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Vera Jordanova Naked – Hostel: Part II – Blu ray

Right here we have the only footage in existence of Vera Jordanova naked. Or is it? I’d like to tell you that what I mean is that I have leads on some obscure European films or TV series that have more nudity from the Helsinki-born Bulgarian model, but as it happens, the reality is in the other direction. OK, so then how much of Vera’s incredible body do we actually see naked in the Hostel sequel? The answer is more than casual enjoyers of nude scenes think but less than most connoisseurs of celebrity nudity realize.

Fellow travelers and people focused more on the movies than the nudity within them are split between those than that “know” (more on that in a bit) that we see Vera Jordanova nude in Hostel: Part II and those that think that the scene cuts before the money shot. The latter are wrong. If you scrub through frame by frame, as you can see on this page, we do see both of the character Axelle’s nipples. However, the former category of people are wrong in their own way.

We do not get to see quite as much of Vera Jordanova nude as these screenshots let on. The first thing I noticed while editing is that the area around her crotch seems to be blurred more than the rest of the shot. I’m not sure why. I suspect that there is a different cut wherein she flashes her pussy, the editors wanted those details softened or removed, those frames got cut, but the censorship remained. That’s just a guess, but that’s not what this bit is about anyway. No, I’m talking about her nipples. I’ve always thought that their irregular placement was natural, which I don’t mind. Nothing I love more than a natural pair of titties, warts and all. The clue should have been the visible discoloration around where they should be. That’s right. It’s been confirmed that she was wearing some sort of pasties over her nips, and the ones we see on screen have been digitally added in post. Bummer.

The Vera Jordanova bikini scene at the hot springs later in the movie is legit, though, and to be fair, other than her CGI or composited nipples, the rest of her boobs are on show, so it ain’t too bad. Just need to use a bit more imagination. But if that puts you off the movie, don’t let it, because Heather Matarazzo has a long and graphic (and somewhat disturbing) nude scene in Hostel: Part II that has been confirmed as being all her au naturel. Lauren German doesn’t have any nude scenes in the film, which surprised no one, and neither does Bijou Phillips, which surprised everyone who has seen her in any of her other roles. Eli Roth films seem quite chaotic on nudity, so it is what it is, I suppose. You’ll definitely be seeing more of Heather here soon, but in the meantime, enjoy Vera Jordanova nude (kind of) in Hostel: Part II.

Perdita Weeks Naked – Flight of the Storks – Blu ray

In celebration of the recent resurrection of Magnum P.I., I’m happy to present a project I started a while back: the scenes featuring Perdita Weeks naked in Flight of the Storks. What’s the connection? None whatsoever. But our chances of seeing the Welsh actress nude in Magnum P.I. are about zero-to-none, so naturally, we must look elsewhere. As it happens, there is only one place to look. Yes, it’s one of those. The actress seems to drag the dreaded no-nudity policy wherever she goes and whatever she acts in, but there is one and only one feature in which we get to enjoy a Perdita Weeks nude scene, and it’s this one.

As for Magnum P.I., for those that haven’t heard some recent news, the show was cancelled by CBS after four very successful seasons. And for those who haven’t heard some slightly more recent news, it was picked up by NBC after its cancellation for a further two seasons. And for those who haven’t heard the most recent news, Season 5 of Magnum P.I. aired on NBC on Sunday, February 19. How much Perdita Weeks bikini footage it will give use to gawk at as her character Juliet Higgins galivants around the scenic locations of Hawaii, as MI6 operatives are known to do, we may never know.

What we do know, however, is that we can enjoy Perdita Weeks nude in Flight of the Storks, a film that seems to have slipped under quite a lot of folks’ radars. In that movie, she plays an Israeli… something. You know, I don’t actually remember what her role was. It seems like she appears for a bit, spends a few days having sex with the main character, and then disappears again. It’s like some benevolent deity knew that she’d never do a nude scene and decided to just bless us with one because we’ve all suffered too much in this cruel world already.

I mean, you would have thought we’d at least have gotten to see Perdita Weeks topless in The Tudors, right? Who the hell didn’t get naked in that. We got some Tamzin Merchant nude scenes there, which we recently discussed when we covered her two nude scenes in the first season of Carnival Row. We got to see Natalie Dormer nude in The Tudors as well, and for the very first time too. And yet nothing from our Cardiff girl.

