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Jeanine Nerissa Sothcott Naked – Nemesis – HD Stream

I recently watched Nemesis because I read that the delectable Lucy Aarden was in it, but I ended up getting a whole lot more eye candy from the great scene of Jeanine Nerissa Sothcott naked and wandering around her apartment with her gigantic tits out. While it didn’t beat the infamous scene with the worm’s eye view of Lucy’s inner labia, to be fair, pretty much nothing ever will. But more importantly, this venture introduced me to an incredible new (to me) genre of movies that I never knew existed – asdacore. I intend to cover more of these movies as time goes on because they’re really fucking fun to watch, and this seems like the perfect one to start with.

Jeanine Nerissa Sothcott plays Sadie Morgan in Nemesis. I understand she got joint top billing with each of her huge boobs. Seriously, them’s some enormous breasts. I can totally understand why her character chooses to walk around wearing nothing but panties, stockings, and a lacy see-through robe that she keeps open anyway. I would too, as I hope every lead actress does in these movies. I’ve still not gotten around to watching others, but I understand that the latest offering, Renegades, will not only be out this month, but it’ll even be getting a theatrical release in some places.

Whether we will get to see Jeanine Nerissa Sothcott nude in Renegades is anyone’s guess (for now), but one thing is certain – we got to see a whole lot of her in Nemesis, and that’s a piece of magic that will certainly stay in our hearts forever. If you’re reading this fresh, I’m planning another YOU CHOOSE for the next post, so head on over to the official Faptuary Twitter page to vote for which nude scene you want to see next. Be the change you want to see by voting for the tits you want to fap to. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

Nicki Aycox Naked – Animals – Blu ray

I’ve been planning to cover Nicki Aycox naked for a long time. As I write, we’ve recently gotten some very sad news. I’m not going to address it further because I don’t feel confident that I’ll come across as sufficiently reverent in the context of the rest of this write-up and the images and videos herein. For that reason, I will simply close off the topic by saying: Thank you, Nicki, for all of your wonderful performances over the years.

Speaking for myself, I first saw the Oklahoma native in Supernatural. That was network television, so we didn’t get to see Nicky Aycox nude in it, but she did play the sexiest demon ever. Meg the Demon was played by Nicki in the first season of Supernatural, with a cameo of sorts in the fourth season when Meg Masters the human girl appears as a ghost.

But even though there were no Nicky Aycox nude scenes as Meg in Supernatural, the show has a good pedigree for getting actresses with hot nude scenes to play their demons. For instance, the same Meg was later played by Rachel Miner, who has a million nude scenes of her own. Then, of course, Supernatural had Katie Cassidy as Ruby in Season 3. Again, no nudity in Supernatural itself, but Katie did have some awesome nudity in The Scribbler. Ashlynn Yennie had even better nudity in it, but that’s another story.

The first time we’ve apparently seen Nicki Aycox topless appears to be in the movie Perfect Stranger from 2007, a year before Animals came out. The thing there is that you don’t actually see her tits in the same shot as her face. In fact, you don’t even see her boobs in motion. It’s all stills. Those who know my cynicism all too well know how I feel about nude scenes where naughty bits and faces don’t appear together. I’m not going to say that there was a body double in Perfect Stranger, but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t suspicious.

And if you’re after a Nicki Aycox sex scene – especially one of the lesbianic persuasion – and don’t mind the nudity being limited to just her ass, you can check out the 2005 series Over There. Even more so if, like me, you have a thing for female soldiers. Though in that case, I also invite you to enjoy the super sweet military nude scene from Starship Troopers 3: Marauder.

Wow, all of this babble, and I still haven’t even said anything about the Nicki Aycox nudes in Animals. We see Nicki Aycox naked a lot in it. I mean a lot. I went into this movie thinking that there would be a quick nip flash and nothing more. You know, since she doesn’t do that many nude scenes. Well, she sure did do a lot of nude scenes here. In no particular order, she gets stripped and fucked on top of a car and against a brick wall outdoors in the rain, she gets completely naked for sex on a kitchen table, she gets stripped and thrown into an underground cage, where she is left completely nude, and so much more.

