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Charisma Carpenter Naked – Bound – Blu ray

What is there to say about 2015’s Bound other than that it has cemented itself in cinematic history by being the first and only feature in which we can see Charisma Carpenter naked? Quite a lot, actually. For starters, Bound was written and directed by Jared Cohn, who deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom for his work in trying to bring back the women-in-prison genre, first with the unfortunately named 17 & Life: Jailbait, which came out the year before Bound, and 2017’s Locked Up, which might actually quite possibly be a candidate for the best women-in-prison film of all time. I think we can clearly establish that Jared Cohn knows how to do whips and chains. He also knows how to pick a damn good soundtrack, but that’s by the by.

The other thing to say about Bound is that it gave use our first ever view of Charisma Carpenter’s boobs in video. So why is it relevant that the Charisma Carpenter nude debut is not the first time we’ve seen her naked, just the first time we’ve seen her naked in motion? It’s relevant because it gives us a little more insight into a question that people have been asking since the mid-00s: Has Charisma Carpenter had a boob job? A lot of people have been saying that her tits have gotten bigger since she played Cordelia Chase in Buffy the Vampire Slayer and later in Angel. They’re very obviously correct, but most people have assumed that the reason behind this is that the actress had gotten plastic surgery for it, but I’m not 100% convinced.

I kind of was, to be fair, but watching Charisma Carpenter nude in Bound has made me rethink that position. The shape of her breasts seems very natural, even in movement. I’m not seeing any obvious silicon secondary shaping. There also aren’t any surgery scars around her nipples, in the armpits, or at the bottoms of her boobs. And speaking of nipples, her nipple placement is very natural rather than too high for the large size, which is often a telltale sign of breast augmentation surgery. I tried to do some research on the topic, but every single source that indicates that Charisma Carpenter’s breasts are fake bases it on absolutely no hard evidence. Not even any soft evidence, really. It’s just a whole lot of “dude, trust me.” I tried to find any interviews where the actress has talked about it herself, but absolutely nothing came up. That said, there is one shot – the one where she’s lying down on her back on the bed – where her titties look a little sus, but what I can say is that if this is a boob job (which is possible), then it might be one of – if not the – best boob jobs I’ve ever seen.

So now that you’ve also seen Charisma Carpenter topless in motion, what do you think? Silicone or natural? Let everyone know by dropping a comment at the bottom of this post, or alternatively, if you have any information that gives credence to one theory or the other, shoot me a message via the contact page or hit me up on the official Twitter. And now to get to the movie itself. Bound is produced by The Asylum. The Asylum is famed for making mockbusters, films that capitalize on the popularity and marketing pushes of other films. Bound came out a month before the Fifty Shades of Grey film, which had been all over the news in the years preceding its production. If you can’t quite figure out where this is going yet, Bound is a BDSM-themed film. Yes, your 90s TV darling is starring naked in a movie about whipping, spanking, and bondage. I bet teenage you never saw this coming.

The film straight up opens with a Charisma Carpenter sex scene. She’s shooting a very awkward glance at the camera as a dude is on top of her, ploughing away. He then rolls off, giving us a second or less of the Buffy actress’ naked body. There’s another sex scene at the end that is quite standard, but the rest of her nude scenes in the film involve her being bound (no false advertising in the film title there) and sexed up by a different dude, usually while all sorts of whips and paddles appear, but never in any action shots. There are other sites for that, I suppose. I’ve gone through and laboriously pulled out every shot of Charisma Carpenter naked in Bound, so unzip those trousers and enjoy all of that below.

Maya Hawke Naked – Thérèse and Generous Heart – HD Stream

Imagine my surprise today when I’m browsing the intertubes and trip over a video of Maya Hawke naked. “But what’s the big deal?” you might be asking. “We’ve see her naked a million times before.” Well, you’re not wrong, but at the same time, the Thérèse official music video is kind of Maya Hawke’s nude debut. For all the times we could have seen Robin Buckley nude in Stranger Things, the nude scene we were all waiting for ended up happening not long after the end of Season 4. That said, there is one last seasons of Stranger Things due to come out, and if the gods are kind, at least one of the episodes is going to contain a three way lesbian sex scene between Maya Hawke, Sadie Sink, and Natalia Dyer (and yes, they have all been of age for a very long time).

Incidentally, Maya Hawke co-starred with Sadie Sink in the Fear Street trilogy as well, which, in its parody and/or homage to 90s and 70s slasher horrors, really missed a trick by giving us no nudity whatsoever. As for other source that did, and before Thérèse, there was actually one other music video that featured Maya Hawke’s nipple for all of a handful of frames. I’m not going to make a whole post about it because that literally is all of the nude content there is in it, but if you either scroll down or click here, you can see what is probably the best frame from it. If the title of this page didn’t give it away, the music video in question is Generous Heart, which is of course available in full on YouTube as well.

