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Polly Walker Naked – Rome – Blu ray

It was about time to do a nice, beefy post, and what better topic to do it with than Polly Walker naked in HBO’s Rome? Yeah, shame on you if you thought that Fapsmith was going to make a habit out of phoning it in with lean posts of 5 second-long nude scenes. I obviously had the exact opposite to work with when going through Rome. The series itself has a cornucopia of nude scenes from a number of the actresses, but even when you drill it down, we got a variety of Polly Walker nude scenes split across four separate episodes, coming in at second place for the most amount of nudity in the series, losing only to her in-show daughter Octavia, played be Irish actress Kerry Condon.

It is actually a bit funny because I remember back when Rome came out in 2005, it did have a bit of a reputation for being a gratuitous nudity fest. Certainly a large part of that reputation was well-deserved. For instance, when color correcting for these very scenes in this post, I cam across something that may slip under your radars as you watch the videos above and certainly slipped under most people’s radars, my own included, when watching the show as it’s meant to be on TV. My rather aggressive color correction, however, brought it out nice and clear. I’m talking about Lee Boardman’s ballsack slapping Polly Walker’s bare ass during their sex scene. Seriously, this is practically hardcore porn-tier. Considering it is clear that neither actor is using a body double in any other part of the sex scene, it’s unlikely that that’s the case here.

I’m not complaining that a Polly Walker nude scene contains *gasp* Polly Walker nude. I just find it very weird that HBO had their actors actually have literal genital contact during the filming of what I can only assume is meant to be a simulated sex scene. And if it wasn’t simulated, than Rome is literally hardcore pornography. And yet, in retrospect, it all seems rather pared back. Admittedly, the show’s successors didn’t have this level of genital contact, but compare how frequent and graphic the nude scenes were in – to use the most extreme example – Starz’ Spartacus. Of course, Spartacus had what was to me a very huge issue, which is the incessant use of the most evil invention on the planet – the merkin. I love a good bush – I really do. A merkin is not a bush any more than a clay figurine of a boob is a boob.

That said, we should be thankful for just how much we got to see of Polly Walker topless in Rome. Aside from having an all natural bush in a cast of actresses with all natural bushes, although it may not have been Spartacus-tier, HBO’s Rome was still from an era when nudity in film and television wasn’t seen as so problematic. It’s no coincidence that I chose Spartacus to compare it to. Starz, the network that produced Spartacus, produced another series this year. I’m talking, of course, about Becoming Elizabeth. You remember Becoming Elizabeth? It’s that show that all but opened with the nude debut that everyone had been waiting for – that of Call the Midwife’s Nurse Jenny Lee, Jessica Raine. And then we never saw her nor anyone else naked again for the entire rest of the show.

Polly Walker’s boobs may have only appeared a handful of times – four, to be precise – but that’s three more than one, far more than the token nude appearance to reel viewers in and leave them blue balled. For those among you keeping score, the episodes in which we see Polly Walker naked are the pilot episode, it’s follow-up, then the next one, and episode six. Yeah, the first three episodes of HBO’s Rome all had Polly Walker nude scenes. At the end of that one, a lot of people, myself included, probably thought that it would be an episodely affair. Unfortunately, at that point, there was only one more on the horizon, and then no more. Not from Polly, at least. Plenty from her co-stars, of course.

And that was the last of the Polly Walker sex scenes in Rome. And no, I haven’t forgotten that an entire second season was released. That one just contains no more nudity from Atia of the Julii, even though she continues to be a central character. I’m quite upset by that because Polly Walker had gained a bit of weight between the filming of the two seasons, and oh man, she had filled up in all the best ways by Season 2. I was hoping we’d get to see those nice, big, juicy MILF titties, but alas, no such luck. Yeah, she has a bath scene in the third episode of the second season, but I scrubbed through it looking for a money shot, and with regret I have to report that none such shot exists. Season 2 of Rome did have less nudity overall than the first, but it’s especially disheartening that Polly Walker nude scenes dropped from 4 all the way down to a flat 0.

And so we find ourselves constrained solely to the first season for this post, but hey, if you find yourself looking very closely to Polly Walker’s ass in the scene where she walks out of the Roman bath, you might spot a little something that wasn’t that obvious in the original air that my color correction has brought out. There is something visible in her thigh gap. Because it’s obviously in very dark shadow regardless of how much I boost the luma, it’s unclear exactly where the pubic hair ends and the pussy lips begin, but what I’ve got can certainly help your imagination along. Well, that’s my megapost of the quarter done, so scroll down and enjoy Polly Walker naked in Rome.

Sonoya Mizuno Naked – House of the Dragon – 4K Stream

I watched the second episode of HBO’s House of the Dragon today, and it did not include any footage of Sonoya Mizuno naked. In fact, it didn’t include footage of any characters naked, not even extras in the background, which was all that was offered in the pilot episode. Or was it? In my original report, I’d said that none of the characters that appeared nude had names and only one had lines. To be fair, that was true at time of writing, but the second episode gave us a bit of a development on the nudity front even though it didn’t have any nude scenes itself.

