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Siwan Morris Naked – Skins – HD Stream

While this is not the only nude scene in which we’ve been blessed by Siwan Morris naked, it certainly is one of the best. And if you ask me personally, it is the best. First of all, full frontal. How the hell do you beat full frontal? Secondly, this is basically every teenage boy’s fantasy, right? Getting to ogle that one hot teacher completely naked? And such is the glory of Skins. For a show that was (allegedly) written by adults, I find it incredible just how many quintessential teenage fantasies it contains. Memories of college die hard, I guess.

And so here we are on Christmas Eve, enjoying Siwan Morris nude as her character, Angie, comes out of the shower and flashes absolutely everything to the camera. The moment the shower curtain gets pulled aside and Angie the psychology teacher comes out, we see it all from tits to bush and everything between and beyond. And might I say, what an amazing crop of pubes our Welsh daffodil has. Whole, yet trimmed. No landing strip wankery, but no overgrown jungle either. Truly the patrician’s pubic hair.

Do we then stop seeing Siwan Morris nude when she goes to her locker to get dressed? Of course not. She does turn around and bend over to give us an awesome look at her ass while she pulls her panties on, but wait… something interrupts her. It seems that Nicholas Hoult’s Tony is drying his trousers in the school female staff shower rooms. Tony peeks around the corner to watch his psychology teacher get dressed (while still soaking wet, for some reason). Angie then turns around to look at him. Is this where we stop seeing her nude? Of course not.

We continue to see Siwan Morris topless as Angie converses with Tony, asking him why he’s in the women’s locker room while strutting her breasts. It’s only when Sid and Chris also run into the women’s showers to speak to Tony that she covers up her boobs with her hands. Handbra appreciators will like this part. Angie tells her students to fuck off while she remains naked with only a pair of panties and her hands over her tits, and so they leave. So this must be where we stop seeing Siwan Morris naked, right? Of course not. After the boys are gone, she lets her titties go, looks down at them, and gives the camera – and us, the lucky audience – one last twirl.

While Skins isn’t back-to-back nudity like, say, Spartacus, the nude scenes aren’t limited to Siwan Morris in the changing room showers. This may be her only proper nude scene in the show, but there are plenty of others to go around. As for the nude scenes we didn’t get, like any from Cassie, Hannah Murray later blessed us with a handful of nude scenes, most notably in Charlie Says, so still no losses (except for Kaya Scodelario… unless…). Bet let’s not get too carried away. Instead, scroll down and enjoy the gallery of Siwan Morris nude in Skins.

Sofia Del Tuffo Naked – Luciferina – HD Stream

Today, I bring you Sofia Del Tuffo naked via all of her nude moments in the incredible Argentinian horror film Luciferina for two reasons. The first reason is that as I write, it is about 24 hours after Argentina won the 2022 Fifa World Cup in Qatar. In the interest of doing something topical, not only does this post give Argentinian fappers something a little closer to home to fap to in this time of national pride, but it also enables the rest of the world to marvel at the beauty of Argentinian women.

The second reason is entirely personal. I first watched Luciferina completely incidentally some time ago. Many months, possibly even a year or two ago. I don’t even remember what the catalyst there was. It’s not the first modern Latin American horror film I’ve watched. It’s not even the first modern Argentinian horror film I watched. So one possibility is that I was on the trawl for something of the sort. Another possibility is that I was just browsing through films to stream. I genuinely don’t remember, but on some or other fateful day, I sat and watched it, and something struck me hard.

Even before the first time I saw Sofia Del Tuffo nude in the film, I remember thinking that she must be one of the most gorgeous actresses to have ever lived. Like a piece of art that draws eyes from all directions, she commanded full attention in every shot she was in, which is just about all of them since she’s the sole protagonist. It was hard to keep track of the subtitles because I just could not look away. And that was with her clothes on.

Not even a quarter of an hour into the movie, and we get treated to a delicious scene of Sofia Del Tuffo topless. Her character, Natalia, leaves a convent to go back to her family home and see her father one last time, and this quickly evolves into needing to masturbate in the shower while a camera crew pans up and down her naked body in extreme close-ups. Very blessed scene. Or, it is until the cockroaches start showing up. Stupid demonic infestations ruining orgasms. Incidentally, I know what you’re thinking. She leaves a convent, therefore she’s a nun and nunsploitation films get yet another worth entry. Alas, the nunnery isn’t a core part of the film – in fact, it barely features – so Luciferina is not a nunsploitation film.

What it is, however, is a great film that gives us nude scenes featuring Sofia Del Tuffo’s cute tits a lot. Well, it gives us exactly 2 nude scenes, but what it lacks in count, it makes up for a million times over in duration. Cutting around the nude scenes gives you about 12 minutes of footage. But as we all know, a nude scene doesn’t feature the lead actress naked in literally every frame. In fact, most nude scenes have a very tiny percentage of their footage including fappable nudity. So what does that leave us here? A minute? 2? Nope. There’s about 3-and-a-half minutes of Sofia Del Tuffo naked footage that made it into the final cut. The minutemen out there can fap and spunk to her nudity in the film 3 times over and still have half a minute to spare to feel a deep sense of shame and Catholic guilt.

