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Olivia Colman Naked – Confetti – HD Stream

There is only one feature in which we have seen Olivia Colman naked, and it wasn’t even meant to be. In an interview with The Guardian back in 2007, the year after Confetti came out, the Norvician actress described filming the movie as “the worst experience of [her] life.” Apparently, the Olivia Colman nude scenes we got should have included a lot less nudity. In the same interview, the Academy Award-winning actress said that she was led to believe that “the nudity wouldn’t be quite as awful as it was.” Robert Webb, her co-star, said that he was told the nudity would all be pixelated, only finding out it wasn’t at the screening, where co-star Jessica Hynes apparently made a cheeky comment about his pee-pee, which sounds like something straight out of a CFNM fantasy.

So what are these Olivia Colman nude scenes everyone is referring to? Well, in the film, she plays a naturist – or, if you prefer the less in vogue term, a nudist. Who could have thought that there would be nudity in a film where one set of characters are nudists? Madness! To be fair, if the deal was that it was going to be pixelated, then that’s a pretty scummy move that the studio pulled on our Sophie. Worked out pretty well for all the fappers out there who have wanted to see Olivia Colman naked since Peep Show, but I suppose I would be none too impressed if I were in that situation. Doubly so when you consider that the actress has always (presumably intentionally) had a no nudity policy. I don’t even know if she has any lewds out there, let alone nudes.

I know you might be thinking that it was some Harvey Weinstein-type greaseball character that is responsible for the Olivia Colman nude scenes that should not be, but it was none other than Nativity! creator and frequent Martin Freeman collaborator Debbie Isitt. Well, she was the director and writer of the film in any event, which once again reinforces my oft-repeated belief that women direct and write some of the best nude scenes. Before you ask, yes, Martin Freeman is in Confetti as well, but no, Bilbo Baggins does not get his dick out. And while we’re at it, we don’t see co-stars Meredith MacNeill or Jessica Hynes nude either. The only naturists from among the main characters are Olivia and Robert Webb’s characters.

But to compensate for that, we sure do see Olivia Colman topless a lot in Confetti. For starters, she is literally completely naked for the majority of her scenes, and in some portion of them, she’s topless but wearing a scarf-like thing around her waist. Very frustratingly, these tend to be the scenes where we would have gotten a nice, close-up frontal shot of her trimmed pubic region, but to be fair, that’s almost certainly why she was wearing the scarf in those moments in the first place. That’s not to say that we got nothing close. There were quite a few scenes where her bush is on show and even a few frames where if you look really, really, really, really hard, you can just about make out her pussy lips. Very nice. Very nice indeed.

Confetti remains the only movie where you can see Olivia Colman’s tits, and with her meteoric success over the past decade, this is unlikely to change. Add into the equation that these nude scenes should not have been released in the first place, and that makes it a near certainty. But realistically, after winning the six million prestigious awards that she has, including a literal Oscar, I don’t imagine the 48-year-old actress starring in a string of boob scenes now. I appreciate that didn’t stop Emma Thompson in the most explicit nude scenes of her career, and in her 60s, no less, but that’s far from standard. When there is famine in the future, the best we can do is remember the feasts of the past, and so I give you Olivia Colman naked in Confetti.

Lucy Aarden Naked – Death Race 4: Beyond Anarchy – Blu ray

If I had to give one reason to watch Death Race 4: Beyond Anarchy, it would be to see Lucy Aarden naked. I’m neither joking nor exaggerating when I say that this movie contains one of the greatest nude scenes of all time. The Lucy Aarden nude scene in the shower in the film is absolute perfection as far as film and television nudity goes. I understand that some of you may have reservations around it being a little bit dark overall, so I’d like to qualify my statement by saying that I grade the quality of a nude scene by how much detail is technically there, even if it’s not obvious at first glance. In other words, if the actress’ pussy lips appear to be in shadow in the scene but are made visible with a bit of digital trickery (AI not allowed, of course), that fits the bill.

And that is definitely the case in Death Race 4: Beyond Anarchy. To be fair, even when you watch the film with the color grading and lighting that the producers intended, it’s not particularly difficult to make out the trimmed bush on Lucy’s pudenda or the cleft between her labia (what? too clinical?), but with the kinds of touch-ups that I put the footage through, it’s about as clear as if it had been shot with the English actress standing at the confluence of a hundred spotlights. I’m sure the results speak for themselves, but I feel obligated to say that there’s no part of Lucy Aarden nude that isn’t visible here.

