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Sonoya Mizuno Naked – House of the Dragon – 4K Stream

I watched the second episode of HBO’s House of the Dragon today, and it did not include any footage of Sonoya Mizuno naked. In fact, it didn’t include footage of any characters naked, not even extras in the background, which was all that was offered in the pilot episode. Or was it? In my original report, I’d said that none of the characters that appeared nude had names and only one had lines. To be fair, that was true at time of writing, but the second episode gave us a bit of a development on the nudity front even though it didn’t have any nude scenes itself.

The second episode of House of the Dragon named the character from the first episode who both got naked and had lines. Not only did they name her, but they also made her a queen (but more in the byzantine context of Targaryen politics than in an explicit way, of course). The whore-turned-queen’s name was Mysaria, and if IMDB is to be believed, she is due to appear in all ten episodes of the first season of the series, so by no means the background character that I’d erroneously pegged her as in that fateful report.

Identifying the character by name also gives us a way to identify the actress, which is why I can now cover this Sonoya Mizuno nude scene in earnest. As tends to be the case, my faceblindness fucked me sideways once again, because not only had I seen the actress before, but I’d even seen and enjoyed (if you know what I mean) one of her previous nude scenes. We all got to see Sonoya Mizuno nude (and very much so) in Alex Garland’s sci-fi thriller Ex Machina. That movie’s fame was obviously focused among fappers around what I believe was Alicia Vikander’s first full frontal nude scene, so as with Demi Moore’s historic nude debut on the beach in the 80s classic comedy Blame it on Rio, it was easy to overlook.

Sonoya Mizuno’s sex scene in House of the Dragon, however, is more difficult to overlook since we’re now two episodes into the series and she continues to be the only character with either a name or a line to actually have a nude scene. Then again, I say that as someone who completely did overlook it when I covered the show last week, so maybe I’m not the best authority on the matter. Other than Ex Machina, we did get another view of Sonoya Mizuno naked in 2019’s Ambition, but that one isn’t exactly fap city. It’s a pretty brief scene shot from a fair distance.

Unless you specifically only want to see Sonoya Mizuno’s ass, you might feel not too different about her nude scene in House of the Dragon too. Technically, her boobs do appear, and I’ve even managed to isolate a few frames where, with the right color correction, we can get a good enough view to squeeze a few wanks out to, but this one overall really is one for the ass men. I can’t help but be cognizant of the fact that ass on screen has been acceptable on American network television for a while, and even though HBO isn’t bound by that, they seem to be following a trajectory that’s logical end point is exactly there. I hope I get proven wrong. So if you have a thing for Tokyo-born Somerset-raised hapa girls, get ready to enjoy the holy hell out of your next fap with Sonoya Mizuno naked in House of the Dragon.

Alice Englert Naked – You Won’t Be Alone – 4K Stream

If you thought you would ever get the opportunity to see Alice Englert naked, you probably didn’t think it would be in an arthouse film about a witch from North Macedonia, the artist formerly known as The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia. That said, I have to give the casting director of You Won’t Be Alone credit. When I watched the movie first, not only did I not recognize Alice (whom I was actually not familiar with before), but I also just assumed she was a North Macedonian actress based on phenotype, a far cry from the Australian actress’ presumably Celto-Anglo-Teutonic heritage. Credit to the hair, makeup, and costume departments for the transformation as well.

Though I suppose Alice Englert isn’t beyond the international filmmaking experience. Her breakout role was, after all, in Ginger & Rosa, a movie filmed and set in England (and during the 1960s, which I think makes her a time traveler too). A year later, she starred in Beautiful Creatures, in which she actually plays a witch as well. As with Cristi Harris, it’s a very specific type of role for an actress to be typecast into. I should mention that in spite of the name Beautiful Creatures, it is just tease, and the movie does not contain an Alice Englert nude scene.

