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Polly Walker Naked – Rome – Blu ray

It was about time to do a nice, beefy post, and what better topic to do it with than Polly Walker naked in HBO’s Rome? Yeah, shame on you if you thought that Fapsmith was going to make a habit out of phoning it in with lean posts of 5 second-long nude scenes. I obviously had the exact opposite to work with when going through Rome. The series itself has a cornucopia of nude scenes from a number of the actresses, but even when you drill it down, we got a variety of Polly Walker nude scenes split across four separate episodes, coming in at second place for the most amount of nudity in the series, losing only to her in-show daughter Octavia, played be Irish actress Kerry Condon.

It is actually a bit funny because I remember back when Rome came out in 2005, it did have a bit of a reputation for being a gratuitous nudity fest. Certainly a large part of that reputation was well-deserved. For instance, when color correcting for these very scenes in this post, I cam across something that may slip under your radars as you watch the videos above and certainly slipped under most people’s radars, my own included, when watching the show as it’s meant to be on TV. My rather aggressive color correction, however, brought it out nice and clear. I’m talking about Lee Boardman’s ballsack slapping Polly Walker’s bare ass during their sex scene. Seriously, this is practically hardcore porn-tier. Considering it is clear that neither actor is using a body double in any other part of the sex scene, it’s unlikely that that’s the case here.

I’m not complaining that a Polly Walker nude scene contains *gasp* Polly Walker nude. I just find it very weird that HBO had their actors actually have literal genital contact during the filming of what I can only assume is meant to be a simulated sex scene. And if it wasn’t simulated, than Rome is literally hardcore pornography. And yet, in retrospect, it all seems rather pared back. Admittedly, the show’s successors didn’t have this level of genital contact, but compare how frequent and graphic the nude scenes were in – to use the most extreme example – Starz’ Spartacus. Of course, Spartacus had what was to me a very huge issue, which is the incessant use of the most evil invention on the planet – the merkin. I love a good bush – I really do. A merkin is not a bush any more than a clay figurine of a boob is a boob.

That said, we should be thankful for just how much we got to see of Polly Walker topless in Rome. Aside from having an all natural bush in a cast of actresses with all natural bushes, although it may not have been Spartacus-tier, HBO’s Rome was still from an era when nudity in film and television wasn’t seen as so problematic. It’s no coincidence that I chose Spartacus to compare it to. Starz, the network that produced Spartacus, produced another series this year. I’m talking, of course, about Becoming Elizabeth. You remember Becoming Elizabeth? It’s that show that all but opened with the nude debut that everyone had been waiting for – that of Call the Midwife’s Nurse Jenny Lee, Jessica Raine. And then we never saw her nor anyone else naked again for the entire rest of the show.

Polly Walker’s boobs may have only appeared a handful of times – four, to be precise – but that’s three more than one, far more than the token nude appearance to reel viewers in and leave them blue balled. For those among you keeping score, the episodes in which we see Polly Walker naked are the pilot episode, it’s follow-up, then the next one, and episode six. Yeah, the first three episodes of HBO’s Rome all had Polly Walker nude scenes. At the end of that one, a lot of people, myself included, probably thought that it would be an episodely affair. Unfortunately, at that point, there was only one more on the horizon, and then no more. Not from Polly, at least. Plenty from her co-stars, of course.

And that was the last of the Polly Walker sex scenes in Rome. And no, I haven’t forgotten that an entire second season was released. That one just contains no more nudity from Atia of the Julii, even though she continues to be a central character. I’m quite upset by that because Polly Walker had gained a bit of weight between the filming of the two seasons, and oh man, she had filled up in all the best ways by Season 2. I was hoping we’d get to see those nice, big, juicy MILF titties, but alas, no such luck. Yeah, she has a bath scene in the third episode of the second season, but I scrubbed through it looking for a money shot, and with regret I have to report that none such shot exists. Season 2 of Rome did have less nudity overall than the first, but it’s especially disheartening that Polly Walker nude scenes dropped from 4 all the way down to a flat 0.