Death Race may not be the only franchise in which we get to see Lucy Aarden nude (more on that in a bit), but this movie is definitely the one where we get to see her the most naked. The color correction reveals that even her inner labia feature in the shots. Inner labia! Seriously, I challenge any of you to tell me how many mainstream movies (pornos of any breed excluded) have their mainstream actresses do nude scenes with their inner labia clearly visible. The only way this nude scene could be more explicit is if the Shakespearean actress was pulling her pussy lips apart while the camera does an extreme close-up of her clit. Lucy, if you’re reading this and have been considering future steps in your career, yes, there definitely is a market for that.

The funny thing is that we’ve only seen Lucy Aarden topless in one other feature, so it’s not like this is a sort of career trajectory for her or anything like that. A year after her watershed performance in Death Race 4: Beyond Anarchy, she was in an episode of Game of Thrones as Craya or Crayah, a King’s Landing prostitute. She got naked for that. Of course she did. It was Game of Thrones, after all, which still had a reputation for rampant, gratuitous, and wholly unnecessary nudity, unlike its significantly more tame successor, House of the Dragon.

Didn’t quite get a Lucy Aarden sex scene in that fated episode, but that’s more than made up for in this movie, which includes multiple shots of her being taken doggy style by Frankenstein, including more than one of her tits bouncing and swaying in a nature as graphic as is fit for a softcore porn film. Seriously, I cannot stress enough just how gratuitous the nudity is in this movie. The fact that so many of the extras are running around topless or bare-ass naked half the time is one thing, but it’s even other named characters, including Vanina Arias’ character, whom I’d covered earlier. Sadly, no nude scenes from Christine Marzano or Yennis Cheung, who play the sort of background roles of female protagonists, but with an antagonist like Lucy Aarden’s Carley, the perpetually nude Betty Boop-sounding villain, that’s more than made up for.

You’re all aware that I don’t cover pornography on the Faptuary. For this reason, I want to touch back on the point I’d made a few times about Lucy Aarden being a mainstream and serious actress. While I understand that a secondary role in a “straight-to-DVD ‘geezer’ movie” is far from exemplary of such status, the actress’ role in Nemesis does nonetheless reinforce the point. What reinforces it even more is Lucy Aarden’s theater pedigree – from the stage to not-exactly-the-stage to pure voice work, the last of which apparently includes voice dubbing for (presumably the extras) in Death Race itself.

I could probably go on forever talking about Lucy Aarden nude in Beyond Anarchy, but space is limited and so is any sane person’s attention span when exposed to my absolute drivel, so I’ll just start pulling to a close by reiterating that this is genuinely among the greatest nude scenes ever made, and I’m quite pleased with the result of my color correction, which, if I do say so myself, blew the others out of the water. Also, if someone wants to bring up the Lucy Aarden nude scene in Endeavour, guess again. Finally, it’s not easy to spot in this film, but Lucy’s heterochromia bumps her up from a solid 10 to a mathematically-impossible 11 for me. Enough babble. Unzip that fly and enjoy Lucy Aarden naked in Death Race: Beyond Anarchy.

Ruth Ramos Naked – The Untamed / La Región Salvaje – Blu ray

If you are aware of any other films or TV series that include Ruth Ramos naked, let me know. Her career thus far has been limited to productions in her home country of Mexico and, not at all out of character, these features have been in the Spanish language, limiting much of their global reach to the Spanish-speaking world. The Untamed – also knows as La Región Salvaje – is actually an exception to that limitation, but we’ll get to that in a second. In the meantime, if any fappers from Mexico or who keep up with Spanish-language film press know of any other Ruth Ramos nude scenes, let me know in a comment below, via the contact page, or on Twitter.

The Untamed/La Región Salvaje is Ruth Ramos’ first ever role as far as IMDB shows, placing its initial limited showing in Mexico at just a month after her 22nd birthday. She is part of the Arrogante Albino theater group (Vimeo/Instagram), which she may have been part of since before The Untamed/La Región Salvaje was released in 2016, but I’m at a significant linguistic handicap, so I really cannot say for sure. Once again, if any Mexibros have anything to add, reach out.

Because this is the Tijuana native’s first ever role, this is naturally also the first time we’ve seen Ruth Ramos nude. It is also almost certainly the only time we’ve seen her do a nude scene, but again, I’m open to correction on this. Remember earlier when I said that The Untamed/La Región Salvaje is an exception to the rather localized nature of the other features that Ruth Ramos has been in? Well, to illustrate the point, the movie has been shown in the Venice Film Festival, Toronto International Film Festival, L’Étrange Festival, BFI London Film Festival, Thessaloniki International Film Festival, AFI Fest, Palm Springs International Film Festival, Sofia Film Festival, Offscreen Film Festival, San Francisco International Film Festival, The Overlook Film Festival, Sydney Film Festival, Karlovy Vary International Film Festival, Jerusalem Film Festival, New Zealand International Film Festival, Scanorama Film Festival Vilnius, and so many more.

