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Kali Reis Sex Scene – True Detective: Night Country, Part 1 – 4K Stream

The new season of True Detective is out, and the first episode gave us the first ever Kali Reis nude scene… kinda. She is wearing a bra but no panties. When first watching the episode, I was hoping that, from under the shadows, we were going to get a peek of bush or even something more intimate. Unfortunately, after bringing out the detail, no such luck was had. This could mean that our Detective Evangeline Navarro is fully shaved down below, or it could mean that she’s wearing some sort of cover that’s been digitally removed. I’m gonna go ahead and tell myself it’s the former.

Yeah, it’s pretty tame as far as sex scenes go, but considering the show is famous for what many have called the greatest nude scene of all time, we may yet get a chance to see Kali Reis naked before the Night Country season ends. And if not Kali, this season stars nude scene queen Jodie Foster as police chief Liz Danvers, and it’s never too late to get the girls out. What’s more, the season is being directed and written by Issa López, and female writers and directors have been responsible for some of the more gratuitous nude scenes of the past, so there’s certainly no deficit of hope. Check back in a week for news from the next episode.

Alison Brie Naked – Somebody I Used to Know – 4K Stream

I didn’t realize that we were going to see Alison Brie naked in Somebody I Used to Know until the movie released today, and even then, I didn’t realize it was coming out until I started hearing all the buzz. Ironic for an actress who talks so much and in so many interviews about how she loves nudity, but we don’t really see bona fide (bonerfide? Have I made that crap joke before?) Alison Brie nude scenes that often. Everyone remembers the Hollywood-born Hollywood star’s nude debut in GLOW, which just about broke the internet. And naturally, she had more than one nude scene in that series’ run, so we had plenty to enjoy while it was coming.

Then we saw Alison Brie naked in Horse Girl. That was amazing because we got actual full frontal for the first time from her. This is also the part where I remind everyone that for reasons beyond my understanding, none of the coverage of that nude scene anywhere on the internet was of the 4K Ultra HD version, which was available on Netflix same as the others. That is, until I covered it right here. Don’t know why no one did the same in the two-and-a-half years between, but if you saw Alison Brie naked in her full frontal nude scene from Horse Girl in glorious 4K, and you didn’t see it in the movie itself, remember you saw it here first.

But all that said, the Alison Brie nude scenes in Somebody I Used to Know are the best she’s ever done in my opinion. Yeah, the full frontal that was actually filmed from the front when she walks into the crowded store in Horse Girl is deliciously graphic, but it’s also filmed at quite a distance, which necessarily means that a lot of detail is lost. I’m considering redoing the color correction on that one some day to see if I can pull out a bit more detail, but there are natural limitations to these things when an image is made up of lower quantities of pixels.

But when we got Alison Brie topless in Somebody I Used to Know, there were definitely no problems with regard to there being too few pixels. OK, sure, in her very first nude scene in the movie, she is quite far in the distance while streaking across a golf course. In fact, there’s a point where she does a handstand with her legs spread wide, hairy pussy (or merkin) in full view and facing the camera, and she’s so far away that it’s not even clear whether it’s really Alison or a body double. She more than makes up for it, though, in later nude scenes. I’m talking especially about the one right at the end of the movie, where she’s shooting a documentary inside a naturist camp/nudist colony.

We see Alison Brie’s tits in all their glory as she’s interviewing a completely naked woman while she herself is completely naked. She’s seated at first, but her up body takes up much of the screen, giving us a terrific view of her breasts in 4K. She then stands up briefly, flashing some sideboob and bush. Alison Brie has spoken about her nudism before, including once again with reference to this movie and this scene, so I suppose this isn’t out of character for her at all. What I’d really like to know is why the internet isn’t awash with photos from Alison Brie’s nudist days, but I suppose cameras aren’t really favored in settings like that. You know where cameras are favored, though? A film set. And thanks to that, we can enjoy this wonderful gallery of Alison Brie nude in Somebody I Used to Know.

Eleanor Tomlinson Naked – Colette – Blu ray

I’m sure you all knew that covering Eleanor Tomlinson naked was what the earlier post with Keira Knightley was building up to. The three straight male fans of Poldark had certainly been waiting to see Demelza Poldark nude throughout that show’s run, but unlike the rest of the BBC’s catalog and all of its relentless nudity, no such nude scenes materialized in Poldark. But all of this brings us to Colette, the 2018 film that proudly screened Eleanor Tomlinson nude for the first time. And for the only time. Or was it?

My knowledge of celeb nudity may be encyclopedic to an extent that is equal parts impressive and cringe-inducing, but I always do my research before any statements go live, and so the same was done to confirm that Colette does indeed feature the only Eleanor Tomlinson nude scene in existence. There appears to be a lot of confusion regarding this scene being of stand-up comedian Taylor Tomlinson nude. There are also references to Taylor Tomlinson’s work that refer to Eleanor and vice versa. I get that they share a surname, but… like… Anyway, in my research, I have concluded with certainty that at time of writing, this is well and truly the only footage of Eleanor Tomlinson topless in existence.