One more source where we can see quite a lot of Maya Hawke nude is in those paparazzi pics, which include photos of her with her one piece swimsuit rolled down, exposing her breasts completely, while she’s chilling at the beach with her mom, Uma Thurman. I’ll refer you to Uncle Scoopy for more on that. Then we got some see-throughs and stuff in photography shoots, but who the hell cares about that? The ass men among you will, I imagine, care very much about the first time we got a good look at Maya Hawke’s ass in the To Love a Boy music video, the full version of which is, as with all the others, available on Maya’s YouTube. Oh, and I know at least one of you is going to want to bring up Human Capital as her nude debut. I haven’t forgotten about it. I just don’t believe in counts, and deep down, you know you don’t either.

So long gone are the days when you had to fap to Maya Hawke, hot and wet but with barely a left nipple peaking through as in Generous Heart or in what is technically a nude scene but one that gives us very little material as Human Capital did. Now we have Thérèse. In Thérèse, Maya and friends are out in the woods one night having an orgy or something. Then the police arrive and handcuff all of them because… Anyway, all the naked female orgy-goers (yes, the men have all vanished at this stage) stand up with their hand cuffed behind their backs and their tits exposed and walk towards the camera for quite a while.

Watching Maya Hawke’s boobs bouncing rhythmically as she walks and sings topless is just the remedy I needed today, and may there be many more such offerings (I’m looking at you, Netflix). Before anyone says it, I’ll be the first to admit my color correction on this one was subpar, to say the least. I took a shortcut; it didn’t pan out. I tried to correct on top of it; the improvement was minimal. By that point, I was far too fatigued to go back and start it from the beginning, so enjoy what we’ve got here, and remember that you can still see the completely undoctored Maya Hawke naked shots from Thérèse in the official music video.

Natasha Gregson Wagner Naked – Lost Highway – Blu ray

I watched Lost Highway for the first time recently for pretty much the reason you would expect, so I was naturally surprised (pleasantly, of course) with the bonus offering of Natasha Gregson Wagner naked. This is by no means the only chance we’ve ever gotten to see the Los Angeles native in the nude, but for what it’s worth, Lost Highway is the first film in which we see her naked.

Released in the same year were Quiet Days in Hollywood – which gave us our first look at her ass, but sadly nothing more unless you count some nippleless sideboob and a heavily obscured shower scene – and First Love, Last Rites, a film in which both she and her breasts had starring roles. The year after that gave use significantly more nudity from the actress through her roles in Modern Vampires and Another Day in Paradise, but 1998 ended and a titty hiatus began.

It took almost a whole decade and a half to see Natasha Gregson Wagner nude again, and that was when A Kiss and a Promise came out, which included a sex scene that itself included her bare boobs being rubbed. Which brings us full circle all the way back to this scene right here from Lost Highway, where she takes her sweater off in a car, no bra underneath, and gets her tits molested by the feller she’s with. It’s not a very long scene, but I would be remiss not to cover it on my visit of Lost Highway, even though the big draw for most is, of course, the infamous forced strip scene with Patricia Arquette. For now, though, enjoy Natasha Gregor Watson naked in the gallery below.

Nora-Jane Noone Naked – The Magdalene Sisters – HD Stream

God knows we took a lot of detours to get here, but we finish our tour of The Magdalene Sisters with a fap to the lovely Nora-Jane Noone naked. Not only is she my favorite of the lot – although I certainly feel treated with a lineup like we have in this scene – but she is also one of the first actresses I covered all the way back in the glory days of faptuary.net. A lot has changed since then. For starters, this is what the frame closest to the image directly about this paragraph looked like back in those humble times. But the only difference is that back then I just had the DVD whereas now I can stream it in HD, right? I don’t know. You tell me. This here is what the frame looks like in HD but without any further editing on my part. For reference, here is the full frame with all my color correction.

I’m not suggesting my work on this nude scene is my magnum opus – no, that would be the world famous Alexandra Daddario nude scene (for now) – but I am nonetheless extremely proud of what I’ve been able to accomplish in brining this nude scene to even more life. In fact, even when I thought I was done, I wasn’t done. Some more astute observers among you may notice that the shots look different here and in the Dorothy Duffy post compared to the posts for Eileen Walsh and Anne-Marie Duff. This is the kind of obsessive wank I get up to when the studios refuse to release one of my favorite nude scenes of all time on blu ray.

We get blessed with Nora-Jane Noone nude for the same reasons stated in the other three posts. The short version for those who aren’t interested in going through those is that Nora and friends are inmates at a nun’s convent laundry or something. They are being punished for reasons unknown, and true to real life, the nuns responsible for punishing the wayward girls are extremely sadistic and have a penchant for humiliation. This means forcing all the women to get completely naked, run in place, and then have degrading competitions over the girls’ private parts. Nora’s character, Bernadette, is the runner up for the hairiest bush award. I suppose, by extension, Nora-Jane Noone herself is since there is only one potential merkin in the entire lineup (I’m looking at you, Anne-Marie). That’s right, fully natural hairy pussies here. The film is set in the mid-20th century, so I respect them going for full authenticity, even down to the pubic hair.