Animals is stealthily a great movie for nudity. What’s more, I think it may have a nude scene from Eva Amurri. I will have to review it closely because the scene is very dark and the actress’ nips seem to be obscured most of the time. Operative words being “seem” and “most of.” Anyway, when that magic is done, you will see it linked right here. If you’re not seeing a link, check back soon. And for now, let’s enjoy the beautiful Nicki Aycox nude in Animals.

Betsy Russell Naked – Tomboy – Blu ray

I’m very pleased to be brining you this footage of Betsy Russell naked today because it was requested by you, most esteemed fappers. While requests are nothing new, last week was the first time we had gotten to do a YOU CHOOSE for the next post to be covered. The choice was between Betsy Russell in Tomboy and Dominique Swain in Overlord. Betsy won by a significant margin, and now here we are. I plan on keeping the YOU CHOOSE tweets as a recurring phenomenon, so if you would like to throw in your votes for picking the next post, you can find all of those on the official Twitter profile.

“But why wouldn’t I just go into Google, Bing, or Denny’s(‘s?) Facebook profile and type in ‘betsy russell nude’ if I wanted to see this?” To take in the wonders of modern color correction, of course. Take this movie, for example. Tomboy came out in 1985, which isn’t that long ago, and yet the film – as in the physical film from which the blu ray was digitized – is just not in great shape. The grain isn’t awful, but there’s plenty of damage throughout it. Nothing some tender loving care can’t sort out, though. At least until they rediscover some long-thought-lost reel that they digitize into a 4K UHD blu ray. Or maybe it’ll be 8K by then. The future looks bright. Anyway.

The first time we see Betsy Russell nude in Tomboy is quite literally during the opening credits. The film starts with her in the shower, soaping up while upbeat 80s music plays. Now admittedly, there isn’t as much nudity in this opening scene as I’m letting on. In fact, almost none of it is actually visible on screen. Her ass is so covered in suds, that you have to use your imagination to fill in the gaps. There is a brief flash of nip during some sideboob as the camera pans down her body, but that’s about it.

There’s a Betsy Russell sex scene toward the end of the movie, but it falls into much of the same trap as the opening credits. Don’t get me wrong, though. There are a few nude shots in that one, so it’s much better. It starts with the scene of the race car driver she’s with ripping her shirt open, sending buttons flying in all direction. Betsy plays Tommy the tomboy, so of course, in 80s film logic, that means that she never wears a bra. That in turn means that we get some nice bouncing boobage when her shirt opens up. Unfortunately, the only other shot of her nips is when her breasts get unglued from the guy she’s with as they’re having sex on the floor and he peels off of her. The shot is quite dark, but it’s nothing a little color correction can’t fix.

The best moment we have of Betsy Russell topless in Tomboy is that famous scene. You know the one. She’s just crawled out of a river that she rode her bike into and she’s soaking wet. So what do you do in this situation? Take your top off right there in public, of course. Again, no bra. Thank you, 1980s – the last truly great era. As for her work after that, if any of you are wondering why you feel like you can recognize Betsy but can’t quite place her, she played Jill Tuck in the Saw films. We’ve got some great nudity from Kristi Somers from the same movie coming up, but for now, enjoy all of the Betsy Russell nude scenes in Tomboy.

Kelly MacDonald Naked – Trainspotting – Blu ray

There is a lot of controversy over where we have or haven’t seen Kelly MacDonald naked. I’m just going to say right off the bat that everything you’re seeing on this page is definitely the real deal. The Kelly MacDonald nude scene in Trainspotting is all her. In fact, not only was this her nude debut, and not only was it her film debut, it was her all-over acting debut. I guess it’s a bit more difficult to negotiate a body double when you’re in that situation.

As for after the fact – well, that’s a different story. The Scottish actress revealed last year – to absolutely no one’s surprise – that she has been using body doubles for her nude scenes. I’ve mentioned before when doing analyses of high-profile film and television nudity that the biggest cause for suspicion is when an actress’ face and boobs don’t appear in the same continuous shot at any point in a nude scene, and this sentiment has been repeated by seasoned fappers many a time for most of the nude scenes that our Glasgow girl has done over the past two decades or so.

