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Elizabeth Olsen Naked – Martha Marcy May Marlene – Blu ray

Where were you when everyone first saw Elizabeth Olsen naked? For my own part, I’m ashamed to say that this first ever Elizabeth Olsen nude scene flew under my radar at the time. I actually don’t remember whether I covered Elizabeth Olsen naked in Oldboy back when that movie came out right in the middle of the faptuary.net days, but Martha Marcy May Marlene is definitely a film that I only watched for the first time yesterday (while everyone else was watching the Queen’s funeral, as it turned out).

Just to be clear, I was perfectly aware that the movie existed before that point. God knows I’d searched for Elizabeth Olsen nudes in Google Images enough times to get screenshots from it. There are a few reasons it continued to fly under my radar regardless. The first is that the coverage of the nude scenes and partially nude (or at least lewd) scenes from it seems to be somewhat limited. The overwhelming majority of what gets posted from Martha Marcy May Marlene is the shot from the orgy scene and little more. The second reason it took me this long to get around to the film is that said orgy scene is really blurry and washed out. I’m not criticizing the director and cinematographer. I understand it was an aesthetic choice. The issue is that it didn’t really draw me in with promises of satisfying faps.

I mean, if I’m going to be jerking off to Elizabeth Olsen nude scenes, my preference would be for the view to be as good as possible. The obvious question you might have, given the work you’ve seen elsewhere on the Faptuary, is “why didn’t you just color correct it yourself then?” Good question. And really, the best answer I can give you is that I’m not entirely sure, but that’s exactly why we’re here now. There is something exceptionally tacky about praising one’s own work (not that that’s ever stopped me before), but I’m quite pleased with the result of the orgy scene, and as far as I can see, you’re not going to find a cleaner edit of it anywhere else on the internet.

And everything you see here is actually real, Elizabeth Olsen boobs and all. Seriously, the amount of fakes going around is unreal. People out there using computer trickery to make Elizabeth Olsen porn that’s about satisfying as the run-of-the-mill MS Paint jobs that flood Google Image searches. I understand that for some sites, it’s the whole point of it and no one has claimed otherwise, but when you’re trying to find real nudity from the third Olsen twin and all you get is an endless ocean of Elizabeth Olsen deepfakes and, at best, a bunch of AI upscales that make her skin look like an industrial tin sheet… man, I don’t know. It just doesn’t hit the spot.

And it’s not like Elizabeth Olsen sex scenes don’t exist. Admittedly, the one in Martha Marcy May Marlene just has her lying face down on a basement floor while taking it up the ass, but if you’ve seen Oldboy, you know perfectly well what is available. Speaking of Oldboy, that’s for the most part the only other movie where you can get the kinds of Elizabeth Olsen nude scenes that are sufficiently fappable. 2014’s In Secret, which followed Oldboy by only a couple of months, technically had nudity from Scarlet Witch, but a few dark flashes of nipple rarely lead to the kinds of legendary orgasms that you’ll want to repeat time and time again. It goes without saying that there is no part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe in which we got to see Wanda Maximoff nude, but stranger things have happened, so I’ll keep half an eye on Disney+ anyway.

I quickly want to address the killer eyeful we got of that juicy Elizabeth Olsen ass in a few shots and the suggestions that have sprouted up here and there that the actress used a body double in Martha Marcy May Marlene. Unless there is some sort of conspiracy-level cover-up going on, all indication is that all of the nudity in the movie that is from Elizabeth Olsen’s character Martha (or Marcy May or Marlene) is indeed the very real Elizabeth Olsen naked. First of all, even though there are more than a few frames where her face isn’t in the same shot as her breasts, the camera often does cover both body parts within the same shot, even if not necessarily the same frame. The second reason we can all be confident that those are the genuine Elizabeth Olsen tits on screen is because she herself has talked about the nudity in the film.

