2010s Nude Scenes in Film and Television - Page 6

Charisma Carpenter Naked – Bound – Blu ray

What is there to say about 2015’s Bound other than that it has cemented itself in cinematic history by being the first and only feature in which we can see Charisma Carpenter naked? Quite a lot, actually. For starters, Bound was written and directed by Jared Cohn, who deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom for his work in trying to bring back the women-in-prison genre, first with the unfortunately named 17 & Life: Jailbait, which came out the year before Bound, and 2017’s Locked Up, which might actually quite possibly be a candidate for the best women-in-prison film of all time. I think we can clearly establish that Jared Cohn knows how to do whips and chains. He also knows how to pick a damn good soundtrack, but that’s by the by.

The other thing to say about Bound is that it gave use our first ever view of Charisma Carpenter’s boobs in video. So why is it relevant that the Charisma Carpenter nude debut is not the first time we’ve seen her naked, just the first time we’ve seen her naked in motion? It’s relevant because it gives us a little more insight into a question that people have been asking since the mid-00s: Has Charisma Carpenter had a boob job? A lot of people have been saying that her tits have gotten bigger since she played Cordelia Chase in Buffy the Vampire Slayer and later in Angel. They’re very obviously correct, but most people have assumed that the reason behind this is that the actress had gotten plastic surgery for it, but I’m not 100% convinced.

I kind of was, to be fair, but watching Charisma Carpenter nude in Bound has made me rethink that position. The shape of her breasts seems very natural, even in movement. I’m not seeing any obvious silicon secondary shaping. There also aren’t any surgery scars around her nipples, in the armpits, or at the bottoms of her boobs. And speaking of nipples, her nipple placement is very natural rather than too high for the large size, which is often a telltale sign of breast augmentation surgery. I tried to do some research on the topic, but every single source that indicates that Charisma Carpenter’s breasts are fake bases it on absolutely no hard evidence. Not even any soft evidence, really. It’s just a whole lot of “dude, trust me.” I tried to find any interviews where the actress has talked about it herself, but absolutely nothing came up. That said, there is one shot – the one where she’s lying down on her back on the bed – where her titties look a little sus, but what I can say is that if this is a boob job (which is possible), then it might be one of – if not the – best boob jobs I’ve ever seen.

So now that you’ve also seen Charisma Carpenter topless in motion, what do you think? Silicone or natural? Let everyone know by dropping a comment at the bottom of this post, or alternatively, if you have any information that gives credence to one theory or the other, shoot me a message via the contact page or hit me up on the official Twitter. And now to get to the movie itself. Bound is produced by The Asylum. The Asylum is famed for making mockbusters, films that capitalize on the popularity and marketing pushes of other films. Bound came out a month before the Fifty Shades of Grey film, which had been all over the news in the years preceding its production. If you can’t quite figure out where this is going yet, Bound is a BDSM-themed film. Yes, your 90s TV darling is starring naked in a movie about whipping, spanking, and bondage. I bet teenage you never saw this coming.

The film straight up opens with a Charisma Carpenter sex scene. She’s shooting a very awkward glance at the camera as a dude is on top of her, ploughing away. He then rolls off, giving us a second or less of the Buffy actress’ naked body. There’s another sex scene at the end that is quite standard, but the rest of her nude scenes in the film involve her being bound (no false advertising in the film title there) and sexed up by a different dude, usually while all sorts of whips and paddles appear, but never in any action shots. There are other sites for that, I suppose. I’ve gone through and laboriously pulled out every shot of Charisma Carpenter naked in Bound, so unzip those trousers and enjoy all of that below.

Jennifer Lawrence Naked – Red Sparrow – 4K Blu ray

I can’t possibly tell you how long this post showcasing Jennifer Lawrence naked in Red Sparrow has been in the works. It might literally have surpassed half a year. Like the Aisling Knight post, this is one where I never end up fully satisfied with the color correction and revisit it every month or two to touch it up. I thought the time had come for this one. I’ve been working on it yesterday and today, and while I don’t think I’ve achieved any sort of perfection nor anything even close here, I’ve been staring at different arrangements of J-Law’s tits for so long now that I reckon it’s time to settle on a final result and unleash it on the world.

