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Judy Greer Naked – Reboot – 4K Stream

Seeing Judy Greer nude in Reboot was the most pleasant surprise in film and television nudity of the year. After the absurdly scaled-back offering that’s been House of the Dragon and the sexless Mattel fabrication that resulted in The Rings of Power, I’d just about given up hope. And then out of fucking nowhere – Judy Greer naked in the pilot episode of Hulu’s Reboot. The funniest part of the whole scenario is that if IMDB is to be believed, Reboot has a self-applied rating of TV-14, earning it the coveted PG / PG-13 tag.

So, quick rundown of how and why we see Judy Greer nude in Reboot. Keegan-Michael Key walks in on her naked – Hell Baby vibes, much? Well, she’s not completely naked, but her sweater is trapped in her bra, and when her co-star helps her undo it, her bra comes off as well. Her boobs are out for about a second before she covers them up with a handbra. We then get some backboob as she’s getting dressed. As I write, only the first 3 episodes of Reboot have been released. There is no nudity other than this scene yet, but episode 3 does end with (spoiler alert) Judy Greer naked in bed with Alyah Chanelle Scott in what I’m assuming is the aftermath of some lesbian sex. Hopefully there’ll be more nude scenes before the season ends, but in the meantime, enjoy some Ultra HD 4K captures of Judy Greer nude in Reboot’s first episode.

Morgan Taylor Campbell Naked – The Orchard – HD Stream

We didn’t get to see Morgan Taylor Campbell naked as Tilda Weber in Netflix’s new series The Imperfects. The show had no nudity, so that was always going to be the case. But even looking back at the Canadian actress’ career, there isn’t exactly a trend of Morgan Taylor Campbell nude scenes in the films and television shows that she has been in. No, you would need at least two instances to establish a trend, and two, she does not have. She does, however, have one.

If you’ve read that title of this page, then it will be of no surprise to you when you read that we did get to see Morgan Taylor Campbell naked in The Orchard. We got to see her nude in the charming little Canadian film for the first time, for the only time, and a lot. And I mean a lot. When I was cutting down the shots for capture, I found there are about three-and-a-half minutes of continuous nudity from The Imperfects’ superheroine. I couldn’t say how many scenes that’s broken down into since there are plenty of ways to argue for what is or isn’t “the same scene,” but I can tell you that we see Morgan Taylor Campbell naked in the first five minutes of The Orchard, and then we get nudity from her with no more than 11-minute intervals between such shots until after the movie is an hour in.

I guess what I’m saying is that if we were cursed to only see Morgan Taylor Campbell nude in one lone feature of her career, I am so goddamn glad that it’s this. Now that she’s starring as Tilda Weber in the show that has taken Netflix’s number 2 spot, it’s unlikely that the Alberta native will be doing many more nude scenes. I mean, remember when Emilia Clarke had her tits out all the time in the first season of Game of Thrones and following its success, there was so much less nudity from her? Well, Morgan was already past nudity by the pilot season of The Imperfects, so it certainly isn’t coming up from here.

I mean, I certainly would like the already in-demand next season to The Imperfects to drop a Morgan Taylor Campbell sex scene out of nowhere, probably involving some itchy nipples and a stage show, but let’s be honest – that isn’t going to happen with nor without the silly factor. To put it into perspective, The Orchard came out the same year as Sadie’s Last Days on Earth, another Canadian movie, but one where she was actually the lead, rather than simply “the female lead,” and we haven’t gotten any more nudity from her since.

Now that she’s broken into Netflix stardom, it’s over for any fappers’ dreams (until her career fizzles and nudes of her on the beach get “leaked” with suspiciously convenient timing). I mean, it’s not especially likely that The Imperfects will take flagship status for Netflix in the same way that Stranger Things has, although the two shows have already been compared, but there is definitely enough traction there where we are about as likely to see her nude in the future as we are any of the stars from that show – though shoutout to the nurse from Hawkins Infirmary for her incredible nude scene in the women-in-prison short The Penal Colony.

But it ain’t so bad going back to The Orchard time and time again for our fix of Morgan Taylor Campbell topless. As I’d already said, she gets naked in the movie a lot, but there’s also something else about it – it’s actually a really good film. It’s sort of got a light-hearted comedy-drama vibe to it, certainly veering more toward comedy than drama, but man, the drama side of it actually hits quite hard. I’m not even joking when I say that the final third or so of the film was really moving. I can make a hundred dismissive comments about Morgan Taylor Campbell flashing her pussy lips several times in the movie with no shame (and I will), but it struck me that during a certain scene in the film that I won’t describe explicitly out of respect for anyone who wants to see it, her acting is so on point, it’s absolutely world class.

I’m reminded of the great Cortney Palm, who went to university for theater – University! For theater! – and still she’s mostly famous for her nude scenes. Now, they are some of the most incredible nude scenes around, including what, if memory serves, was her nude debut in Sushi Girl, but her talents are clearly being underutilized. Morgan Taylor Campbell did eventually move past that, and even in The Orchard, her acting skills were front and center, but so was her trimmed pubic hair with labia fully visible on screen. Not to mention her tits and ass. There is literally nothing of her we don’t see in that movie, and thank God for that.

