2010s Nude Scenes in Film and Television - Page 5

Morfydd Clark Naked – Saint Maud – Blu ray

If you’re reading this in 2022, there’s an almost 100% chance that the reason you’re seeking out pictures of Morfydd Clark naked is because you are either watching or have been made aware of the existence of The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power. The Welsh actress plays the elf Galadriel, previous played by Cate Blanchett in the Peter Jackson Lord of the Rings film trilogy. There is some indication that Amazon will be treating us to the first (hopefully full) frontal Morfydd Clark nude scene in The Rings of Power, but as I write, the first two episodes are out, and the only thing we’ve seen is a wet dressing gown with what are almost certainly digitally removed nipples. Sad.

And that brings us around to Saint Maud. Saint Maud is a Channel 4 co-production, which is usually a good start when you’re after something with unnecessary and gratuitous female nudity, even with their reality shows. Now don’t get too excited because the nudity in Saint Maud is actually quite limited. Without sounding like a snob, normally I wouldn’t cover a nude scenes with this level of tameness, but unfortunately, the movie contains the only Morfydd Clark nude scenes in existence (so far). I really did try very hard to get as much as I could out of it. I scrubbed through a few scenes where it looked like she was wearing topless and we were seeing a very heavily in-shadow sideboob and some more where we might have been getting hints of nips during deep downblouses. I’m sorry to say she is wearing a bra or some other type of top in all of these scenes.

Where we do genuinely see Morfydd Clarke nude in Saint Maud is in two separate scenes. The first is a sex scene in which she is very frustratingly wearing a top. The good news is that we see a good bit of her ass. The other good news is that her top is very loose, so if you can take your eyes off of her ass crack, you can see her tits flapping around wildly as she rides her obese date cowgirl style. The second nude scene has her taking a shower. Like some sort of punished child, she’s facing the wall the entire time, so all the camera catches is her ass, but boy oh boy, what a delicious bottom it is. No connection to nudity, but it would be remiss of me if I didn’t mention that in the same way that Son of Sam was ordered to kill by a neighbor’s dog, Saint Maud has the murderous animal role filled by a Welsh beetle (or perhaps a very fat cockroach). Oh, sorry, spoiler alert and all that. Enjoy Morfydd Clark nude in the only time of her career below, lovingly captured and color corrected from 2019’s Saint Maud.

Vanina Arias Naked – Death Race 4: Beyond Anarchy – Blu ray

I love the Death Race franchise like you wouldn’t believe, and this scattering of scenes featuring Vanina Arias naked for the only time in her career is just scratching the surface as to why. I don’t know whether the series has just embraced the camp vibe it’s been associated with or whether it was always meant to be just as camp, but it sure fits the bill, and what better way to embrace the camp action film air than with tons of gratuitous nudity? Admittedly, the individual films vary on exactly how much nudity they have, whom it’s by, and how graphic it is, but the good news for you, dear fapper, is that Death Race 4: Beyond Anarchy is the shining jewel of the lot in that regard.

When any of the female characters are on screen, they’re probably naked more often than they’re not. Well, that’s true of the ones that do have nude scenes, at least. A few (operative word: few) of the characters don’t, but if you’re worried that it’s going to be all extras and no stars, think again. The primary female antagonist, Carley, who is played by the gorgeous Lucy Aarden, not only has a nude scene, not only does she have multiple nude scene, but one of her nude scenes hold the honor of being among the most explicit full frontal nude scenes I have ever seen a serious actress do. I’m talking about inner labia, lads.

As for the context in which we see Vanina Arias nude, this is a Death Race movie so there is none. But who’s complaining. Vanina plays El Carino (which I understand is Spanish for “the titty”), who hangs around Danny Trejo topless while he watches TV, as one does. If that sentence didn’t make it clear as to whether that’s Danny Trejo topless or Vanina Arias topless, the answer is both. It’s fine. Just go with it. It’s Death Race.

