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Maya Hawke Naked – Thérèse and Generous Heart – HD Stream

Imagine my surprise today when I’m browsing the intertubes and trip over a video of Maya Hawke naked. “But what’s the big deal?” you might be asking. “We’ve see her naked a million times before.” Well, you’re not wrong, but at the same time, the Thérèse official music video is kind of Maya Hawke’s nude debut. For all the times we could have seen Robin Buckley nude in Stranger Things, the nude scene we were all waiting for ended up happening not long after the end of Season 4. That said, there is one last seasons of Stranger Things due to come out, and if the gods are kind, at least one of the episodes is going to contain a three way lesbian sex scene between Maya Hawke, Sadie Sink, and Natalia Dyer (and yes, they have all been of age for a very long time).

Incidentally, Maya Hawke co-starred with Sadie Sink in the Fear Street trilogy as well, which, in its parody and/or homage to 90s and 70s slasher horrors, really missed a trick by giving us no nudity whatsoever. As for other source that did, and before Thérèse, there was actually one other music video that featured Maya Hawke’s nipple for all of a handful of frames. I’m not going to make a whole post about it because that literally is all of the nude content there is in it, but if you either scroll down or click here, you can see what is probably the best frame from it. If the title of this page didn’t give it away, the music video in question is Generous Heart, which is of course available in full on YouTube as well.

One more source where we can see quite a lot of Maya Hawke nude is in those paparazzi pics, which include photos of her with her one piece swimsuit rolled down, exposing her breasts completely, while she’s chilling at the beach with her mom, Uma Thurman. I’ll refer you to Uncle Scoopy for more on that. Then we got some see-throughs and stuff in photography shoots, but who the hell cares about that? The ass men among you will, I imagine, care very much about the first time we got a good look at Maya Hawke’s ass in the To Love a Boy music video, the full version of which is, as with all the others, available on Maya’s YouTube. Oh, and I know at least one of you is going to want to bring up Human Capital as her nude debut. I haven’t forgotten about it. I just don’t believe in counts, and deep down, you know you don’t either.

So long gone are the days when you had to fap to Maya Hawke, hot and wet but with barely a left nipple peaking through as in Generous Heart or in what is technically a nude scene but one that gives us very little material as Human Capital did. Now we have Thérèse. In Thérèse, Maya and friends are out in the woods one night having an orgy or something. Then the police arrive and handcuff all of them because… Anyway, all the naked female orgy-goers (yes, the men have all vanished at this stage) stand up with their hand cuffed behind their backs and their tits exposed and walk towards the camera for quite a while.

Watching Maya Hawke’s boobs bouncing rhythmically as she walks and sings topless is just the remedy I needed today, and may there be many more such offerings (I’m looking at you, Netflix). Before anyone says it, I’ll be the first to admit my color correction on this one was subpar, to say the least. I took a shortcut; it didn’t pan out. I tried to correct on top of it; the improvement was minimal. By that point, I was far too fatigued to go back and start it from the beginning, so enjoy what we’ve got here, and remember that you can still see the completely undoctored Maya Hawke naked shots from Thérèse in the official music video.

Nora-Jane Noone Naked – The Magdalene Sisters – HD Stream

God knows we took a lot of detours to get here, but we finish our tour of The Magdalene Sisters with a fap to the lovely Nora-Jane Noone naked. Not only is she my favorite of the lot – although I certainly feel treated with a lineup like we have in this scene – but she is also one of the first actresses I covered all the way back in the glory days of faptuary.net. A lot has changed since then. For starters, this is what the frame closest to the image directly about this paragraph looked like back in those humble times. But the only difference is that back then I just had the DVD whereas now I can stream it in HD, right? I don’t know. You tell me. This here is what the frame looks like in HD but without any further editing on my part. For reference, here is the full frame with all my color correction.

I’m not suggesting my work on this nude scene is my magnum opus – no, that would be the world famous Alexandra Daddario nude scene (for now) – but I am nonetheless extremely proud of what I’ve been able to accomplish in brining this nude scene to even more life. In fact, even when I thought I was done, I wasn’t done. Some more astute observers among you may notice that the shots look different here and in the Dorothy Duffy post compared to the posts for Eileen Walsh and Anne-Marie Duff. This is the kind of obsessive wank I get up to when the studios refuse to release one of my favorite nude scenes of all time on blu ray.

We get blessed with Nora-Jane Noone nude for the same reasons stated in the other three posts. The short version for those who aren’t interested in going through those is that Nora and friends are inmates at a nun’s convent laundry or something. They are being punished for reasons unknown, and true to real life, the nuns responsible for punishing the wayward girls are extremely sadistic and have a penchant for humiliation. This means forcing all the women to get completely naked, run in place, and then have degrading competitions over the girls’ private parts. Nora’s character, Bernadette, is the runner up for the hairiest bush award. I suppose, by extension, Nora-Jane Noone herself is since there is only one potential merkin in the entire lineup (I’m looking at you, Anne-Marie). That’s right, fully natural hairy pussies here. The film is set in the mid-20th century, so I respect them going for full authenticity, even down to the pubic hair.

