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Original post: April 26, 2012
HBO and Sasha Grey team up to try to bring back the bush, and I, for one, wholeheartedly support their full-frontal efforts.
I’m hoping to get the Blu-ray version soon for better caps, but for now, here are the clip and shots from the 720p HDTV stream.
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Original post: April 19, 2012
If you’ve been watching AMC’s The Walking Dead, and you’re as much a social butterfly as I am, then the first thing you probably did after Season 2′s opening episode was go to Google and type in “magi green teh walkind dead noodz”. If the story sounds familiar so far, then you were probably also devastated by the fact that there were no results.
The first spike in Lauren Cohan fap fantasies started in 2007 with her role in Season 3 of The CW’s Supernatural, and similar frustrations were had. The most curious part of this all is that there actually has been a nude scene all along… kinda.
Anyone who’s watched the painfully formulaic college film that is Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj will remember a scene with a pillow as well as how much they wished that pillow wasn’t there. Well, turns out that if you do a frame-by-frame scan, the pillow isn’t covering the goods 100% of the time. Observe…
See! That’s, like, 5 pixels!
Most regrettable, of course, is the fact that this film has not yet been released for Blu-ray, so the best I could get is from the DVD release, which is in a rather piddly 853 x 480 resolution. Here is the clip, the shots from the GIF one by one, and few more from the scene. Also, don’t forget the bonus GIFset on the official Tumblr. [RIP official Tumblr]
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Original post: April 17, 2012
There are only three things you need to know about The Informers – Amber Heard is in it, she’s naked in most of her scenes, and a Flock of Seagulls song plays through one of them. All further discussion is futile.
Caps are from the Blu-ray disc and are in a wider 1920 x 800. Video clip of this scene will be up in a few days.
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Original post: April 16, 2012
That’s what you’re missing out on if you haven’t been watching HBO’s Game of Thrones.
Admittedly a bit of a spoiler since this is the last scene of the last episode of Season 1, but its inclusion is necessary as it is, hands down, the greatest 30 seconds of the series thus far. Because bewbs obviously weren’t enough for the valiant producers, if you didn’t notice it already, this scene also comes with a dragon. A fucking dragon!
Since the series started in the Spring of 2011, actress Emilia Clarke – previously only known for the horrendous Syfy film, Triassic Attack – has been stealing the hearts of nerds, fanboys and other lonely fappers worldwide with her innocent charm and copious “tasteful” nude scenes.
Caps and clip are taken from the Blu-ray release of Season 1 and are in crisp 1920 x 1080.
I still think about Natalie Dormer naked in Game of Thrones a lot. Falling asleep at night, I think of her naked. Bored at work, I think of her naked. Carrying a coffin at a loved one’s funeral, Natalie Dormer’s nude scene is playing out in from of my eyes. It’s like an obsession. This is quite possible my most treasured nude scene. It goes without saying my dick got more than a few flutters of blood pressure when the 4K UHD blu ray for Season 2 of Game of Thrones came out. The discerning among you will notice that the quality doens’t quite scale up as well compared to a normal 1080p blu ray, largely due to the H.265 codec not being quite as robust at the finest detail as H.264 was, but there is more detail in the 4K nonetheless.
Game of Thrones nude scenes are about a dime a dozen. At the same time, it’s no secret that the largest part of them were frontloaded into the first season. Indeed, Season 1 had a nude scene just about every episode, and half of the were from Emilia Clarke, who, as we know, was in the role of Daenerys Targaryen, a major character. In fact, she was probably the most major character, and she had her tits out in half the episodes. Then Season 2 began, and it was mostly over. It’s for that reason that Natalie Dormer’s introduction in the same season and the nude scene that followed were such welcome additions to the show. Unfortunately, this was the first and last on-screen nudity from her in the show. But enough negativity.
The first time we see Natalie Dormer nude in Game of Thrones is when she corners her gay husband Renly in a tent and undoes her dress, opening it up from the front, and letting it fall to the ground. Margaery Tyrell is aware that Renly is only into dudes at this point, so she’s very clearly flashing her tits to the audience, not to him. It’s logically inconsistent, but HBO do need to squeeze in the nudity one way or another, and they’re not going to let a passionless marriage of convenience stop them.
The rest of the scene plays out with Natalie Dormer topless throughout. It’s actually a marvel of good cinematography as far as fapping is concerned. We basically get a full front quadrant of boobage, from front on titty shots all the way to the very fappable sideboob. There’s even a point where the camera pans down from Margaery’s face to her crotch (while she’s topless, of course). Unfortunately, this movement is too quick, and even at very high-bitrate encoding, there’s a blur that was captured by the original camera and therefore impossible to overcome.
There is a sort of kind of Natalie Dormer sex scene in a later season where she’s getting it on with Tommen Baratheon, but, true to form for HBO past a first season, there’s no visible nudity in it. Even though she’s not quite Eva Green-tier in her nudity, there are still other films and shows to see Natalie Dormer naked in, including The Tudors, The Fades, Rush, The Scandalous Lady W, In Darkness, and if you think you can beat off to a minimal-resolution, black-and-white, rear shot of a woman who may or may not even be Natalie Dormer, Picnic at Hanging Rock. Overwhelmed? Then ignore all of that and enjoy Natalie Dormer nude in Game of Thrones below.
