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Demi Moore Naked – Blame It on Rio – Blu ray

Demi Moore naked in Blame It on Rio almost evokes the same vibe as the other nude scene in Under The Skin. You know the one I mean. The one that everyone forgets because it got overshadowed by the one and only nude scene Scarlett Johansson has ever done. Similarly here, the movie offers us Demi Moore nude for the first time ever, and how do we repay it? We spend the next nearly four decades obsessing with Michelle Johnson’s nude scenes in the movie.

There seems to be a misconception out there that the first ever Demi Moore nude scene was in No Small Affair, in which she flashes nips a few times during a sex scene with Jon Cryer (which may or may not have led to Jon losing his virginity). I’m not sure what this controversy over which is the real nude debut is based on since IMDB has Blame It on Rio’s earliest release as February 17, 1984 and No Small Affair’s as November 9, 1984. It probably has to do with the aforementioned fact that everyone forgets that we even got Demi Moore naked in Blame It on Rio at all.

You also can’t ever talk about Demi Moore nude without bringing up her era-defining nudity in Striptease. I’m just going to go ahead and point out the obvious, which is that Striptease came out and was filmed just after Demi Moore got that awful boob job, and no matter how much she denies having fake tits, we all have functioning eyes. What that means is that even though Striptease is, as no one can deny, the home of Demi Moore’s thematically best nude scenes, Blame It on Rio has her looking at her finest, all natural, well lit and fully in view (minus some pesky hair covering her nips a fair bit).

So you’ve got Demi Moore topless at her peak in Blame It on Rio, walking seductively toward the camera and two older men – an interesting role reversal considering her dating habits of the last two decades. She then stands there like a mannequin while Michelle Johnson and her gigantic breasts converse with the two guys, before they (the girls, not the gigantic breasts) grab one of the men and drag him into the ocean, splashing around topless and happy as they ritually drown him in sacrifice to Poseidon. Wait, I might be mixing up movies. I think that last bit was from Care Bears: Unlock the Magic. Anyway, buckle up, scroll down, and enjoy Demi Moore naked in Blame It on Rio.

Tanya van Graan Naked – Starship Troopers 3: Marauder – Blu ray

I admit that my research here has been quite difficult for reasons I’ll get to in a second, but I am fairly confident that Starship Troopers 3: Marauder is the only movie in which we can see Tanya van Graan naked. As many of you who have been fapping over here for a while – some of you even going back to the .NET days – know, I love covering both a nude debut and hunting for actress’ rare only nude scenes of their careers, so this shouldn’t be a cause for surprise. The reason it is a cause for surprise anyway is because of the exact trajectory that the actress has followed in terms of doing nudity professionally. I would be understating it if I said that there are other ways to see photographic evidence of Tanya van Graan nude.

For starters, she’s a model. Before the #metoo movement meant that we all had to convert to Salafism and seeing so much as a woman’s nude ankle made you a gigarapist and literally Hitler, naked photoshoots were par for the course for any working model, and Tanya van Graan sure did work hard. She has done nude spreads for international women’s magazine Marie Claire while talking about giving her organs away. She’s done nude photos for international lad mag FHM, who also awarded her as the sexiest woman in South Africa in 2007. And all of that is just scratching the surface.

The really weird thing about Tanya van Graan nude appearances is the trajectory. Starship Troopers 3: Marauder was her big break. Not only was it her first film role, but it was also her first role in a production that was not South African (though the movie was filmed in the country). Yeah, she only has about a minute of screen time, two lines of dialogue (one of which is to ridicule a man for having a small penis), and spends about two thirds of it all naked, but still. This is where you would expect an explosion of nude scenes to ride the wave, but alas, it was not so.

A lot of people thought they saw Tanya van Graan topless in her very next role, 2010’s Mad Cow. I’m going to piss in your corn flakes right now and just tell you that that was a body double. Sorry, but it’s been confirmed. She had a faux nude scene in Death Race 3: Inferno, but the camera never shows her tits from the front nor even from the side, so no nudity there. The only thing I wasn’t able to determine is whether she got naked in Lost Boys: The Thirst. IMDB states that there definitely is nudity in which “breasts are shown,” but I couldn’t quite find out which actress that was supposed to be in the 2 minutes I spent researching before I got bored (ADHD lol). If you know, do your fellow fappers a favor and drop an answer in the comments below. In the meantime, though, enjoy Tanya van Graan naked in Starship Troopers 3: Marauder.