You Won’t Be Alone, however, does contain an Alice Englert nude scene – the only one in existence, as I write. In the movie, she plays one of the skins that the witch character wears. I won’t go into the kinds of specifics that would give away much of the plot, but the scene in which she gets naked is a sex scene with her new husband, but technically not the loss of the character’s virginity since she had previously had sex with Arta Dobroshi when she was a man. I promise it makes sense in the movie. Kind of. Here’s the gallery of Alice Englert naked in You Won’t Be Alone.

Indira Varma Naked – Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love – Blu ray

Considering the world saw Indira Varma naked for the first time in her debut role and that role is in a film called Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love, it’s quite surprising that this might be the only feature in which she has done a proper nude scene. By nude scene, I am of course referring to all of the ten million nude scenes in the movie, as befitting of one which shares a title with the ancient Indian manual of eroticism and sex. There is no shortage of them in this movie, which is why it’s so weird that there is such a shortage of them elsewhere.

On paper, it seems like there are a number of Indira Varma nude scenes out there, but I’m convinced that even more of them are using body doubles that we already know are. For instance, it’s pretty much accepted by everyone that in the nude scene in Rome wherein Niobe is breastfeeding, those tits did not really belong to the actress. I’d take it a step further. This hasn’t been confirmed, but I’m convinced that her apparent nude scene in World Without End is also done via a body double. So, first of all, the obvious element we need to take note of is that her face and her boobs don’t ever appear in the same shot. Not only that, but the camera doesn’t even pan from one to the other. The transitions are always new shots.

That’s not the only reason I’m not convinced that it wasn’t really Indira Varma nude in that series, though. I appreciate that World Without End and Kama Sutra have very different lighting and color grading, but everything from the complexion to the skin texture on the former looks very different to what we know Indira’s body looks like from Kama Sutra. I understand a lot can change in the 16 years between the two productions, but I still think something fishy is afoot. Each of those points in isolation, I would have overlooked, but together, it’s just far too suspicious.

We might have gotten some stray shots of Indira Varma topless in Hunted. A whole lot of props are very obviously intentionally used to obscure any real nudity during a sex scene, but there is a point during which the light behind her appears to outline the silhouette of her nipples. This last literally a few frames and no more and is frankly the primary reason that I’m not tagging this post with the coveted label of Only Nude Scene. A secondary reason is her role in the German film Zehn wahnsinnige Tage, which allegedly contains “topless female nudity” that is meant to be from Indira.

As for Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love, you’ve got Indira Varma sex scenes coming out the ass, should you want them, as well as plenty of nudity that is not part of a sex scene. Now for some bad news. There are multiple cuts of this film out there. I don’t just mean certain scenes are cut; I mean entire shots are cropped differently to be a little more… halal, I guess. I happen to know there is a very lewd cut of this movie out there. Whether there is an HD release of it anywhere, however, I cannot say, which is a shame, because there ain’t nothing more satisfying in a nude scene than the absolute full frontal. Fret not, though, for there’s still plenty to see of Indira Varma naked from the blu ray, which you can enjoy right here. Fap on, brothers.

Ashley Greene Naked – The Immaculate Room – 4K Stream

Seeing Ashley Greene naked in The Immaculate Room caught my attention in a very interesting way. This film does not contain her nude debut, and it is by no means the only place where we can see her naked. What The Immaculate Room offers us, however, is that rare kind of nude scene that hits all the points to make it perfect. Well, all except for one. I would have appreciated it more if the frontal shots of the Twilight actress covered more of her body, but if she wasn’t going to do a full frontal nude scene, there are just no two ways around that. Certainly from a technical perspective, this scene was a marvel. It is well-lit, the camera is of exemplary quality (don’t laugh; I’ve seen even big budget films shot on mediocre hardware), and the view is both detailed and unobscured. The scene was also released in Ultra HD 4K 2160p resolution, and I never turn down extra pixels.