One last thing – if you’ve ever tried to compromise on your faps by searching for Elizabeth Olsen bikini pics online, you’ll know they’re infamously hard to come by. They’re few, far between, and often of very low quality due to being taken by a paparazzo 700 yards away on a Nokia prototype PDA camera. Turns out there’s one in Martha Marcy May Marlene. There are actually quite a few parts of the movie that technically don’t include nudity but are exceptionally fappable, including a majestic braless downblouse from Elizabeth Olsen while she’s cleaning. I’ve got the gallery of nudes directly below, followed by the 4 lewd videos, followed by the lewd gallery. So unzip that fly, pull that dick out, and enjoy Elizabeth Olsen nude (and less nude) in Martha Marcy May Marlene.

Morgan Taylor Campbell Naked – The Orchard – HD Stream

We didn’t get to see Morgan Taylor Campbell naked as Tilda Weber in Netflix’s new series The Imperfects. The show had no nudity, so that was always going to be the case. But even looking back at the Canadian actress’ career, there isn’t exactly a trend of Morgan Taylor Campbell nude scenes in the films and television shows that she has been in. No, you would need at least two instances to establish a trend, and two, she does not have. She does, however, have one.

If you’ve read that title of this page, then it will be of no surprise to you when you read that we did get to see Morgan Taylor Campbell naked in The Orchard. We got to see her nude in the charming little Canadian film for the first time, for the only time, and a lot. And I mean a lot. When I was cutting down the shots for capture, I found there are about three-and-a-half minutes of continuous nudity from The Imperfects’ superheroine. I couldn’t say how many scenes that’s broken down into since there are plenty of ways to argue for what is or isn’t “the same scene,” but I can tell you that we see Morgan Taylor Campbell naked in the first five minutes of The Orchard, and then we get nudity from her with no more than 11-minute intervals between such shots until after the movie is an hour in.

I guess what I’m saying is that if we were cursed to only see Morgan Taylor Campbell nude in one lone feature of her career, I am so goddamn glad that it’s this. Now that she’s starring as Tilda Weber in the show that has taken Netflix’s number 2 spot, it’s unlikely that the Alberta native will be doing many more nude scenes. I mean, remember when Emilia Clarke had her tits out all the time in the first season of Game of Thrones and following its success, there was so much less nudity from her? Well, Morgan was already past nudity by the pilot season of The Imperfects, so it certainly isn’t coming up from here.

I mean, I certainly would like the already in-demand next season to The Imperfects to drop a Morgan Taylor Campbell sex scene out of nowhere, probably involving some itchy nipples and a stage show, but let’s be honest – that isn’t going to happen with nor without the silly factor. To put it into perspective, The Orchard came out the same year as Sadie’s Last Days on Earth, another Canadian movie, but one where she was actually the lead, rather than simply “the female lead,” and we haven’t gotten any more nudity from her since.

Now that she’s broken into Netflix stardom, it’s over for any fappers’ dreams (until her career fizzles and nudes of her on the beach get “leaked” with suspiciously convenient timing). I mean, it’s not especially likely that The Imperfects will take flagship status for Netflix in the same way that Stranger Things has, although the two shows have already been compared, but there is definitely enough traction there where we are about as likely to see her nude in the future as we are any of the stars from that show – though shoutout to the nurse from Hawkins Infirmary for her incredible nude scene in the women-in-prison short The Penal Colony.

But it ain’t so bad going back to The Orchard time and time again for our fix of Morgan Taylor Campbell topless. As I’d already said, she gets naked in the movie a lot, but there’s also something else about it – it’s actually a really good film. It’s sort of got a light-hearted comedy-drama vibe to it, certainly veering more toward comedy than drama, but man, the drama side of it actually hits quite hard. I’m not even joking when I say that the final third or so of the film was really moving. I can make a hundred dismissive comments about Morgan Taylor Campbell flashing her pussy lips several times in the movie with no shame (and I will), but it struck me that during a certain scene in the film that I won’t describe explicitly out of respect for anyone who wants to see it, her acting is so on point, it’s absolutely world class.