In fact, whom we really have to thank for Morgan Taylor Campbell’s boobs being forever on the internet for all to see is writer and director Kate Twa, for whom The Orchard is one of only two directorial credits. I’ve waxed lyrical endlessly over female writers and directors being responsible for the best nude scenes, and here we have yet another example to the list. Between being tied completely naked to a tree and pulling goofy faces while having sex with a guy while the camera films up her ass, enjoy all the captures of Morgan Taylor Campbell nude in The Orchard below.

Camille Razat Naked – Emily in Paris – 4K Stream

While the show is by no means the only place where we can see Camille Razat naked, Emily in Paris is definitely the strangest. No, I have nothing at all against the series. In fact, I find it quite charming. But here’s the thing with Emily in Paris: It’s not a titty show. Seriously, if you’re going into it expecting Spartacus-level nudity, you couldn’t possibly end up more disappointed. We get Camille Razat nude in it in what is literally the only frontal nude scene across all episodes of both seasons. For those who don’t believe me, the episode in question is the third one from the second season, titled Bon Anniversaire! (I’m not overly excited; the exclamation mark is part of the title)

I find this nude scene amazing because it was so out of left field. I think I speak for pretty much everyone when I say that I was not expecting it at all when it aired out of nowhere. But as mentioned earlier, this is by no means the only feature with a Camille Razat nude scene. The first nude scene the French actress did was in a series from her home country, 2015’s The Disappearance / Disparue. Two years later, we got some amazing Camille Razat full frontal nudity in The Girl from the Pool / L’eau dans les yeux. 2018 was a blessing, showing us Camille Razat naked in the shower with a dude in (Girl)Friend / Ami-ami, dancing topless and having sex in Paris Pigalle / L’amour est une fête, and appearing topless and in lingerie in the short Bug, which had the same title in French.

The most recent film in which we’ve seen Camille Razat nude is last year’s The Accusation / Les choses humaines, in which we see some flashes of boob while she’s in bed with some old geezer. Of course, we’re not here for any of that. We’re here for the Netflix romantic comedy series that is Emily in Paris. Now, unlike when movies are romcoms, being a series and a streaming one at that, Netflix don’t have the need to offer some eye candy for all the guys that have been dragged into the theaters by their girlfriends. Emily in Paris is 100% a show for… shall we say the more feminine end of the spectrum. We did get a shot of Alexandrina Turcan’s ass in the first season, but that was contextually unavoidable and, again, nothing frontal.

When we see Camille Razat topless in Emily in Paris, it is all frontal. Just boobs left, right, and center. We’ve got Camille’s boobs, the boobs of the friends she’s with, and the boobs of everyone else in the steamy spa that they’re hanging out with. But wait a minute. Lily Collins’ character Emily Cooper is Camille’s character Camille’s friend, right? Yes. And Lily/Emily is with Camille/Camille in the spa, right? Yes. And every single woman in the spa is naked, right? Almost. Every single actress in the spa is naked throughout the entire 3-minute-long scene… except for one. Yes, my friends, we did not get to see Lily Collins nude in the spa scene from Emily in Paris. Missed opportunity of a lifetime, but to be fair, we don’t really get to see Lily Collins naked in anything. Well, not yet, anyway.

The episode in question was directed by Andrew Fleming, who is responsible for 11 of the 20 episodes of Emily in Paris as well as a couple of 90s cocktease films like Threesome and The Craft, so perhaps we owe this change of tone to Alison Brown, the episode’s writer, who had only worked on two other episodes in the show and reinforces my oft-made argument that female directors and, in this case, female writers are responsible for some of the best nude scenes in film and television. You can judge for yourself by enjoying the 4K Ultra HD capture of Camille Razat naked in Emily in Paris.

Milly Alcock Naked – House of the Dragon – 4K Stream

Lesbians and gentlemen, we have finally seen Milly Alcock naked as Rhaenyra Targaryen. Episode 4 of House of the Dragon, titled King of the Narrow Sea, gave us the Milly Alcock nude scene we have all been waiting for. Just to be clear, this is such a momentous occasion that even mainstream media has been buzzing over it. Newsweek reported that the Australian actress told them her sex scene with Matt Smith was “interesting” and that she was “very comfortable” with it. This might sound like a nothing comment, but we’ll actually come back to it in a bit because it will be answering a question that everyone who watched the episode probably had – or certainly the cynics among us did. The Independent took a break from highbrow reporting of royal mourners to write two separate articles just to call Milly’s sex scenes in this episode gnarly and uncomfortable.

