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Scarlett Johansson Naked – Under The Skin – 4K Stream

Do you want to see Scarlett Johansson naked? Of course you do. Even if you’re a gay man or a straight woman, I know you want to see Black Widow nude. Everyone does. It’s one of the universal constants. The frustration for every human with a pulse, however, is that there is only one movie in existence in which we get a proper Scarlett Johansson nude scene. The good news is that said movie offers less one nude scene and about six million nude scenes. Truly nothing is impossible. I’m talking of course about Under The Skin, the 2013 film by Jonathan Glazer (extremely loosely) based on the 2000 novel of the same name by Michel Faber. Tragically, in the film adaptation, Scarlett doesn’t play a wolfgirl like she does in the books, so all you anime fans are going to be disappointed. That said, catgirl nudity is still on the menu if you look hard enough.

Now, you may think that the reason she’s been so shy about getting naked since Under The Skin came out is because you’re not supposed to see a Disney actress nude. It messes with Disney’s family-friendly image, which is a weird concept considering even Disney stars from literal children’s shows end up doing reams upon reams of nudity after the fact, Miley Cyrus being perhaps the most notable example, but by no means the only. Even so, that’s not the reason. Scarlett Johansson’s Black Widow has been a thing since Iron Man 2 came out all the way back in the glory years of 2010. But wait! Disney didn’t originally own Marvel Studios, so that’s irrelevant. Wrong in this situation. Disney bought out Marvel Entertainment in 2009, a year before the release of Iron Man 2 and the introduction of Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow. But when did Under The Skin come out?

The first time the world was blessed by seeing Scarlett Johansson nude was in 2014, when Under The Skin was released. Before someone calls me out on it, yes, technically the film first screened to audiences in 2013, but that was only if you happened to be at one of the major film festivals in which that happened. Everyone else had to wait until the following year. I do too remember waiting with bated breath for footage to finally emerge all those months, being sustained only by reports from lucky fappers that happened to be at one of the original screenings. It was a long wait, and then, to be honest, I was disappointed with the final release.

Scarlett Johansson, tits, trimmed bush, plenty of full frontal nudity – what could I possibly have been disappointed in? Well, for those who have seen the film, you’ve certainly noticed just how incredibly dark the nude scenes in it are. So if you’re sitting through it to fap to Scarlett Johansson naked, you might feel somewhat cheated. My problem back then was that I didn’t bother with color correction, and in fact, very few people did. Certainly the first offerings of the nude scenes from Under The Skin were only brightened or had the midtones boosted. Nothing more advanced than that, and sadly, it was not enough.

To get the full experience of enjoying Scarlett Johansson topless in Under The Skin, quite a lot of work has to go into it. Yes, it’s true that better attempts at color correcting these scenes have come about in the eight years since the movie met the general public, but I’ve still felt that none have really reached the kind of detail I need to minimally sustain my fap sessions. An oft-misattributed quote to Gandhi is “Be the change you want to see,” and while he didn’t actually say those words, if he had lived to witness the era of film and television nudity, I’m sure he would have. Gandhi liked titties. And I like detailed titties. This culminated in my own attempt at color correcting the nude scenes in Under The Skin so that I can actually get the best look at Scarlett Johansson naked possible (unless you’re Ryan Reynolds and you’ve gotten to see that heavenly body up close). The result (so far) is available all throughout this page. You’re welcome.

And Under The Skin really is the full package. If you’re after some Scarlett Johansson ass, it’s got you covered. If what would tickle you pink is close ups of Scarlett Johansson’s feet, then it’s got plenty of that too. Honestly, it’s unreal just how gratuitous the nudity in this movie is. And once you get some color correction done, it’s even visible. I don’t know if this has ever been confirmed or not, but I suspect that the really dark shots and extreme lighting are a payoff for how technically explicit the nude scenes are. I mean, you’re not going to get an A-list Hollywood actress who, as we’ve established, is already part of Disney’s Marvel Cinematic Universe as Black Widow, to do gaping pussy shots on screen unless you assure her that it’s totally artistic… not at all gratuitous… not at all meant to be sexually arousing.