And now some more bad news regarding the Eleanor Tomlinson nude scenes in Colette. If you haven’t seen the film, you may think it’s just one quick one. If you have seen the film, you may think there are tons of them. If we’re talking about visible nudity, tragically, there is indeed only one. Of the multiple sex scenes between her and Keira Knightley and Dominic West, even if you scrub through frame by frame, you will get no slips – neither intended nor unintended as (we got in Ordinary Lies). What we did get, though, is something magical, fleeting though it may have been, so with that uplift, I will leave you to scroll down and enjoy the gallery of Eleanor Tomlinson naked in Colette along with some extras from her lesbian sex scenes with Keira Knightley.

Keira Knightley Naked – Colette – Blu ray

Getting to enjoy Keira Knightley naked in Colette was a pleasant bonus. I couldn’t call it a surprise. I mean, the movie was famous for having a very brief but rather satisfying Keira Knightley nude scene, but it was famous for something else too. Now, it’s not often that a nude scene from a more famous star gets overshadowed by one from a less well-known actress in the same movie (although the inverse is an infamously frequent tragedy), but this film is an exception to that. Colette hosted not only the nude debut of Eleanor Tomlinson, but also what remains her only nude scene to date.

The Eleanor Tomlinson nude scene will get my full attention very soon. Or, realistically, if you’re not reading this post just very shortly after it’s been posted, it’s probably already been attended to. Look out for clickable links to enjoy that. Here, though, we will be focusing specifically on the footage we got of Keira Knightley topless. Just a quick note before we begin: Colette is by no means the only time we’ve seen Keira Knightley nude on screen, but it is the last as I write and will likely remain so. The Pirates of the Caribbean actress is presumed to have done one more nude scene after this one – namely 2019’s The Aftermath.

The apparent Keira Knightley nude scene in The Aftermath has been confirmed by the actress herself to have been the work of a body double. Her reasoning was given as not wanting to show her body after having children. I suspect that it was more to do with the sexual nature of the nudity in The Aftermath on the basis of the English actress’ first daughter being born in 2015, whereas filming for Colette began in 2017. Or perhaps it was a pregnancy thing with reference to her second child.

Further supporting this theory is the fact that the Keira Knightley lesbian sex scenes in Colette actually don’t show any nudity from her. Believe me; I scrubbed through them frame by frame to make sure. So when do we see Keira Knightley naked in the movie then? Her character, the eponymous Sidonie-Gabrielle Colette, is on stage and gets her dress ripped open as part of the play (or accidentally; who knows?), exposing one of her tits as she stands frozen, cheesing at the audience while they all get an eyeful. Where the hell do all of these lewd stage shows happen? Why do I never see this in real life? Truly, life is cruel, but we can make it just a little less cruel by enjoying the lovingly color corrected gallery of Keira Knightley nude in Colette below.

Hannah Murray Naked – Charlie Says – Blu ray

The last time we saw Hannah Murray naked was all the way back in 2018, when Charlie Says premiered at the Venice Film Festival. Well, the attendees of that festival did, at least. The rest of us plebs got a more public release the following year. Admittedly, much of the time between then and now has been fraught with COVID restrictions that seem to have gutted a lot of filmmaking efforts (but created the Covidcore subgenre as compensation), so perhaps it’s too early to say that we won’t be getting any more Hannah Murray nude scenes in the future, but it’s not looking positive in the context of the high frequency of them in the years preceding.

More frustrating is the fact that the Bristolian actress has been ramping up the gratuitousness of her nude scenes with each new one. On one hand, while it would be a shame for her nudity in Charlie Says to be a close to the chapter, she certainly ended it on one hell of a high note. And how could she not? After all, Charlie Says gets both of the coveted F-rated tags. The Charles Manson biopic was directed by the great Mary Harron, who was responsible for, among many others, the amazing nude scenes with Gretchen Mol in The Notorious Bettie Page. That movie, like this one, was written by the equal-parts witty and beautiful Guinevere Turner.

You see, we were always going to enjoy the Hannah Murray nude scenes in Charlie Says like no other since Guinevere Turner is no stranger to nude scenes herself. I don’t just mean writing them – as she did for The L Word and BloodRayne (the latter of which was a whole thing). I mean that Guinevere Turner has also acted in a number of nude scenes herself – pierced nipples and all. 1997’s Preaching to the Perverted has got to be the highlight of that, but by no means her only offering. But I digress.

The only at least partway graphic nudity we’d gotten from our actress here before she played Leslie Van Houten in Charlie Says would have to be summed up by Hannah Murray’s hot ass scene from 2015’s Bridgend, which incidentally was her nude debut. Her first frontal nude scene came a few years later in Detroit, in which her dress gets ripped off, flashing her nips for a scant few frames. I mean, yeah, technically we saw her boobs, but not for long and not without motion blur. Hannah Murray was in Game of Thrones, in which she played Gilly, but against all reason, she had no nude scenes throughout the entire run of the HBO series.

Although we never got to see Hannah Murray topless in Skins, the show that started her acting career, I have begun the process of scrubbing through for any potential slips. No, we’re obviously not going to get an epic full frontal nude scene like we got from Siwan Morris’ Angie, but I have to date caught a number of nipslips from actresses in the show who weren’t strictly supposed to have nude scenes, so there’s nothing inconceivable about Cassie Ainsworth flashing a cheeky tit at some point as well, even if it had flown under everyone’s radars (until now). But more of that in the future. For now, enjoy Hannah Murray nude in Charlie Says.