Alison Brie Naked – Horse Girl – 4K Stream

Alison Brie naked in the full frontal scene with pussy showing

When I decided to cover Alison Brie naked in Horse Girl, I knew I had to do something special. Those of you who are familiar with my work know that all of the nude scenes I post are color corrected through such a complex, multi-faceted process, that even calling it color correction belies the scope of the work that goes into them. With Horse Girl, however, I had another layer to add to that. I really struggled to find any captures of the nude scenes from Horse Girl in 4K Ultra HD anywhere on the internet. I found AI upscales of the scene where we see Alison Brie nude while walking through a craft store, but that’s just not the same thing. AI upscales do pull detail out of nowhere, meaning that any nudity you’re seeing isn’t fully part of the original naked body. That said, it seems to work better on stills, as evidenced by my own little hackjobs of Natalie Dormer and Emilia Clarke.


I’m not against an AI upscale from Full HD to Ultra HD for the Horse Girl nudes on principle alone. No, the main reason I find it objectionable is because the film is literally available in 4K resolution from Netflix without any upscaling tomfoolery. Since posting nude scenes from film and television like they’ve never been seen before is what I go for anyway, posting up Alison Brie naked in Horse Girl in Ultra HD 4k 2160p resolution for the first time just seems like the right thing to do. And then, naturally, all of my usual gamut of color correction went on top of that to make the nudity that much clearer and more fappable.

Alison Brie nude scene while crying and confused with tits exposed

Horse Girl is actually not the first feature that we see Alison Brie nude in, although to be fair, it is the only other of two. The Community actress’ first nude scenes were in the Netflix series about women’s professional wrestling GLOW. I suppose it’s interesting that every time she’s been nude on screen it’s always been a Netflix feature, considering the streaming company is fairly cagey with nudity generally. Some of you are going to bring up the alleged Alison Brie nude scenes in Born from all the way back in 2007. There is some controversy about whether that was really her or a body double, which is always a question when you can’t see the actress’ face at the same time as you can see her tits, but there needn’t be. Alison Brie herself has confirmed in a tweet that they used not one but a whole two body doubles for her in Born.

Alison Brie boobs in NSFW mental health crisis nude scene from Horse Girl

Other than the leaks, which I’m not going to comment on, we do get a quick flash of Alison Brie boobs – or rather, a whole lot of boobs and a quick flash of nip – in her 2012 lingerie photoshoot with GQ. In it, she keeps on trying to pull Gillian Jacobs’ bra off, only to reveal a new one underneath. Alison’s nip does fall out in the process, though. Since that predates Horse Girl, GLOW, and the leaked nudes that shall not be mentioned (again), GQ are actually responsible for the first time we saw Alison Brie naked ever. Thanks, GQ. Gentlemen indeed.

Alison Brie sex scene to fap to that's not a leak

Horse Girl actually contains an Alison Brie sex scene that gets forgotten so often, that even I did a double-take when I rewatched the movie recently and it came up. The other lewd scene, because she’s not completely naked, that people overlook is the one where she’s in a sweater and panties and pulls her sweater up to examine her bruises. We get some pretty sweet underboob there. The scene that everyone of course knows is included here below, which is where she has a moment of psychosis and walks out of a shower that may or may not be real through the floor of the store where she works while completely nude as the customers look on confused. She then snaps out of it, panics, and covers herself up with some fabric, which I can only assume her employer took out of her pay after she got abducted by aliens. Spoiler alert or something. Enjoy the gallery of Alison Brie nude in Horse Girl.

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Tanya van Graan Naked – Starship Troopers 3: Marauder – Blu ray

Tanya van Graan naked while being medically scanned for a military mecha suit

I admit that my research here has been quite difficult for reasons I’ll get to in a second, but I am fairly confident that Starship Troopers 3: Marauder is the only movie in which we can see Tanya van Graan naked. As many of you who have been fapping over here for a while – some of you even going back to the .NET days – know, I love covering both a nude debut and hunting for actress’ rare only nude scenes of their careers, so this shouldn’t be a cause for surprise. The reason it is a cause for surprise anyway is because of the exact trajectory that the actress has followed in terms of doing nudity professionally. I would be understating it if I said that there are other ways to see photographic evidence of Tanya van Graan nude.