Sarah Snook Naked – Not Suitable for Children – Blu ray

Finding footage of Sarah Snook naked is like digging for gold. It’s difficult and often fruitless, but incredibly easy if you know exactly where to look. That where in this case is the Australian film Not Suitable for Children, which came out in 2012 to not a whole lot of international fanfare. This was relatively early in the Australian actress’ career, so it’s not surprising both that it slips under the radar so often and that the nude scene happened in the first place. It’s always easy to get your tits out on camera if you assume no one’s going to see them, I suppose. Incidentally, while I did watch this movie to see the only (proper) Sarah Snook nude scene in existence, the movie also contains a very short scene from Kathryn Beck in which she flashes her left boob. This was the first and last nude scene of her career as well.

Something that I’ve always found a bit frustrating with trying to find pics of Sarah Snook naked in any film that she’s done is that she seems to absolutely love the art of the tease. We can lead with the obvious and bring up her cornucopia of sex and shower scenes in another Australian offering, 2015’s The Beautiful Lie. In that miniseries, it’s all lead-on and no pay-off as no matter how many times we sort of kind of technically have Sarah Snook naked on the screen, through a combination of devilish camera angles and props, no nudity is actually visible. Some might consider the scenes as including sideboob, but as I’ve mused before, sideboob without nipple is just no sideboob at all.

The pain of the ever-elusive Sarah Snook nude appearance digs deeper still, however. Try to count in how many movies the Adelaide native has appeared in some type of outfit where you’re sure a nude scene is just around the corner. Now it might just have been your blue balls thinking it, but they would have remained blue and incorrect. For example, who could forget that infamous bath scene in Jessabelle? It’s the one where she’s taking a bath in a full complement of underclothing. I don’t just mean bra and panties. I mean she’s wearing shorts and a tank top as well. While taking a bath. She then flails around while completely wet for a while, but again, you see absolutely nothing because she is – to all intents and purposes – fully clothed.

It really had gotten to the point that I’d assumed that we’d never see Sarah Snook topless. Although to be fair, so much of that was my own laziness. I had gotten it into my head that she carries a no nudity clause with her wherever she goes, one evidently strong enough that even any bath scenes have her dressed in multiple layers, and so there would be no point in digging deeper. And then I really wanted a good fap to her after watching Predestination again, so I dug deeper anyway. This was when I uncovered the treasure trove that is Not Suitable for Children. The scenes are dark, it’s true, but they do include multiple clear nipple shots, some of which aren’t even blurred.

The first Sarah Snook sex scene in the comedy takes place just shy of an hour into it, and she wears her bra throughout. At this stage, I obviously thought this would be just like all of her other non-nude sex scenes. Par for the course, right? Wrong, because the next time we see her nude, she’s not wearing a bra but is instead a tiny lump of pixels in a reflection. Getting better. The time after that, she’s a bigger part of the screen but out of focus. Warmer. Then finally we get it – the nude scene so many of us have been waiting for for so long, and in all this time, it had been sitting right under our noses. The color correction on this was a bit of a nightmare since a lot of the shots were really dark, but I reckon I’ve given them a much needed boost anyway, so enjoy the gallery of Sarah Snook naked in Not Suitable for Children below.

Kathryn Beck Naked – Not Suitable for Children – Blu ray

The first time I thought I was going to see Kathryn Beck naked was in the Australian apocalypse masterpiece These Final Hours, which incidentally also co-stars Sarah Snook, as this one does. That nude scene did not materialize in spite of the tease, and although I didn’t look it up at the time, back then, Not Suitable for Children was the feature that housed the only Kathryn Beck nude scene in existence, and it continues to hold that honor still today. Incidentally, it also contains the only Sarah Snook nude scene in existence.

I’m not going to lie – this nude scene is really short. It’s so short that are exactly 15 frames where Kathryn’s right nipple is visible. Or to phrase it another way, there is so little nudity from the Australian actress, that the gallery at the bottom of this post contains literally every single frame of visible nudity. That said, being the only nude scene that she’s done, whether you were following Kathryn Beck as Lily Nelson on Home and Away, Gemma Reeves on Neighbours, or Sky Pierson on Wentworth (which by the way has shockingly few nude scenes for a series about women in prison), then you will relish all 15 frames of nudes like a thirsty man cherishes 15 drops of water.