Sarah Snook Naked – Not Suitable for Children – Blu ray

Finding footage of Sarah Snook naked is like digging for gold. It’s difficult and often fruitless, but incredibly easy if you know exactly where to look. That where in this case is the Australian film Not Suitable for Children, which came out in 2012 to not a whole lot of international fanfare. This was relatively early in the Australian actress’ career, so it’s not surprising both that it slips under the radar so often and that the nude scene happened in the first place. It’s always easy to get your tits out on camera if you assume no one’s going to see them, I suppose. Incidentally, while I did watch this movie to see the only (proper) Sarah Snook nude scene in existence, the movie also contains a very short scene from Kathryn Beck in which she flashes her left boob. This was the first and last nude scene of her career as well.

Something that I’ve always found a bit frustrating with trying to find pics of Sarah Snook naked in any film that she’s done is that she seems to absolutely love the art of the tease. We can lead with the obvious and bring up her cornucopia of sex and shower scenes in another Australian offering, 2015’s The Beautiful Lie. In that miniseries, it’s all lead-on and no pay-off as no matter how many times we sort of kind of technically have Sarah Snook naked on the screen, through a combination of devilish camera angles and props, no nudity is actually visible. Some might consider the scenes as including sideboob, but as I’ve mused before, sideboob without nipple is just no sideboob at all.

The pain of the ever-elusive Sarah Snook nude appearance digs deeper still, however. Try to count in how many movies the Adelaide native has appeared in some type of outfit where you’re sure a nude scene is just around the corner. Now it might just have been your blue balls thinking it, but they would have remained blue and incorrect. For example, who could forget that infamous bath scene in Jessabelle? It’s the one where she’s taking a bath in a full complement of underclothing. I don’t just mean bra and panties. I mean she’s wearing shorts and a tank top as well. While taking a bath. She then flails around while completely wet for a while, but again, you see absolutely nothing because she is – to all intents and purposes – fully clothed.

It really had gotten to the point that I’d assumed that we’d never see Sarah Snook topless. Although to be fair, so much of that was my own laziness. I had gotten it into my head that she carries a no nudity clause with her wherever she goes, one evidently strong enough that even any bath scenes have her dressed in multiple layers, and so there would be no point in digging deeper. And then I really wanted a good fap to her after watching Predestination again, so I dug deeper anyway. This was when I uncovered the treasure trove that is Not Suitable for Children. The scenes are dark, it’s true, but they do include multiple clear nipple shots, some of which aren’t even blurred.

The first Sarah Snook sex scene in the comedy takes place just shy of an hour into it, and she wears her bra throughout. At this stage, I obviously thought this would be just like all of her other non-nude sex scenes. Par for the course, right? Wrong, because the next time we see her nude, she’s not wearing a bra but is instead a tiny lump of pixels in a reflection. Getting better. The time after that, she’s a bigger part of the screen but out of focus. Warmer. Then finally we get it – the nude scene so many of us have been waiting for for so long, and in all this time, it had been sitting right under our noses. The color correction on this was a bit of a nightmare since a lot of the shots were really dark, but I reckon I’ve given them a much needed boost anyway, so enjoy the gallery of Sarah Snook naked in Not Suitable for Children below.

Kathryn Beck Naked – Not Suitable for Children – Blu ray

The first time I thought I was going to see Kathryn Beck naked was in the Australian apocalypse masterpiece These Final Hours, which incidentally also co-stars Sarah Snook, as this one does. That nude scene did not materialize in spite of the tease, and although I didn’t look it up at the time, back then, Not Suitable for Children was the feature that housed the only Kathryn Beck nude scene in existence, and it continues to hold that honor still today. Incidentally, it also contains the only Sarah Snook nude scene in existence.

