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Charisma Carpenter Naked – Bound – Blu ray

What is there to say about 2015’s Bound other than that it has cemented itself in cinematic history by being the first and only feature in which we can see Charisma Carpenter naked? Quite a lot, actually. For starters, Bound was written and directed by Jared Cohn, who deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom for his work in trying to bring back the women-in-prison genre, first with the unfortunately named 17 & Life: Jailbait, which came out the year before Bound, and 2017’s Locked Up, which might actually quite possibly be a candidate for the best women-in-prison film of all time. I think we can clearly establish that Jared Cohn knows how to do whips and chains. He also knows how to pick a damn good soundtrack, but that’s by the by.

The other thing to say about Bound is that it gave use our first ever view of Charisma Carpenter’s boobs in video. So why is it relevant that the Charisma Carpenter nude debut is not the first time we’ve seen her naked, just the first time we’ve seen her naked in motion? It’s relevant because it gives us a little more insight into a question that people have been asking since the mid-00s: Has Charisma Carpenter had a boob job? A lot of people have been saying that her tits have gotten bigger since she played Cordelia Chase in Buffy the Vampire Slayer and later in Angel. They’re very obviously correct, but most people have assumed that the reason behind this is that the actress had gotten plastic surgery for it, but I’m not 100% convinced.

I kind of was, to be fair, but watching Charisma Carpenter nude in Bound has made me rethink that position. The shape of her breasts seems very natural, even in movement. I’m not seeing any obvious silicon secondary shaping. There also aren’t any surgery scars around her nipples, in the armpits, or at the bottoms of her boobs. And speaking of nipples, her nipple placement is very natural rather than too high for the large size, which is often a telltale sign of breast augmentation surgery. I tried to do some research on the topic, but every single source that indicates that Charisma Carpenter’s breasts are fake bases it on absolutely no hard evidence. Not even any soft evidence, really. It’s just a whole lot of “dude, trust me.” I tried to find any interviews where the actress has talked about it herself, but absolutely nothing came up. That said, there is one shot – the one where she’s lying down on her back on the bed – where her titties look a little sus, but what I can say is that if this is a boob job (which is possible), then it might be one of – if not the – best boob jobs I’ve ever seen.

So now that you’ve also seen Charisma Carpenter topless in motion, what do you think? Silicone or natural? Let everyone know by dropping a comment at the bottom of this post, or alternatively, if you have any information that gives credence to one theory or the other, shoot me a message via the contact page or hit me up on the official Twitter. And now to get to the movie itself. Bound is produced by The Asylum. The Asylum is famed for making mockbusters, films that capitalize on the popularity and marketing pushes of other films. Bound came out a month before the Fifty Shades of Grey film, which had been all over the news in the years preceding its production. If you can’t quite figure out where this is going yet, Bound is a BDSM-themed film. Yes, your 90s TV darling is starring naked in a movie about whipping, spanking, and bondage. I bet teenage you never saw this coming.

The film straight up opens with a Charisma Carpenter sex scene. She’s shooting a very awkward glance at the camera as a dude is on top of her, ploughing away. He then rolls off, giving us a second or less of the Buffy actress’ naked body. There’s another sex scene at the end that is quite standard, but the rest of her nude scenes in the film involve her being bound (no false advertising in the film title there) and sexed up by a different dude, usually while all sorts of whips and paddles appear, but never in any action shots. There are other sites for that, I suppose. I’ve gone through and laboriously pulled out every shot of Charisma Carpenter naked in Bound, so unzip those trousers and enjoy all of that below.

Nora-Jane Noone Naked – The Magdalene Sisters – HD Stream

God knows we took a lot of detours to get here, but we finish our tour of The Magdalene Sisters with a fap to the lovely Nora-Jane Noone naked. Not only is she my favorite of the lot – although I certainly feel treated with a lineup like we have in this scene – but she is also one of the first actresses I covered all the way back in the glory days of faptuary.net. A lot has changed since then. For starters, this is what the frame closest to the image directly about this paragraph looked like back in those humble times. But the only difference is that back then I just had the DVD whereas now I can stream it in HD, right? I don’t know. You tell me. This here is what the frame looks like in HD but without any further editing on my part. For reference, here is the full frame with all my color correction.

I’m not suggesting my work on this nude scene is my magnum opus – no, that would be the world famous Alexandra Daddario nude scene (for now) – but I am nonetheless extremely proud of what I’ve been able to accomplish in brining this nude scene to even more life. In fact, even when I thought I was done, I wasn’t done. Some more astute observers among you may notice that the shots look different here and in the Dorothy Duffy post compared to the posts for Eileen Walsh and Anne-Marie Duff. This is the kind of obsessive wank I get up to when the studios refuse to release one of my favorite nude scenes of all time on blu ray.