So in what context do we get all three fifths of a second of Kathryn Beck nude in Not Suitable for Children? She plays the much loved character of Stalker Becky. When the man she is stalking, played by none other than Jason Stackhouse, comes to visit her for sex, she flashes her right boob at him while standing up on a communal stairwell in her apartment building. She then turns him down for sex, but hey at least he (and everyone else who watched the move) got a tit flash out of it. Enjoy the gallery below, which consists literally every frame in existence of Kathryn Beck naked.

Ruby Rose Naked – Orange Is the New Black – Blu ray

Orange Is the New Black is not the only place where we can see Ruby Rose naked, but I can say with utmost confidence that it is the best. The only thing that would make this nude scene better would be if it was in 4K. “So why didn’t you capture it in 4K, then?” I hear you ask. Believe me, I spent a lot of time scratching my head before I figured out why I couldn’t get this episode to stream in 4K when Orange Is the New Black did have the very important Ultra HD tag in Netflix. The answer is that the series only began to be shot in 4K (or with cameras that would be suitable for a final 4K output) from Season 5 onward. The episode with the only Ruby Rose nude scene is, regrettably, in Season 3, which means that not only is there no UHD footage available for it at the moment, but there also never will be.

As for other offering from film and television where we have seen Ruby Rose nude, the only one is 2013’s Around The Block, a film from the actress’ native country of Australia in which she has a lesbian sex scene with Christina Ricci. Grown Wednesday Addams doesn’t get nude during that sex scene, but don’t worry about that – we see her plenty naked in the fapper’s paradise known as After.Life. As for our gay icon, her right breast makes an appearance during the steamy acts of lesbianism, but the scene is dark, most of her face isn’t in shot, just about the entirety of the rest of her body isn’t on screen either, and it’s just overall not a very fappable scene.

There have been a number of photoshoots from which pics of Ruby Rose nude have been published, but every true celebrity nude scene fapper knows that it’s never the same as in a good movie or series. And now that we’ve gotten through alternative nude scenes, I quickly want to touch on alternative Rubies to clear any confusion. If you are hear looking for nudes of Rubi Rose, rapper from Lexington, Kentucky, you’re in the wrong place. Similarly, you might be trying to find information about Ruby Rose Turner, the 16-year-old actress, model, singer, dancer, and decorated United States Marine Corps commando. Even though the spelling there is the same, this is not the same Ruby Rose. Our one is Ruby Rose Langenheim, and no, the German name is no coincidence, since Ruby is the great-granddaughter of Ellen Bang, a German actress whose career spans predominantly from 1934 to 1945, with only four films outside of that. Make of that what you will.

Now that we’ve spent far more time on overhead than was truly necessary, let’s get straight to Ruby Rose topless, tits wide and open on show in a women’s prison shower for a solid minute in the night episode of the third season of Orange Is the New Black, titled Where My Dreidel At. If you’re planning on making a comment about that episode title being culturally insensitive, I’d like to remind you that an earlier episode from the same season is titled Ching Chong Chang, which incidentally contains a pretty good nude scene from Taylor Schilling herself. 2015 was a different time. Bless.

Pretty much par for the course for Netflix, but there is no full frontal nudity in this episode, although we do get a great lingering shot of Ruby Rose’s ass as she walks away at the end. This one is mostly out the for the tit men, though. And what a great pair of boobs they are. Makes it all that much more confusing that she has such a challenging relationship with them. Then again, you have that video of her wearing a strap-on, so… Thought now I think about it, would I submit myself to getting pegged by the former MTV heartthrob just so that I could tell the story? Maybe. Offer’s out there, Ruby. You know how to reach me. For everyone else, enjoy the gallery of Ruby Rose naked from Orange Is the New Black.