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Joyce Hyser Naked – Just One of the Guys – Blu ray

Joyce Hyser naked in the magical boob reveal scene from Just One of the Guys has got to be one of the defining moments of the 80s. Or maybe I’m thinking of it backward, and the 1980s just produced content like that because it was emblematic of the era. Off the top of my head, I’m reminded of Betsy Russell pulling her top off to flash her tits in Tomboy, which incidentally came out the exact same year as this film did – 1985. Same energy and same fap potential. What I would give to live eternally in the 80s.

The funny thing about the Just One of the Guys nude scene is that even though it has achieved iconic status, it’s not exactly long. I’m not even sure that it covers a full two seconds, but I do know that the short time it covers has made many a teenage boy’s viewing experience since the film came out. In fact, the nude shot was extremely short by design. In the commentary track for the movie, Joyce Hyser did say that when the movie was being filmed, freezeframe wasn’t a thing that people had access to, and knowing that it would become available would have, to quote her verbatim, “definitely made a big difference in my decision about whether to do this or not.” Lucky us, sitting here in this blessed future.

For those who don’t know what this Joyce Hyser nude scene is all about, we need to take a step back and describe what the movie is about. Joyce plays Terri/Terry Griffith, a high school girl out of Phoenix-or-Glendale, Arizona who transfers to another school in order to pretend to be a guy. As so often happens in 80s movieland, whimsical hilarity ensues. Part of this whimsical hilarity is Terri getting a best friend whom she has a sort of crush on, but he thinks she’s a guy. In a frustrated effort to prove to him that she’s definitely not rocking a penis down below, she rips her shirt open to reveal her majestic tits. And how lucky we are, since the actress revealed (pun intended) in the commentary track that she originally wasn’t going to do an actual nude flash, having prepared a bodysuit. This moment being immortalized on video is super important because this did end up being Joyce Hyser’s only nude scene.

And like with so many of the best nude scenes in cinematic history, the Just One of the Guys boob reveal scene gets both of the F-rated tags. Lisa Gottlieb is credited as the director, but she has revealed on multiple occasions that she was also a writer on the film, even though the studio cheated her out of the credit. The joke’s on them, because even though Lisa didn’t get all of the fame and money from an official writer’s credit, she got honored as such on the Faptuary, which at least two or three people might say is even better.

I’d be remiss not to mention the Joyce Hyser bikini scene at the pool near the beginning of the film. Although there’s no nudity in it, it acts as a sort of foil to the nude scene, showing a much more feminine side of the Terri. Also, that body is amazing, even though the actress said that she wasn’t feeling great that day, commenting that she felt that her “belly’s a little poofy.” Personally, I have no complaints in the fappability department. Unfortunately, this is the only time and place we’ll ever likely see Joyce Hyser naked. I think a whole lot of people were expecting to see both Joyce and Nichole Hiltz nude in 2003’s Act of Revenge, but alas, that did not materialize, and even that was two full decades ago. But let’s not dwell on what was not and instead enjoy what was, and that is the incredible Joyce Hyser nude scene from Just One of the Guys.

Rosa Salazar Naked – Brand New Cherry Flavor – 4K Stream

I really enjoyed seeing Rosa Salazar naked in Brand New Cherry Flavor. You sort of get the same vibe that you do when you’re at a fancy dinner and get served the finest of wines, but you can’t quite have as much as you want. No, you get a glass of wine in the beginning to introduce you to the event, and then two more glasses with your main course. That’s sort of what we get with the Rosa Salazar nude scenes in Brand New Cherry Flavor.

We see Rosa Salazar nude for the first time in the show in the first episode. She’s sitting naked in a bathtub, as one does, and her perky tits are out in full display. This nude scene is not especially long, but it sets the stage nicely enough. Netflix borrows a bit from the HBO approach of frontloading the nudity in the first episode to get viewers hooked. I say “borrowed” because it’s not quite the same. In HBO’s Rome, for instance, there is a clear deluge of nudity in the pilot episode and a fast and steady decline from that very point. Netflix mimic this approach insofar as they’ve got this one short nude scene in the first episode and then drought for the next two episodes, but that’s about where the similarities end.

We see Rosa Salazar nude again in the fourth episode. In fact, we see Rosa Salazar naked for a whole long time in this episode. To be specific, the nudity from the Alita: Battle Angel actress spans eight-and-a-half minutes. I’m sure you have correctly assumed that that’s not eight-and-a-half minutes of non-stop nudity from our favorite cyborg, but that is the stretch of scenes through which her nude scenes play out. The reason that’s interesting is because it is unusual for a series to tease nudity in episode one, go radio silent for the next two, and then drop an absolute onslaught of gratuitous nudity in episode four. And then incidentally have no more nudity for the remaining four episodes of the limited series. Yes, there will be no season two of Brand New Cherry Flavor.

If you’re itching to see more Rosa Salazar sexy topless scenes, though, I wouldn’t worry. The Canadian beauty has a track record for on-screen nudity. We’ve seen Rosa Salazar naked twice before Brand New Cherry Flavor. Most people who are aware of the almost equally big-eyed star behind Alita know of her brief sex scene in the Sandra Bullock Netflix film Bird Box. What less people know about is her equally brief but significantly more graphic nude scenes in Night Owls.

