2020s Nude Scenes in Film and Television - Page 9

Eli Jane Naked – The Way – HD Stream

If you’re wondering whether The Way is the only film in which you can see Eli Jane naked, the answer is no… but really yes. Technically, her titties appear for about a second in The Telling, a 2009 film that I haven’t watched, but from what I know about it, seems like it shouldn’t exist. So what’s the problem? Well, we don’t really see Eli Jane’s face in that movie. No, she doesn’t play an extra. Worse. Her role was as a body double for Bridget Marquardt. Yes, that Bridget Marquardt. Why someone who’s job it is to get completely naked for every photoshoot needs a body double is a conundrum I’ve not been able to unravel, but here we are anyway.

I suppose with prior renowned roles as “Café Waitress,” “Bank teller,” and “Girlfriend,” it’s not difficult to see why doing a nude scene without face and name recognition became a viable option, although to be fair, the last of those mentioned roles was in the music video for Leona Lewis’ Bleeding Love. Said music video was also her second role of all time, the first being as Axis Sally in the TV ad for Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway. This eclectic selection of roles is rounded off by the music video for Alice in Chains’ Hollow. Just to be clear, I’m not mocking her career. OK, I am, but I’m not mocking her. On the contrary, I thought her performance in The Way was really good and showed lots of range.

Another thing it showed was a whole lot of Eli Jane nude. I don’t mean in terms of time or quantity of scenes; there were only two of them, and they were quite short. I’m talking more in terms of square inches of skin shown. Now, I don’t know what the number actually is, but I know it’s equivalent to every square inch she has. Yes, in her first nude scene, Eli Jane is completely naked. Full frontal, boobs, ass, legs (if you’re a time traveller from the 1940s), feet (if you’re one of those people) – whatever you want to see, the movie’s got you covered. In the scene, her character, Jane Arcs, a death row inmate with a heart of gold, gets strip searched before her execution because… reasons. Not gonna lie, I’m a bit peeved that there are prison bars between her and the camera, but nothing is concealed throughout, so it’s ignorable.

Later in the film, there’s an Eli Jane sex scene between her character and a prison officer who is also her boyfriend on the sly. No full frontal this time, but we do get a nice close shot of her sideboob across a broad range of arm configurations, which is actually quite important in what angle and shape of boob you get to see. Also, there are no metal bars in the way this time. The scene is a bit dark, but with the eternal magic of color correction, I’ve gotten the material to where it needs to be for visibility.

I do have to say, the setting of the prison, strip search, jailhouse catfights – they all evoke a much earlier era, one where women in prison films were significantly more commonplace. I mean, all this movie was missing was for a fight to happen in the showers, or indeed any shower scene, but on the whole, I am glad to see the women in prison genre slowly coming back. Hopefully we get more offering in the near future, and if they’re from other Iranian directors, then no complaints from me. The Way does not, as I write, have a blu ray release, so in the meantime, enjoy the screencaps from the HD stream of the Eli Jane nude scenes from the film below.

Agnes Born Naked – The Witcher – 4K Stream

Agnes Born naked was a nice way to kick off the new season of The Witcher. The first season of the show was surprisingly satisfying in terms of the nudity offered. Netflix shows tend to tone the titties down to protect their very specific, media-friendly image, but they sidestepped that successfully with The Witcher. Until this season. Yes, it’s true. The show follows Game of Thrones rules, where most of the nude scenes are front-loaded into the first season, and then it’s all dry deserts and blue balls after.

Nonetheless, they were kind enough to offer us Norwegian actress Agnes Born naked in the first episode, and she was an absolute treat. I was going to not say anything about the content of the nude scene to not offer spoilers, but in writing this now, I realize that the image at the top of this post basically sums up anything that could be concealed. I’ll keep some mystique, though, and keep it short. Agnes Born plays Vereena, a bruxa, which I believe is a figure in Polish folklore that can phase through car windshields and remove parking tickets so that her victims end up with extortionate fines. This embodiment of evil ends up getting impaled from behind, so the only time we really see her boobs clearly is when there’s a spear exploding from between them. Depending on your tastes, this either makes the scene unfappable or much more fappable.

This is a bit of a stretch, but another bonus in the Agnes Born nude scene is that she’s holding (an unfortunately fully dressed) Ciri, played by Freya Allan, hostage. Until we get an actual Freya Allan nude scene from The Witcher, this might tide some of us over. The rest of us will just have to use our imaginations. Or, alternatively, simply fap to what we do have access to, which is Agnes Born naked. Screencaps are below.

Elle Fanning Naked – The Great – 4K Stream

One could be easily forgiven for thinking that we’d never see Elle Fanning naked in our lifetimes. The sheer volume of implied nudity and other such teases we’ve been forced to lament over felt like a sure sign that that was all we were going to get. Keener minds, however, might have noticed the slow and subtle build-up. First there was the majestic downblouse in Galveston, then a ramp up to the blurry flash of nip during the sex scene in All The Bright Places, and if you want to count it, the leaked sideboob, though it’s never quite as fappable without a face in the shot. Finally, in the previous season of The Great, we got a faceful of ass, plump and luscious, but not so much as a peek of the goods out front.

But now, all has been made right in the world. The ninth and tenth episodes of the second season of The Great have between them two great nude scenes, and by great, what I mean is we get high definition evidence that her nipples exist. But that’s all right for two reasons. The first is that Hulu streams the historical comedy-drama-reluctant-titty-show in 4K, which fits quadruple the amount of pixels per proportion of the screen, making it that little bit easier for us to forget that we’re fapping to a mosaic of dots on a screen. The second – perhaps more important – reason is that the trajectory continues. What next? Elle Fanning full frontal? Two-hour long feature film that consists entirely of an 8k close-up of her spread open pussy lips? OK, to be fair, it’s probably not going to get quite that far, and frankly, if it did, I’d feel like much of the magic has died.

What I am certain of is that we will be seeing a lot more Elle Fanning nude scenes in the blessed years to come, and in all likelihood, they will be longer, more detailed, and given the relentless march of technology, hopefully higher resolution. The upcoming third season of The Great will likely contribute toward this noble goal, but as long as the delectable Miss Fanning’s career continues to soar, many a pervy producer will be lining up to help humanity along in this very important, nay, essential, way. HBO would certainly be up for that – for the first season, in any event, if following Game of Thrones rules, and the first episode, if following Rome rules.

Technically, Elle Fanning’s topless debut came in the eighth episode, but visibility was insufficient and there was a gigantic prosthetic pregnant belly to kill the mood (or elevate it, if that’s what you’re into). The ninth episode, however, has her pulling her gown up over her head, giving us a full look at both of her breasts – though not at the same time, because that would just be lewd – while she’s making out with her co-star, Nicholas Hoult. The tenth episode opens with a sex scene between the couple. The shots in that one aren’t particularly graphic, but we do get a hanging sideboob, which is welcome in these trying times. All in all, it’s about 10 seconds of material, but a perfectly acceptable quantity to shine off the fifth fap of the day to if you have it on loop.

When we got the Elle Fanning leaked nudes, it was the consolation prize that we felt we had to accept. Now here we are, with a true nude scene that any seedy director would be proud of. All that needs to happen now is for Hulu to take the Starz approach (the Spartacus network, not to be confused with the Disney service) and have unnecessary but by no means unwelcome nudity in every episode. Until then, enjoy seeing Elle Fanning naked in the 4K screencaps from The Great below.