This is the only Ashley Greene nude scene that fits that bill, and boy did she pick the right time to do it. Our Florida girl has aged like the finest of wines. In the years since she went naked for the first time in Rogue, her boobies have developed into one of the finest pairs of MILF tits I have ever seen. Seriously, she’s blessed every which way. Back in the 2010s, she had a pair of boobs that were angelically firm for their large size, and now that that firmness has given way to gravity, they’ve settled into an equally alluring shape. Like, I’m not even mad that we didn’t get more nude scenes out of her back in those days, because that is a pair of breasts that has yet to dip from their peak and hopefully never will. Incidentally, The Immaculate Room was filmed before her pregnancy, so make of that what you will.

The former Alice Cullen seems to know it, because this is the second year in a row in which we have been graced with a brand new Ashley Greene nude scene. Last year, we got Aftermath, which broke a roughly half-decade-long hiatus in nudity from the actress. We did see nips in Aftermath, but in terms of technical features, that scene was the opposite to this one from The Immaculate Room. The Ashley Greene nude scene in Aftermath was dark, partially obscured, and distant(ish), meaning you really had to strain for a good fap. Her nudity in Rogue was not quite as dark, which is fine, but that now covers all of the films and television shows in which Ashley’s done nude scenes. 2010, of course, gave us that lewd advertising campaign with Sports Illustrated where Ashley Greene wore nothing but body paint, and then there are the leaked nudes, which I won’t comment on except to once again ask how it’s possible that every single celebrity on the planet can’t afford a phone that doesn’t have a laughably crappy camera.

And all of that brings us right back around to Ashley Greene topless in The Immaculate Room. Why “topless” when she’s completely naked? Because the only frontal shots we get are limited to her breasts and face. Don’t get me wrong – they’re amazing shots – but we don’t really get the full illustration of her total nudity. The fun ends when Kate Bosworth tells Emile Hirsch to give Ashley his shirt, which is conveniently long enough to also cover her crotch. We almost get another shot of Ashley Greene’s boobs later on when Kate Bosworth walks in on her in the shower, but by the magic of freeze frame, I can tell you that she has some sort of pasty taped over her nipple. There’s also a threesome later on in the film, in which Ashley and Kate make out in an erotically charged lesbian kiss while high on ecstasy, but for some reason, they’re both fully dressed for that.

There is also a lingering shot of that majestic Ashley Greene ass, and like her frontal shots, it is well lit. Those of you who haven’t seen the movie – and to be fair, even many of you who have – will probably be asking whether we get any nudity from Kate Bosworth in it. At this stage, the answer is that I’m not sure. There are certainly plenty of teases and a few shots that may or may not include a nipple or two. I do, of course, plan to investigate, and if I find something, you’ll be able to see it by clicking here. In the meantime, sit back, unzip, and enjoy Ashley Greene nude in The Immaculate Room.

NEWS: Will There Be Nudity in House of the Dragon?

The short answer is yes, but it will probably be nothing to write home about and is unlikely to include any main characters. So in a way, that’s almost a soft “no.”

I watched the first episode of House of the Dragon today, The Heirs of the Dragon, an episode name also fitting the new series’ place as a sort of heir to HBO’s Game of Thrones series. It had two nude scenes and one near miss.

The first scene is the near miss. The queen is in a bath tub, and as people tend to be when bathing, she is naked. If you’re hoping for a repeat of the iconic nude scene with Emilia Clarke lounging in and then rising out of the bath tub when she played Daenerys Targaryen, banish the thought. The bathwater is completely opaque, and the actress stays below the waterline at all times.

There's a BATH SCENE in House of the Dragon! 😱 Zippers down and cocks out, y'all!

So I want everyone's verdict:
Which bath scene was more fappable?
This or Emilia Clarke's? pic.twitter.com/0KoMQvIfNn
— Faptuary (@faptuary) August 21, 2022

The second “nude” scene and the first proper nude scene in House of the Dragon features an actress whose name I cannot find because her character is not named in the show. If you’re either eagle-eyed or desperate, you can catch a few flashes of nip throughout this scene. If you’re an ass man, you will probably be a bit more satisfied.

HBO: We're going to get rid of gratuitous sex by only including it where it is essential to the story rather than for "sexposition".