The second episode of House of the Dragon named the character from the first episode who both got naked and had lines. Not only did they name her, but they also made her a queen (but more in the byzantine context of Targaryen politics than in an explicit way, of course). The whore-turned-queen’s name was Mysaria, and if IMDB is to be believed, she is due to appear in all ten episodes of the first season of the series, so by no means the background character that I’d erroneously pegged her as in that fateful report.

Identifying the character by name also gives us a way to identify the actress, which is why I can now cover this Sonoya Mizuno nude scene in earnest. As tends to be the case, my faceblindness fucked me sideways once again, because not only had I seen the actress before, but I’d even seen and enjoyed (if you know what I mean) one of her previous nude scenes. We all got to see Sonoya Mizuno nude (and very much so) in Alex Garland’s sci-fi thriller Ex Machina. That movie’s fame was obviously focused among fappers around what I believe was Alicia Vikander’s first full frontal nude scene, so as with Demi Moore’s historic nude debut on the beach in the 80s classic comedy Blame it on Rio, it was easy to overlook.

Sonoya Mizuno’s sex scene in House of the Dragon, however, is more difficult to overlook since we’re now two episodes into the series and she continues to be the only character with either a name or a line to actually have a nude scene. Then again, I say that as someone who completely did overlook it when I covered the show last week, so maybe I’m not the best authority on the matter. Other than Ex Machina, we did get another view of Sonoya Mizuno naked in 2019’s Ambition, but that one isn’t exactly fap city. It’s a pretty brief scene shot from a fair distance.

Unless you specifically only want to see Sonoya Mizuno’s ass, you might feel not too different about her nude scene in House of the Dragon too. Technically, her boobs do appear, and I’ve even managed to isolate a few frames where, with the right color correction, we can get a good enough view to squeeze a few wanks out to, but this one overall really is one for the ass men. I can’t help but be cognizant of the fact that ass on screen has been acceptable on American network television for a while, and even though HBO isn’t bound by that, they seem to be following a trajectory that’s logical end point is exactly there. I hope I get proven wrong. So if you have a thing for Tokyo-born Somerset-raised hapa girls, get ready to enjoy the holy hell out of your next fap with Sonoya Mizuno naked in House of the Dragon.

Alice Englert Naked – You Won’t Be Alone – 4K Stream

If you thought you would ever get the opportunity to see Alice Englert naked, you probably didn’t think it would be in an arthouse film about a witch from North Macedonia, the artist formerly known as The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia. That said, I have to give the casting director of You Won’t Be Alone credit. When I watched the movie first, not only did I not recognize Alice (whom I was actually not familiar with before), but I also just assumed she was a North Macedonian actress based on phenotype, a far cry from the Australian actress’ presumably Celto-Anglo-Teutonic heritage. Credit to the hair, makeup, and costume departments for the transformation as well.

Though I suppose Alice Englert isn’t beyond the international filmmaking experience. Her breakout role was, after all, in Ginger & Rosa, a movie filmed and set in England (and during the 1960s, which I think makes her a time traveler too). A year later, she starred in Beautiful Creatures, in which she actually plays a witch as well. As with Cristi Harris, it’s a very specific type of role for an actress to be typecast into. I should mention that in spite of the name Beautiful Creatures, it is just tease, and the movie does not contain an Alice Englert nude scene.

You Won’t Be Alone, however, does contain an Alice Englert nude scene – the only one in existence, as I write. In the movie, she plays one of the skins that the witch character wears. I won’t go into the kinds of specifics that would give away much of the plot, but the scene in which she gets naked is a sex scene with her new husband, but technically not the loss of the character’s virginity since she had previously had sex with Arta Dobroshi when she was a man. I promise it makes sense in the movie. Kind of. Here’s the gallery of Alice Englert naked in You Won’t Be Alone.

Indira Varma Naked – Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love – Blu ray

Considering the world saw Indira Varma naked for the first time in her debut role and that role is in a film called Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love, it’s quite surprising that this might be the only feature in which she has done a proper nude scene. By nude scene, I am of course referring to all of the ten million nude scenes in the movie, as befitting of one which shares a title with the ancient Indian manual of eroticism and sex. There is no shortage of them in this movie, which is why it’s so weird that there is such a shortage of them elsewhere.

On paper, it seems like there are a number of Indira Varma nude scenes out there, but I’m convinced that even more of them are using body doubles that we already know are. For instance, it’s pretty much accepted by everyone that in the nude scene in Rome wherein Niobe is breastfeeding, those tits did not really belong to the actress. I’d take it a step further. This hasn’t been confirmed, but I’m convinced that her apparent nude scene in World Without End is also done via a body double. So, first of all, the obvious element we need to take note of is that her face and her boobs don’t ever appear in the same shot. Not only that, but the camera doesn’t even pan from one to the other. The transitions are always new shots.

