Women in Prison Nude

Elizabeth Olsen Naked – Love & Death – HD Stream

We finally got to see Elizabeth Olsen naked in Love & Death. Lord knows it took forever. Anyone who has been following the in-progress status report for the HBO Max miniseries will know that it didn’t really set us off to an inspiring start. In fact, those of you who have been keeping track very closely will have noticed that I didn’t even bother to do an update for the fourth episode. For a look behind the curtain, I didn’t even watch it when it came out. I waited for buzz, which never came.

But the buzz did come this week. Oh yes, it came. Rumors swirling. Rumors that Elizabeth Olsen had done another nude scene. We hadn’t seen Elizabeth Olsen nude since her sex scene in Oldboy an entire decade ago, and before that, we of course had the incredible-yet-tame nude scenes from Martha Marcy May Marlene. Then nothing for 10 painful years.

But we’re back with a brand new and genuine Elizabeth Olsen nude scene in the miniseries about infamous murderess Candy Montgomery, Love & Death. And what’s more, I get to make use of my favorite women-in-prison tag since the scene plays out with our Scarlett Witch getting arrested, forcibly strip searched in jail, and then forced to shower while a guard stands by. Insta-boner. It may not be the most graphic nude scene around, but we get a nice bit of sideboob, and all the ass men amongst you will also be delighted. Enjoy the gallery of Elizabeth Olsen naked in Love & Death below.

Rachel Shelley Naked – The L Word (Prison Arc) – HD Stream

We didn’t get too many scenes of Rachel Shelley naked in The L Word, but one of the ones we did get is absolutely amazing. I’m talking about the brief story arc that opens Season 5 during which Helena Peabody is in prison. For those who didn’t follow The L Word, the arc covered the first three episodes of the fifth season. It is pure women-in-prison magic, but with an interesting twist in that, off the top of my head, I cannot think of any major women-in-prison features other than Orange Is the New Black that are told from a female perspective. Yes, obviously, the main characters are all women, but the writers and directors tend to be greaseball men like the God-Emperor of Sleaze Jess Franco – or as he came to be known after his ascension, Jesús Franco.

If I say that the three episodes we are looking at in The L Word were all written and directed by women, I would likely surprise no one. After all, the whole point of the show was that it was a “groundbreaking take on gay women’s lives” and “focused primarily on the stories of lesbian and bisexual women”, and naturally, it was created, written, and directed by a team of women. Seeing a story arc about a women’s prison and all of the trappings of the genre from that perspective has been both illuminating and satisfying.

We actually don’t see Rachel Shelley nude in the first episode of the season. The appropriately titled LGB Tease includes one of the critical elements of the genre, which is the prisoner intake. We have Rachel Shelley naked in it – well, technically naked but covering her boobs with a handbra – while a corrections officer wearing a pair of blue latex gloves leers menacingly from behind her. The shot ends with Helena Peabody bending forward to get her ass and vagina thoroughly fingered, but alas, none of this is captured on camera. In fact, the episode ends with no further nudity from the Swindon native, living up to its title.

The tease doesn’t last long because we do see Rachel Shelley topless in the very next episode, titled Look Out, Here They Come!, which may or may not have been a reference to the tsunami of orgasms from all aficionados of women-in-prison flicks. The context is, of course, a prison shower. You know how these kinds of scenes go, don’t you? Big open shower rooms with droves of completely nude female prisoners, soaped up and wet, getting into fights, the works. We do indeed see Rachel Shelley nude here for the first (and sadly last) time in the story arc, but what we are not given in quantity, we get plenty of in quality.

If you thought Showtime did well with the women-in-prison nude scene in this episode, you’re probably going to be quite enraged when you find out that there was a spin-off of The L Word planned that was going to take place entirely within a women’s prison, but it never saw the light of day. It was to be called The Farm, and apparently the pilot was filmed and everything, but alas, no biters at Showtime. Sad. Incidentally, this nude scene here also includes full frontal nudity from former Canadian Member of Parliament Lenore Zann, but more on that later. For now, enjoy Rachel Shelley naked in the prison story arc from The L Word.

Ruby Rose Naked – Orange Is the New Black – Blu ray

Orange Is the New Black is not the only place where we can see Ruby Rose naked, but I can say with utmost confidence that it is the best. The only thing that would make this nude scene better would be if it was in 4K. “So why didn’t you capture it in 4K, then?” I hear you ask. Believe me, I spent a lot of time scratching my head before I figured out why I couldn’t get this episode to stream in 4K when Orange Is the New Black did have the very important Ultra HD tag in Netflix. The answer is that the series only began to be shot in 4K (or with cameras that would be suitable for a final 4K output) from Season 5 onward. The episode with the only Ruby Rose nude scene is, regrettably, in Season 3, which means that not only is there no UHD footage available for it at the moment, but there also never will be.

