pineda naked while wearing a hat at a swim

I was surprised when I got an eyeful of Daniella Pineda naked when watching Mr Roosevelt a few days ago. It’s not often that I get blindsided by a nude scene. I pride myself on something that approaches an encyclopedic knowledge of film and television nudity, and yet this one surprised me, pleasantly of course. I had originally picked up Mr Roosevelt because I was aware that it contained the only ever nude scene from Noel Wells. That turned out to be multiple nude scenes from the star, but more than that, I learned, dick in hand, that the same movie also contains the only known Daniella Pineda nude scene in existence.


It was actually quite satisfying. Early on in the movie, we think we’re going to see Daniella Pineda naked when she takes her top off to get changed. Unfortunately, the camera is at the wrong angle and we just get a whole lot of back. Not even sideboob is visible. Just back. In retrospect, the whole thing has a sort of burlesque quality to it. It’s that infamous tease that everyone has a love-hate relationship with. But here is why it works out. First you think that you are about to get the Daniella Pineda nude scene that you’ve been waiting for so long. Then you realize that you are, in fact, not. Then, out of the fucking blue, boom, tits.

Daniella Pineda nude as she strips her bikini top off, flashing her tits

So the point where we finally get to see Daniella Pineda nude is partway through the movie. It overlaps with the biggest part of Noel Wells’ nude scenes, namely, the deliciously long scene where the protagonists are at the watering hole or river or reclaimed toxic waste dump. The movie had already established at this point that Daniella’s character is not at all fussed about public nudity, so it was not an abnormal progression to the story when she took her top off to enjoy the sun. What does surprise the viewer – or, at least, it did surprise me – is when, as the free-spirited character is taking her bikini top off, the camera stays firmly pointed on her titties.

Daniella Pineda hot while reclining with her tits out in a group

Daniella Pineda, hot day, bikini top removed – if that’s not the recipe to a perfect day, I don’t know what is. Just to be clear, if the images on this page don’t paint a clear enough picture, the director – who, incidentally, is Noel Wells herself – was exceptionally generous with the gratuitousness of this nude scene. The lighting is exemplary, which I suppose isn’t surprising considering it’s set outdoors on a sunny day. The camera angles are absolutely uncompromising. We get multiple camera angles, and not a single one of them is stingy with how much nudity it captures. Honestly, the only thing missing here is a 4K UHD blu ray release, which would probably break the internet (and my wang).

Daniella Pineda sexy as she teases a girl by poking her boobs out at her

If you’d to this point resigned yourself to searching for Daniella Pineda sexy photos because you didn’t think there was anything better, Merry Christmas. To be fair, it wouldn’t have taken much research to get to the conclusion that this nude scene exists. It’s the problem with just accepting for so long that an actress has never done a nude scene – you don’t try to look for one. Although she’s never been in the Mickey Mouse Club or whatever, the public image that she’s been cultivating for so long has just drilled it deep into my head that we will never see Daniella Pineda nude. More fool me, but at least I got a late present that I wasn’t expecting.

Daniella Pineda ass from the side as she prepares to jump into the water naked

If you’ve been hunting high and low for some Daniella Pineda ass, though, I have bad news for you. She keeps her bikini bottoms on throughout this scene. You do get a fair bit of sideass, though. I don’t know if ass men enjoy sideass as much as boob men enjoy sideboob, but it’s there if you want it. If that doesn’t appeal to you, there is still that other video of her spreading her ass cheeks wide open. In any event, you will so more of Daniella Pineda nude in this movie than anywhere else.

Daniella Pineda porn like shot as the camera pans down her nude body

Right up until a Daniella Pineda porn film comes out. I mean, there was this one… but… It’s actually interesting how gratuitous this nude scene of hers is considering how averse to nudity she is in everything else she has been in. Do we get a whole lot of cleavage from her in TBS’s The Detour? Sure, but cleavage will only ever be only partial boobs, and let’s be honest, it was TBS, which means that there were never going to be any nude scenes. The situation with American Odyssey was not dissimilar. Yes, she was technically naked in it, but again, NBC production means no nipples on screen. Curse you, Tipper Gore, and your puritanical ways.