I’m not going to lie – this nude scene is really short. It’s so short that are exactly 15 frames where Kathryn’s right nipple is visible. Or to phrase it another way, there is so little nudity from the Australian actress, that the gallery at the bottom of this post contains literally every single frame of visible nudity. That said, being the only nude scene that she’s done, whether you were following Kathryn Beck as Lily Nelson on Home and Away, Gemma Reeves on Neighbours, or Sky Pierson on Wentworth (which by the way has shockingly few nude scenes for a series about women in prison), then you will relish all 15 frames of nudes like a thirsty man cherishes 15 drops of water.

So in what context do we get all three fifths of a second of Kathryn Beck nude in Not Suitable for Children? She plays the much loved character of Stalker Becky. When the man she is stalking, played by none other than Jason Stackhouse, comes to visit her for sex, she flashes her right boob at him while standing up on a communal stairwell in her apartment building. She then turns him down for sex, but hey at least he (and everyone else who watched the move) got a tit flash out of it. Enjoy the gallery below, which consists literally every frame in existence of Kathryn Beck naked.

Danielle Harris Naked – Halloween – Blu ray

We don’t really get to see Danielle Harris naked often. In fact, if you’ll allow me to tighten the criteria somewhat, I can even say that Rob Zombie’s Halloween movie is the only feature in which we get a proper Danielle Harris nude scene. Incidentally, one of the other kind of sort of nude scenes that the scream queen has is in the sequel to this film. In a way, it’s quite appropriate that the franchise should play such an important part of her career, since it gave her one of her first roles. No, not this movie. I’m talking about Halloween 4: The Return of the Electric Boogaloo, where she played Jamie Lloyd at the tender age of ten, turning eleven on set. She would reprise her role for the sequel to that, Halloween 5: Port of Call New Orleans.

Just to be clear, Danielle Harris doesn’t reprise her role as Jamie Lloyd in Rob Zombie’s reboot duology. In these two movies, she plays Annie Bracket, one of the characters originally created by John Carpenter for the original film that started the franchise. You know what is really weird about this whole situation, though? Considering Danielle Harris’ clear career as a scream queen, a veteran of slashers and other horrors, it’s actually quite bizarre how rarely she gets naked in the films. You’d think it would come with the territory. It normally does, to be fair. I’m not complaining or unthankful for the Halloween nude scene. I just with there were more, but that’s unlikely now.

The other movies which some might consider as showing Danielle Harris nude are the Kevin Sorbo vehicle Fatal Call and the third entry in the Hatchet franchise. Let’s start with Fatal Call. There’s a pretty lengthy sex scene, but we don’t see Danielle Harris nude in it. All of her naughty bits are covered up at all time, be it by her panties (during sex???), a blanket, camera angles, the other actor’s hands – we just never see anything. Sad. Her partial nude scene in Hatchet III is certainly muy caliente as she’s standing completely naked in what is either a jail or my old high school and getting hosed down, but alas, no nudity visible unless you count some sideass. Do ass men like sideass as much as boob men like sideboob? Is it comparable? Anyway, that’s all you’re going to get there.

Halloween, on the other hand, offers us glimpses of nip during a Danielle Harris sex scene. Then it gives us a full boob, then both of her tits, and then she quite literally stays topless for the entire rest of the movie. Before you get too excited, I’m sorry to tell you that that descriptor makes it sound a whole hell of a lot more fappable than it is. There are less than 2 minutes’ worth of shots that contain visible nudity from her, and the nudity that is visible is more often than not of limited use in assisting orgasms. You can probably tell by how weak the color correction on this one is compared to, for example, my magnum opus. That’s because just about all of the nudity is dark, moving fast enough to blur, distant, obscured by blood, or as is most often the case, some combination of all of the above.

But in spite of it all, you do see Danielle Harris topless in Halloween, and the color correction does make it slightly more fappable, even though it’s not perfect, so I suppose if you’re used to trawling around the internet looking for any Danielle Harris nudes, even stooping to the depths of searching for fakes, then this isn’t too bad. What’s more, the film also includes nude scenes from Hanna Hall, a full frontal from Kristina Klebe, and Sheri Moon Zombie as a stripper, though sadly not naked. More on all of that in due time, but for now, enjoy Danielle Harris naked in Rob Zombie’s Halloween.