I imagine the more-than-four-minute-long Perdita Weeks sex scene came as a surprise to people when Flight of the Storks came out back in 2013, but to be fair, it’s an even bigger surprise to us now in retrospect, given how it was preceded by a long era of no nudity and succeeded by the same. Weird. Weird, but not bad. Certainly better than nothing, which is likely what we’ll get from here on out, although I’m happy to be proven wrong in the years to come. Who knows, maybe Magnum P.I. will have a full episode of Juliet Higgins and Thomas Magnum fucking in some demented Hawaiian beach orgy. NBC have a reputation for graphic and gratuitous nudity, right? Until that fateful day happens, we can stick to enjoying Perdita Weeks nude in Flight of the Storks.

Eleanor Tomlinson Naked – Colette – Blu ray

I’m sure you all knew that covering Eleanor Tomlinson naked was what the earlier post with Keira Knightley was building up to. The three straight male fans of Poldark had certainly been waiting to see Demelza Poldark nude throughout that show’s run, but unlike the rest of the BBC’s catalog and all of its relentless nudity, no such nude scenes materialized in Poldark. But all of this brings us to Colette, the 2018 film that proudly screened Eleanor Tomlinson nude for the first time. And for the only time. Or was it?

My knowledge of celeb nudity may be encyclopedic to an extent that is equal parts impressive and cringe-inducing, but I always do my research before any statements go live, and so the same was done to confirm that Colette does indeed feature the only Eleanor Tomlinson nude scene in existence. There appears to be a lot of confusion regarding this scene being of stand-up comedian Taylor Tomlinson nude. There are also references to Taylor Tomlinson’s work that refer to Eleanor and vice versa. I get that they share a surname, but… like… Anyway, in my research, I have concluded with certainty that at time of writing, this is well and truly the only footage of Eleanor Tomlinson topless in existence.

And now some more bad news regarding the Eleanor Tomlinson nude scenes in Colette. If you haven’t seen the film, you may think it’s just one quick one. If you have seen the film, you may think there are tons of them. If we’re talking about visible nudity, tragically, there is indeed only one. Of the multiple sex scenes between her and Keira Knightley and Dominic West, even if you scrub through frame by frame, you will get no slips – neither intended nor unintended as (we got in Ordinary Lies). What we did get, though, is something magical, fleeting though it may have been, so with that uplift, I will leave you to scroll down and enjoy the gallery of Eleanor Tomlinson naked in Colette along with some extras from her lesbian sex scenes with Keira Knightley.

Joyce Hyser Naked – Just One of the Guys – Blu ray

Joyce Hyser naked in the magical boob reveal scene from Just One of the Guys has got to be one of the defining moments of the 80s. Or maybe I’m thinking of it backward, and the 1980s just produced content like that because it was emblematic of the era. Off the top of my head, I’m reminded of Betsy Russell pulling her top off to flash her tits in Tomboy, which incidentally came out the exact same year as this film did – 1985. Same energy and same fap potential. What I would give to live eternally in the 80s.

The funny thing about the Just One of the Guys nude scene is that even though it has achieved iconic status, it’s not exactly long. I’m not even sure that it covers a full two seconds, but I do know that the short time it covers has made many a teenage boy’s viewing experience since the film came out. In fact, the nude shot was extremely short by design. In the commentary track for the movie, Joyce Hyser did say that when the movie was being filmed, freezeframe wasn’t a thing that people had access to, and knowing that it would become available would have, to quote her verbatim, “definitely made a big difference in my decision about whether to do this or not.” Lucky us, sitting here in this blessed future.

For those who don’t know what this Joyce Hyser nude scene is all about, we need to take a step back and describe what the movie is about. Joyce plays Terri/Terry Griffith, a high school girl out of Phoenix-or-Glendale, Arizona who transfers to another school in order to pretend to be a guy. As so often happens in 80s movieland, whimsical hilarity ensues. Part of this whimsical hilarity is Terri getting a best friend whom she has a sort of crush on, but he thinks she’s a guy. In a frustrated effort to prove to him that she’s definitely not rocking a penis down below, she rips her shirt open to reveal her majestic tits. And how lucky we are, since the actress revealed (pun intended) in the commentary track that she originally wasn’t going to do an actual nude flash, having prepared a bodysuit. This moment being immortalized on video is super important because this did end up being Joyce Hyser’s only nude scene.

And like with so many of the best nude scenes in cinematic history, the Just One of the Guys boob reveal scene gets both of the F-rated tags. Lisa Gottlieb is credited as the director, but she has revealed on multiple occasions that she was also a writer on the film, even though the studio cheated her out of the credit. The joke’s on them, because even though Lisa didn’t get all of the fame and money from an official writer’s credit, she got honored as such on the Faptuary, which at least two or three people might say is even better.