The Sofia Del Tuffo sex scene that happens pretty much right at the end of the film has a bit of a horror porn vibe to it. That’s not to say that the movie is pornographic. Far from it. This is true art, man, and the best kind too – fappable. On one hand, I find it infinitely preferable to proper pornography, but the downside is that even though we get plenty of ass and boob treats, there is no full frontal anywhere except for a few stray frames that I suspect reveal some sort of modesty patch. Nonetheless, the young actress seems to be intimately aware of her nudity in both the shooting and the final product. Or so the machine translation from Spanish to English led me to believe. I apologize if I’ve accidentally linked an article about the dark history of Comic Sans.

So if you’ve ever wanted to watch Sofia Del Tuffo orgasm while having sex with a demon, Luciferina is what you’ve been waiting for. If you never knew you wanted to see the actress naked because you had no idea who she was, I hope you’re as pleasantly surprised as I was the first time. Speaking of first times, this is not the only Sofia Del Tuffo nude scene around, and you can find her nude debut and all of the lesbian sex it includes, of all places, on YouTube. You’re welcome. Man, can you imagine, though, if Sofia Del Tuffo was in another short where she gets naked for a lesbian sex scene and that was free to watch on YouTube as well? Well, dream no more. God, I love Argentina. You know what else I love? The gallery of color corrected still captures of Sofia Del Tuffo nude from Luciferina.

Nicki Aycox Naked – Animals – Blu ray

I’ve been planning to cover Nicki Aycox naked for a long time. As I write, we’ve recently gotten some very sad news. I’m not going to address it further because I don’t feel confident that I’ll come across as sufficiently reverent in the context of the rest of this write-up and the images and videos herein. For that reason, I will simply close off the topic by saying: Thank you, Nicki, for all of your wonderful performances over the years.

Speaking for myself, I first saw the Oklahoma native in Supernatural. That was network television, so we didn’t get to see Nicky Aycox nude in it, but she did play the sexiest demon ever. Meg the Demon was played by Nicki in the first season of Supernatural, with a cameo of sorts in the fourth season when Meg Masters the human girl appears as a ghost.

But even though there were no Nicky Aycox nude scenes as Meg in Supernatural, the show has a good pedigree for getting actresses with hot nude scenes to play their demons. For instance, the same Meg was later played by Rachel Miner, who has a million nude scenes of her own. Then, of course, Supernatural had Katie Cassidy as Ruby in Season 3. Again, no nudity in Supernatural itself, but Katie did have some awesome nudity in The Scribbler. Ashlynn Yennie had even better nudity in it, but that’s another story.

The first time we’ve apparently seen Nicki Aycox topless appears to be in the movie Perfect Stranger from 2007, a year before Animals came out. The thing there is that you don’t actually see her tits in the same shot as her face. In fact, you don’t even see her boobs in motion. It’s all stills. Those who know my cynicism all too well know how I feel about nude scenes where naughty bits and faces don’t appear together. I’m not going to say that there was a body double in Perfect Stranger, but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t suspicious.

And if you’re after a Nicki Aycox sex scene – especially one of the lesbianic persuasion – and don’t mind the nudity being limited to just her ass, you can check out the 2005 series Over There. Even more so if, like me, you have a thing for female soldiers. Though in that case, I also invite you to enjoy the super sweet military nude scene from Starship Troopers 3: Marauder.

Wow, all of this babble, and I still haven’t even said anything about the Nicki Aycox nudes in Animals. We see Nicki Aycox naked a lot in it. I mean a lot. I went into this movie thinking that there would be a quick nip flash and nothing more. You know, since she doesn’t do that many nude scenes. Well, she sure did do a lot of nude scenes here. In no particular order, she gets stripped and fucked on top of a car and against a brick wall outdoors in the rain, she gets completely naked for sex on a kitchen table, she gets stripped and thrown into an underground cage, where she is left completely nude, and so much more.

Animals is stealthily a great movie for nudity. What’s more, I think it may have a nude scene from Eva Amurri. I will have to review it closely because the scene is very dark and the actress’ nips seem to be obscured most of the time. Operative words being “seem” and “most of.” Anyway, when that magic is done, you will see it linked right here. If you’re not seeing a link, check back soon. And for now, let’s enjoy the beautiful Nicki Aycox nude in Animals.

Cara Delevingne Naked – Carnival Row – 4K Stream

I’m very excited to be covering Cara Delevingne naked as Vignette Stonemoss in Carnival Row today for a multitude of reasons. The first reason is that the West London actress is the second winner of a YOU CHOOSE competition on the official Faptuary Twitter, beating out Tamzin Merchant for her nude scenes from the same show. The second reason I’m excited is because I only watched the debut season of Carnival Row for the first time recently, and I was quite blown away by how good the show actually is. The nudity is nowhere near Game of Thrones or Spartacus levels, but the everything-else more than makes up for that… and there is still quite a bit of notable nudity, so it’s not even a huge sacrifice.