That’s not the only reason I’m not convinced that it wasn’t really Indira Varma nude in that series, though. I appreciate that World Without End and Kama Sutra have very different lighting and color grading, but everything from the complexion to the skin texture on the former looks very different to what we know Indira’s body looks like from Kama Sutra. I understand a lot can change in the 16 years between the two productions, but I still think something fishy is afoot. Each of those points in isolation, I would have overlooked, but together, it’s just far too suspicious.

We might have gotten some stray shots of Indira Varma topless in Hunted. A whole lot of props are very obviously intentionally used to obscure any real nudity during a sex scene, but there is a point during which the light behind her appears to outline the silhouette of her nipples. This last literally a few frames and no more and is frankly the primary reason that I’m not tagging this post with the coveted label of Only Nude Scene. A secondary reason is her role in the German film Zehn wahnsinnige Tage, which allegedly contains “topless female nudity” that is meant to be from Indira.

As for Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love, you’ve got Indira Varma sex scenes coming out the ass, should you want them, as well as plenty of nudity that is not part of a sex scene. Now for some bad news. There are multiple cuts of this film out there. I don’t just mean certain scenes are cut; I mean entire shots are cropped differently to be a little more… halal, I guess. I happen to know there is a very lewd cut of this movie out there. Whether there is an HD release of it anywhere, however, I cannot say, which is a shame, because there ain’t nothing more satisfying in a nude scene than the absolute full frontal. Fret not, though, for there’s still plenty to see of Indira Varma naked from the blu ray, which you can enjoy right here. Fap on, brothers.

Ashley Greene Naked – The Immaculate Room – 4K Stream

Seeing Ashley Greene naked in The Immaculate Room caught my attention in a very interesting way. This film does not contain her nude debut, and it is by no means the only place where we can see her naked. What The Immaculate Room offers us, however, is that rare kind of nude scene that hits all the points to make it perfect. Well, all except for one. I would have appreciated it more if the frontal shots of the Twilight actress covered more of her body, but if she wasn’t going to do a full frontal nude scene, there are just no two ways around that. Certainly from a technical perspective, this scene was a marvel. It is well-lit, the camera is of exemplary quality (don’t laugh; I’ve seen even big budget films shot on mediocre hardware), and the view is both detailed and unobscured. The scene was also released in Ultra HD 4K 2160p resolution, and I never turn down extra pixels.

This is the only Ashley Greene nude scene that fits that bill, and boy did she pick the right time to do it. Our Florida girl has aged like the finest of wines. In the years since she went naked for the first time in Rogue, her boobies have developed into one of the finest pairs of MILF tits I have ever seen. Seriously, she’s blessed every which way. Back in the 2010s, she had a pair of boobs that were angelically firm for their large size, and now that that firmness has given way to gravity, they’ve settled into an equally alluring shape. Like, I’m not even mad that we didn’t get more nude scenes out of her back in those days, because that is a pair of breasts that has yet to dip from their peak and hopefully never will. Incidentally, The Immaculate Room was filmed before her pregnancy, so make of that what you will.

The former Alice Cullen seems to know it, because this is the second year in a row in which we have been graced with a brand new Ashley Greene nude scene. Last year, we got Aftermath, which broke a roughly half-decade-long hiatus in nudity from the actress. We did see nips in Aftermath, but in terms of technical features, that scene was the opposite to this one from The Immaculate Room. The Ashley Greene nude scene in Aftermath was dark, partially obscured, and distant(ish), meaning you really had to strain for a good fap. Her nudity in Rogue was not quite as dark, which is fine, but that now covers all of the films and television shows in which Ashley’s done nude scenes. 2010, of course, gave us that lewd advertising campaign with Sports Illustrated where Ashley Greene wore nothing but body paint, and then there are the leaked nudes, which I won’t comment on except to once again ask how it’s possible that every single celebrity on the planet can’t afford a phone that doesn’t have a laughably crappy camera.

And all of that brings us right back around to Ashley Greene topless in The Immaculate Room. Why “topless” when she’s completely naked? Because the only frontal shots we get are limited to her breasts and face. Don’t get me wrong – they’re amazing shots – but we don’t really get the full illustration of her total nudity. The fun ends when Kate Bosworth tells Emile Hirsch to give Ashley his shirt, which is conveniently long enough to also cover her crotch. We almost get another shot of Ashley Greene’s boobs later on when Kate Bosworth walks in on her in the shower, but by the magic of freeze frame, I can tell you that she has some sort of pasty taped over her nipple. There’s also a threesome later on in the film, in which Ashley and Kate make out in an erotically charged lesbian kiss while high on ecstasy, but for some reason, they’re both fully dressed for that.

There is also a lingering shot of that majestic Ashley Greene ass, and like her frontal shots, it is well lit. Those of you who haven’t seen the movie – and to be fair, even many of you who have – will probably be asking whether we get any nudity from Kate Bosworth in it. At this stage, the answer is that I’m not sure. There are certainly plenty of teases and a few shots that may or may not include a nipple or two. I do, of course, plan to investigate, and if I find something, you’ll be able to see it by clicking here. In the meantime, sit back, unzip, and enjoy Ashley Greene nude in The Immaculate Room.