The significance of Nora-Jane Noone topless in The Magdalene Sisters stretches beyond how fappable her body looks in the scene itself. You see, this movie is her very first acting role, so naturally it’s also her very first nude scene. You know what else it is? Her very last nude scene. And now that two full decades have passed since The Magdalene Sisters came out, I find it unlikely that that’s going to change. Don’t get me wrong, I hope we do get tons more Nora-Jane Noone nude scenes in the future, but I don’t want to hold out too much hope for something so unlikely. Is it weird that the Irish actress has held so firm on her no nudity policy all this time considering how exceptionally graphic and gratuitous her nude scene here is? Sure, but I’m glad that we got at least this. Almost makes it sweeter.

So there you have it, my present to everyone who watched The Descent and Doomsday and found themselves thinking just how much they’d like to see Nora-Jane Noone naked. By the way, I’ve found her career quite difficult to stay on top of due to her somewhat eccentric selection of projects, so if I have or perhaps in the future end up missing a lewd scene or, dare I suggest it, a full on Nora-Jane Noone nude scene, please do let me know by dropping a comment, hitting up the contact page, or shooting me a tweet at the official Twitter page.

Kelly Brook Naked – Survival Island aka Three – HD Stream

I’ve been holding back on covering a post of Kelly Brook naked all the way back since 2012, when the .NET days began. The reasoning being that of all the nude scenes she’s done in film and television, the ones in Survival Island were the only ones I consider gratuitous enough for a satisfying fap. Sure, we got a Kelly Brook sex scene in Metal Hurlant Chronicles, but as far as actual nudity goes, we got a bit of sideboob with some barely visible nipple. Then there was the skinny dipping scene in Piranha 3D, and that one wasn’t bad, but it also wasn’t the best at showcasing our English rose’s natural assets.

So why wait this long to post the Survival Island nude scenes then? The answer is because I was always sure that a blu ray release was just around the corner. Yes, all the way back to 2012, I thought there was no point covering, say, the DVD version of it because the blu ray would be better when it came out. But it never did. Still hasn’t. And that perplexed me so much because the DVD was all the rage. Everyone and their grandmother had it, and everyone and their grandmother fapped to it. The fact that the production company didn’t take this as their cue to release it in full HD is bizarre. Except they kind of did…

You can enjoy Kelly Brook nude in Survival Island in full HD from Amazon or any of the other streaming services that carry the film. It would obviously be of much better quality if it was a blu ray, but having watched it in HD for the first time a few days ago, this blows my old DVD out of the water a million times over. And so I decided that I wasn’t going to wait for the day that never comes any longer and would instead pour my efforts into editing the HD stream into the crispest, clearest, most fappable final product I can get. I’m not displeased with my final result. On a side note, rewatching the movie from start to finish for the first time in a million years, I’m not displeased with movie itself either. Yeah, even when she’s not nude, Kelly Brook is in a bikini pretty much throughout the whole thing, which ain’t bad, but also, I forgot just how good the movie was. Even the acting is phenomenal. We’ve got ham sandwich Billy Zane as one of the leads alongside Page 3 girl Kelly Brook, who I only learned the other day for the first time actually attended the prestigious Italia Conti Academy of Theatre Arts. I have no clue why everyone had such a fucking problem with it – plebs.

The first time we see Kelly Brook topless in Survival Island is during a sex scene right near the beginning of the film. She’s riding cowgirl with her wrists bound and over her head, and even though the camera starts out behind her, her boobs are so big and majestic, that you can clearly see them as they thrash side to side, all but wrapping around her torso with each swing. The teasing doesn’t last long. The very next shot is from the side, giving a great profile shot of her left breast and big eraser nipple. In fact, her nips are diamond hard throughout the movie, even though she’s supposed to be stranded on a tropical island. Hollywood knows which little details to focus on when doing nudity in films, although “little” definitely isn’t the word here. Kelly’s got herself some really voluminous, meaty nipples.

It’s not all happy news for Kelly Brook’s tits, though. In fact, their constant appearance in Survival Island led to a lawsuit. I’m not entirely sure what Kelly was thinking would happen when she filmed them, but neither her nor Billy Zane, who played her husband in the movie but was her fiancé in real life, were happy with the nudity that was to air. But then it went live anyway, and everyone spent the next two decades fapping to Kelly Brook nudes. Just a quick note to clear up any confusion: This movie is also known as Three in some markets. I’ve heard so many mixed messages about why it’s called this somewhere and that elsewhere that I’m not even going to bother to continue with that topic any further. So buckle up – or rather, get your buckle open – and enjoy the gallery below of Kelly Brook naked.