That said, if you don’t find a close up of Scarlett Johansson’s pussy, surrounded by her neatly trimmed pubic hair, soft yet firm abs, and luscious thighs, sexually stimulating, then you’re truly one in a million. Again, gay men and straight women are not exempt from this. I’m not going to do a full run down of each of her nude scenes in Under The Skin, except to say that she doesn’t have any sex scenes, which is ironic considering the movie is all about luring unsuspecting Scottish neds into her van with the implication of them getting sex somewhere along the way. Then again, I suppose that was meant to be the subversion. Whatever. Either way, the naked scenes by and large involve non-sexual nudity, which I’ve always found makes for a more sublime fapping experience.

Let’s quickly address other films and characters where you might hope to see a naked Scarlett Johansson. Black Widow? The character everyone loves, for sure, but Disney actresses only go nude outside of their contracts, so that’s an obvious no-go. One of her early roles was in A Love Song for Bobby Long, wherein at the tender age of 19, she was cradling some majestic sideboob to flash for the camera. As you’ve probably guessed, there is no nipple visible, even if we do get a massive look at her massive right breast. Vicky Cristina Barcelona has some great cleavage as she’s topless in a bed, and while her tits look phenomenal, again, no nipples appear. Next, a skinny dipping scene in He’s Just Not That Into You. Tons of people swear they saw a flash of nip here as she bobs up and down in the swimming pool, but I’ve not scrubbed through the frames myself to confirm. She has a sex scene in Don Jon, but you pretty much see nothing, so that one’s a wash too.

Outside of film, the Scarlett Johansson leaked nude photos were what they were, but a lot of people felt it immoral to fap to those personal pictures. As for the ones that didn’t find it immoral, the Fappening showed us all something very interesting, which is that Hollywood millionaires just cannot afford phones with even halfway decent cameras. One last dishonorable mention goes to her role in Ghost in the Shell, in which all of her nudity is obscured by a body suit, even when she is literally meant to be completely naked. Yes, I am enough of a weeb to know that Major was always a machine (in that body anyway), but the Major in the anime had nipples, android or not, and Scarlett Johansson has nipples too, which has been proven to us courtesy of Under The Skin. I’m just saying it would have fit together nicely, but Hollywood decided to aim this adaptation at preteens, so we’re robbed once again.

Anywho, for all that’s wrong with the world of celebrity nudity, one thing that went right, albeit with a spot or ten of color correction, is Under The Skin. So from that gem of Scottish cinema, enjoy Scarlett Johansson nude.

Lily-Rose Depp Naked – Wolf – 4K Stream

I love a good nude debut, which is why today we’ve got Lily-Rose Depp naked in Wolf. In it, she plays a catgirl. Yes, anime is now real. Or, if you want to look at it from a less appealing perspective, you can say that she starred in a furry porn. Strangely, I’m not even complaining. Considering how shy she’s been about getting naked on screen, I’ll take any nudity from her, no matter the level of aberration. And we do get some damn good views here.

This is significant since the only other film one could say that we see Lily-Rose Depp naked in, she is technically topless, but she’s covering her boobs with her hands. That’s not to say you can’t squeeze a desperate fap out of it. She does look absolutely magnificent as she backpedals with a cheeky shy smile on her face and no clothes. But now, we don’t need to anymore. If you’re one of those masochists that likes the tease, the movie in question is A Faithful Man, or as it’s known in French, L’homme fidèle. I hope you like subtitles.

So as we can see, Wolf remains the only movie to host a proper Lily-Rose Depp nude scene. Or three. It’s a matter of perspective. They all sort of follow one another. In the first instance, her character, the girl who thinks she’s a cat, draws cat whiskers on her face and goes to see her boyfriend, the wolf, who’s chained up and in a cage. She then takes her clothes off, as everyone does when in this exact situation. We get some sideboob action, but unfortunately, the scene is quite dark, and even with color correction, it’s not the most graphic of scenes.