I’d be remiss not to mention the Joyce Hyser bikini scene at the pool near the beginning of the film. Although there’s no nudity in it, it acts as a sort of foil to the nude scene, showing a much more feminine side of the Terri. Also, that body is amazing, even though the actress said that she wasn’t feeling great that day, commenting that she felt that her “belly’s a little poofy.” Personally, I have no complaints in the fappability department. Unfortunately, this is the only time and place we’ll ever likely see Joyce Hyser naked. I think a whole lot of people were expecting to see both Joyce and Nichole Hiltz nude in 2003’s Act of Revenge, but alas, that did not materialize, and even that was two full decades ago. But let’s not dwell on what was not and instead enjoy what was, and that is the incredible Joyce Hyser nude scene from Just One of the Guys.

Emma Corrin Naked – Lady Chatterley’s Lover – 4K Stream

I certainly was expecting to see Emma Corrin naked when I watched Lady Chatterley’s Lover. How could I not be? People have been talking about gawking at Emma Corrin nude for the first time in her career ever since Netflix’s adaptation of the 1928 cuck classic by this perfectly normal and sane-looking gentleman came out last month.

What I definitely did not expect was the earth-shattering quantity of Emma Corrin nude scenes that we ended up getting. I genuinely thought there would just be one nude scene from Emma and then one other, which would be the infamous Jack O’Connell nude scene that ended up getting bizarrely mixed reception. That said, Jack O’Connell naked on screen is as reliably consistent as the tides, so I’m not really sure what all of the furore was about from either camp. Anyway, I thought that very important part of the movie needed to be addressed, and now it is, so I’m done linking gay-themed sites. Or am I?

Back to the 6 million Emma Corrin nude scenes in Lady Chatterley’s Lover, the situation is so deliciously absurd, that the Daily Mail even erroneously reported that the Netflix film was going to be X-rated. I guess I can’t blame them – after all, that article is from before the film’s release – but it did make me think about Netflix’s completely chaotic relationship with nudity. The orthodoxy was always that Netflix is lean on nude scenes, and when they appear every now and then, they are not especially gratuitous. It’s safe to say that Lady Chatterley’s Lover bucked that trend in a dramatic way, although there is also something to be said for the fact that as networks like HBO and Starz and Hollywood as a whole have been shying away from nude scenes since #MeToo gained traction, Netflix has been moving in the opposite direction with on-screen nudity.

So there I was, going into the movie excited to see Emma Corrin topless (once), and instead, I get a whole lot of graphic and gratuitous full frontal nudity. It is worth noting – and this is something that I’ve noticed time and time again with such delicious offerings – that Lady Chatterley’s Lover gets the fabled F-Rated tag for its director, Laure de Clermont-Tonnerre. And not only that, but said female director is French, which I surely needn’t explain further. And what’s even more, Laure de Clermont-Tonnerre has herself done nude scenes, such as in 2011’s Demain?, which coincidentally also revolves around the First World War. Suffice it to say, all of the ingredients for gratuitous shots of naked actresses were in place.

So go ahead and enjoy Emma Corrin sex scenes until your battered dong just can’t take any more. You can almost forget that there’s a movie between all of the nudity, but who’s complaining? Certainly not Emma. In interviews, she has described her nude debut as “so freeing” and “the most exhilarating experience of [her] life”… and yet, that wince she does in The Hook’s video interview when they begin talking about her nude scenes combined with her body language throughout that bit – the vagus nerve massaging, the tightly crossed arms – tells a slightly different story. But wait. The nudity wasn’t that embarassing, was it? She wasn’t that exposed, was she? Perhaps, but then there’s…

…the Emma Corrin pussy flash. I don’t know whether this was intentional or accidental in the same way that the three-frame shot of her nipple piercing is toward the end of the movie, but if it is “””””unintentional”””””, I can tell you with certainty that the editor noticed it and did nothing about it. The pierced nipples appear under a flurry of blanket in the middle of a shot where the focus is on Lady Chatterley’s face. The bush-and-labia shot – and yes, inner labia are included just like in one of the greatest nude scenes ever by the amazing Lucy Aarden – was right at the end of a scene with the camera’s focus on nothing else, even if it did only last for three frames. Anyway, there’s no amount of babble I can let off to fully do this justice, so scroll down and enjoy Faptuary’s largest gallery to date – a whopping 202 screen captures of Emma Corrin nude in Lady Chatterley’s Lover.