For starters, she’s a model. Before the #metoo movement meant that we all had to convert to Salafism and seeing so much as a woman’s nude ankle made you a gigarapist and literally Hitler, naked photoshoots were par for the course for any working model, and Tanya van Graan sure did work hard. She has done nude spreads for international women’s magazine Marie Claire while talking about giving her organs away. She’s done nude photos for international lad mag FHM, who also awarded her as the sexiest woman in South Africa in 2007. And all of that is just scratching the surface.

Tanya van Graan nude in a mixed gender group of army soldiers

The really weird thing about Tanya van Graan nude appearances is the trajectory. Starship Troopers 3: Marauder was her big break. Not only was it her first film role, but it was also her first role in a production that was not South African (though the movie was filmed in the country). Yeah, she only has about a minute of screen time, two lines of dialogue (one of which is to ridicule a man for having a small penis), and spends about two thirds of it all naked, but still. This is where you would expect an explosion of nude scenes to ride the wave, but alas, it was not so.

Tanya van Graan topless after she has been ordered to undress

A lot of people thought they saw Tanya van Graan topless in her very next role, 2010’s Mad Cow. I’m going to piss in your corn flakes right now and just tell you that that was a body double. Sorry, but it’s been confirmed. She had a faux nude scene in Death Race 3: Inferno, but the camera never shows her tits from the front nor even from the side, so no nudity there. The only thing I wasn’t able to determine is whether she got naked in Lost Boys: The Thirst. IMDB states that there definitely is nudity in which “breasts are shown,” but I couldn’t quite find out which actress that was supposed to be in the 2 minutes I spent researching before I got bored (ADHD lol). If you know, do your fellow fappers a favor and drop an answer in the comments below. In the meantime, though, enjoy Tanya van Graan naked in Starship Troopers 3: Marauder.

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Ruby Rose Naked – Orange Is the New Black – Blu ray

Ruby Rose naked in a prison shower as an inmate

Orange Is the New Black is not the only place where we can see Ruby Rose naked, but I can say with utmost confidence that it is the best. The only thing that would make this nude scene better would be if it was in 4K. “So why didn’t you capture it in 4K, then?” I hear you ask. Believe me, I spent a lot of time scratching my head before I figured out why I couldn’t get this episode to stream in 4K when Orange Is the New Black did have the very important Ultra HD tag in Netflix. The answer is that the series only began to be shot in 4K (or with cameras that would be suitable for a final 4K output) from Season 5 onward. The episode with the only Ruby Rose nude scene is, regrettably, in Season 3, which means that not only is there no UHD footage available for it at the moment, but there also never will be.


As for other offering from film and television where we have seen Ruby Rose nude, the only one is 2013’s Around The Block, a film from the actress’ native country of Australia in which she has a lesbian sex scene with Christina Ricci. Grown Wednesday Addams doesn’t get nude during that sex scene, but don’t worry about that – we see her plenty naked in the fapper’s paradise known as After.Life. As for our gay icon, her right breast makes an appearance during the steamy acts of lesbianism, but the scene is dark, most of her face isn’t in shot, just about the entirety of the rest of her body isn’t on screen either, and it’s just overall not a very fappable scene.

Ruby Rose nude in a women in prison Netflix series

There have been a number of photoshoots from which pics of Ruby Rose nude have been published, but every true celebrity nude scene fapper knows that it’s never the same as in a good movie or series. And now that we’ve gotten through alternative nude scenes, I quickly want to touch on alternative Rubies to clear any confusion. If you are hear looking for nudes of Rubi Rose, rapper from Lexington, Kentucky, you’re in the wrong place. Similarly, you might be trying to find information about Ruby Rose Turner, the 16-year-old actress, model, singer, dancer, and decorated United States Marine Corps commando. Even though the spelling there is the same, this is not the same Ruby Rose. Our one is Ruby Rose Langenheim, and no, the German name is no coincidence, since Ruby is the great-granddaughter of Ellen Bang, a German actress whose career spans predominantly from 1934 to 1945, with only four films outside of that. Make of that what you will.