Also HBO: All nudity is now limited to unnamed characters with all of 2 lines, 1 of which is to tell the audience what a character's name is.

🤔 pic.twitter.com/d17LAUQh7B
— Faptuary (@faptuary) August 21, 2022

The last nude scene is split in two in the episode. Doctor Who is enjoying an orgy, and a whole lot of naked women and men can be seen in the background. Not a single one of these characters has a speaking line, let alone names.

In what can only be an exhibition of intentional comedic irony, the pilot of #HouseoftheDragon finalizes its commitment to eliminating sexposition and sticking to only story-relevant nudity by concluding with an orgy scene where not a single naked character has a name or line. pic.twitter.com/0oGh1IwAXz
— Faptuary (@faptuary) August 21, 2022

So why am I harping on about this? Because it runs contrary to the wormy appeasement and grovelling that HBO have been vomiting over the past month or so. As The Telegraph points out, Game of Thrones was marred by (rightful) accusations of “sexposition,” where gratuitous, pointless nudity was on screen during what were often dry monologues in a lazy effort to not lose the audience. The New York Times sums up HBO’s stance on the matter by referring to House of the Dragon’s approach as being “self-consciously tasteful, popping up like a diorama in a natural-history museum.” So naturally, I’m curious as to how they’ve done this by having literally all of the nudity in the first episode done by unnamed characters and all but one nude actress having no speaking lines at all.

There seems to be little consensus on the topic, and it’s to the point where reports on it vary so wildly that it’s not even clear that everyone is talking about the same show. Our friends from the Emerald Isle claim that there will be “plenty” of nudity on display, and Steve Toussaint, who plays Lord Corlys Velaryon in House of the Dragon, told audiences that there would still be nudity, if not quite as much as in GoT. IndieWire report a “multitude of nude and sex scenes in Season 1” and that the creators of the series have claimed them “necessary” to the story. Matt Smith has even added his two cents in an interview with Rolling Stone about how there were too many sex scenes and that they were unnecessary.

The whole approach from HBO has shown a strange misunderstanding about the appeal of nudity in these kinds of shows, Game of Thrones included, among the new generation of showrunners. When approached about nudity, on multiple occasions, this was automatically associated with “sexual violence,” as if the two concepts cannot be separated. Salon identified a flipflop in HBO’s position on even this, where showrunner Miguel Sapochnik told The Hollywood Reporter that the show would not “shy away from it” and “shine a light” on it, while executive producer Sara Hess told Vanity Fair that sexual violence would not be depicted on screen at all.

The reality of the situation will make itself clear over the next two months and a bit as the debut season of House of the Dragon unfolds, but I’m likely to take this pilot episode as an indicator of the direction of the rest of them. For what it’s worth, the careers of the four main actresses by and large do not show form for nude scenes, let alone gratuitous ones.

Milly Alcock and Emily Carey, who play the younger Rhaenyra Targaryen and Alicent Hightower, respectively, do not have any previous nude scenes under their belt, and given HBO and television at large’s habit of frontloading nudity in the first one or two episodes of an actress’ appearance in a show, it’s unlikely that they’ll start now.

Emma D’Arcy plays the (relatively) older Rhaenyra, and the story is the same with her, although to be fair, she hasn’t had her debut scene in House of the Dragon yet, so we don’t quite have the full story there, meaning hope remains.

The most hope I’m reluctantly holding onto, however, is for Olivia Cooke, who plays the other half of the Alicent Hightower role. The Mancunian actress has brief nudity in both The Quiet Ones (2014) and the appropriately named Naked Singularity (2021), with a considerably more gratuitous naked appearance in 2016’s Katie Says Goodbye. Olivia has yet to appear on screen in House of the Dragon, so I’ve got all fingers and toes crossed that if we ever do get some top tier nudity out of the show, it’ll be from her.

Don’t worry. I don’t intend to make tedious, unfappable posts like this a regular fixture. Titties will follow. In the meantime, I leave you with this bizarre moment from the first episode.

