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Mary Loveless Naked – Excess Flesh – Blu ray

There’s only one movie in existence where we can see Mary Loveless naked, and luckily for us, it’s a pretty good watch. Excess Flesh premiered at South by Southwest in 2015, which incidentally is the same time and place that The Final Girls premiered, a movie perhaps most renowned for being the only film in which Malin Akerman appears but keeps her clothes on. In contrast, Excess Flesh has a healthy smattering of nude scenes, and they’re not limited to the lovely Mary Loveless either; we see her co-star Bethany Orr naked on more than one occasion.

Excess Flesh is a psychological thriller with two female leads, which has led at least one reviewer to compare it to Single White Female. Well, they weren’t far off, because if there’s one universal constant that must be maintained, it’s that every psychological thriller with female leads needs to have plenty of non-sexual nudity, and it was as true in the 90s as it is now. We see Mary Loveless naked quite a few times in the film. Now there’s something to be said for the fact that none of them shots are particularly lingering or gratuitous, but the magic of scrubbing through frame by frame can get us exactly what we’re after.

We see Mary Loveless nude about as many times as we see her in rather advanced states of undress. Without spoiling too much, the Los Angeles-based actress spends a large portion of the movie as a hostage, with large portions of that having her chained to a wall in her bra and panties and other such geometrically-limited clothing. The boob men might be a bit disappointed since her breasts don’t come into view too often, but the movie makes up for it in a way that, frankly, I’m still not entirely sure is what I think it is. We might get an actual pussy shot from behind, labia visible and all. Might. All you fapping detectives can play around with the color correction in that frame to see if you can confirm anything. It looks convincing enough, but also not clear enough to rule a modesty patch out.

The ass men among you are in for a treat since, pussy lips or not, we see Mary Loveless’ ass in more of her nude scenes than we don’t. The very first nude scene in the film, in fact, has her blacked out on her bed, bare-ass naked and mooning the camera with enough intensity to burn out its CMOS sensor. The next time we see Mary Loveless naked is the scene referred to earlier where her pussy lips may or may not be visible, and then the third time is yet another scene of her unconscious in bed while wearing conveniently no clothing.

For all the boob men waiting to see her tits, you’ll have to wait until the final third of the movie, where we see Mary Loveless topless for the first time as she’s being washed down in a bathtub. Her captor even makes a comment about her having nice nipples, but at this stage, we only see some peeks of areola from the bottom of the screen. It goes without saying I was quite surprised when after all of that teasing, we do indeed see her full tits while she’s struggling against the captor who’s attempting to drown her, being dragged out of the bathtub unconscious (I’m noticing a recurring theme here), and then dragged across a floor, still completely naked, of course.

Due to the fast movements in the topless scenes, there’s a fair bit of blur which washes out the actress’ nipples some, but with the magic of color correction, I’ve managed to salvage a lot of the subtler visual data for a clearer view. Screenshots of all the Mary Loveless nude scenes from Excess Flesh are below.

Amber Heard Nude – The Joneses – Blu ray

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Original post: October 13, 2012

I’ve had a massive crush on her since forever, which made finding out Amber Heard is a lesbian all that much more heartbreaking. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m perfectly aware of the fact that even if she wasn’t gay, I wouldn’t stand a proverb’s chance on the internet of ever landing her… but still. I mean, she has a perfect face, she has a perfect body, and if the somewhat creepy interview with Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear is any indication, she has a pretty solid personality. Meanwhile, here I am spending my Saturday nights helping men I’ve never met masturbate.

Wait, what were we talking about again? Oh, yeah, Amber Heard in The Joneses. Any self-respecting fapper will remember her debut nude scene in Alpha Dog. Yeah, you didn’t see much, but it was certainly moistening. Then came The Informers, the orgasmic offering in which not only are the nude scenes nice and clear, but they also take up most of her screen time. Now we have The Joneses, which – if we’re to resume with the analogy – is the warm, soft cuddle after the deed is done. Sure, the scene is a bit short and kind of dark, but it certainly ain’t something to not be thankful for. Also, she’s a brunette in this film, which automatically scores bonus points with me.

Two notes on quality. If you noticed that the caps and video look slightly different, it’s because the caps have been color corrected to not be so dark. I was going to release the video with the same color correction initially, but it seemed a little too grainy in moving format, so the clip you’re getting is as it appears on the blu-ray. The color-corrected clip is available on demand, if anyone wants it.