And so we find ourselves constrained solely to the first season for this post, but hey, if you find yourself looking very closely to Polly Walker’s ass in the scene where she walks out of the Roman bath, you might spot a little something that wasn’t that obvious in the original air that my color correction has brought out. There is something visible in her thigh gap. Because it’s obviously in very dark shadow regardless of how much I boost the luma, it’s unclear exactly where the pubic hair ends and the pussy lips begin, but what I’ve got can certainly help your imagination along. Well, that’s my megapost of the quarter done, so scroll down and enjoy Polly Walker naked in Rome.

Cristi Harris Naked – Night of the Demons 2 – Blu ray

If you were into horror movies back in the 90s, you certainly got an eyeful of Cristi Harris naked. The doe-eyed Georgia girl has nude scenes in 4 of her first 5 film roles and has only acted in 3 further films. This is presumably by choice, since she has been working as a producer since at least 2002 and even has a full film under her belt. (Spoiler alert: no nudity in that one)

She clearly got all of the nudity out of her system in the mid 90s. Other than Night of the Demons 2: Electric Boogaloo, which we can marvel at here, we get Cristi Harris nude scenes from her very next movie, Night of the Scarecrow, which is suspiciously also about teens releasing evil spirits. Very specific niche for an actress to be typecast into. That didn’t last, though. Her next two movies (and therefore her next two nude scenes), were in the erotic thriller Kiss of Death and in the erotic fantasy sci-fi drama Lurid Tales: The Castle Queen. She obviously couldn’t keep the nudity going in her most well-known role as Emily Davis in NBC’s soapie Sunset Beach, but given her debut scene had her in a swimsuit, the producers clearly knew what they were doing.

We see Cristi Harris nude in Night of the Demons 2 in what is in essence one scene, but it is split across 5 scenes as they appear when you watch the film and stretched across almost 5 whole minutes. I guess the editor wanted to give everyone a chance to edge over Cristi’s majestic pair of titties for as along as he could get away with it. Absolute legend. The context of the nudity is that she’s sitting on the floor in an abandoned funeral home with her new boyfriend in her bra and panties (as in she’s in her bra and panties, not him) and they’re about to have sex for the first time. I’d make a joke about it being so romantic, but the character literally says exactly that in all sincerity, so perhaps it wouldn’t land outside of a post-ironic lens. Anyway, the bra comes off, clumsy teen sex ensues, and Jesus cries. It’s not that explicit, but those giant boobies are just to die for (as her boyfriend finds out). Fortunately for you, dear reader, you don’t have to die to enjoy Cristi Harris naked in Night of the Demons 2 below.

Vanina Arias Naked – Death Race 4: Beyond Anarchy – Blu ray

I love the Death Race franchise like you wouldn’t believe, and this scattering of scenes featuring Vanina Arias naked for the only time in her career is just scratching the surface as to why. I don’t know whether the series has just embraced the camp vibe it’s been associated with or whether it was always meant to be just as camp, but it sure fits the bill, and what better way to embrace the camp action film air than with tons of gratuitous nudity? Admittedly, the individual films vary on exactly how much nudity they have, whom it’s by, and how graphic it is, but the good news for you, dear fapper, is that Death Race 4: Beyond Anarchy is the shining jewel of the lot in that regard.

When any of the female characters are on screen, they’re probably naked more often than they’re not. Well, that’s true of the ones that do have nude scenes, at least. A few (operative word: few) of the characters don’t, but if you’re worried that it’s going to be all extras and no stars, think again. The primary female antagonist, Carley, who is played by the gorgeous Lucy Aarden, not only has a nude scene, not only does she have multiple nude scene, but one of her nude scenes hold the honor of being among the most explicit full frontal nude scenes I have ever seen a serious actress do. I’m talking about inner labia, lads.

As for the context in which we see Vanina Arias nude, this is a Death Race movie so there is none. But who’s complaining. Vanina plays El Carino (which I understand is Spanish for “the titty”), who hangs around Danny Trejo topless while he watches TV, as one does. If that sentence didn’t make it clear as to whether that’s Danny Trejo topless or Vanina Arias topless, the answer is both. It’s fine. Just go with it. It’s Death Race.

Indira Varma Naked – Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love – Blu ray

Considering the world saw Indira Varma naked for the first time in her debut role and that role is in a film called Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love, it’s quite surprising that this might be the only feature in which she has done a proper nude scene. By nude scene, I am of course referring to all of the ten million nude scenes in the movie, as befitting of one which shares a title with the ancient Indian manual of eroticism and sex. There is no shortage of them in this movie, which is why it’s so weird that there is such a shortage of them elsewhere.