The significance of Nora-Jane Noone topless in The Magdalene Sisters stretches beyond how fappable her body looks in the scene itself. You see, this movie is her very first acting role, so naturally it’s also her very first nude scene. You know what else it is? Her very last nude scene. And now that two full decades have passed since The Magdalene Sisters came out, I find it unlikely that that’s going to change. Don’t get me wrong, I hope we do get tons more Nora-Jane Noone nude scenes in the future, but I don’t want to hold out too much hope for something so unlikely. Is it weird that the Irish actress has held so firm on her no nudity policy all this time considering how exceptionally graphic and gratuitous her nude scene here is? Sure, but I’m glad that we got at least this. Almost makes it sweeter.

So there you have it, my present to everyone who watched The Descent and Doomsday and found themselves thinking just how much they’d like to see Nora-Jane Noone naked. By the way, I’ve found her career quite difficult to stay on top of due to her somewhat eccentric selection of projects, so if I have or perhaps in the future end up missing a lewd scene or, dare I suggest it, a full on Nora-Jane Noone nude scene, please do let me know by dropping a comment, hitting up the contact page, or shooting me a tweet at the official Twitter page.

Kelly Brook Naked – Survival Island aka Three – HD Stream

I’ve been holding back on covering a post of Kelly Brook naked all the way back since 2012, when the .NET days began. The reasoning being that of all the nude scenes she’s done in film and television, the ones in Survival Island were the only ones I consider gratuitous enough for a satisfying fap. Sure, we got a Kelly Brook sex scene in Metal Hurlant Chronicles, but as far as actual nudity goes, we got a bit of sideboob with some barely visible nipple. Then there was the skinny dipping scene in Piranha 3D, and that one wasn’t bad, but it also wasn’t the best at showcasing our English rose’s natural assets.

So why wait this long to post the Survival Island nude scenes then? The answer is because I was always sure that a blu ray release was just around the corner. Yes, all the way back to 2012, I thought there was no point covering, say, the DVD version of it because the blu ray would be better when it came out. But it never did. Still hasn’t. And that perplexed me so much because the DVD was all the rage. Everyone and their grandmother had it, and everyone and their grandmother fapped to it. The fact that the production company didn’t take this as their cue to release it in full HD is bizarre. Except they kind of did…

You can enjoy Kelly Brook nude in Survival Island in full HD from Amazon or any of the other streaming services that carry the film. It would obviously be of much better quality if it was a blu ray, but having watched it in HD for the first time a few days ago, this blows my old DVD out of the water a million times over. And so I decided that I wasn’t going to wait for the day that never comes any longer and would instead pour my efforts into editing the HD stream into the crispest, clearest, most fappable final product I can get. I’m not displeased with my final result. On a side note, rewatching the movie from start to finish for the first time in a million years, I’m not displeased with movie itself either. Yeah, even when she’s not nude, Kelly Brook is in a bikini pretty much throughout the whole thing, which ain’t bad, but also, I forgot just how good the movie was. Even the acting is phenomenal. We’ve got ham sandwich Billy Zane as one of the leads alongside Page 3 girl Kelly Brook, who I only learned the other day for the first time actually attended the prestigious Italia Conti Academy of Theatre Arts. I have no clue why everyone had such a fucking problem with it – plebs.

The first time we see Kelly Brook topless in Survival Island is during a sex scene right near the beginning of the film. She’s riding cowgirl with her wrists bound and over her head, and even though the camera starts out behind her, her boobs are so big and majestic, that you can clearly see them as they thrash side to side, all but wrapping around her torso with each swing. The teasing doesn’t last long. The very next shot is from the side, giving a great profile shot of her left breast and big eraser nipple. In fact, her nips are diamond hard throughout the movie, even though she’s supposed to be stranded on a tropical island. Hollywood knows which little details to focus on when doing nudity in films, although “little” definitely isn’t the word here. Kelly’s got herself some really voluminous, meaty nipples.

It’s not all happy news for Kelly Brook’s tits, though. In fact, their constant appearance in Survival Island led to a lawsuit. I’m not entirely sure what Kelly was thinking would happen when she filmed them, but neither her nor Billy Zane, who played her husband in the movie but was her fiancé in real life, were happy with the nudity that was to air. But then it went live anyway, and everyone spent the next two decades fapping to Kelly Brook nudes. Just a quick note to clear up any confusion: This movie is also known as Three in some markets. I’ve heard so many mixed messages about why it’s called this somewhere and that elsewhere that I’m not even going to bother to continue with that topic any further. So buckle up – or rather, get your buckle open – and enjoy the gallery below of Kelly Brook naked.