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Morgan Taylor Campbell Naked – The Orchard – HD Stream

We didn’t get to see Morgan Taylor Campbell naked as Tilda Weber in Netflix’s new series The Imperfects. The show had no nudity, so that was always going to be the case. But even looking back at the Canadian actress’ career, there isn’t exactly a trend of Morgan Taylor Campbell nude scenes in the films and television shows that she has been in. No, you would need at least two instances to establish a trend, and two, she does not have. She does, however, have one.

If you’ve read that title of this page, then it will be of no surprise to you when you read that we did get to see Morgan Taylor Campbell naked in The Orchard. We got to see her nude in the charming little Canadian film for the first time, for the only time, and a lot. And I mean a lot. When I was cutting down the shots for capture, I found there are about three-and-a-half minutes of continuous nudity from The Imperfects’ superheroine. I couldn’t say how many scenes that’s broken down into since there are plenty of ways to argue for what is or isn’t “the same scene,” but I can tell you that we see Morgan Taylor Campbell naked in the first five minutes of The Orchard, and then we get nudity from her with no more than 11-minute intervals between such shots until after the movie is an hour in.

I guess what I’m saying is that if we were cursed to only see Morgan Taylor Campbell nude in one lone feature of her career, I am so goddamn glad that it’s this. Now that she’s starring as Tilda Weber in the show that has taken Netflix’s number 2 spot, it’s unlikely that the Alberta native will be doing many more nude scenes. I mean, remember when Emilia Clarke had her tits out all the time in the first season of Game of Thrones and following its success, there was so much less nudity from her? Well, Morgan was already past nudity by the pilot season of The Imperfects, so it certainly isn’t coming up from here.

I mean, I certainly would like the already in-demand next season to The Imperfects to drop a Morgan Taylor Campbell sex scene out of nowhere, probably involving some itchy nipples and a stage show, but let’s be honest – that isn’t going to happen with nor without the silly factor. To put it into perspective, The Orchard came out the same year as Sadie’s Last Days on Earth, another Canadian movie, but one where she was actually the lead, rather than simply “the female lead,” and we haven’t gotten any more nudity from her since.

Now that she’s broken into Netflix stardom, it’s over for any fappers’ dreams (until her career fizzles and nudes of her on the beach get “leaked” with suspiciously convenient timing). I mean, it’s not especially likely that The Imperfects will take flagship status for Netflix in the same way that Stranger Things has, although the two shows have already been compared, but there is definitely enough traction there where we are about as likely to see her nude in the future as we are any of the stars from that show – though shoutout to the nurse from Hawkins Infirmary for her incredible nude scene in the women-in-prison short The Penal Colony.

But it ain’t so bad going back to The Orchard time and time again for our fix of Morgan Taylor Campbell topless. As I’d already said, she gets naked in the movie a lot, but there’s also something else about it – it’s actually a really good film. It’s sort of got a light-hearted comedy-drama vibe to it, certainly veering more toward comedy than drama, but man, the drama side of it actually hits quite hard. I’m not even joking when I say that the final third or so of the film was really moving. I can make a hundred dismissive comments about Morgan Taylor Campbell flashing her pussy lips several times in the movie with no shame (and I will), but it struck me that during a certain scene in the film that I won’t describe explicitly out of respect for anyone who wants to see it, her acting is so on point, it’s absolutely world class.

I’m reminded of the great Cortney Palm, who went to university for theater – University! For theater! – and still she’s mostly famous for her nude scenes. Now, they are some of the most incredible nude scenes around, including what, if memory serves, was her nude debut in Sushi Girl, but her talents are clearly being underutilized. Morgan Taylor Campbell did eventually move past that, and even in The Orchard, her acting skills were front and center, but so was her trimmed pubic hair with labia fully visible on screen. Not to mention her tits and ass. There is literally nothing of her we don’t see in that movie, and thank God for that.

In fact, whom we really have to thank for Morgan Taylor Campbell’s boobs being forever on the internet for all to see is writer and director Kate Twa, for whom The Orchard is one of only two directorial credits. I’ve waxed lyrical endlessly over female writers and directors being responsible for the best nude scenes, and here we have yet another example to the list. Between being tied completely naked to a tree and pulling goofy faces while having sex with a guy while the camera films up her ass, enjoy all the captures of Morgan Taylor Campbell nude in The Orchard below.

