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Julianne Nicholson Naked – Blonde – 4K Stream

As many times as we’ve all seen Julianne Nicholson naked, she has this sort of air around her of being a part of very few nude scenes in film and television. I don’t believe this is just some bizarre perception on my part. I think it’s to do with the way the nude scenes she’s in are shot and edited. To illustrate, let me start with one of her earlier nude scenes – Flannel Pajamas. I remember seeing the Julianne Nicholson nude scene in Flannel Pajamas not long after it came out back in 2006, and sweet Lord in heaven, I was blown away. It was one of my favorite nude scenes of all time back then and continues to be. The difference then was that we didn’t have so many blu rays and 4K streaming services to contend with, so it didn’t stick out that it didn’t have an HD release. It sure as hell sticks out now.

The nude scene itself was amazing, though. We got to see full frontal nudity from Julianne Nicholson, and it was glorious. The whole thing was well lit, of course. There were no objects in the way and the camera was steady too. Absolutely legendary. Compare that to her nude scenes in Her Name Is Carla – yet another film with no HD release as I write. In that one, we do get some great shots of her tits that last a long time and are decently enough lit, but it’s not quite the glory of Flannel Pajamas. And now that we’ve gotten those two out of the way, there’s everything else, and everything else leaves a lot of magic to be desired.

We saw Julianne Nicholson nude in Kinsey, William Vincent, Boardwalk Empire, Sophie and the Rising Sun, and Initials SG, and every single one of those nude scenes failed to hit the mark. Yes, we did technically get to see some pieces of Julianne Nicholson naked, but “some pieces” really is the key to what went wrong. Quick shots, close zooms with no face in the same shot, low lighting, and pretty much every other trick in the book to have a nude scene that does genuinely have nudity but to have it be unsatisfying nonetheless. It’s like the worst of both worlds. Absolutely shameful, especially since we got a taste of that majestic ginger bush in Flannel Pajamas.

But then all was made right when we got to see Julianne Nicholson topless in this year’s Marilyn Monroe biopic Blonde. The 51-year-old Massachusetts native doesn’t play Marilyn Monroe – that role and all the nude scenes it comes with goes to the beautiful Ana De Armas – but our Detective Megan Wheeler does play Norma Jeane’s mother Gladys, a role she spends a good while naked in. First we see her topless as she’s trying to drown her daughter in a bathtub, then sitting on the floor while wet and crying and still topless, and then her grand finale offers us full frontal nudity as she closes the door of her home, flashing her bush to the neighbors in the process. And because this is a new Netflix production, we get it in crystal clear 4K Ultra HD resolution (albeit with an unusual 4:3 aspect ratio). So after more than a decade and a half of waiting, here’s Julianne Nicholson naked in Blonde.

Hanna Hall Naked – Halloween – Blu ray

We saw Hanna Hall naked in Rob Zombie’s Halloween before we did any of the other characters, which I suppose is quite appropriate considering this was the Denverite’s nude debut. Some Rob Zombie fanatics might point out that Sheri Moon Zombie’s stripper scene preceded this one. You are correct, but sadly, as great as it is to watch her dance around a stripper’s pole, we don’t actually get to see Sheri Moon Zombie nude in this movie. But dry your eyes, dear fappers, because there is more than enough nudity to go around here, not least of which is the extensive nudity from co-star Danielle Harris, and in her nude debut, no less.

The movie also gives us some awesome full frontal nudity from Kristina Klebe, but whether that’s up yet or not will depend on whether you’re seeing any links in this sentence. You know what to do if they’re there. As for the nudity from Hanna Hall, it begins with what would otherwise be the end of a sex scene. The guy does us a favor and gets out of the way, giving us a number of shots of Hanna’s tits as she lies on her back in the bed. Rob Zombie put a tasteful loopy-meshy curtain between the actress and the camera, but the holes are wide enough to not obscure too much of the action. Certainly nothing is permanently excluded by the curtain, even if her nipples aren’t full visible in every single last frame.