But in spite of all of that, as of 2021, the best place to see Rosa Salazar’s hot body is in Brand New Cherry Flavor. With roughly two minutes of continuous nudity spread across about ten minutes of scenes, we have a clear winner in the nudity department, and even though the limited series is over, Rosa is now past round two of doing nudity for Netflix. I’m sure I speak for all of use when I say we are ready for round three. I’m not going to go into technical details, but this was a bit of a ballache to color correct, but I did what I could. If you haven’t already got your dick in hand, change that, peruse the gallery below, and enjoy Rosa Salazar naked.

Brie Larson Naked – Tanner Hall – Blu ray

How many times have you seen Brie Larson naked? If you remember the various Fappenings and all the celebrity nudes leaked in those, then the answer is probably a few times. So a better question becomes: How many times have you seen Brie Larson nude in movies and TV series? The orthodoxy is that the answer is zero. Plenty of sources say that our California girl has never done a nude scene – not a proper one, at any event. But is there any truth to this?

The short answer is no. There has been exactly one Brie Larson nude scene, and you’re going to see it on this page. The long answer is a lot more complicated. The thing is, I don’t think the nude scene in Tanner Hall was meant to be, which is why I am giving this scene the much-adored Unscripted Nudity tag. Just to be clear, lest anyone should call this out, there is a clearly intentional nude scene in the movie, but it features two actresses whose characters are not named and whom I have yet to identify. The nudity in that scene lasts for all of a handful of frames too, so hardly gratuitous.

As for the Brie Larson nude scene in Tanner Hall, the nudity in that one also lasts a handful of frames. Very specifically, you can see her nipple in two frames. Yes, one of Brie Larson’s nipples appears in two consecutive frames, and then never again. She’s running her hand up her boob, and her nip flips out from behind her last finger just before it goes off the bottom of the screen. If you count the footage featuring the rest of her areola, then sure, you get a few more frames of nudity out of Brie in the scene, but it ain’t much at all.

The reason I think that this nudity wasn’t intentional is because the movie has about ten million scenes of Brie Larson, hot and either half-naked or naked but concealed, and outside of these two frames, you don’t actually see her nude. I guess it just seems out of character for the rest of it. The same is true for the other main characters – played by Rooney Mara, Georgia King, and Amy Ferguson – who all have implied nude scenes but none of whose private parts ever get any actual screen time.

The Brie Larson sexy scenes we get include her getting a male teacher to rub her thigh while she’s wet, naked, and draped in a tight towel in the girls’ showers at the school, fantasies that the same teacher has of her walking topless in the rain at night, and a scene where she’s dressed in nothing but boots, faux vine around her tits and crotch, and a rubber snake. So there you have it, if you ever wanted to see Captain Marvel nude in a film, fantasy complete. And while we’re addressing Marvel fans, here’s an obligatory reminder that you can enjoy seeing Natasha Romanoff nude courtesy of the incredible full frontal nude scene that Scarlett Johansson did in Under The Skin. Still more while we’re at it, for the other Black Widow, you can see Yelena Belova nude in the great nude scene by Florence Pugh in Outlaw King. OK, enough distraction. Let’s move onto the star attraction – Brie Larson naked in Tanner Hall.

Florence Pugh Naked – Outlaw King – 4K Stream

For someone who has been in the news so much lately, it’s actually a bit surprising how long it’s been since we’ve gotten a scene with Florence Pugh naked. Outlaw King – sometimes written as Outlaw/King – is, depending on how you measure it, either the last or the second last feature in which we got a proper Florence Pugh nude scene. BBC’s The Little Drummer Girl had its first screening at the BFI London Film Festival a few days before Outlaw King played at the same one, but Outlaw King had already premiered before that at the Toronto International Film Festival. The Little Drummer Girl then aired on TV before Outlaw King was released on Netflix, but the episode that contains the Florence Pugh nude scene in that miniseries aired after the release of the entirety of Outlaw King, nude scene and all, on Netflix.

But whether the last time we saw Florence Pugh nude was technically in Outlaw King or the Mossad spy miniseries is academic because it has been a solid four years since then in any event, as I write. In fact, the time between her last nude scene and now is already greater than the time between her last nude scene and her nude debut in ITV’s Marcella just two-and-a-half years prior. It actually is a bit unusual that the Oxford-born actress has chosen to eschew nude scenes so early for a few reasons. The first reason is that she started doing them pretty much at the beginning of her career, becoming a fixture since then… for a while, anyway. The second reason is that she has said quite explicitly that she isn’t at all bothered by on-screen nudity.

But the third and biggest reason why I find the end of the endless Florence Pugh nude scenes to be really strange is something I’ve been alluding to with my choice of wording since the start of this article – it’s only nude scenes she seems to have stopped doing. She continues to get naked at seemingly every opportunity she gets, regardless of how appropriate the situation may or may not be (not that I’m complaining, of course). By no means an exhaustive list, but most recently, Florence Pugh wore an exceptionally lewd see-through dress, nipples not at all concealed, at Paris Fashion Week. Rewind a few months back to the summer of 2022, and you’ve got the young actress in the now-infamous pink dress, boobs no less on show than if she’d been topless, at Valentino’s Haute Couture Fashion Show in Rome.