Milly Alcock Naked – House of the Dragon – 4K Stream

Lesbians and gentlemen, we have finally seen Milly Alcock naked as Rhaenyra Targaryen. Episode 4 of House of the Dragon, titled King of the Narrow Sea, gave us the Milly Alcock nude scene we have all been waiting for. Just to be clear, this is such a momentous occasion that even mainstream media has been buzzing over it. Newsweek reported that the Australian actress told them her sex scene with Matt Smith was “interesting” and that she was “very comfortable” with it. This might sound like a nothing comment, but we’ll actually come back to it in a bit because it will be answering a question that everyone who watched the episode probably had – or certainly the cynics among us did. The Independent took a break from highbrow reporting of royal mourners to write two separate articles just to call Milly’s sex scenes in this episode gnarly and uncomfortable.

The New York Post mentioned the intimacy coordinator for the Milly Alcock sex scene with Matt Smith, which is another deceptively important piece of information that we’re going to touch on in a bit. The Metro had this piece that is literally just about the sex scenes in this episode hilariously juxtaposed with a memorial of the Queen in a banner across the top. Esquire had a piece about how “shocking” the incestuous sex scene was “for nearly everyone but the cast,” forgetting that anyone who has read the books knows that the Targaryens have a propensity toward incest. Also, putting aside fantasy worlds, uncle-niece marriages were incredibly common in our own middle ages, which the Song of Ice and Fire franchise has been based off of since A Game of Thrones came out in 1996, so the fling between Rhaenyra Targaryen and Daemon is… why the hell am I defending this? Jezebel had their own take on it, which was different to all of the others, if nothing else. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Milly Alcock nude as Rhaenyra Targaryen is something we actually got treated to twice in the episode (kind of). So, all of this talk about her sex scene with Matt Smith’s Daemon Targaryen is a bit of a red herring to the point where I’m not even sure why that’s the major story arc that all of the media outlets focused on. In that scene, two things happen. Or rather, two things don’t happen. Firstly, we do not see Rhaenyra Targaryen naked in it. Matt Smith does undress her, and we even see some pubic mound (full shave, by the way), but no boobs, ass, or pussy lips are visible. The second thing that does not happen is Rhaenyra and Daemon having sex. Yes, their “sex scene” is just a bit of heavy petting and some awkward kissing. Are you feeling aroused yet?

The great news is that mere minutes later, we do get to see Rhaenyra Targaryen nude when she has sex with her knight protector Ser Criston Cole à la Whitney Houston in The Bodyguard. If you haven’t watched the episode, Rhaenyra loses her virginity to him, and House of the Dragon completes its transformation into a late 90s/early 00s teen series. I’m being unkind. All of that blue balling across the first three episodes and the only proper nude scene from the show before this being from Sonoya Mizuno, I am satisfied that we got at least a few flashes of nip and even a frame or two of inner labia out of Milly.

There’s one last point I’d like to make about Milly Alcock’s sex scene with Matt Smith. During the undressing parts – or indeed during all of the shots where parts of her naked body are visible – her face is almost never in the same shot. My philosophy has always been that a continuous pattern of the actress’ face not appearing in the same shots as her body in a nude scene means that a body double is in play. That’s actually what I thought was going on with this scene when I watched it and again when I edited it. I now bring your attention to the points raised earlier about Milly saying she felt “very comfortable” with the sex scene with the Doctor Who actor and the intimacy coordinator specifically for the scene between the two. Unless all of that’s hot air, then that really was Milly Alcock naked in that first scene with Matt Smith. Most of the footage I captured is from the other scene, the one with Ser Criston Cole, which was considerably more graphic. Everything from both of those is down below, so enjoy Milly Alcock nude as Rhaenyra Targaryen from House of the Dragon.

Oh, by the way, spoiler alert.

Morfydd Clark Naked – Saint Maud – Blu ray

If you’re reading this in 2022, there’s an almost 100% chance that the reason you’re seeking out pictures of Morfydd Clark naked is because you are either watching or have been made aware of the existence of The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power. The Welsh actress plays the elf Galadriel, previous played by Cate Blanchett in the Peter Jackson Lord of the Rings film trilogy. There is some indication that Amazon will be treating us to the first (hopefully full) frontal Morfydd Clark nude scene in The Rings of Power, but as I write, the first two episodes are out, and the only thing we’ve seen is a wet dressing gown with what are almost certainly digitally removed nipples. Sad.