Ruby Rose topless tits as she dries off after a shower

Now that we’ve spent far more time on overhead than was truly necessary, let’s get straight to Ruby Rose topless, tits wide and open on show in a women’s prison shower for a solid minute in the night episode of the third season of Orange Is the New Black, titled Where My Dreidel At. If you’re planning on making a comment about that episode title being culturally insensitive, I’d like to remind you that an earlier episode from the same season is titled Ching Chong Chang, which incidentally contains a pretty good nude scene from Taylor Schilling herself. 2015 was a different time. Bless.

Ruby Rose ass nudity as she walks completely nude among women in towels

Pretty much par for the course for Netflix, but there is no full frontal nudity in this episode, although we do get a great lingering shot of Ruby Rose’s ass as she walks away at the end. This one is mostly out the for the tit men, though. And what a great pair of boobs they are. Makes it all that much more confusing that she has such a challenging relationship with them. Then again, you have that video of her wearing a strap-on, so… Thought now I think about it, would I submit myself to getting pegged by the former MTV heartthrob just so that I could tell the story? Maybe. Offer’s out there, Ruby. You know how to reach me. For everyone else, enjoy the gallery of Ruby Rose naked from Orange Is the New Black.

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Patricia Arquette Naked – Lost Highway – Blu ray

Patricia Arquette naked and standing in a room full of men after undressing

It took a walk around a detour to get here, but we’ve finally reached the post that exhibits Patricia Arquette naked in Lost Highway. And “exhibits” is certainly the correct word, with the corn-fed Midwestern actress flashing her naked body for more than a few unnecessary nude scenes. Now, don’t get me wrong. I absolutely love unnecessary nude scenes, and the more unnecessary the better. I could make a comment on how it’s nonetheless an unusual state of affairs for such a serious actress as Patricia Arquette, but then, she did spend so much of Human Nature running around the woods completely naked, albeit with a more-than-slightly off-putting fur mesh over her breasts and face (and everywhere else, I suppose).




As for the detour, that killer music video featuring Maya Hawke nude had just dropped while I was working on shining off this post, so I thought, with that being brand new and all of the fuss around Stranger Things, it made sense to push this one a place back so I could color correct Maya Hawke’s nude debut (kind of) immediately. Though as many readers may have guessed, I have been sitting on this partially-completed footage since I posted the Natasha Gregson Wagner nude scene from the same movie.

Patricia Arquette nude as she is forced to strip in public at gunpoint

The irony of the pacing is that I watched Lost Highway last week precisely because I wanted to finally see the greatest Patricia Arquette nude scene in existence in its natural habitat. The great thing about that is that other than being surprised by the bonus nude scene, I was also pleasantly surprised by the fact that Patricia Arquette herself has multiple nude scenes in the film. I’ve only ever seen clips and screen captures from the one. You know the one I mean, don’t you? The scene where a heavy holds a gun to her head while she reluctantly strips down to her panties and walks over to a skeezy guy who is ordering the whole thing. Muy caliente, that.

Patricia Arquette topless and showing sideboob after dropping her robe

But we get to see Patricia Arquette topless so many more times in Lost Highway. I’m a week divorced from watching the film itself (again, contrary to the original plan), so I can’t off the top of my head remember the exact sequence of nude scenes, but in no particular order, they include the following. Patricia’s character is standing in a robe, the camera filming her from the side. She drops her robe, revealing some great sideboob. Multiple sex scenes, including one in slow motion, giving us a great look at her tits wobbling like the waves of the ocean as Bill Pullman thrusts into her. One nude scene shot from below, giving us both underboob and sideboob at the same time as she turns around, finishing it all off with a bit of ass crack.