So then is Trainspotting the only film or television series in which we have seen Kelly MacDonald nude? The short answer is no. For the long answer, I’ve had to dig a little bit deeper. My first stop was The Topless Review’s British Nudity Database, and for what it’s worth, the rest of my investigation only served to confirm what was written there. As I mentioned earlier, it’s become a matter of general knowledge that Kelly MacDonald body doubles get more screen time than she does, but even so, I did find some reputable sources for celeb nudity reporting that the nude scenes in HBO’s Boardwalk Empire and 2019’s Dirt Music were Kelly, but I’m afraid that was not the case for either.

The good news is that we have seen Kelly MacDonald topless in other movies. We’ve seen her tits in two others, to be precise, although I’m sad to report that her ass has been in hiding since that fateful scene in 1996. We get Kelly MacDonald nude scenes in Some Voices (2000) and The Girl in the Café (2005). That leaves us a whole 17 years away from her last one, and given her recent(ish) statements about body doubles, that is highly unlikely to change. Good thing recorded media is forever.

Which brings us back to that Kelly MacDonald sex scene with Ewan McGregor in Trainspotting. The young actress plays Diane, a girl the protagonist meets in a nightclub, goes home with that same night, gets his dick ridden by while thinking about football, and then gets banished by to sleep on the couch in the hallway. Yes, quite the rollercoaster, but in that time, we get the full 360 degree view of Kelly Macdonald’s naked body, and that ain’t nothing to complain about. Whether we’re going to get a late career surprise à la Emma Thompson or whether the Line of Duty actress is going to stick to her guns, no one can say, but for now, we can certainly enjoy Kelly MacDonald nude in Trainspotting.

Mary-Louise Parker Naked – Angels in America – HD Stream

For all the times that we’ve gotten scenes featuring Mary-Louise Parker naked, I find it a bit ironic that only one of them ever gave us the all-fabled full frontal nudity that so many fappers seek. Most of you will recognize the classic, and those that don’t can surely read the title on the top of this page, but I’m talking about the Mary-Louise Parker nude scene in HBO’s Angels in America. What you won’t recognize unless you’ve visited this exact page before is the new lick of color correction I’ve given it. I appreciate the fact that there are a few noticeable artifacts dotted here and there – certainly more than I’m normally satisfied with in my work – but given the quality of the original, that was always going to be unavoidable.

Just to be clear, in spite of it all, what you’re seeing on this page involved exactly zero AI upscaling. The entire process was done by pulling out details that are in the original footage, even though they may be hard or almost impossible to make out by the naked human eye in any of the original airs or releases. There’s a significance to this all, and that’s that what you’re seeing here is really 100% Mary-Louise Parker naked. None of this was “dreamed” by AI or recreated using galleries of similar content scrubbed from some training server. That clear cleft between Mary-Louise Parker’s pussy lips – it’s all her. It was always there; it’s just clearer to see now.

I do feel like it bears bringing up because for all of the times that this very specific Mary-Louise Parker nude scene has been posted throughout the internet, the quality has always been absolute ass. It’s not something anyone can blame the original cappers for either. I really can’t be bothered to dig into the technical details of how HBO did or didn’t shoot Angels in America, but it’s not exactly the crispest image around. The good news, of course, is that as long as I can get it in at least 1080p full HD and without inappropriate levels of compression, there’s usually a whole lot more information hidden in the pixels than people realize. In this case, it’s our favorite Southern girl’s outer labia peeking out from beneath her regal bush. Truly the best of both worlds.

I’m not going to do a full descriptor of every scene in which we have ever seen Mary-Louise Parker naked, but I will do a rundown of films to catch if you want to complete your collection. OK, everyone ready? Here goes. Grand Canyon (1991), the appropriately named Naked in New York (1993), Mr. Wonderful (1993), Goodbye Lover (1998), Let the Devil Wear Black (1999), The Five Senses (1999), Master Spy: The Robert Hanssen Story (2002), and of course I would be derelict in my duties to the highest degree if I didn’t mention the Showtime series Weeds, which was about a single mother battling against inflation in landscaping rates or something. In any event, it got a lot of nudity out of the actress, including the infamous bathtub scene, which I’ve always felt evoked the similarly legendary bathtub scene from both versions of Shameless. But let’s not go down too many tangents. Let’s enjoy Mary-Louise Parker nude in Angels in America instead.