And that brings us around to Saint Maud. Saint Maud is a Channel 4 co-production, which is usually a good start when you’re after something with unnecessary and gratuitous female nudity, even with their reality shows. Now don’t get too excited because the nudity in Saint Maud is actually quite limited. Without sounding like a snob, normally I wouldn’t cover a nude scenes with this level of tameness, but unfortunately, the movie contains the only Morfydd Clark nude scenes in existence (so far). I really did try very hard to get as much as I could out of it. I scrubbed through a few scenes where it looked like she was wearing topless and we were seeing a very heavily in-shadow sideboob and some more where we might have been getting hints of nips during deep downblouses. I’m sorry to say she is wearing a bra or some other type of top in all of these scenes.

Where we do genuinely see Morfydd Clarke nude in Saint Maud is in two separate scenes. The first is a sex scene in which she is very frustratingly wearing a top. The good news is that we see a good bit of her ass. The other good news is that her top is very loose, so if you can take your eyes off of her ass crack, you can see her tits flapping around wildly as she rides her obese date cowgirl style. The second nude scene has her taking a shower. Like some sort of punished child, she’s facing the wall the entire time, so all the camera catches is her ass, but boy oh boy, what a delicious bottom it is. No connection to nudity, but it would be remiss of me if I didn’t mention that in the same way that Son of Sam was ordered to kill by a neighbor’s dog, Saint Maud has the murderous animal role filled by a Welsh beetle (or perhaps a very fat cockroach). Oh, sorry, spoiler alert and all that. Enjoy Morfydd Clark nude in the only time of her career below, lovingly captured and color corrected from 2019’s Saint Maud.

Christina Ricci Naked – After.Life – Blu ray

Watching Christina Ricci naked in movies was one of the things that made the first decade of the new millennium worth living. Indeed, when I think of the 00s, I think of nu metal, three quarter shorts, and Christina Ricci nude on the television screen – DVD if you were lucky; VHS otherwise. Anyone that has been following (and fapping to) her career knows that we have since been blessed with blu ray releases of even some of her earlier work, which meant enjoying the nudity in crisp high definition. I can tell you for free that teenage me would have probably died of bliss if someone told him that in a decade, all of his favorite nude scenes would start getting full HD releases. Of course, we’re at the stage now when full HD nudity is becoming the minimum acceptable standard and what is currently accepted as the impressive resolution is 4K ultra HD 2160p. Truly the relentless march of technology.

There is a bit of a dark side to it all, though. Sure, it starts off with borderline-innocent (but more borderline than innocent) stories of a barely legal Christina partying with an even younger Gaby Hoffman and Courtney Love (yes, the Courtney Love of playing-guitar-naked-on-stage fame) and being dragged by the latter to casinos and strip clubs. Then you get to the darker stuff like not getting the lead roles during the romantic comedy era because she was typecast as the emotionally dead – or, in the case of this film, literally dead – goth girl that exists to get naked. The New York Times article even appears to confirm that Christina Ricci had breast reduction surgery at the age of 19 “because she couldn’t stand the way people talked about her body.” This is certainly news to me since for the bulk of her adult career, the Santa Monica-born actress has denied multiple times ever having plastic surgery to make her boobs smaller, or so the meme goes. People have certainly been guessing that she’s had a boob job (anti-boob job?) for ages. I guess your tits can only shrink so much before people start being suspicious that it’s not weight loss alone causing it.

Even so, this seems not to have distracted from the cornucopia of Christina Ricci nude scenes, which continue to carry legends of their own. In a very recent episode of Variety’s Actors on Actors, the actress told Sydney Sweeney of a movie in which she was pretty much naked for the entire time and remained naked between shots of nude scenes. Something about looping the awkwardness all the way around to being not awkward again, a set of experiences which the Independent have linked quite appropriately to a more direct interview with the Euphoria actress. In the Variety interview, Christina Ricci doesn’t actually say which movie she is talking about. Some commenters have assumed that the movie in question is Black Snake Moan. I can understand why. It’s one of my favorite movies to beat my meat to… I mean to enjoy the natural beauty of the human form… to. But I have another theory. I’m a lot more confident that the movie in question, the one in which Christina Ricci was naked through much of the shooting, was none other than After.Life.