My favorite part of #HouseoftheDragon is when King Viserys names Mr Bean as heir to the Iron Throne. 🔊 pic.twitter.com/PFE9dQ5s4c
— Faptuary (@faptuary) August 21, 2022

UPDATE – Aug 29

No, there wasn’t any nudity in episode 2, but the character who had a nude scene and a line in the pilot episode was given a name (and a much bigger role) in the episode that followed.

Her name is Mysaria, and she is played by Japanese–British actress Sonoya Mizuno of Ex Machina fame. Given this revelation, I have gone back and given her nude scene the due consideration it deserves. It’s got a new (significantly superior) lick of color correction, proper editing, and a selection of stills captured from it.

Looking forward to not be disappointed by episode 3, but not exactly holding my breath.

UPDATE – Sep 5

Episode 3: Second of His Name contained no nudity, no lewdity, no allusions to either, and I think at one point it gets made canon that every person in Westeros has the body of a Ken or Barbie doll or a Sim when you remove the blur.

I will of course continue to monitor the situation, as I am now also doing for The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power.

UPDATE – Sep 12

Episode 4: King of the Narrow Sea finally has the kind of nudity we were waiting for.

We get an honest-to-the-Old-Gods-and-the-New Milly Alcock nude scene in Episode 4 of House of the Dragon.

That’s right. The actress who plays Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen, who had never done a nude scene before, has finally done one. It’s not the most gratuitous of nude scenes, but which madman would pass up the opportunity to see Milly Alcock naked?

There are actually two Milly Alcock nude scenes in the episode, but as I write, I’m not convinced that the first of them has any visible nudity. By the time you read this, the full analysis will probably already be up. If there is a link in this paragraph, then follow it to see for yourself and get the final answer.

By contrast, we could have gotten an Emily Carey nude scene in this episode as well, but did not. Young Alicent Hightower is having sex with her husband, King Viserys Targaryen, but she is doing so while wearing a Westerosi bra. Yes, a sex scene involving a bra. What sad times we live in.

There are also ten million extras who appear naked in a King’s Landing pleasure house in this episode, but none have names or lines.

My hope for suitable nudity from House of the Dragon is somewhat restored, and I will continue to follow future episodes in the hopes of more, as I have been doing with The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power.

BREAKING NEWS!

Milly Alcock's inner labia spotted in House of the Dragon ep 4! 🌷 pic.twitter.com/QCLdh2IOtP
— Faptuary (@faptuary) September 12, 2022

UPDATE – Sep 19

Episode 5: We Light the Way was the last episode of House of the Dragon to feature performances from Milly Alcock and Emily Carey.

I know what you’re all here for, so I’ll skip right to the chase. This episode had no nude scenes.

After the previous episode contained that great extended nude scene with Milly Alcock, including her lounging around in a whorehouse and having sex with Ser Criston Cole, I really did think that even though we only had one episode left with the Australian actress, the last episode to have her in the role of Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen would include some nudity from her as one final hurrah. No such luck.

The weirdest thing about it is that – without dropping any spoilers – this episode did cover Rhaenyra’s wedding. Admittedly, I don’t remember this element featuring in HBO’s adaptation Game of Thrones, but if you’ve read the books in the Song of Ice and Fire series, you’ll know that weddings in Westeros contain some rather choice customs that give producers the perfect excuse to shoehorn a nude scene into a show – you know, when it is necessary “to progress the story” (in the way that the graphic orgy scenes from the pilot episode definitely didn’t, but who’s keeping track?).

If you haven’t read the books, what I’m referring to is the practice of stripping the bride and groom completely naked at their wedding right there in front of everyone. Yes, really. And since the source for that seems to be a Sansa chapter, I’m glad I’ve finally figured out what purpose those POVs served other than giving readers a chance to zone out as they move through.

Suffice it to say, no such public stripping happened at Rhaenyra’s wedding – not of Milly Alcock, not of her groom, not even of any background orgy guests à la the first episode.

