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Saoirse Ronan Naked – Ammonite – Blu ray

Yes, this really is 100% Saoirse Ronan naked. No, it is not the most explicit nude scene ever filmed, nor anywhere close. I’m getting both of those out of the way right from the start because I don’t want anyone to be disappointed if they were expecting something more graphic, and I don’t want anyone crying fake or body double or anything like that. The important thing to focus on in times of nudity famine is that we very genuinely did get to see Saoirse Ronan nude in Ammonite. While I’m getting bad news out of the way, I’ll add that the original scene is so dark, that even with the blu ray as a source and no further compression, the range of light was narrow enough that it begins to look like absolute ass when you bump it up.

Speaking of ass, that’s most of what we get to see from Saoirse Ronan nude in Ammonite. The context is that Kate Winslet is eating her pussy out. No, I’m not joking. If you haven’t seen the movie, it’s about famed paleontologist Mary Anning and geologist Charlotte Murchison, whom the filmmaker has decided were secretly in a lesbian relationship in the 1840s. I’m still not joking. It’s the kind of fanfiction you read on Wattpad. That’s not to say I disliked the movie. I thought it was great. After all, it is literally the only film in which we can see Saoirse Ronan naked.

Someone is going to point out that very early in the American-born Irish actress’ career, we did see Saoirse Ronan nude in How I Live Now (2013). You would certainly be forgiven for assuming that was legit. After all, Saoirse herself talked in an interview with MTV (YouTube mirror) about filming a sex scene in that movie and being half-naked… but that’s the hint, isn’t it? “Half-naked.” If she was only half-naked in her nude scenes, then who was completely naked in her nude scenes? The answer is Laura Harold. Very nice body, but we can equivocally confirm that Saoirse Ronan did use a body double in How I Live Now.

As for the Saoirse Ronan sex scene with Kate Winslet in Ammonite, all indication is that it is all her. It’s true that we don’t see Soairse’s boobs and face in the same frame – like, ever – but one or two shots do pan between them without a cut. Glamour certainly felt it was sufficiently intimate and authentic, but if that’s not enough for you, the Daily Mail have an entire article about how honored Saoirse was to rub her pussy lips all over Kate Winslet’s face on her birthday. And then there’s some other very explicit sex talk in it for good measure. Quite unexpected from an actress that hadn’t done nude scenes before and hasn’t done them since, but I sure ain’t complaining. Here’s Saoirse Ronan naked in Ammonite.

Elizabeth Olsen Naked – Martha Marcy May Marlene – Blu ray

Where were you when everyone first saw Elizabeth Olsen naked? For my own part, I’m ashamed to say that this first ever Elizabeth Olsen nude scene flew under my radar at the time. I actually don’t remember whether I covered Elizabeth Olsen naked in Oldboy back when that movie came out right in the middle of the faptuary.net days, but Martha Marcy May Marlene is definitely a film that I only watched for the first time yesterday (while everyone else was watching the Queen’s funeral, as it turned out).

Just to be clear, I was perfectly aware that the movie existed before that point. God knows I’d searched for Elizabeth Olsen nudes in Google Images enough times to get screenshots from it. There are a few reasons it continued to fly under my radar regardless. The first is that the coverage of the nude scenes and partially nude (or at least lewd) scenes from it seems to be somewhat limited. The overwhelming majority of what gets posted from Martha Marcy May Marlene is the shot from the orgy scene and little more. The second reason it took me this long to get around to the film is that said orgy scene is really blurry and washed out. I’m not criticizing the director and cinematographer. I understand it was an aesthetic choice. The issue is that it didn’t really draw me in with promises of satisfying faps.

I mean, if I’m going to be jerking off to Elizabeth Olsen nude scenes, my preference would be for the view to be as good as possible. The obvious question you might have, given the work you’ve seen elsewhere on the Faptuary, is “why didn’t you just color correct it yourself then?” Good question. And really, the best answer I can give you is that I’m not entirely sure, but that’s exactly why we’re here now. There is something exceptionally tacky about praising one’s own work (not that that’s ever stopped me before), but I’m quite pleased with the result of the orgy scene, and as far as I can see, you’re not going to find a cleaner edit of it anywhere else on the internet.

And everything you see here is actually real, Elizabeth Olsen boobs and all. Seriously, the amount of fakes going around is unreal. People out there using computer trickery to make Elizabeth Olsen porn that’s about satisfying as the run-of-the-mill MS Paint jobs that flood Google Image searches. I understand that for some sites, it’s the whole point of it and no one has claimed otherwise, but when you’re trying to find real nudity from the third Olsen twin and all you get is an endless ocean of Elizabeth Olsen deepfakes and, at best, a bunch of AI upscales that make her skin look like an industrial tin sheet… man, I don’t know. It just doesn’t hit the spot.