I’m reminded of the great Cortney Palm, who went to university for theater – University! For theater! – and still she’s mostly famous for her nude scenes. Now, they are some of the most incredible nude scenes around, including what, if memory serves, was her nude debut in Sushi Girl, but her talents are clearly being underutilized. Morgan Taylor Campbell did eventually move past that, and even in The Orchard, her acting skills were front and center, but so was her trimmed pubic hair with labia fully visible on screen. Not to mention her tits and ass. There is literally nothing of her we don’t see in that movie, and thank God for that.

In fact, whom we really have to thank for Morgan Taylor Campbell’s boobs being forever on the internet for all to see is writer and director Kate Twa, for whom The Orchard is one of only two directorial credits. I’ve waxed lyrical endlessly over female writers and directors being responsible for the best nude scenes, and here we have yet another example to the list. Between being tied completely naked to a tree and pulling goofy faces while having sex with a guy while the camera films up her ass, enjoy all the captures of Morgan Taylor Campbell nude in The Orchard below.

Cécile Breccia Naked – Starship Troopers 3: Marauder – Blu ray

Perhaps the most high profile view of nudity we had from Starship Troopers 3: Marauder was Cécile Breccia naked during that infamous group nude scene from the movie. If you don’t know which scene I’m talking about, I’ll refresh your memory by referring to the last time I covered it. Of course, that time around, it was to highlight the participation of South African actress Tanya van Graan, who plays a fellow mobile infantryman (infantrywoman? infantryperson?), so that post did not pay due diligence to Cécile Breccia or Nicole Salandra, issues which I plan to correct today and in the near future, respectively.

The fappers among you who have seen other Cécile Breccia nude scenes are more likely than not to be French or at the very least connoisseurs of French cinema. Of the three other films which I have found to include nude scenes from the partly Italian-descended French-born actress, two are from her native country. Her nude debut was in 2006’s Président, in which she’s frolicking naked on a bed. This was followed by a scene in Hollywood’s own The Hills Have Eyes II, where she played an unnamed woman – credited only as “Pregnant Woman” – tied down with her boobs showing but covered in filth and bodily fluids. I don’t know. Might be your thing I guess.

The last movie in which we saw Cécile Breccia nude is the French sex comedy Cyprien, where we get a nice bit of sideboob and ass. There is something I noticed, which is that in Starship Troopers 3: Marauder, Cécile looks like she’s had a boob job, but she doesn’t look it at all in the other films in which she’s done nude scenes. I saw no news results indicating anything of the sort, but I’m cognizant that if any gossip mags have commented on it, they’ll be in French, and the only word I know in French is qui, so I’m a bit out of my depth. If any French fappers have any information on the topic of Cécile Breccia’s breast implants (or lack thereof), leave a comment down below, hit me up directly, or go via the official Twitter. Otherwise, enjoy the gallery of Cécile Breccia naked in Starship Troopers 3: Marauder below.

Morfydd Clark Naked – Saint Maud – Blu ray

If you’re reading this in 2022, there’s an almost 100% chance that the reason you’re seeking out pictures of Morfydd Clark naked is because you are either watching or have been made aware of the existence of The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power. The Welsh actress plays the elf Galadriel, previous played by Cate Blanchett in the Peter Jackson Lord of the Rings film trilogy. There is some indication that Amazon will be treating us to the first (hopefully full) frontal Morfydd Clark nude scene in The Rings of Power, but as I write, the first two episodes are out, and the only thing we’ve seen is a wet dressing gown with what are almost certainly digitally removed nipples. Sad.

And that brings us around to Saint Maud. Saint Maud is a Channel 4 co-production, which is usually a good start when you’re after something with unnecessary and gratuitous female nudity, even with their reality shows. Now don’t get too excited because the nudity in Saint Maud is actually quite limited. Without sounding like a snob, normally I wouldn’t cover a nude scenes with this level of tameness, but unfortunately, the movie contains the only Morfydd Clark nude scenes in existence (so far). I really did try very hard to get as much as I could out of it. I scrubbed through a few scenes where it looked like she was wearing topless and we were seeing a very heavily in-shadow sideboob and some more where we might have been getting hints of nips during deep downblouses. I’m sorry to say she is wearing a bra or some other type of top in all of these scenes.