As for any scenes of Emily Carey nude, for all the talk in last week’s article in The Guardian about the young actress doing sex scenes on camera for the first time, we didn’t get anything lewd last week, and there was nothing even approaching nudity from Emily in this last episode of hers in House of the Dragon.

Emma D’Arcy and Olivia Cooke join the cast next week in the roles of Rhaenyra Targaryen and Alicent Hightower, which they will carry in the remaining five episodes of the season. Does that give us enough time for some nude scenes out of them? Time will tell, and I will continue to update this post every week with any news.

UPDATE – Sep 26

Episode 6: The Princess and the Queen aired last night. We said goodbye to Emily Carey without a parting nude scene and Milly Alcock with just the one. The roles of Queen Alicent and Princess Rhaenyra were filled by Olivia Cooke and Emma D’Arcy, neither of whom got naked in the episode.

There’s really nothing more to say at this stage other than that there are 4 episodes left to air, and we can do naught but keep our fingers crossed for results in the future.

Stay tuned.

UPDATE – Oct 3

Episode 7: Driftmark aired mere hours ago.

The good news is that we have our first Emma D’Arcy sex scene in her role as Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen.

The bad news is that she remains pretty much fully clothed throughout. No nudity whatsoever.

BEHOLD! The latest sex scene in House of the Dragon… wherein one character remains fully clothed.

HBO have actually gone from unnecessary gratuitous nudity to removing nudity even when it would be completely expected. 😕

🔔 Shame! Shame! Shame! 🔔 pic.twitter.com/KK7Fjp5mnM
— Faptuary (@faptuary) October 3, 2022

UPDATE – Oct 10

Episode 8: The Lord of the Tides contained no nudity.

I think I spotted Sonoya Mizuno in it again, but she was wearing clothes this time around. Sad times. Or it might have been someone else. It’s hard to say for sure since I had House of the Dragon on in the background while fapping to Game of Thrones episodes for old times’ sake.

We’ve got two episodes left, and it’s not looking good, laddos. Considering out of the eight episodes that have aired this season, we have only had TWO nude scenes from named characters, I think it would be naïve to expect too much over the next fortnight.

I’ll keep an eye on the show anyway in hopes for the best and update this post with any news.

UPDATE – Oct 18

A bit late, but there’s nothing to report on the nudity front anyway.

The season finale of House of the Dragon is in about a week, and if the show follows classic HBO rules, we’re up for a big nude scene then. For example, the finale of the first season of Game of Thrones…

Emilia Clarke and the good ol' days… 🐉 pic.twitter.com/YYCx8hPsOL
— Faptuary (@faptuary) October 18, 2022

UPDATE – Oct 24

I come bearing good news.

Yes, I understand that any of you that have been following these updates expect me to write about some amazing, mind-blowing nude scene that happened and follow it up with a “just kidding; no nudity,” but not this time.

We genuinely did get a genuine nude scene out of Emma D’Arcy’s Rhaenyra Targaryen.

That’s the good news. The less good news is that the actual proper nudity is limited to one frame. No, that’s not an exaggeration. You can see her nipple in literally one single frame.

I appreciate this makes me (and if you’re reading this because you care, you as well) sound really desperate and prone to grasping for straws, but in potentially both our defenses, there are no other Emma D’Arcy nude scenes in existence, not in House of the Dragon nor anywhere else. Here’s to hoping that by the time you read this, that link leads you to a page of many others, but that’s not the case yet.

In any event, it’s not as bad as it sounds. Yes, we did only get one frame of nip, but there’s about half a minute of footage of Rhaenyra Targaryen shambling around in a see-through garment, bouncing tits clearly visible through it, and some great downblouse action, so I’m sure you can find enough material to fap to if you really put your mind to it.

If not, we can wait for Season 2 to be equally, if not more, disappointed by the drought of nudity we will surely face in that one.

Thank you for joining me on this journey. There’s no one else I’d rather fap with. That means you. Yes you, reading this right now. You, Mike. Don’t look behind you.