We see Hanna Hall nude once more a few minutes later when she’s putting her tank top back on. Of course, the shot begins while she is still topless. Mr. Zombie sure knows how to treat his audience right. This pair of nude scene are satisfying but quite short. The good news for you is that they are far from the only nudes from the actress. If volume is what you’re after, you can see Hanna Hall naked quite a lot in Happiness Runs, which preceded her brief nude scene in Scalene, before she did her last nude scene for an episode of the delectably named Masters of Sex. Masters of Sex is actually on my radar, so we might be seeing (or have already seen) some of that later, but in the meantime, enjoy Hanna Hall naked in Halloween.

Judy Greer Naked – Reboot – 4K Stream

Seeing Judy Greer nude in Reboot was the most pleasant surprise in film and television nudity of the year. After the absurdly scaled-back offering that’s been House of the Dragon and the sexless Mattel fabrication that resulted in The Rings of Power, I’d just about given up hope. And then out of fucking nowhere – Judy Greer naked in the pilot episode of Hulu’s Reboot. The funniest part of the whole scenario is that if IMDB is to be believed, Reboot has a self-applied rating of TV-14, earning it the coveted PG / PG-13 tag.

So, quick rundown of how and why we see Judy Greer nude in Reboot. Keegan-Michael Key walks in on her naked – Hell Baby vibes, much? Well, she’s not completely naked, but her sweater is trapped in her bra, and when her co-star helps her undo it, her bra comes off as well. Her boobs are out for about a second before she covers them up with a handbra. We then get some backboob as she’s getting dressed. As I write, only the first 3 episodes of Reboot have been released. There is no nudity other than this scene yet, but episode 3 does end with (spoiler alert) Judy Greer naked in bed with Alyah Chanelle Scott in what I’m assuming is the aftermath of some lesbian sex. Hopefully there’ll be more nude scenes before the season ends, but in the meantime, enjoy some Ultra HD 4K captures of Judy Greer nude in Reboot’s first episode.

Elizabeth Olsen Naked – Martha Marcy May Marlene – Blu ray

Where were you when everyone first saw Elizabeth Olsen naked? For my own part, I’m ashamed to say that this first ever Elizabeth Olsen nude scene flew under my radar at the time. I actually don’t remember whether I covered Elizabeth Olsen naked in Oldboy back when that movie came out right in the middle of the faptuary.net days, but Martha Marcy May Marlene is definitely a film that I only watched for the first time yesterday (while everyone else was watching the Queen’s funeral, as it turned out).

Just to be clear, I was perfectly aware that the movie existed before that point. God knows I’d searched for Elizabeth Olsen nudes in Google Images enough times to get screenshots from it. There are a few reasons it continued to fly under my radar regardless. The first is that the coverage of the nude scenes and partially nude (or at least lewd) scenes from it seems to be somewhat limited. The overwhelming majority of what gets posted from Martha Marcy May Marlene is the shot from the orgy scene and little more. The second reason it took me this long to get around to the film is that said orgy scene is really blurry and washed out. I’m not criticizing the director and cinematographer. I understand it was an aesthetic choice. The issue is that it didn’t really draw me in with promises of satisfying faps.

I mean, if I’m going to be jerking off to Elizabeth Olsen nude scenes, my preference would be for the view to be as good as possible. The obvious question you might have, given the work you’ve seen elsewhere on the Faptuary, is “why didn’t you just color correct it yourself then?” Good question. And really, the best answer I can give you is that I’m not entirely sure, but that’s exactly why we’re here now. There is something exceptionally tacky about praising one’s own work (not that that’s ever stopped me before), but I’m quite pleased with the result of the orgy scene, and as far as I can see, you’re not going to find a cleaner edit of it anywhere else on the internet.

And everything you see here is actually real, Elizabeth Olsen boobs and all. Seriously, the amount of fakes going around is unreal. People out there using computer trickery to make Elizabeth Olsen porn that’s about satisfying as the run-of-the-mill MS Paint jobs that flood Google Image searches. I understand that for some sites, it’s the whole point of it and no one has claimed otherwise, but when you’re trying to find real nudity from the third Olsen twin and all you get is an endless ocean of Elizabeth Olsen deepfakes and, at best, a bunch of AI upscales that make her skin look like an industrial tin sheet… man, I don’t know. It just doesn’t hit the spot.