We get blessed with Nora-Jane Noone nude for the same reasons stated in the other three posts. The short version for those who aren’t interested in going through those is that Nora and friends are inmates at a nun’s convent laundry or something. They are being punished for reasons unknown, and true to real life, the nuns responsible for punishing the wayward girls are extremely sadistic and have a penchant for humiliation. This means forcing all the women to get completely naked, run in place, and then have degrading competitions over the girls’ private parts. Nora’s character, Bernadette, is the runner up for the hairiest bush award. I suppose, by extension, Nora-Jane Noone herself is since there is only one potential merkin in the entire lineup (I’m looking at you, Anne-Marie). That’s right, fully natural hairy pussies here. The film is set in the mid-20th century, so I respect them going for full authenticity, even down to the pubic hair.

The significance of Nora-Jane Noone topless in The Magdalene Sisters stretches beyond how fappable her body looks in the scene itself. You see, this movie is her very first acting role, so naturally it’s also her very first nude scene. You know what else it is? Her very last nude scene. And now that two full decades have passed since The Magdalene Sisters came out, I find it unlikely that that’s going to change. Don’t get me wrong, I hope we do get tons more Nora-Jane Noone nude scenes in the future, but I don’t want to hold out too much hope for something so unlikely. Is it weird that the Irish actress has held so firm on her no nudity policy all this time considering how exceptionally graphic and gratuitous her nude scene here is? Sure, but I’m glad that we got at least this. Almost makes it sweeter.

So there you have it, my present to everyone who watched The Descent and Doomsday and found themselves thinking just how much they’d like to see Nora-Jane Noone naked. By the way, I’ve found her career quite difficult to stay on top of due to her somewhat eccentric selection of projects, so if I have or perhaps in the future end up missing a lewd scene or, dare I suggest it, a full on Nora-Jane Noone nude scene, please do let me know by dropping a comment, hitting up the contact page, or shooting me a tweet at the official Twitter page.

Tamara Tunie Naked – The Devil’s Advocate – Blu ray

In all the time I’d been watching Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, I never thought that there was ever any footage in existence of Tamara Tunie naked. She just never struck me as that sort of actress, and to be fair, this is her only nude scene, so my assessment wasn’t that far off. The interesting thing was that I was more than aware of The Devil’s Advocate. After all, how could I not be. The film contains some great nudity from Danish beauty Connie Nielsen and, of course, the amazing full frontal nude scene with Charlize Theron, which, by the way, continues to be the only full frontal nude scene the South African actress has ever done.

Perhaps this is why the nude scene with Tamara Tunie was so easily forgotten – by me, but also by many others, as I found out when I began digging into this issue. It appears to be the same effect that haunts Lili Simmons throughout her career. First she had about six million nude scenes in Cinemax’s Banshee (and yes, that is Homelander you’re seeing on that page), but that got overshadowed by the glorious full frontal shot of Ivana Milicevic coming out of the bath, soapy pussy lips glistening. Then Lili Simmons had a nude scene in the first season of True Detective. Unfortunately for her, that was the very same season that included not only Alexandra Daddario’s first nude scene, but perhaps one of the greatest nude scenes in film and television history. I’m not even going to mention her nude scene in Power Book IV: Force because for all it gets advertised, I’ve yet to meet anyone that’s actually watching it. Maybe I’m missing out. Let me know if I am, but if what is to date the lone nude scene from a named actress, Jessica Raine, in this case, in Becoming Elizabeth is anything to go by, Starz have lost their touch for rampant and gratuitous nudity compared to the glory days of Spartacus.

The Tamara Tunie nude scene in The Devil’s Advocate seems to have gone the same way. The irony being that Dr. Melinda Warner has been on fappers’ hit list for spunks since her first appearance in the second season of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, but this nude scene precedes that by a whopping three years. Perhaps another factor in it slipping under the radar so well is that it is significantly more subtle than the other two nude scenes in the film. No bodies covered in cuts and blood and no demonic transformations from Tamara.

Just kidding. Tamara Tunie totally does transform into a demon creature just after the end of her nude scene. I cut this video so long ago that I don’t even remember whether her tits are still on screen during her demonic transformation, but I seem to have left that part out of the clip. That tells me that either there was no nudity visible or the shot was just too off-putting to include. That said, if it’s the latter, maybe I’m cheating some of the demon face fetishists among you out of a great fap, and I can only apologize for that.

If you’re reading this while this post is still fresh, keep an eye on the main page for the other nude scenes from The Devil’s Advocate to be posted, and if they already have by the time you see this, you can follow the links to them here and here. For now, here’s Tamara Tunie naked in her only nude scene to date.