The New York Post mentioned the intimacy coordinator for the Milly Alcock sex scene with Matt Smith, which is another deceptively important piece of information that we’re going to touch on in a bit. The Metro had this piece that is literally just about the sex scenes in this episode hilariously juxtaposed with a memorial of the Queen in a banner across the top. Esquire had a piece about how “shocking” the incestuous sex scene was “for nearly everyone but the cast,” forgetting that anyone who has read the books knows that the Targaryens have a propensity toward incest. Also, putting aside fantasy worlds, uncle-niece marriages were incredibly common in our own middle ages, which the Song of Ice and Fire franchise has been based off of since A Game of Thrones came out in 1996, so the fling between Rhaenyra Targaryen and Daemon is… why the hell am I defending this? Jezebel had their own take on it, which was different to all of the others, if nothing else. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Milly Alcock nude as Rhaenyra Targaryen is something we actually got treated to twice in the episode (kind of). So, all of this talk about her sex scene with Matt Smith’s Daemon Targaryen is a bit of a red herring to the point where I’m not even sure why that’s the major story arc that all of the media outlets focused on. In that scene, two things happen. Or rather, two things don’t happen. Firstly, we do not see Rhaenyra Targaryen naked in it. Matt Smith does undress her, and we even see some pubic mound (full shave, by the way), but no boobs, ass, or pussy lips are visible. The second thing that does not happen is Rhaenyra and Daemon having sex. Yes, their “sex scene” is just a bit of heavy petting and some awkward kissing. Are you feeling aroused yet?

The great news is that mere minutes later, we do get to see Rhaenyra Targaryen nude when she has sex with her knight protector Ser Criston Cole à la Whitney Houston in The Bodyguard. If you haven’t watched the episode, Rhaenyra loses her virginity to him, and House of the Dragon completes its transformation into a late 90s/early 00s teen series. I’m being unkind. All of that blue balling across the first three episodes and the only proper nude scene from the show before this being from Sonoya Mizuno, I am satisfied that we got at least a few flashes of nip and even a frame or two of inner labia out of Milly.

There’s one last point I’d like to make about Milly Alcock’s sex scene with Matt Smith. During the undressing parts – or indeed during all of the shots where parts of her naked body are visible – her face is almost never in the same shot. My philosophy has always been that a continuous pattern of the actress’ face not appearing in the same shots as her body in a nude scene means that a body double is in play. That’s actually what I thought was going on with this scene when I watched it and again when I edited it. I now bring your attention to the points raised earlier about Milly saying she felt “very comfortable” with the sex scene with the Doctor Who actor and the intimacy coordinator specifically for the scene between the two. Unless all of that’s hot air, then that really was Milly Alcock naked in that first scene with Matt Smith. Most of the footage I captured is from the other scene, the one with Ser Criston Cole, which was considerably more graphic. Everything from both of those is down below, so enjoy Milly Alcock nude as Rhaenyra Targaryen from House of the Dragon.

Oh, by the way, spoiler alert.

Tonya Kay Naked – The Amityville Terror – HD Stream

I was actually surprised when I saw Tonya Kay naked in The Amityville Terror. I don’t mean that I didn’t expect the mockbuster – the ten millionth one on the topic of The Amityville Horror – to have nude scenes. No, the nudity was very much expected, and in fact there was a whole lot less of it than I thought. The reason I was surprised is because I thought the main draw of the nude scenes would be Nicole Tompkins, who wears some pretty skimpy outfits but never gets nude (which incidentally is a trend throughout her career). I then expected to see Kim Nielsen nude in The Amityville Terror, but she too kept her no nudity policy going. There are a number of nude scenes from Amanda Barton, who is incidentally the film’s writer, and those are the only others.

Tonya Kay does have a pedigree for nude scenes, to be fair. I haven’t even seen any of these movies, but our friends at Mr Skin list Tonya Kay nude scenes in 2014’s Nightmare Code, Death Factory, and A Better Place, 2015’s Bastard, this movie, and 2017’s Paradise Club. That’s not even counting all of the ones that have slipped through the cracks, which is not difficult to do when you’re not quite at the level of fame as, say, Scarlett Johansson or Jennifer Lawrence. Seriously, can you imagine Scarlett’s nude debut in Under The Skin or Jennifer Lawrence’s bold nudity in Red Sparrow flying under the radar? Kimberley Nixon’s unintentional boob flash in Ordinary Lies, however…

So what’s the context for the Tonya Kay nude scene in The Amityville Terror? For starters, she’s not in it much, which is why I didn’t really expect her to fill one of the only two roles for boob actresses in the film. One of her few scenes is in the kitchen of a bar. She’s having sex with an employee while seated on a surface with her dress pulled down to expose her tits. She insists that the nameless, voiceless man that’s railing her keep on going while she discusses business with a third person. When the conversation sours, she pushes her boy toy off, gets up, and pulls her dress back up to cover her breasts, but not without hooking her nipple in the process, keeping it peeking for longer than was presumably intended (by the character, definitely not the director). So kick back, undo your trousers, and enjoy Tonya Kay naked in The Amityville Terror.