This is made up for in the next scene, where we see Lily-Rose Depp topless while she’s lying on her back. Her nipples are hard as diamonds as she holds dogboy’s hand while they sleep together naked. It’s not completely clear whether an off-screen sex scene occurred or not. The prison bars don’t really seem like that much of an impediment unless the guy in the movie thinks he’s a wolf because he’s hung like one. Lily-Rose is a bit out of focus in this scene, sadly, but the camera pans up and then down again, during which she sits up and comes slightly more into focus.

The final scene is my favorite, and unless she does a full frontal any time soon, will likely remain the best Lily-Rose Depp nude scene for a long time. She’s naked and sitting in a bathtub, but check this out: The camera is still, she’s not moving, her tits are in perfect view, there’s nothing in the way, the lighting is perfect, and the scene even lasts a whole lot of seconds. It’s unusual for me to edit a scene that requires so little color correction for maximum fappability. So there you have it. If you can get past the fact that she looks like her dad Johnny Depp in the face – or alternatively, if you like imagining Johnny Depp with boobs – enjoy Lily-Rose Depp naked in Wolf.

Natalie Dormer Naked – Game of Thrones – 4K Blu ray

I still think about Natalie Dormer naked in Game of Thrones a lot. Falling asleep at night, I think of her naked. Bored at work, I think of her naked. Carrying a coffin at a loved one’s funeral, Natalie Dormer’s nude scene is playing out in from of my eyes. It’s like an obsession. This is quite possible my most treasured nude scene. It goes without saying my dick got more than a few flutters of blood pressure when the 4K UHD blu ray for Season 2 of Game of Thrones came out. The discerning among you will notice that the quality doens’t quite scale up as well compared to a normal 1080p blu ray, largely due to the H.265 codec not being quite as robust at the finest detail as H.264 was, but there is more detail in the 4K nonetheless.

Game of Thrones nude scenes are about a dime a dozen. At the same time, it’s no secret that the largest part of them were frontloaded into the first season. Indeed, Season 1 had a nude scene just about every episode, and half of the were from Emilia Clarke, who, as we know, was in the role of Daenerys Targaryen, a major character. In fact, she was probably the most major character, and she had her tits out in half the episodes. Then Season 2 began, and it was mostly over. It’s for that reason that Natalie Dormer’s introduction in the same season and the nude scene that followed were such welcome additions to the show. Unfortunately, this was the first and last on-screen nudity from her in the show. But enough negativity.

The first time we see Natalie Dormer nude in Game of Thrones is when she corners her gay husband Renly in a tent and undoes her dress, opening it up from the front, and letting it fall to the ground. Margaery Tyrell is aware that Renly is only into dudes at this point, so she’s very clearly flashing her tits to the audience, not to him. It’s logically inconsistent, but HBO do need to squeeze in the nudity one way or another, and they’re not going to let a passionless marriage of convenience stop them.

The rest of the scene plays out with Natalie Dormer topless throughout. It’s actually a marvel of good cinematography as far as fapping is concerned. We basically get a full front quadrant of boobage, from front on titty shots all the way to the very fappable sideboob. There’s even a point where the camera pans down from Margaery’s face to her crotch (while she’s topless, of course). Unfortunately, this movement is too quick, and even at very high-bitrate encoding, there’s a blur that was captured by the original camera and therefore impossible to overcome.

There is a sort of kind of Natalie Dormer sex scene in a later season where she’s getting it on with Tommen Baratheon, but, true to form for HBO past a first season, there’s no visible nudity in it. Even though she’s not quite Eva Green-tier in her nudity, there are still other films and shows to see Natalie Dormer naked in, including The Tudors, The Fades, Rush, The Scandalous Lady W, In Darkness, and if you think you can beat off to a minimal-resolution, black-and-white, rear shot of a woman who may or may not even be Natalie Dormer, Picnic at Hanging Rock. Overwhelmed? Then ignore all of that and enjoy Natalie Dormer nude in Game of Thrones below.