This release kind of accidentally ended up being timed with a bit even in Jennifer Lawrence’s life too. She welcomed her first baby recently, thought she allegedly was pregnant leading up to that, so I doubt this came as a surprise to anyone other than me, because it’s been that long since I’ve kept up. And speaking of falling behind, I also finally watched the coincidentally appropriately titled Mother! today. For a look behind the curtain, I was planning to cover Jennifer Lawrence’s nude scenes in Mother! today as a sort of entrée for this post, the big one, on Sunday. The nude scenes in Mother! were going to be the starter because I’d always heard that they were quite brief. That turned out to be truer than I could ever have guessed.

We see Jennifer Lawrence nude in Mother! for no more than a handful of frames. And even then, she’s moving really fast, so the goods aren’t crystal clear. And even then, “the goods” consists of her nips that peek out from above the neckline of her top. She might as well be covered in a burqa outside of that. Now, I haven’t been living under a rock. I had heard that for her nude debut, Jennifer Lawrence’s nude scene in Mother! was quite underwhelming. I just couldn’t have imagined how underwhelming it could be. It was so brief, that the first shot came and went, and I wasn’t even sure whether I saw anything. I actually had to go back and scrub through frame by frame in VLC to confirm that a nipple did indeed appear.

As underwhelming as that must have been back in 2017, only a year later, we all got treated to some proper shots of Jennifer Lawrence topless when Red Sparrow came out. In it, she plays a Russian ballerina that breaks her ankle when Wile E. Coyote spreads Acme chicken grease over her stage and then gets recruited as an FSB agent – J-Law, that is, not Wile E. Coyote. Then she goes to Budapest to gun down students protesting against Soviet control. Then the movie bleeds into Bridge of Spies for a bit before… see, so much time has passed since I began working on the color correction, that I don’t even remember what the movie was about. The only reminder I get is every time I work on it and just stare at Jennifer Lawrence’s boobs a lot. Speaking of, I’m happy to say we get treated to them at many an angle, from sideboob to frontal and everything in between.

We also get to see the mythical Jennifer Lawrence pussy. I know what you’re thinking. “We already so that during the original Fappening when all the Jennifer Lawrence leaked nudes were all over the internet.” True, but this is different for two reasons. The first reason is that it’s part of a movie rather than a leaked private photo that no one was meant to see. The second reason is that it doesn’t seem like anyone was actually meant to see her pussy lips in Red Sparrow, unlike her hacked nudes that someone was supposed to see (although I’m sure she never intended for it to be the whole internet). I hummed and hawed over whether to give this post the coveted Unscripted Nudity tag, and in the end, I decided to do so on the basis of IMDB suggesting that J-Law’s genitals do not appear in the movie.

In the last nude scene of Red Sparrow, we get to see Jennifer Lawrence tortured nude during an extended enhanced interrogation in some Russian military prison or FSB black site or Vkusno i tochka training ground or something. Again, it’s been a while since I watched the film. The memories aren’t as clear. If the context of this scene was in isolation, I would put it down to the theme of the movie. What I find strange, after watching Mother! for the first time today, is that J-Law has done nude scenes in only two movies in her entire career, and in both of them, she’s being tortured during her nude scenes. Does Jennifer Lawrence have some sort of BDSM fetish? Is she a (not so) secret masochist? Is her next nude scene going to be filmed on a Kink.com porn set?

Normally I’d throw out at least a token comment on what parts of the movie are enjoyable, but (and I promise this is the last time I’m going to bring it up) I just don’t remember much of it. What I can tell you, though, is that if nothing else, it’s definitely worth watching just for the Jennifer Lawrence nudes. And if you want a bit more, there are plenty of lewd scenes as well, in which she’s not naked enough to count as a nude scene but is naked enough to elicit some faps from the viewers, and really, what more could you ask for. Now go on and enjoy all the nude scenes with Jennifer Lawrence naked in Red Sparrow.

Erin Moriarty Naked – Driven – Blu ray

I have been waiting three goddamn seasons to see Erin Moriarty naked as Starlight in The Boys, and still nothing. We got a sort of tease two episodes ago when Hughie teleports her, which of course means that her clothes have to stay behind, but even then, the post-teleportation shots are from so far away that you can’t tell whether she is actually naked or wearing a skin suit or even whether that’s her or a stunt or body double. While we did get thrown a treat by having a sort-of nude scene from Katy Breier in the last episode, we have similarly still had nothing from Dominique McElligott’s Queen Maeve.