As for other offering from film and television where we have seen Ruby Rose nude, the only one is 2013’s Around The Block, a film from the actress’ native country of Australia in which she has a lesbian sex scene with Christina Ricci. Grown Wednesday Addams doesn’t get nude during that sex scene, but don’t worry about that – we see her plenty naked in the fapper’s paradise known as After.Life. As for our gay icon, her right breast makes an appearance during the steamy acts of lesbianism, but the scene is dark, most of her face isn’t in shot, just about the entirety of the rest of her body isn’t on screen either, and it’s just overall not a very fappable scene.

There have been a number of photoshoots from which pics of Ruby Rose nude have been published, but every true celebrity nude scene fapper knows that it’s never the same as in a good movie or series. And now that we’ve gotten through alternative nude scenes, I quickly want to touch on alternative Rubies to clear any confusion. If you are hear looking for nudes of Rubi Rose, rapper from Lexington, Kentucky, you’re in the wrong place. Similarly, you might be trying to find information about Ruby Rose Turner, the 16-year-old actress, model, singer, dancer, and decorated United States Marine Corps commando. Even though the spelling there is the same, this is not the same Ruby Rose. Our one is Ruby Rose Langenheim, and no, the German name is no coincidence, since Ruby is the great-granddaughter of Ellen Bang, a German actress whose career spans predominantly from 1934 to 1945, with only four films outside of that. Make of that what you will.

Now that we’ve spent far more time on overhead than was truly necessary, let’s get straight to Ruby Rose topless, tits wide and open on show in a women’s prison shower for a solid minute in the night episode of the third season of Orange Is the New Black, titled Where My Dreidel At. If you’re planning on making a comment about that episode title being culturally insensitive, I’d like to remind you that an earlier episode from the same season is titled Ching Chong Chang, which incidentally contains a pretty good nude scene from Taylor Schilling herself. 2015 was a different time. Bless.

Pretty much par for the course for Netflix, but there is no full frontal nudity in this episode, although we do get a great lingering shot of Ruby Rose’s ass as she walks away at the end. This one is mostly out the for the tit men, though. And what a great pair of boobs they are. Makes it all that much more confusing that she has such a challenging relationship with them. Then again, you have that video of her wearing a strap-on, so… Thought now I think about it, would I submit myself to getting pegged by the former MTV heartthrob just so that I could tell the story? Maybe. Offer’s out there, Ruby. You know how to reach me. For everyone else, enjoy the gallery of Ruby Rose naked from Orange Is the New Black.

Nora-Jane Noone Naked – The Magdalene Sisters – HD Stream

God knows we took a lot of detours to get here, but we finish our tour of The Magdalene Sisters with a fap to the lovely Nora-Jane Noone naked. Not only is she my favorite of the lot – although I certainly feel treated with a lineup like we have in this scene – but she is also one of the first actresses I covered all the way back in the glory days of faptuary.net. A lot has changed since then. For starters, this is what the frame closest to the image directly about this paragraph looked like back in those humble times. But the only difference is that back then I just had the DVD whereas now I can stream it in HD, right? I don’t know. You tell me. This here is what the frame looks like in HD but without any further editing on my part. For reference, here is the full frame with all my color correction.

I’m not suggesting my work on this nude scene is my magnum opus – no, that would be the world famous Alexandra Daddario nude scene (for now) – but I am nonetheless extremely proud of what I’ve been able to accomplish in brining this nude scene to even more life. In fact, even when I thought I was done, I wasn’t done. Some more astute observers among you may notice that the shots look different here and in the Dorothy Duffy post compared to the posts for Eileen Walsh and Anne-Marie Duff. This is the kind of obsessive wank I get up to when the studios refuse to release one of my favorite nude scenes of all time on blu ray.

We get blessed with Nora-Jane Noone nude for the same reasons stated in the other three posts. The short version for those who aren’t interested in going through those is that Nora and friends are inmates at a nun’s convent laundry or something. They are being punished for reasons unknown, and true to real life, the nuns responsible for punishing the wayward girls are extremely sadistic and have a penchant for humiliation. This means forcing all the women to get completely naked, run in place, and then have degrading competitions over the girls’ private parts. Nora’s character, Bernadette, is the runner up for the hairiest bush award. I suppose, by extension, Nora-Jane Noone herself is since there is only one potential merkin in the entire lineup (I’m looking at you, Anne-Marie). That’s right, fully natural hairy pussies here. The film is set in the mid-20th century, so I respect them going for full authenticity, even down to the pubic hair.

The significance of Nora-Jane Noone topless in The Magdalene Sisters stretches beyond how fappable her body looks in the scene itself. You see, this movie is her very first acting role, so naturally it’s also her very first nude scene. You know what else it is? Her very last nude scene. And now that two full decades have passed since The Magdalene Sisters came out, I find it unlikely that that’s going to change. Don’t get me wrong, I hope we do get tons more Nora-Jane Noone nude scenes in the future, but I don’t want to hold out too much hope for something so unlikely. Is it weird that the Irish actress has held so firm on her no nudity policy all this time considering how exceptionally graphic and gratuitous her nude scene here is? Sure, but I’m glad that we got at least this. Almost makes it sweeter.