Anya Chalotra Naked – The Witcher – 4K Stream

Do you want to see Anya Chalotra naked in The Witcher? The answer is obviously “yes.” The bad news is that you won’t be getting any of that in the newly-released second season of the show. The good news is that Season 1 was such a treasure trove of nude scenes from Anya, that we can all fap ourselves dry to them. Not gonna lie, I did want this to be a post of new nude scenes from Yennefer, but alas, none were offered this year. That said, the first episode of the season did include some naked action from the delicious Agnes Born, which I recommend integrating into your fap rituals.

For those who have been living under a rock, Anya Chalotra plays Yennefer of Vengerberg, a mage who used to be a hunchback called Piglet. Or she used to be a piglet. Or she used her mage powers to possess a piglet. I don’t remember. Season 1 was all the way in the copper age of 2019. The important thing is that we got to see Anya Chalotra naked a lot in it. Some of you are going to bring up that it was reported that she used a body double. The first thing to clarify is that this was not in all scenes. In fact, it was exactly one scene. The second thing is that any scene posted in this post is of Anya herself, not her body double, whom it is apparently absolutely crucial to recognize is called Flora.

So the first time we see the actual Anya Chalotra nude is when she undergoes a rather gruesome transformation to have her deformities healed. Hunchbacks just aren’t in fashion anymore. But don’t be sad. If you have a thing for hunchbacks, the first nude scene is of a fully hunchbacked, not to mention fully naked, Yennefer strapped to a chair, surrounded by fire, while a fellow fingers some scalpels and other such instruments of torture. Pretty bold move for Netflix, to be fair. There are literal fetish sites that produce erotic content less perilous than this scene. As you can imagine, she gets really sweaty, screams in torment a lot, and finishes crumpled on the floor in a pool of blood. Exactly the kind of family-friendly nudity Netflix is famous for.

If you’d rather stare at Anya Chalotra topless without all the BDSM stuff, the rest of the season has got you covered. We see her disrobing to join Henry Cavill’s Geralt in a bath tub (don’t get to excited by that last part; I scrubbed frame by frame, and Henry Cavill’s dick is covered by a flesh-colored swimsuit). We also see her sitting naked on a bed with Jaskier the bard unconscious behind her. She then follows him around the room menacingly. She had made an effort to get dressed by this point, but her robe continues to hand open, boobs in full view, throughout.

There are a pair of sex scenes, but in one of them, it’s a body double (cheers, Flora), and in the other one, no nudity is visible. Such is life. I know that many will be disappointed by the absolute absence of nudity from Yennefer in this latest season of the show, but remember, The Witcher is not yet over. More seasons are on the way, and with a bit of luck and a smattering of divine intervention, we’ll see Anya Chalotra naked in the show again.

Agnes Born Naked – The Witcher – 4K Stream

Agnes Born naked was a nice way to kick off the new season of The Witcher. The first season of the show was surprisingly satisfying in terms of the nudity offered. Netflix shows tend to tone the titties down to protect their very specific, media-friendly image, but they sidestepped that successfully with The Witcher. Until this season. Yes, it’s true. The show follows Game of Thrones rules, where most of the nude scenes are front-loaded into the first season, and then it’s all dry deserts and blue balls after.

Nonetheless, they were kind enough to offer us Norwegian actress Agnes Born naked in the first episode, and she was an absolute treat. I was going to not say anything about the content of the nude scene to not offer spoilers, but in writing this now, I realize that the image at the top of this post basically sums up anything that could be concealed. I’ll keep some mystique, though, and keep it short. Agnes Born plays Vereena, a bruxa, which I believe is a figure in Polish folklore that can phase through car windshields and remove parking tickets so that her victims end up with extortionate fines. This embodiment of evil ends up getting impaled from behind, so the only time we really see her boobs clearly is when there’s a spear exploding from between them. Depending on your tastes, this either makes the scene unfappable or much more fappable.

This is a bit of a stretch, but another bonus in the Agnes Born nude scene is that she’s holding (an unfortunately fully dressed) Ciri, played by Freya Allan, hostage. Until we get an actual Freya Allan nude scene from The Witcher, this might tide some of us over. The rest of us will just have to use our imaginations. Or, alternatively, simply fap to what we do have access to, which is Agnes Born naked. Screencaps are below.