But even though we are still waiting to see Annie January nude, it doesn’t all have to be doom and gloom and blue balls. You see, it is admittedly easy to fall into the trap of assuming that Erin Moriarty has some sort of no nudity clause wherever she goes, but one doesn’t need to dig too far to find the exception. Yes, it is one, single, lone exception, but in assessing the binary question of do Erin Moriarty nudes exist, it flips the answer from a no to a yes. In fact, if you exclude the film’s release and subsequent showing at the 75th Venice International Film Festival and 2018 Toronto International Film Festival, respectively, then it was released to general audiences almost a full month after the first episode of The Boys aired on Amazon. I’m talking, of course, about the Nick Hamm film, Driven. Why mention Nick Hamm, you ask? Well, he is responsible for directing the episode of BBC’s The Play on One that features one of the earliest nude scenes by Catherine Zeta-Jones.

So in what context do we get the one and only Erin Moriarty nude scene in existence? Well, like every good drug dealer’s whore in the 1970s, her character, Katy Connors, is crashing a party hosted by John DeLorean while high on a mixture of cocaine and angel dust. She then goes into DeLorean’s bedroom to try on his wife’s clothes, but however will she be able to try on those tight, skimpy dresses when she is already dressed herself? Yep, that simple. Thank you once again, Nick Hamm, for finding just the right reason to get the actresses that no one else can get to get naked to do nude scenes.

The first glimpse we get of Erin Moriarty topless is when she’s walking away from the camera and turning to her right. She is already partly undressed at this point, wearing no pants and with her top hanging loose. We get a great, albeit brief, view of her ass with her panties ridden up here, and we also see a few pixels of nipple as we get the sideboob showing from under her loose top. You would be forgiven if you thought that this was only a tease and there was going to be no more, but you would also be wrong. The next few shots are taken from the front, and she pulls her top right down, showing her breasts in all their glory.

We see Erin Moriarty’s tits in a few shots as she’s getting undressed and dressed. This includes a shot in a mirror. Yes, the image there is unsurprisingly tiny, but if you’d been focusing all of your attention during that shot on her sideboob, then you would be very pleasantly surprised when you look across the screen to see it includes yet another shot from the front. Also, big bonus: this nude scene is from before Erin Moriarty had plastic surgery (obligatory “allegedly”), so we get to enjoy seeing her in all her natural feminine beauty, kind of like how we recently got to enjoy Emma Thompson in all her unblemished beauty. Too much to work with? No worries. Enjoy the color corrected screen captures of Erin Moriarty naked in Driven below.

Millie Brown Naked – Pendulum – HD Stream

This post is about Millie Brown naked. For any faceblind fappers who are here to see Millie Bobby Brown naked, take a step back and reassess the situation. I don’t want to rain on your parade, but we’re just not there yet. That said, Part 2 of Season 4 of Stranger Things is coming out on Netflix tomorrow, so for all I know, in only a few hours, Eleven will be doing full frontal pole dancing at the Hawkins Lab cantina and the first ever Millie Bobby Brown nude scene will be released to the world. I jest, of course. Netflix are known for their almost schizophrenic but mostly hesitant position on nude scenes in their movies and shows. Honorable mention goes out to Bloodline, the Netflix show that gave us a glorious full frontal nude scene from Andrea Riseborough.

But let’s not get too carried away on tangents. For those who are not aware of who this Millie Brown is, she’s a performance artist originally out of London but currently based in Los Angeles. She is probably most well known for her collaborations with Lady Gaga, which include rubbing their pussies together on stage while scantily clad and riding a mechanical bull. Yeah, I don’t know either, but this kind of performance art at least gives us tons of nudity to rave about, and Lady Gaga is no stranger to that even when collaborating with others. I assume everyone remembers Lady Gaga shambling blindfolded and nude through the woods in The Abramovich Method. Yes, that Marina Abramovich.