Florence Pugh even posts pictures of herself lying topless on the beach on her Instagram.

As for Outlaw King, we see Florence Pugh topless when she gets her dress off and boobs out for a steamy sex scene with Chris Pine’s Robert the Bruce. The original footage – or what appears in the movie release, in any event – is incredibly dark. I don’t mean it’s thematically dark. I mean you can’t see a goddamn thing. Seriously, throughout the first hour or two of color correction, I was wondering whether it was even worth posting or whether I should cover the infamous knife scene in Marcella or the great sideboob in Lady Macbeth instead. Eventually I got everything tweaked just right, and if I do say so myself, I think the end result is quite fappable if you’re willing to excuse a few shots that were just irredeemably dark.

So what we have is the Florence Pugh sex scene from Outlaw King like you’ve never seen it before. I’m not going to pretend it wouldn’t have been more fappable if it was shot with less atmospheric lighting, but considering no AI dreaming or other upscaling wank made up any part of the process, we got a lot of the original detail out from behind the shadows. Whether you recently watched Don’t Worry Darling or have been following her role as Yelena Belova in Black Widow, Hawkeye, and probably another million things to come in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, enjoy the last (or second last) Florence Pugh nude scene, from 2018’s Outlaw King.

Margaret Qualley Naked – Stars at Noon – HD Stream

I always knew I enjoyed seeing Margaret Qualley naked, but I never realized just how much I would enjoy seeing Margaret Qualley naked while sitting on a toilet. Just to be clear, it’s her sitting on the toilet, not me. Although I could sit on the toilet too while having a fap to Margaret sitting on the toilet. Is there a variation of the blumpkin that involves masturbation instead of a blowjob? Anyway, no blumpkins occur in Stars at Noon, but what does occur very often is footage of Margaret Qualley nude. I’m not joking when I say that there were so many nude scenes wherein the actress got her clothes off, that I almost got bored of them. Almost.

Stars at Noon is a bit of a strange egg. For starters, IMDB states, as I write, that it’s set in 1984. The characters also have mobile phones and have to constantly go through COVID-19 checkpoints and wear those insufferable blue masks. There are a number of explanations for this. Explanation 1 is that the film is anachronistic and brings modern technological and cultural dynamics to 80s Nicaragua. I like this explanation. It makes it quite magical. Explanation 2 is that IMDB is wrong. In fact, by the time you’re reading this, that link up there might no longer even say anything about it being 1984. Explanation 3 is that everyone is stupid except for me. Jury’s still out.

I’m certainly not finding reasons to complain about a movie that gives us Margaret Qualley nude scenes as often as Stars at Noon does. I just find it all very idiosyncratic. In the nicest way possible, of course. The other thing that stands out about Stars at Noon is something I alluded to earlier, and that’s that it’s the first movie I’ve seen that fits an aesthetic that has now reached film – covidcore. I’m sure when cowboys were herding cattle on the western frontier or sodomizing one another or whatever, they never thought that their way of life would become an entire genre, and now we are experiencing the same.

And I’m really glad that they got Margaret Qualley topless in Stars at Noon, because if they hadn’t, I would not yet have discovered this ridiculous genre any more than if I hadn’t watched Death Race 4: Beyond Anarchy for the incredible nude scenes, I wouldn’t have researched Lucy Aarden and found her role in Nemesis and thus discovered the asdacore genre. Admittedly, as a non-member of the British organized crime world, covidcore is a bit more relatable for me compared to asdacore, but all the geezers in the latter genre are about 60-years-old, so I’ve still got time to achieve that lifestyle. Wait, what were we talking about?

The six million Margaret Qualley sex scenes in Stars at Noon, of course. Joe Alwyn co-stars, and apparently there has been some thirst to see him naked. I’m sorry to inform all the ladies and gayboys reading this that we do not see Joe Alwyn nude in Stars at Noon. Yes, he is in a lot of the sex scenes and the character is presumably unclothed, but no penis ever appears on the screen. It’s actually kind of ironic considering Claire Denis is both the writer and director of Stars at Night, and she is unlikely to have the same aversion to male nudity in film that good ol’ boy directors might. That said, my philosophy – which I’ve repeated time and time again across many posts on the Faptuary – is that women write and direct some of the best nude scenes involving actresses, not actors, so I suppose it still works.

I’m not going to go into a breakdown of every time we see Margaret Qualley naked because the scenes are many and kind of repetitive in their content. The variations are major enough to be noticeable but not major enough to warrant individual descriptors. The short version is as follows: There are lots of sex scenes. There is no full frontal nudity, even though Margaret Qualley has form for it. The nude scenes are gratuitous as anything. Seriously, the movie could have functioned the same without 90% of them, which really just makes me appreciate the filmmaker’s efforts that much more. I actually have for a while and continue to intend to cover some more nudity from the actress, but all in due time. In the meanwhile, enjoy Margaret Qualley nude in Stars at Noon below.