And that brings me to the reason I decided to watch Carnival Row the other week in the first place, which is that the release date for the second and final season was recently unveiled by Amazon Prime Video as February 17, 2023. There appears to be some controversy over whether Carnival Row Season 2 will have 8 or 10 episodes, but what I’d really like to know is whether it will have 8 or 10 nude scenes. We’re all aware that film and television has been following an unfortunate trajectory in the past few years, but whether Carnival Row’s new season will fall victim to that remains unclear, though be sure that you’ll hear (and hopefully see) the answer right here on the Faptuary as soon as February 17 rolls around.

The funny thing is that we did get a sort of Cara Delevingne nude tease in an article from last year, wherein the esteemed scholars at the Daily Mail (>inb4 “Daily Fail”) discussed racy pictures from the set of Carnival Row Season 2 from the actress’ Instagram profile. What is unclear is how much of the nudity was for social media (you don’t get 42.7 million followers accidentally) or how much was just so that the wing prosthetics could be applied. I like to believe that Vignette Stonemoss spends the whole season with her tits bouncing around freely because she adopts some sort of bizarre Faerie nudism. A man can dream.

A lot of people don’t realize this, but we actually see Cara Delevingne topless in two separate scenes in the first season of Carnival Row. The scene that’s been all over the internet since the show came out is from the third episode, Kingdoms of the Moon, directed by Anna Foerster of Underworld: Blood Wars fame. This is the nude scene in which Vignette Stonemoss is having sex with Orlando Bloom’s Rycroft Philostrate in Gandalf’s S&M dungeon or whatever. You know the scene, don’t you? Luminescent blue Faerie wings flapping along with Cara’s bare boobs. Wonderful.

But other than the Cara Delevingne sex scene from that episode, the actress actually appears nude once more. In the very next episode, The Joining of Unlike Things, Philo hallucinates Vignette poking her exposed breasts at his face while he’s having his sperm extracted to create a demonic undead mole-rat. Admittedly, the nudity is concealed between thick mist and Philo’s Rohypnol-induced blurry vision, but it is there. I plan to cover co-stars Tamzin Merchant, Maeve Dermody, and Karla Crome before Season 2 comes out (famous last words), but in the meantime, enjoy Cara Delevingne naked as Vignette Stonemoss in the debut season of Carnival Row in the gallery below.

Kelly MacDonald Naked – Trainspotting – Blu ray

There is a lot of controversy over where we have or haven’t seen Kelly MacDonald naked. I’m just going to say right off the bat that everything you’re seeing on this page is definitely the real deal. The Kelly MacDonald nude scene in Trainspotting is all her. In fact, not only was this her nude debut, and not only was it her film debut, it was her all-over acting debut. I guess it’s a bit more difficult to negotiate a body double when you’re in that situation.

As for after the fact – well, that’s a different story. The Scottish actress revealed last year – to absolutely no one’s surprise – that she has been using body doubles for her nude scenes. I’ve mentioned before when doing analyses of high-profile film and television nudity that the biggest cause for suspicion is when an actress’ face and boobs don’t appear in the same continuous shot at any point in a nude scene, and this sentiment has been repeated by seasoned fappers many a time for most of the nude scenes that our Glasgow girl has done over the past two decades or so.

So then is Trainspotting the only film or television series in which we have seen Kelly MacDonald nude? The short answer is no. For the long answer, I’ve had to dig a little bit deeper. My first stop was The Topless Review’s British Nudity Database, and for what it’s worth, the rest of my investigation only served to confirm what was written there. As I mentioned earlier, it’s become a matter of general knowledge that Kelly MacDonald body doubles get more screen time than she does, but even so, I did find some reputable sources for celeb nudity reporting that the nude scenes in HBO’s Boardwalk Empire and 2019’s Dirt Music were Kelly, but I’m afraid that was not the case for either.

The good news is that we have seen Kelly MacDonald topless in other movies. We’ve seen her tits in two others, to be precise, although I’m sad to report that her ass has been in hiding since that fateful scene in 1996. We get Kelly MacDonald nude scenes in Some Voices (2000) and The Girl in the Café (2005). That leaves us a whole 17 years away from her last one, and given her recent(ish) statements about body doubles, that is highly unlikely to change. Good thing recorded media is forever.

Which brings us back to that Kelly MacDonald sex scene with Ewan McGregor in Trainspotting. The young actress plays Diane, a girl the protagonist meets in a nightclub, goes home with that same night, gets his dick ridden by while thinking about football, and then gets banished by to sleep on the couch in the hallway. Yes, quite the rollercoaster, but in that time, we get the full 360 degree view of Kelly Macdonald’s naked body, and that ain’t nothing to complain about. Whether we’re going to get a late career surprise à la Emma Thompson or whether the Line of Duty actress is going to stick to her guns, no one can say, but for now, we can certainly enjoy Kelly MacDonald nude in Trainspotting.