Millie Brown knows that the main way to get performance art right is for it all to be done completely nude. Pendulum is no exception to this. When the video starts, she has already undressed completely and is standing in the middle of a hangar or warehouse or something, surrounded by a bunch of clothed dudes. If you can’t guess from the title, she ends up turning herself into a sort of human pendulum. She gets suspended by her feet and hangs from the ceiling while paint gets dripped all over her. She then swings around, and the paint drips off of her onto the canvas underneath. The results is obviously a painting with precision and virtuosity to rival even the Dutch Masters (the painters, not the drug addicts, although…).

The line between performance art and porn blurs ever so slightly as Millie Brown gets tied up in Kinbaku or Shibari or whatever that style of Japanese rope bondage is called. Either way, I’ve seen enough Japanese pornos to understand the implications. That said, I don’t mind how absolutely silent the performance artist is throughout the whole video. I never could get into that whining in Japanese porn. Is it meant to be erotic or is it meant to remind fappers of what they’ll have to listen to if they forget to buy milk on the way home from work? I don’t mind a good Japanese nude scene – and God knows Flower and Snake Zero is one of my favorite films to beat off to – but that crying and whining, man. Just why?

I’m really going to stop going off on tangents now so that we can focus on Millie Brown’s boobs. I’ve clipped just a few shots from the video for the sake of brevity. If you want to see the full thing, it’s available in all its glory at on Nowness and so is some of her other work. That’s all. Now stop reading this drivel and go fap.

Sandra Von Ruffin Naked – The Penal Colony – HD Stream

Normally this is where I’d make a comment on how rare it is or isn’t that the feature in the post, in this case, The Penal Colony, contains Sandra Von Ruffin naked, but I’m at a bit of a disadvantage in this situation. Sandra is a German actress, which is really cool, except for the part where her career seems to be constrained almost entirely within her native country, which makes it very difficult for me to do my research. As with most languages, my proficiency of German ends with the swear words. It’s true that Sandra did have a small role in Chalet Girl, which is, of course, famous for containing the closest to a Felicity Jones nude scene in existence, but that was over a decade ago.

Then, of course, we have this delightfully bright and optimistic short film about the abuses and other mistreatments of political prisoners in women’s penal colonies in Russia, though even here, I suspect Sandra’s presence is less to do with her taking an international approach to her career and more to do with it being filmed in her mother’s native country of Greece. I guess what I’m trying to say is if any German friends want to correct anything in this post or fill in some gaps – for example, regarding whether she has done any other nude scenes, because I haven’t found any – do reach out. You know how to do it. Comments below, contact form, or at the faptastic official Twitter account.

So just how explicit is the Sandra Von Ruffin nude scene in The Penal Colony? Well, if you saw the earlier post for Mariana Novak’s nude scene in the same short, then you know that the filmmakers had no reservations about getting their actresses completely naked. However, you may have also noticed that Mariana Novak herself, as the main star, isn’t shown quite so graphically. Yes, technically her pussy is on the screen, labia and all, but between her distance, the steam and spray of the overhead showers, and other actresses moving in front of her, it’s not the most fappable shot of her. When she does get a better look from the camera, it is unfortunately from the waist up.

If you’ve come here looking for Sandra Von Ruffin nackt (OK, I lied about only knowing the curse words), don’t be disappointed. You’ve probably already seen the images unless you are blind and using a screen reader (in which case, I commend you for coming here just to masturbate to my inane commentary), but if you haven’t, we do get a full frontal from the German actress. The context is that Sandra plays an inmate in a Russian prison, and like every good women-in-prison film, there has to be an excuse to get her naked. In her case, she was working too slowly, so the capos make her get up, get completely undressed in front of everyone else (and, of course, the camera), and continue working in the nude. The scene is just over 2 minutes long, so by no means is it a quick flash with little payoff.

If you’re after something where you can see plenty of naked women in prison, the full short is available to watch on the filmmaker’s Vimeo. I must say, even though most had just accepted that the genre was dead from about the late 70s, I’m really glad that there have been so many efforts to bring it back. Some have been very serious productions like this one, which deals with the political imprisonment of Pussy Riot members, while others, like The Way with Eli Jane, have been more… let’s say “traditional” approaches to the genre. We’ve run out of time for a full analytical breakdown, so I’m just going to leave you to fap to a completely nude Sandra Von Ruffin instead.