Erin Moriarty Naked – Driven – Blu ray

I have been waiting three goddamn seasons to see Erin Moriarty naked as Starlight in The Boys, and still nothing. We got a sort of tease two episodes ago when Hughie teleports her, which of course means that her clothes have to stay behind, but even then, the post-teleportation shots are from so far away that you can’t tell whether she is actually naked or wearing a skin suit or even whether that’s her or a stunt or body double. While we did get thrown a treat by having a sort-of nude scene from Katy Breier in the last episode, we have similarly still had nothing from Dominique McElligott’s Queen Maeve.

But even though we are still waiting to see Annie January nude, it doesn’t all have to be doom and gloom and blue balls. You see, it is admittedly easy to fall into the trap of assuming that Erin Moriarty has some sort of no nudity clause wherever she goes, but one doesn’t need to dig too far to find the exception. Yes, it is one, single, lone exception, but in assessing the binary question of do Erin Moriarty nudes exist, it flips the answer from a no to a yes. In fact, if you exclude the film’s release and subsequent showing at the 75th Venice International Film Festival and 2018 Toronto International Film Festival, respectively, then it was released to general audiences almost a full month after the first episode of The Boys aired on Amazon. I’m talking, of course, about the Nick Hamm film, Driven. Why mention Nick Hamm, you ask? Well, he is responsible for directing the episode of BBC’s The Play on One that features one of the earliest nude scenes by Catherine Zeta-Jones.

So in what context do we get the one and only Erin Moriarty nude scene in existence? Well, like every good drug dealer’s whore in the 1970s, her character, Katy Connors, is crashing a party hosted by John DeLorean while high on a mixture of cocaine and angel dust. She then goes into DeLorean’s bedroom to try on his wife’s clothes, but however will she be able to try on those tight, skimpy dresses when she is already dressed herself? Yep, that simple. Thank you once again, Nick Hamm, for finding just the right reason to get the actresses that no one else can get to get naked to do nude scenes.

The first glimpse we get of Erin Moriarty topless is when she’s walking away from the camera and turning to her right. She is already partly undressed at this point, wearing no pants and with her top hanging loose. We get a great, albeit brief, view of her ass with her panties ridden up here, and we also see a few pixels of nipple as we get the sideboob showing from under her loose top. You would be forgiven if you thought that this was only a tease and there was going to be no more, but you would also be wrong. The next few shots are taken from the front, and she pulls her top right down, showing her breasts in all their glory.

We see Erin Moriarty’s tits in a few shots as she’s getting undressed and dressed. This includes a shot in a mirror. Yes, the image there is unsurprisingly tiny, but if you’d been focusing all of your attention during that shot on her sideboob, then you would be very pleasantly surprised when you look across the screen to see it includes yet another shot from the front. Also, big bonus: this nude scene is from before Erin Moriarty had plastic surgery (obligatory “allegedly”), so we get to enjoy seeing her in all her natural feminine beauty, kind of like how we recently got to enjoy Emma Thompson in all her unblemished beauty. Too much to work with? No worries. Enjoy the color corrected screen captures of Erin Moriarty naked in Driven below.

Katy Breier Naked – The Boys – 4K Stream

I never thought we were ever going to see Katy Breier naked. Yes, I understand that The Boys is no stranger to nude scenes, but they seem to never be of its main cast. I’m going to lament yet once more that we have been blessed with no nude scene from Queen Maeve, neither in the show nor in Dominique McElligott’s other work (although we do get an unfortunately overdressed women-in-prison scene in this last episode). As for Starlight, Erin Moriarty has done a nude scene elsewhere, so she’s not completely opposed to the practice, but alas, nothing from her in The Boys. Why must Amazon tease us so?

Well, it was about time they made it right, and what better way to do so than to have a scene of an octopus – not an octopus-themed superhero, but an actual octopus – giving a blowjob to The Deep? OK, that in itself is causing very few nuts to bust, although I imagine some hentai fans in the house have just had their week made. The scene does, however, include nudity from The Deep’s weird wife, Cassandra Schwartz. Cassandra is played by, if you haven’t already surmised from the last paragraph, title, and URL, Canadian actress Katy Breier. In spite of her relatively long and sufficiently prolific career, there was never any movie or series that she acted in that included any scenes of Katy Breier nude… until now.

So in what context do we get to see Katy Breier nude in this latest episode of The Boys? So, first of all, I wasn’t joking about the octopus blowjob. Don’t worry. I’m sure you’ll be able to move past it. You’ll try anyway. I believe in you. You’ll do it so you can see Katy’s sideboob and underboob as she rolls over in the bed in which said mollusc sex act is occurring. If you get past that, you will be further rewarded by getting a great view of her delicious ass as she walks away. Is it quite tame as far as nude scenes go? Sure. Is the best we have ever seen and may ever see of Katy Breier naked? Yes and probably, so enjoy.