Whether all of those film festivals picked The Untamed/La Región Salvaje up for the opportunity to see Ruth Ramos topless, whether it was for the copious nude scenes of her co-star Simone Bucio, or whether it was because live-action tentacle hentai was all the rage in 2016 and 2017, I couldn’t say. Sorry, did I forget to mention that the film was Mexico’s attempt at producing live-action tentacle hentai? How silly of me. Yes, we do get to see Ruth Ramos naked as she’s rubbing her clit in the shower and then again when she’s changing her top in front of a mirror, but what really sets the movie apart is the raw number of alien monster sex scenes.

For such a highbrow movie, I too am surprised, but not complaining, I suppose. Any excuse to see the main actresses nude, even if that means bizarre monster sex. Simon Bucio and Ruth Ramos both have their turns having sex with the alien creature that apparently is really good at poking vaginas with its many penis-like tentacles, and they’re both naked in those scenes. You may think I’m joking, but I’m not. That’s literally the central plot point of the film. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, so a bit of simple arithmetic puts the gallery below at 44,000 words. While the Simone Bucio nude scenes are being prepared (or perhaps already are), enjoy Ruth Ramos nude in The Untamed/La Región Salvaje.

Morgan Taylor Campbell Naked – The Orchard – HD Stream

We didn’t get to see Morgan Taylor Campbell naked as Tilda Weber in Netflix’s new series The Imperfects. The show had no nudity, so that was always going to be the case. But even looking back at the Canadian actress’ career, there isn’t exactly a trend of Morgan Taylor Campbell nude scenes in the films and television shows that she has been in. No, you would need at least two instances to establish a trend, and two, she does not have. She does, however, have one.

If you’ve read that title of this page, then it will be of no surprise to you when you read that we did get to see Morgan Taylor Campbell naked in The Orchard. We got to see her nude in the charming little Canadian film for the first time, for the only time, and a lot. And I mean a lot. When I was cutting down the shots for capture, I found there are about three-and-a-half minutes of continuous nudity from The Imperfects’ superheroine. I couldn’t say how many scenes that’s broken down into since there are plenty of ways to argue for what is or isn’t “the same scene,” but I can tell you that we see Morgan Taylor Campbell naked in the first five minutes of The Orchard, and then we get nudity from her with no more than 11-minute intervals between such shots until after the movie is an hour in.

I guess what I’m saying is that if we were cursed to only see Morgan Taylor Campbell nude in one lone feature of her career, I am so goddamn glad that it’s this. Now that she’s starring as Tilda Weber in the show that has taken Netflix’s number 2 spot, it’s unlikely that the Alberta native will be doing many more nude scenes. I mean, remember when Emilia Clarke had her tits out all the time in the first season of Game of Thrones and following its success, there was so much less nudity from her? Well, Morgan was already past nudity by the pilot season of The Imperfects, so it certainly isn’t coming up from here.

I mean, I certainly would like the already in-demand next season to The Imperfects to drop a Morgan Taylor Campbell sex scene out of nowhere, probably involving some itchy nipples and a stage show, but let’s be honest – that isn’t going to happen with nor without the silly factor. To put it into perspective, The Orchard came out the same year as Sadie’s Last Days on Earth, another Canadian movie, but one where she was actually the lead, rather than simply “the female lead,” and we haven’t gotten any more nudity from her since.

Now that she’s broken into Netflix stardom, it’s over for any fappers’ dreams (until her career fizzles and nudes of her on the beach get “leaked” with suspiciously convenient timing). I mean, it’s not especially likely that The Imperfects will take flagship status for Netflix in the same way that Stranger Things has, although the two shows have already been compared, but there is definitely enough traction there where we are about as likely to see her nude in the future as we are any of the stars from that show – though shoutout to the nurse from Hawkins Infirmary for her incredible nude scene in the women-in-prison short The Penal Colony.

But it ain’t so bad going back to The Orchard time and time again for our fix of Morgan Taylor Campbell topless. As I’d already said, she gets naked in the movie a lot, but there’s also something else about it – it’s actually a really good film. It’s sort of got a light-hearted comedy-drama vibe to it, certainly veering more toward comedy than drama, but man, the drama side of it actually hits quite hard. I’m not even joking when I say that the final third or so of the film was really moving. I can make a hundred dismissive comments about Morgan Taylor Campbell flashing her pussy lips several times in the movie with no shame (and I will), but it struck me that during a certain scene in the film that I won’t describe explicitly out of respect for anyone who wants to see it, her acting is so on point, it’s absolutely world class.