And it’s not like Elizabeth Olsen sex scenes don’t exist. Admittedly, the one in Martha Marcy May Marlene just has her lying face down on a basement floor while taking it up the ass, but if you’ve seen Oldboy, you know perfectly well what is available. Speaking of Oldboy, that’s for the most part the only other movie where you can get the kinds of Elizabeth Olsen nude scenes that are sufficiently fappable. 2014’s In Secret, which followed Oldboy by only a couple of months, technically had nudity from Scarlet Witch, but a few dark flashes of nipple rarely lead to the kinds of legendary orgasms that you’ll want to repeat time and time again. It goes without saying that there is no part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe in which we got to see Wanda Maximoff nude, but stranger things have happened, so I’ll keep half an eye on Disney+ anyway.

I quickly want to address the killer eyeful we got of that juicy Elizabeth Olsen ass in a few shots and the suggestions that have sprouted up here and there that the actress used a body double in Martha Marcy May Marlene. Unless there is some sort of conspiracy-level cover-up going on, all indication is that all of the nudity in the movie that is from Elizabeth Olsen’s character Martha (or Marcy May or Marlene) is indeed the very real Elizabeth Olsen naked. First of all, even though there are more than a few frames where her face isn’t in the same shot as her breasts, the camera often does cover both body parts within the same shot, even if not necessarily the same frame. The second reason we can all be confident that those are the genuine Elizabeth Olsen tits on screen is because she herself has talked about the nudity in the film.

One last thing – if you’ve ever tried to compromise on your faps by searching for Elizabeth Olsen bikini pics online, you’ll know they’re infamously hard to come by. They’re few, far between, and often of very low quality due to being taken by a paparazzo 700 yards away on a Nokia prototype PDA camera. Turns out there’s one in Martha Marcy May Marlene. There are actually quite a few parts of the movie that technically don’t include nudity but are exceptionally fappable, including a majestic braless downblouse from Elizabeth Olsen while she’s cleaning. I’ve got the gallery of nudes directly below, followed by the 4 lewd videos, followed by the lewd gallery. So unzip that fly, pull that dick out, and enjoy Elizabeth Olsen nude (and less nude) in Martha Marcy May Marlene.

Ruth Ramos Naked – The Untamed / La Región Salvaje – Blu ray

If you are aware of any other films or TV series that include Ruth Ramos naked, let me know. Her career thus far has been limited to productions in her home country of Mexico and, not at all out of character, these features have been in the Spanish language, limiting much of their global reach to the Spanish-speaking world. The Untamed – also knows as La Región Salvaje – is actually an exception to that limitation, but we’ll get to that in a second. In the meantime, if any fappers from Mexico or who keep up with Spanish-language film press know of any other Ruth Ramos nude scenes, let me know in a comment below, via the contact page, or on Twitter.

The Untamed/La Región Salvaje is Ruth Ramos’ first ever role as far as IMDB shows, placing its initial limited showing in Mexico at just a month after her 22nd birthday. She is part of the Arrogante Albino theater group (Vimeo/Instagram), which she may have been part of since before The Untamed/La Región Salvaje was released in 2016, but I’m at a significant linguistic handicap, so I really cannot say for sure. Once again, if any Mexibros have anything to add, reach out.

Because this is the Tijuana native’s first ever role, this is naturally also the first time we’ve seen Ruth Ramos nude. It is also almost certainly the only time we’ve seen her do a nude scene, but again, I’m open to correction on this. Remember earlier when I said that The Untamed/La Región Salvaje is an exception to the rather localized nature of the other features that Ruth Ramos has been in? Well, to illustrate the point, the movie has been shown in the Venice Film Festival, Toronto International Film Festival, L’Étrange Festival, BFI London Film Festival, Thessaloniki International Film Festival, AFI Fest, Palm Springs International Film Festival, Sofia Film Festival, Offscreen Film Festival, San Francisco International Film Festival, The Overlook Film Festival, Sydney Film Festival, Karlovy Vary International Film Festival, Jerusalem Film Festival, New Zealand International Film Festival, Scanorama Film Festival Vilnius, and so many more.

Whether all of those film festivals picked The Untamed/La Región Salvaje up for the opportunity to see Ruth Ramos topless, whether it was for the copious nude scenes of her co-star Simone Bucio, or whether it was because live-action tentacle hentai was all the rage in 2016 and 2017, I couldn’t say. Sorry, did I forget to mention that the film was Mexico’s attempt at producing live-action tentacle hentai? How silly of me. Yes, we do get to see Ruth Ramos naked as she’s rubbing her clit in the shower and then again when she’s changing her top in front of a mirror, but what really sets the movie apart is the raw number of alien monster sex scenes.