The second note is that I’m switching encoding software. I don’t want to bore anyone with technical details, but the most noticeable difference is that I’ll now be encoding the videos in 2 passes rather than a single pass. What this means for you is that the videos will look clearer and take up less space for faster downloads. Also, I’ll be pushing the boundaries of internet porn by making a permanent switch to uber-high bitrate 15 mbps for all 1080p videos, which should actually make a visible difference now with the new encoding.

OK, enough of that. GIF’s on Tumblr; clip and caps below.

Alexis Knapp Nude – Project X – Blu ray

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Original post: September 18, 2012

Looking past the joy of seeing Alexis Knapp nude, Project X is a fantastical dive into the world of (mostly imagined) teenage hedonism. Not that I think much of a spoiler warning is necessary, but – SPOILER – in this film, a high school “loser” throws a massive house party that ends up destroying his entire neighborhood. Far be it from me to be the proverbial party-pooper, but when the main villain of your movie is a guy who has work in the morning and a young baby that can’t sleep because of the hero’s party, I’d say the message has begun to get a bit crass.

But who are we to complain? This movie, after all, happens to feature the first ever glimpse of young actress Alexis Knapp naked, known partly for Couple’s Retreat, but mostly for going out with Ryan Phillippe and having big tits… and in this movie, you see them in their full glory. Well, kinda. You might feel slightly shafted by the blu-ray since, even though it does deliver Alexis Knapp nude in a full 1920 x 1080 image, the very nature of the film is one that is recorded with a camcorder, so the picture quality isn’t that great.

Of course, existent is better than nothing, and this is the only Alexis Knapp sex scene you’re going to find no matter how hard you look. The actress hadn’t done one before and probably won’t do one again, citing “moral issues”. Anyway, this one is done and there ain’t no taking that back now. You can find the great Alexis Knapp nude scene from Project X below. The caps have now been updated with newer color-corrected incarnations which give us a brighter and clearer view of the actress’ gorgeous boobies with minimal loss of quality. Enjoy, subscribe to the feed, tell your friends, do whatever you gotta do.

Carey Mulligan Nude – Shame – Blu ray

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Original post: August 29, 2012

Fun fact: Shame is the second highest-grossing film with an NC-17 rating in history, narrowly missing Showgirls’ haul by only a few million. But considering the former’s critical acclaim against the universal panning of the latter, I think it’s clear who the real winner is. The rating isn’t coincidental either. This film has a lot of nudity. Apart from the film’s many female nude scenes, the director also dedicated an uncomfortable amount of screen time to Michael Fassbender’s cock.

The most prominent nude scene in the film that doesn’t include penises is Carey Mulligan’s. You may know her as Kitty Bennet from 2005′s Pride and Prejudice, or failing that, as the ex-girlfriend of Shia LaBeouf, who as we recently learned is no stranger to full frontal nude scenes himself. In spite of being so surrounded by constantly naked A-listers, Carey delivers a solid nude scene herself, and at that, one that graciously saves this film from being 2 hours of Michael Fassbender fanservice.

Caps and clip of this scene are below, and you can check out the GIFs here.

Nicky Whelan Nude – Hall Pass – Blu ray

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Original post: August 18, 2012

Somehow, the Owen Wilson film Hall Pass slipped under my radar when it was released in 2011, but after recently hearing many great things and requests regarding the nude scene therein, I decided to get my hands on it. Now normally I’d be complaining about having to sit through one and a half hours of film before getting to half a minute of nudity, but I actually found myself captivated enough to not feel the time. The original script and sharp writing are refreshing against the landscape of remakes, sequels and adaptations that Hollywood is so saturated with these days.

Nicky Whelan – or, as she will doubtless be known as in many circles, “the Aussie in Hall Pass” – does both her career and lonely basement-dwelling men a huge favor in doing this, her first ever nude scene. Previously a television host and actress in her native Australia, she’s had a few American credits under her belt – most notably Halloween II and Scrubs – and now further completes the line-up by baring her mesmerizing melons for the camera. Next up: full frontal, we hope.

Clip and caps are available below and have been captured and encoded in 15 mbps from the blu-ray.