Patricia Arquette boobs filmed from underneath, showing her nude body in both underboob and sideboob

I am satisfied with how many times we saw Patricia Arquette’s boobs in Lost Highway, but by contrast, we sadly got no full frontal shots. Anyone out for a pussy shot would either have to go and hunt through the stray frames from Human Nature (that may or may not be a merkin) or simply look elsewhere. If, however, you are here because you’re after Patricia Arquette naked in Lost Highway, then simply scroll down and fap to your heart’s content.

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Kelly Brook Naked – Survival Island aka Three – HD Stream

Kelly Brook naked while walking out of the sea after skinny dipping

I’ve been holding back on covering a post of Kelly Brook naked all the way back since 2012, when the .NET days began. The reasoning being that of all the nude scenes she’s done in film and television, the ones in Survival Island were the only ones I consider gratuitous enough for a satisfying fap. Sure, we got a Kelly Brook sex scene in Metal Hurlant Chronicles, but as far as actual nudity goes, we got a bit of sideboob with some barely visible nipple. Then there was the skinny dipping scene in Piranha 3D, and that one wasn’t bad, but it also wasn’t the best at showcasing our English rose’s natural assets.








So why wait this long to post the Survival Island nude scenes then? The answer is because I was always sure that a blu ray release was just around the corner. Yes, all the way back to 2012, I thought there was no point covering, say, the DVD version of it because the blu ray would be better when it came out. But it never did. Still hasn’t. And that perplexed me so much because the DVD was all the rage. Everyone and their grandmother had it, and everyone and their grandmother fapped to it. The fact that the production company didn’t take this as their cue to release it in full HD is bizarre. Except they kind of did…

Kelly Brook nude on the beach with big boobs bouncing

You can enjoy Kelly Brook nude in Survival Island in full HD from Amazon or any of the other streaming services that carry the film. It would obviously be of much better quality if it was a blu ray, but having watched it in HD for the first time a few days ago, this blows my old DVD out of the water a million times over. And so I decided that I wasn’t going to wait for the day that never comes any longer and would instead pour my efforts into editing the HD stream into the crispest, clearest, most fappable final product I can get. I’m not displeased with my final result. On a side note, rewatching the movie from start to finish for the first time in a million years, I’m not displeased with movie itself either. Yeah, even when she’s not nude, Kelly Brook is in a bikini pretty much throughout the whole thing, which ain’t bad, but also, I forgot just how good the movie was. Even the acting is phenomenal. We’ve got ham sandwich Billy Zane as one of the leads alongside Page 3 girl Kelly Brook, who I only learned the other day for the first time actually attended the prestigious Italia Conti Academy of Theatre Arts. I have no clue why everyone had such a fucking problem with it – plebs.

Kelly Brook topless as she strips off to swim at night with hard nipples

The first time we see Kelly Brook topless in Survival Island is during a sex scene right near the beginning of the film. She’s riding cowgirl with her wrists bound and over her head, and even though the camera starts out behind her, her boobs are so big and majestic, that you can clearly see them as they thrash side to side, all but wrapping around her torso with each swing. The teasing doesn’t last long. The very next shot is from the side, giving a great profile shot of her left breast and big eraser nipple. In fact, her nips are diamond hard throughout the movie, even though she’s supposed to be stranded on a tropical island. Hollywood knows which little details to focus on when doing nudity in films, although “little” definitely isn’t the word here. Kelly’s got herself some really voluminous, meaty nipples.

Kelly Brook tits showing after bikini top gets ripped off during sex scene

It’s not all happy news for Kelly Brook’s tits, though. In fact, their constant appearance in Survival Island led to a lawsuit. I’m not entirely sure what Kelly was thinking would happen when she filmed them, but neither her nor Billy Zane, who played her husband in the movie but was her fiancé in real life, were happy with the nudity that was to air. But then it went live anyway, and everyone spent the next two decades fapping to Kelly Brook nudes. Just a quick note to clear up any confusion: This movie is also known as Three in some markets. I’ve heard so many mixed messages about why it’s called this somewhere and that elsewhere that I’m not even going to bother to continue with that topic any further. So buckle up – or rather, get your buckle open – and enjoy the gallery below of Kelly Brook naked.

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