On paper, it seems like there are a number of Indira Varma nude scenes out there, but I’m convinced that even more of them are using body doubles that we already know are. For instance, it’s pretty much accepted by everyone that in the nude scene in Rome wherein Niobe is breastfeeding, those tits did not really belong to the actress. I’d take it a step further. This hasn’t been confirmed, but I’m convinced that her apparent nude scene in World Without End is also done via a body double. So, first of all, the obvious element we need to take note of is that her face and her boobs don’t ever appear in the same shot. Not only that, but the camera doesn’t even pan from one to the other. The transitions are always new shots.

That’s not the only reason I’m not convinced that it wasn’t really Indira Varma nude in that series, though. I appreciate that World Without End and Kama Sutra have very different lighting and color grading, but everything from the complexion to the skin texture on the former looks very different to what we know Indira’s body looks like from Kama Sutra. I understand a lot can change in the 16 years between the two productions, but I still think something fishy is afoot. Each of those points in isolation, I would have overlooked, but together, it’s just far too suspicious.

We might have gotten some stray shots of Indira Varma topless in Hunted. A whole lot of props are very obviously intentionally used to obscure any real nudity during a sex scene, but there is a point during which the light behind her appears to outline the silhouette of her nipples. This last literally a few frames and no more and is frankly the primary reason that I’m not tagging this post with the coveted label of Only Nude Scene. A secondary reason is her role in the German film Zehn wahnsinnige Tage, which allegedly contains “topless female nudity” that is meant to be from Indira.

As for Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love, you’ve got Indira Varma sex scenes coming out the ass, should you want them, as well as plenty of nudity that is not part of a sex scene. Now for some bad news. There are multiple cuts of this film out there. I don’t just mean certain scenes are cut; I mean entire shots are cropped differently to be a little more… halal, I guess. I happen to know there is a very lewd cut of this movie out there. Whether there is an HD release of it anywhere, however, I cannot say, which is a shame, because there ain’t nothing more satisfying in a nude scene than the absolute full frontal. Fret not, though, for there’s still plenty to see of Indira Varma naked from the blu ray, which you can enjoy right here. Fap on, brothers.

Demi Moore Naked – Blame It on Rio – Blu ray

Demi Moore naked in Blame It on Rio almost evokes the same vibe as the other nude scene in Under The Skin. You know the one I mean. The one that everyone forgets because it got overshadowed by the one and only nude scene Scarlett Johansson has ever done. Similarly here, the movie offers us Demi Moore nude for the first time ever, and how do we repay it? We spend the next nearly four decades obsessing with Michelle Johnson’s nude scenes in the movie.

There seems to be a misconception out there that the first ever Demi Moore nude scene was in No Small Affair, in which she flashes nips a few times during a sex scene with Jon Cryer (which may or may not have led to Jon losing his virginity). I’m not sure what this controversy over which is the real nude debut is based on since IMDB has Blame It on Rio’s earliest release as February 17, 1984 and No Small Affair’s as November 9, 1984. It probably has to do with the aforementioned fact that everyone forgets that we even got Demi Moore naked in Blame It on Rio at all.

You also can’t ever talk about Demi Moore nude without bringing up her era-defining nudity in Striptease. I’m just going to go ahead and point out the obvious, which is that Striptease came out and was filmed just after Demi Moore got that awful boob job, and no matter how much she denies having fake tits, we all have functioning eyes. What that means is that even though Striptease is, as no one can deny, the home of Demi Moore’s thematically best nude scenes, Blame It on Rio has her looking at her finest, all natural, well lit and fully in view (minus some pesky hair covering her nips a fair bit).

So you’ve got Demi Moore topless at her peak in Blame It on Rio, walking seductively toward the camera and two older men – an interesting role reversal considering her dating habits of the last two decades. She then stands there like a mannequin while Michelle Johnson and her gigantic breasts converse with the two guys, before they (the girls, not the gigantic breasts) grab one of the men and drag him into the ocean, splashing around topless and happy as they ritually drown him in sacrifice to Poseidon. Wait, I might be mixing up movies. I think that last bit was from Care Bears: Unlock the Magic. Anyway, buckle up, scroll down, and enjoy Demi Moore naked in Blame It on Rio.