And it’s not like Elizabeth Olsen sex scenes don’t exist. Admittedly, the one in Martha Marcy May Marlene just has her lying face down on a basement floor while taking it up the ass, but if you’ve seen Oldboy, you know perfectly well what is available. Speaking of Oldboy, that’s for the most part the only other movie where you can get the kinds of Elizabeth Olsen nude scenes that are sufficiently fappable. 2014’s In Secret, which followed Oldboy by only a couple of months, technically had nudity from Scarlet Witch, but a few dark flashes of nipple rarely lead to the kinds of legendary orgasms that you’ll want to repeat time and time again. It goes without saying that there is no part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe in which we got to see Wanda Maximoff nude, but stranger things have happened, so I’ll keep half an eye on Disney+ anyway.

I quickly want to address the killer eyeful we got of that juicy Elizabeth Olsen ass in a few shots and the suggestions that have sprouted up here and there that the actress used a body double in Martha Marcy May Marlene. Unless there is some sort of conspiracy-level cover-up going on, all indication is that all of the nudity in the movie that is from Elizabeth Olsen’s character Martha (or Marcy May or Marlene) is indeed the very real Elizabeth Olsen naked. First of all, even though there are more than a few frames where her face isn’t in the same shot as her breasts, the camera often does cover both body parts within the same shot, even if not necessarily the same frame. The second reason we can all be confident that those are the genuine Elizabeth Olsen tits on screen is because she herself has talked about the nudity in the film.

One last thing – if you’ve ever tried to compromise on your faps by searching for Elizabeth Olsen bikini pics online, you’ll know they’re infamously hard to come by. They’re few, far between, and often of very low quality due to being taken by a paparazzo 700 yards away on a Nokia prototype PDA camera. Turns out there’s one in Martha Marcy May Marlene. There are actually quite a few parts of the movie that technically don’t include nudity but are exceptionally fappable, including a majestic braless downblouse from Elizabeth Olsen while she’s cleaning. I’ve got the gallery of nudes directly below, followed by the 4 lewd videos, followed by the lewd gallery. So unzip that fly, pull that dick out, and enjoy Elizabeth Olsen nude (and less nude) in Martha Marcy May Marlene.

Tonya Kay Naked – The Amityville Terror – HD Stream

I was actually surprised when I saw Tonya Kay naked in The Amityville Terror. I don’t mean that I didn’t expect the mockbuster – the ten millionth one on the topic of The Amityville Horror – to have nude scenes. No, the nudity was very much expected, and in fact there was a whole lot less of it than I thought. The reason I was surprised is because I thought the main draw of the nude scenes would be Nicole Tompkins, who wears some pretty skimpy outfits but never gets nude (which incidentally is a trend throughout her career). I then expected to see Kim Nielsen nude in The Amityville Terror, but she too kept her no nudity policy going. There are a number of nude scenes from Amanda Barton, who is incidentally the film’s writer, and those are the only others.

Tonya Kay does have a pedigree for nude scenes, to be fair. I haven’t even seen any of these movies, but our friends at Mr Skin list Tonya Kay nude scenes in 2014’s Nightmare Code, Death Factory, and A Better Place, 2015’s Bastard, this movie, and 2017’s Paradise Club. That’s not even counting all of the ones that have slipped through the cracks, which is not difficult to do when you’re not quite at the level of fame as, say, Scarlett Johansson or Jennifer Lawrence. Seriously, can you imagine Scarlett’s nude debut in Under The Skin or Jennifer Lawrence’s bold nudity in Red Sparrow flying under the radar? Kimberley Nixon’s unintentional boob flash in Ordinary Lies, however…

So what’s the context for the Tonya Kay nude scene in The Amityville Terror? For starters, she’s not in it much, which is why I didn’t really expect her to fill one of the only two roles for boob actresses in the film. One of her few scenes is in the kitchen of a bar. She’s having sex with an employee while seated on a surface with her dress pulled down to expose her tits. She insists that the nameless, voiceless man that’s railing her keep on going while she discusses business with a third person. When the conversation sours, she pushes her boy toy off, gets up, and pulls her dress back up to cover her breasts, but not without hooking her nipple in the process, keeping it peeking for longer than was presumably intended (by the character, definitely not the director). So kick back, undo your trousers, and enjoy Tonya Kay naked in The Amityville Terror.