So there you have it, my present to everyone who watched The Descent and Doomsday and found themselves thinking just how much they’d like to see Nora-Jane Noone naked. By the way, I’ve found her career quite difficult to stay on top of due to her somewhat eccentric selection of projects, so if I have or perhaps in the future end up missing a lewd scene or, dare I suggest it, a full on Nora-Jane Noone nude scene, please do let me know by dropping a comment, hitting up the contact page, or shooting me a tweet at the official Twitter page.

Jennifer Lawrence Naked – Red Sparrow – 4K Blu ray

I can’t possibly tell you how long this post showcasing Jennifer Lawrence naked in Red Sparrow has been in the works. It might literally have surpassed half a year. Like the Aisling Knight post, this is one where I never end up fully satisfied with the color correction and revisit it every month or two to touch it up. I thought the time had come for this one. I’ve been working on it yesterday and today, and while I don’t think I’ve achieved any sort of perfection nor anything even close here, I’ve been staring at different arrangements of J-Law’s tits for so long now that I reckon it’s time to settle on a final result and unleash it on the world.

This release kind of accidentally ended up being timed with a bit even in Jennifer Lawrence’s life too. She welcomed her first baby recently, thought she allegedly was pregnant leading up to that, so I doubt this came as a surprise to anyone other than me, because it’s been that long since I’ve kept up. And speaking of falling behind, I also finally watched the coincidentally appropriately titled Mother! today. For a look behind the curtain, I was planning to cover Jennifer Lawrence’s nude scenes in Mother! today as a sort of entrée for this post, the big one, on Sunday. The nude scenes in Mother! were going to be the starter because I’d always heard that they were quite brief. That turned out to be truer than I could ever have guessed.

We see Jennifer Lawrence nude in Mother! for no more than a handful of frames. And even then, she’s moving really fast, so the goods aren’t crystal clear. And even then, “the goods” consists of her nips that peek out from above the neckline of her top. She might as well be covered in a burqa outside of that. Now, I haven’t been living under a rock. I had heard that for her nude debut, Jennifer Lawrence’s nude scene in Mother! was quite underwhelming. I just couldn’t have imagined how underwhelming it could be. It was so brief, that the first shot came and went, and I wasn’t even sure whether I saw anything. I actually had to go back and scrub through frame by frame in VLC to confirm that a nipple did indeed appear.

As underwhelming as that must have been back in 2017, only a year later, we all got treated to some proper shots of Jennifer Lawrence topless when Red Sparrow came out. In it, she plays a Russian ballerina that breaks her ankle when Wile E. Coyote spreads Acme chicken grease over her stage and then gets recruited as an FSB agent – J-Law, that is, not Wile E. Coyote. Then she goes to Budapest to gun down students protesting against Soviet control. Then the movie bleeds into Bridge of Spies for a bit before… see, so much time has passed since I began working on the color correction, that I don’t even remember what the movie was about. The only reminder I get is every time I work on it and just stare at Jennifer Lawrence’s boobs a lot. Speaking of, I’m happy to say we get treated to them at many an angle, from sideboob to frontal and everything in between.

We also get to see the mythical Jennifer Lawrence pussy. I know what you’re thinking. “We already so that during the original Fappening when all the Jennifer Lawrence leaked nudes were all over the internet.” True, but this is different for two reasons. The first reason is that it’s part of a movie rather than a leaked private photo that no one was meant to see. The second reason is that it doesn’t seem like anyone was actually meant to see her pussy lips in Red Sparrow, unlike her hacked nudes that someone was supposed to see (although I’m sure she never intended for it to be the whole internet). I hummed and hawed over whether to give this post the coveted Unscripted Nudity tag, and in the end, I decided to do so on the basis of IMDB suggesting that J-Law’s genitals do not appear in the movie.

In the last nude scene of Red Sparrow, we get to see Jennifer Lawrence tortured nude during an extended enhanced interrogation in some Russian military prison or FSB black site or Vkusno i tochka training ground or something. Again, it’s been a while since I watched the film. The memories aren’t as clear. If the context of this scene was in isolation, I would put it down to the theme of the movie. What I find strange, after watching Mother! for the first time today, is that J-Law has done nude scenes in only two movies in her entire career, and in both of them, she’s being tortured during her nude scenes. Does Jennifer Lawrence have some sort of BDSM fetish? Is she a (not so) secret masochist? Is her next nude scene going to be filmed on a Kink.com porn set?

Normally I’d throw out at least a token comment on what parts of the movie are enjoyable, but (and I promise this is the last time I’m going to bring it up) I just don’t remember much of it. What I can tell you, though, is that if nothing else, it’s definitely worth watching just for the Jennifer Lawrence nudes. And if you want a bit more, there are plenty of lewd scenes as well, in which she’s not naked enough to count as a nude scene but is naked enough to elicit some faps from the viewers, and really, what more could you ask for. Now go on and enjoy all the nude scenes with Jennifer Lawrence naked in Red Sparrow.