I’m reminded of the great Cortney Palm, who went to university for theater – University! For theater! – and still she’s mostly famous for her nude scenes. Now, they are some of the most incredible nude scenes around, including what, if memory serves, was her nude debut in Sushi Girl, but her talents are clearly being underutilized. Morgan Taylor Campbell did eventually move past that, and even in The Orchard, her acting skills were front and center, but so was her trimmed pubic hair with labia fully visible on screen. Not to mention her tits and ass. There is literally nothing of her we don’t see in that movie, and thank God for that.

In fact, whom we really have to thank for Morgan Taylor Campbell’s boobs being forever on the internet for all to see is writer and director Kate Twa, for whom The Orchard is one of only two directorial credits. I’ve waxed lyrical endlessly over female writers and directors being responsible for the best nude scenes, and here we have yet another example to the list. Between being tied completely naked to a tree and pulling goofy faces while having sex with a guy while the camera films up her ass, enjoy all the captures of Morgan Taylor Campbell nude in The Orchard below.

Milly Alcock Naked – House of the Dragon – 4K Stream

Lesbians and gentlemen, we have finally seen Milly Alcock naked as Rhaenyra Targaryen. Episode 4 of House of the Dragon, titled King of the Narrow Sea, gave us the Milly Alcock nude scene we have all been waiting for. Just to be clear, this is such a momentous occasion that even mainstream media has been buzzing over it. Newsweek reported that the Australian actress told them her sex scene with Matt Smith was “interesting” and that she was “very comfortable” with it. This might sound like a nothing comment, but we’ll actually come back to it in a bit because it will be answering a question that everyone who watched the episode probably had – or certainly the cynics among us did. The Independent took a break from highbrow reporting of royal mourners to write two separate articles just to call Milly’s sex scenes in this episode gnarly and uncomfortable.

The New York Post mentioned the intimacy coordinator for the Milly Alcock sex scene with Matt Smith, which is another deceptively important piece of information that we’re going to touch on in a bit. The Metro had this piece that is literally just about the sex scenes in this episode hilariously juxtaposed with a memorial of the Queen in a banner across the top. Esquire had a piece about how “shocking” the incestuous sex scene was “for nearly everyone but the cast,” forgetting that anyone who has read the books knows that the Targaryens have a propensity toward incest. Also, putting aside fantasy worlds, uncle-niece marriages were incredibly common in our own middle ages, which the Song of Ice and Fire franchise has been based off of since A Game of Thrones came out in 1996, so the fling between Rhaenyra Targaryen and Daemon is… why the hell am I defending this? Jezebel had their own take on it, which was different to all of the others, if nothing else. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Milly Alcock nude as Rhaenyra Targaryen is something we actually got treated to twice in the episode (kind of). So, all of this talk about her sex scene with Matt Smith’s Daemon Targaryen is a bit of a red herring to the point where I’m not even sure why that’s the major story arc that all of the media outlets focused on. In that scene, two things happen. Or rather, two things don’t happen. Firstly, we do not see Rhaenyra Targaryen naked in it. Matt Smith does undress her, and we even see some pubic mound (full shave, by the way), but no boobs, ass, or pussy lips are visible. The second thing that does not happen is Rhaenyra and Daemon having sex. Yes, their “sex scene” is just a bit of heavy petting and some awkward kissing. Are you feeling aroused yet?

The great news is that mere minutes later, we do get to see Rhaenyra Targaryen nude when she has sex with her knight protector Ser Criston Cole à la Whitney Houston in The Bodyguard. If you haven’t watched the episode, Rhaenyra loses her virginity to him, and House of the Dragon completes its transformation into a late 90s/early 00s teen series. I’m being unkind. All of that blue balling across the first three episodes and the only proper nude scene from the show before this being from Sonoya Mizuno, I am satisfied that we got at least a few flashes of nip and even a frame or two of inner labia out of Milly.

There’s one last point I’d like to make about Milly Alcock’s sex scene with Matt Smith. During the undressing parts – or indeed during all of the shots where parts of her naked body are visible – her face is almost never in the same shot. My philosophy has always been that a continuous pattern of the actress’ face not appearing in the same shots as her body in a nude scene means that a body double is in play. That’s actually what I thought was going on with this scene when I watched it and again when I edited it. I now bring your attention to the points raised earlier about Milly saying she felt “very comfortable” with the sex scene with the Doctor Who actor and the intimacy coordinator specifically for the scene between the two. Unless all of that’s hot air, then that really was Milly Alcock naked in that first scene with Matt Smith. Most of the footage I captured is from the other scene, the one with Ser Criston Cole, which was considerably more graphic. Everything from both of those is down below, so enjoy Milly Alcock nude as Rhaenyra Targaryen from House of the Dragon.

Oh, by the way, spoiler alert.