Everyone knows all about the endless scenes in Black Snake Moan of Christina Ricci, sexy in a Confederate crop top and daisy dukes, or even just the crop top and a pair of stained white panties… or even just the white panties and a heavy metal chain. And there were nude scenes in that too. Oh good Lord, were there nude scenes in Black Snake Moan. But you see, the reason I thought that didn’t fit with her description in the interview is because in that movie, she is dressed in very skimpy, barely-there clothing for just about the entirety of the film, but she’s only actually naked for short bursts of it. So flip the calendar forward two years to 2009, and you have a very different movie that did not get quite as much fanfare. I’m of course once again talking about the psychological horror-thriller tittysploitation film that is After.Life.

After.Life starts with a Christina Ricci sex scene and the kind of gratuitous, in-your-face nudity in that pretty much sets the stage for the rest of it. Man, do we see a lot of Christina Ricci nude in it. More to the point, for the entire sort of middle-to-end part of the movie, her character just does not wear clothes. Like, she’s completely nude throughout the whole part of the film. That situation begins, almost fetishistically, with Liam Neeson’s funeral home mortician-person-serial killer character cutting her flimsy red dress off with a pair of scissors while she lies on her back on a mortuary slab, exposing her naked body for a camera that does not attempt to hide much (other than her pussy, I’m sad to report).

Big props to the lighting team too, because if you thought seeing Christina Ricci boobs in a thematically dark movie about death meant literal shadows everywhere, you couldn’t be more wrong. In fact, she is so damn well lit, that it’s almost like those scenes were made solely for titillation purposes. But they totally weren’t. I know I always say that as a joke, but in this case, they actually weren’t. Why do I say this? Because After.Life was written and directed by Polish filmmaker Agnieszka Wojtowicz-Vosloo in what is, quite impressively, her debut offering. I have said it time and time again, and now I’m going to say it once more: I don’t understand why this is such a recurring theme – I well and truly cannot make sense of it – but women write and women direct many of the best nude scenes in film and television. If anyone has any insight into why this is, please do share, because it’s one of the most counterintuitive phenomena I’ve encountered in a very long time.

After.Life might actually also be the only film where you can see the heavenly sculpture that is Christina Ricci ass unburdened by any textiles. From Prozac Nation to Z and everything between, I can’t think of a single nude scene that she’s done that has her ass on display, so this one has to win bonus points for that at least. Before anyone makes an Addams Family comment (she was underage, so, like, don’t), Netflix and Tim Burton did indeed team up to revive the franchise, and Christina Ricci is actually in it, but not playing Wednesday Addams, apparently. She’s not playing Morticia either, who will be played by none other than Catherine Zeta-Jones, who seems to have the inhuman power of preventing any of her nude scenes from being released in formats that aren’t the most substandard of standard definition. You know who thankfully doesn’t have that power? Look through this gallery of Christina Ricci naked in After.Life and take a guess.

Katy Breier Naked – The Boys – 4K Stream

I never thought we were ever going to see Katy Breier naked. Yes, I understand that The Boys is no stranger to nude scenes, but they seem to never be of its main cast. I’m going to lament yet once more that we have been blessed with no nude scene from Queen Maeve, neither in the show nor in Dominique McElligott’s other work (although we do get an unfortunately overdressed women-in-prison scene in this last episode). As for Starlight, Erin Moriarty has done a nude scene elsewhere, so she’s not completely opposed to the practice, but alas, nothing from her in The Boys. Why must Amazon tease us so?

Well, it was about time they made it right, and what better way to do so than to have a scene of an octopus – not an octopus-themed superhero, but an actual octopus – giving a blowjob to The Deep? OK, that in itself is causing very few nuts to bust, although I imagine some hentai fans in the house have just had their week made. The scene does, however, include nudity from The Deep’s weird wife, Cassandra Schwartz. Cassandra is played by, if you haven’t already surmised from the last paragraph, title, and URL, Canadian actress Katy Breier. In spite of her relatively long and sufficiently prolific career, there was never any movie or series that she acted in that included any scenes of Katy Breier nude… until now.

So in what context do we get to see Katy Breier nude in this latest episode of The Boys? So, first of all, I wasn’t joking about the octopus blowjob. Don’t worry. I’m sure you’ll be able to move past it. You’ll try anyway. I believe in you. You’ll do it so you can see Katy’s sideboob and underboob as she rolls over in the bed in which said mollusc sex act is occurring. If you get past that, you will be further rewarded by getting a great view of her delicious ass as she walks away. Is it quite tame as far as nude scenes go? Sure. Is the best we have ever seen and may ever see of Katy Breier naked? Yes and probably, so enjoy.