Daniella Pineda topless and laughing for a day out swimming with the girls

Something that we can probably all agree would have benefited from the inclusion of Daniella Pineda topless is Netflix’s adaptation of Cowboy Bebop. God forbid Netflix should stoop to something as lowbrow as nude scenes in their productions. A Faye Valentine lesbian sex scene? Yeah, that’s perfectly wholesome and family-friendly. But a hint of nip!? No, that would be the work of the Devil. The joke is clearly on Netflix since they ended up having to cancel the show. But the funny thing is that that’s not even the full picture. The show did have nudity, but it was just always a sort of background affair, and what everyone was blatantly obviously interested in was seeing Daniella Pineda nude.

Daniella Pineda leaked nudes not needed with the naked group shot from Mr Roosevelt

In spite of all of those disappointments, you can bring your desperate, last-ditch search for Daniella Pineda leaked nudes to an end, because you can get the full enchilada from Mr Roosevelt, courtesy of director Noel Wells. I have mused countless times about how female directors direct the best nude scenes, including in the last post, so I won’t bore everyone to tears by repeating it all again here. Instead, brush the Cheeto dust off your hands, unzip your trousers, and enjoy the glory of Daniella Pineda nude.

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Noel Wells Naked – Mr Roosevelt – HD Stream

Noel Wells naked after taking her bikini top off at a river

I initially picked up Mr Roosevelt to watch so that I could see Noel Wells naked. What can I say? I have simple needs, and they usually involve boobs, which makes the fact that I live in the internet era quite serendipitous. But watching Mr Roosevelt was itself also quite serendipitous because I got a whole lot more out of it that seeing Noel Wells nude. First of all, she doesn’t just have one nude scene; she has multiple. Secondly there was also a nude scene by Daniella Pineda, which probably could have saved Netflix’s Cowboy Bebop adaptation, but that’s another story. Thirdly, the nudity was actually surprisingly long, considering Mr Roosevelt is not a lewd movie or a titty film by design. But fourthly and finally, I actually really enjoyed the movie. It’s true. I didn’t fast-forward to skip right to the nude scenes even once.


It’s easy to get jaded by the film industry, with every movie following the same formula, being written by the same handful of writers, starring the same revolving door of manufactured stars. Mr Roosevelt suffered none of those ills. What I got from it, far beyond my original goal of tracking down the only Noel Wells nude scenes in existence, was a movie that was well-written, well-acted, authentically funny, and just all-round authentic. The nudity is just a bonus. A great bonus, but a bonus nonetheless. And incidentally, I use this movie as yet another example of female writers and directors being responsible for some of the best nude scenes in film and television. We’d explored this point earlier with Emily Mortimer’s incredible nude scenes in Nicole Holofcener’s Lovely & Amazing and then before that with the stellar nude scenes from Anna Maxwell Martin, Claire Foy and Anna Wilson-Jones in Paula Milne’s BBC production, The Night Watch.

Noel Wells nude and exposed while floating in water

The most satisfying part of the Noel Wells nude scenes in Mr Roosevelt is that the female writer and director in question is Noel Wells herself. Debut directing her own debut nude scene in her film writing debut is truly offering it all to the world, and the world is thankful. Or I am, anyway. And so is my wang, even if it is a bit raw from multi-rounding this one. So worth it, though. Stamina loss is temporary. Boobs are forever.

Noel Wells topless while being peer pressured to strip in public

The first time we see Noel Wells topless in Mr Roosevelt is when she goes out to a swimming hole somewhere around Austin with a group of newly-met friends. Said friends all get undressed down to their bikinis and then take their bikini tops off almost immediately, because why not add an extra step? Emily, Noel’s character, looks uncomfortable, but peer pressure kicks in, and she takes her top off… until she gets offered to take a hit of a crack pipe in exchange for putting her top back on. But not so fast, for mere minutes later, cause for celebration makes her rip her bikini top right off, and she spends the rest of the scene with her boobs out. Glorious.

Noel Wells sex from behind while drunk and high

Toward the end of the movie, we see some nippage and plenty of sideboob from Noel Wells one last time during a sex scene. The flashes were too quick and the angles too stark for these bits to be big league fap material, but they do make for a nice dessert to finish the nudity phase of the movie off. All in all, I give the movie a solid masturb8 out of 8 for many reasons, one of which is that, as I write, this is still the only feature in which we can see both Daniella Pineda and Noel Wells naked. And just to be clear, I don’t mean that it’s the only movie that we can see them both naked at the same time (although, incidentally, we do); I mean that both actresses have no other nude scenes in existence. Combine that fact with it sharing a name with two presidents, and I think Mr Roosevelt is a clear candidate for preservation in the Library of Congress.

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