Katy Breier Naked – The Boys – 4K Stream

I never thought we were ever going to see Katy Breier naked. Yes, I understand that The Boys is no stranger to nude scenes, but they seem to never be of its main cast. I’m going to lament yet once more that we have been blessed with no nude scene from Queen Maeve, neither in the show nor in Dominique McElligott’s other work (although we do get an unfortunately overdressed women-in-prison scene in this last episode). As for Starlight, Erin Moriarty has done a nude scene elsewhere, so she’s not completely opposed to the practice, but alas, nothing from her in The Boys. Why must Amazon tease us so?

Well, it was about time they made it right, and what better way to do so than to have a scene of an octopus – not an octopus-themed superhero, but an actual octopus – giving a blowjob to The Deep? OK, that in itself is causing very few nuts to bust, although I imagine some hentai fans in the house have just had their week made. The scene does, however, include nudity from The Deep’s weird wife, Cassandra Schwartz. Cassandra is played by, if you haven’t already surmised from the last paragraph, title, and URL, Canadian actress Katy Breier. In spite of her relatively long and sufficiently prolific career, there was never any movie or series that she acted in that included any scenes of Katy Breier nude… until now.

So in what context do we get to see Katy Breier nude in this latest episode of The Boys? So, first of all, I wasn’t joking about the octopus blowjob. Don’t worry. I’m sure you’ll be able to move past it. You’ll try anyway. I believe in you. You’ll do it so you can see Katy’s sideboob and underboob as she rolls over in the bed in which said mollusc sex act is occurring. If you get past that, you will be further rewarded by getting a great view of her delicious ass as she walks away. Is it quite tame as far as nude scenes go? Sure. Is the best we have ever seen and may ever see of Katy Breier naked? Yes and probably, so enjoy.

Millie Brown Naked – Pendulum – HD Stream

This post is about Millie Brown naked. For any faceblind fappers who are here to see Millie Bobby Brown naked, take a step back and reassess the situation. I don’t want to rain on your parade, but we’re just not there yet. That said, Part 2 of Season 4 of Stranger Things is coming out on Netflix tomorrow, so for all I know, in only a few hours, Eleven will be doing full frontal pole dancing at the Hawkins Lab cantina and the first ever Millie Bobby Brown nude scene will be released to the world. I jest, of course. Netflix are known for their almost schizophrenic but mostly hesitant position on nude scenes in their movies and shows. Honorable mention goes out to Bloodline, the Netflix show that gave us a glorious full frontal nude scene from Andrea Riseborough.

But let’s not get too carried away on tangents. For those who are not aware of who this Millie Brown is, she’s a performance artist originally out of London but currently based in Los Angeles. She is probably most well known for her collaborations with Lady Gaga, which include rubbing their pussies together on stage while scantily clad and riding a mechanical bull. Yeah, I don’t know either, but this kind of performance art at least gives us tons of nudity to rave about, and Lady Gaga is no stranger to that even when collaborating with others. I assume everyone remembers Lady Gaga shambling blindfolded and nude through the woods in The Abramovich Method. Yes, that Marina Abramovich.

Millie Brown knows that the main way to get performance art right is for it all to be done completely nude. Pendulum is no exception to this. When the video starts, she has already undressed completely and is standing in the middle of a hangar or warehouse or something, surrounded by a bunch of clothed dudes. If you can’t guess from the title, she ends up turning herself into a sort of human pendulum. She gets suspended by her feet and hangs from the ceiling while paint gets dripped all over her. She then swings around, and the paint drips off of her onto the canvas underneath. The results is obviously a painting with precision and virtuosity to rival even the Dutch Masters (the painters, not the drug addicts, although…).

The line between performance art and porn blurs ever so slightly as Millie Brown gets tied up in Kinbaku or Shibari or whatever that style of Japanese rope bondage is called. Either way, I’ve seen enough Japanese pornos to understand the implications. That said, I don’t mind how absolutely silent the performance artist is throughout the whole video. I never could get into that whining in Japanese porn. Is it meant to be erotic or is it meant to remind fappers of what they’ll have to listen to if they forget to buy milk on the way home from work? I don’t mind a good Japanese nude scene – and God knows Flower and Snake Zero is one of my favorite films to beat off to – but that crying and whining, man. Just why?

I’m really going to stop going off on tangents now so that we can focus on Millie Brown’s boobs. I’ve clipped just a few shots from the video for the sake of brevity. If you want to see the full thing, it’s available in all its glory at on Nowness and so is some of her other work. That’s all. Now stop reading this drivel and go fap.