For such a highbrow movie, I too am surprised, but not complaining, I suppose. Any excuse to see the main actresses nude, even if that means bizarre monster sex. Simon Bucio and Ruth Ramos both have their turns having sex with the alien creature that apparently is really good at poking vaginas with its many penis-like tentacles, and they’re both naked in those scenes. You may think I’m joking, but I’m not. That’s literally the central plot point of the film. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, so a bit of simple arithmetic puts the gallery below at 44,000 words. While the Simone Bucio nude scenes are being prepared (or perhaps already are), enjoy Ruth Ramos nude in The Untamed/La Región Salvaje.

Linda Blair Naked – Savage Streets – Blu ray

When people watched the infamous projectile vomit scene from The Exorcist for the first time, I don’t imagine many of them thought that at any point in the future, fappers would be seeking out pictures of Linda Blair naked. Yet as it turns out, when little Regan MacNeil grew up and stopped being possessed by Satan or Pazuzu or Helen Thomas or whoever it was, she actually turned out quite attractive. What’s more, she went through a phase of getting naked in movie after movie, keeping a lot of fappers happy through the 80s and early 90s.

Linda Blair’s nude debut was in a 1983 film called Chained Heat, and there are few important things to note about that. The first is that it’s a sleazy women-in-prison film. Very nice. The second is that it has no relation to the seven million other films with “Chained Heat” in the title produced by Lloyd A. Simandl which, with the partial exception of Chained Heat II, are just literal pornography with literal porn stars in the roles, not films with actresses. The third – and this is where I have to hold back tears as I type – is that not only has Chained Heat not been released on blu ray, there hasn’t even been an HD streaming release. Sure, it gets recut and released on DVD a million times over, but I just can’t fap to DVD nudes anymore. I’ve been too spoilt. My God, even regular blu rays are slowly becoming unfappable as 4K becomes the norm.

So sadly, we have yet to get a real crystal clear look at Linda Blair nude in Chained Heat, and it’s uncertain whether we ever will. And that brings me right around to Savage Streets. Excepting her role in a segment of Imps*, Savage Streets was Linda Blair’s very next film after Chained Heat, and as you can see from the images and video around you, this one did get a blu ray release. The video quality is actually absolute ass at quite a lot of points, but making use of some digital trickery to clean up an imperfect blu ray will always yield infinitely better results than – may the Heavens forgive me for speaking of this evil – using AI upscaling on very low resolution footage.

There’s only one scene in Savage Streets in which we get a proper look at Linda Blair topless, and that’s the one where she’s in a bathtub, but we do get a few shots of inner sideboob in her high school locker room and nipples showing through her wet shirts as she fights with another girl in their school showers (while Linda is inexplicably wearing no bra). Before I run out of space, dishonorable mention for 1985’s Red Heat, another women-in-prison film with Linda Blair nude scenes that we may never see in high definition. Even the DVD is hard to find for the one since it seemed to have gotten a very limited release. Why do they torment us so? And so I leave you with what is likely the best footage we do or will ever have of Linda Blair naked.

Cécile Breccia Naked – Starship Troopers 3: Marauder – Blu ray

Perhaps the most high profile view of nudity we had from Starship Troopers 3: Marauder was Cécile Breccia naked during that infamous group nude scene from the movie. If you don’t know which scene I’m talking about, I’ll refresh your memory by referring to the last time I covered it. Of course, that time around, it was to highlight the participation of South African actress Tanya van Graan, who plays a fellow mobile infantryman (infantrywoman? infantryperson?), so that post did not pay due diligence to Cécile Breccia or Nicole Salandra, issues which I plan to correct today and in the near future, respectively.

The fappers among you who have seen other Cécile Breccia nude scenes are more likely than not to be French or at the very least connoisseurs of French cinema. Of the three other films which I have found to include nude scenes from the partly Italian-descended French-born actress, two are from her native country. Her nude debut was in 2006’s Président, in which she’s frolicking naked on a bed. This was followed by a scene in Hollywood’s own The Hills Have Eyes II, where she played an unnamed woman – credited only as “Pregnant Woman” – tied down with her boobs showing but covered in filth and bodily fluids. I don’t know. Might be your thing I guess.

The last movie in which we saw Cécile Breccia nude is the French sex comedy Cyprien, where we get a nice bit of sideboob and ass. There is something I noticed, which is that in Starship Troopers 3: Marauder, Cécile looks like she’s had a boob job, but she doesn’t look it at all in the other films in which she’s done nude scenes. I saw no news results indicating anything of the sort, but I’m cognizant that if any gossip mags have commented on it, they’ll be in French, and the only word I know in French is qui, so I’m a bit out of my depth. If any French fappers have any information on the topic of Cécile Breccia’s breast implants (or lack thereof), leave a comment down below, hit me up directly, or go via the official Twitter. Otherwise, enjoy the gallery of Cécile Breccia naked in Starship Troopers 3: Marauder below.