Where we do genuinely see Morfydd Clarke nude in Saint Maud is in two separate scenes. The first is a sex scene in which she is very frustratingly wearing a top. The good news is that we see a good bit of her ass. The other good news is that her top is very loose, so if you can take your eyes off of her ass crack, you can see her tits flapping around wildly as she rides her obese date cowgirl style. The second nude scene has her taking a shower. Like some sort of punished child, she’s facing the wall the entire time, so all the camera catches is her ass, but boy oh boy, what a delicious bottom it is. No connection to nudity, but it would be remiss of me if I didn’t mention that in the same way that Son of Sam was ordered to kill by a neighbor’s dog, Saint Maud has the murderous animal role filled by a Welsh beetle (or perhaps a very fat cockroach). Oh, sorry, spoiler alert and all that. Enjoy Morfydd Clark nude in the only time of her career below, lovingly captured and color corrected from 2019’s Saint Maud.

Polly Walker Naked – Rome – Blu ray

It was about time to do a nice, beefy post, and what better topic to do it with than Polly Walker naked in HBO’s Rome? Yeah, shame on you if you thought that Fapsmith was going to make a habit out of phoning it in with lean posts of 5 second-long nude scenes. I obviously had the exact opposite to work with when going through Rome. The series itself has a cornucopia of nude scenes from a number of the actresses, but even when you drill it down, we got a variety of Polly Walker nude scenes split across four separate episodes, coming in at second place for the most amount of nudity in the series, losing only to her in-show daughter Octavia, played be Irish actress Kerry Condon.

It is actually a bit funny because I remember back when Rome came out in 2005, it did have a bit of a reputation for being a gratuitous nudity fest. Certainly a large part of that reputation was well-deserved. For instance, when color correcting for these very scenes in this post, I cam across something that may slip under your radars as you watch the videos above and certainly slipped under most people’s radars, my own included, when watching the show as it’s meant to be on TV. My rather aggressive color correction, however, brought it out nice and clear. I’m talking about Lee Boardman’s ballsack slapping Polly Walker’s bare ass during their sex scene. Seriously, this is practically hardcore porn-tier. Considering it is clear that neither actor is using a body double in any other part of the sex scene, it’s unlikely that that’s the case here.

I’m not complaining that a Polly Walker nude scene contains *gasp* Polly Walker nude. I just find it very weird that HBO had their actors actually have literal genital contact during the filming of what I can only assume is meant to be a simulated sex scene. And if it wasn’t simulated, than Rome is literally hardcore pornography. And yet, in retrospect, it all seems rather pared back. Admittedly, the show’s successors didn’t have this level of genital contact, but compare how frequent and graphic the nude scenes were in – to use the most extreme example – Starz’ Spartacus. Of course, Spartacus had what was to me a very huge issue, which is the incessant use of the most evil invention on the planet – the merkin. I love a good bush – I really do. A merkin is not a bush any more than a clay figurine of a boob is a boob.

That said, we should be thankful for just how much we got to see of Polly Walker topless in Rome. Aside from having an all natural bush in a cast of actresses with all natural bushes, although it may not have been Spartacus-tier, HBO’s Rome was still from an era when nudity in film and television wasn’t seen as so problematic. It’s no coincidence that I chose Spartacus to compare it to. Starz, the network that produced Spartacus, produced another series this year. I’m talking, of course, about Becoming Elizabeth. You remember Becoming Elizabeth? It’s that show that all but opened with the nude debut that everyone had been waiting for – that of Call the Midwife’s Nurse Jenny Lee, Jessica Raine. And then we never saw her nor anyone else naked again for the entire rest of the show.

Polly Walker’s boobs may have only appeared a handful of times – four, to be precise – but that’s three more than one, far more than the token nude appearance to reel viewers in and leave them blue balled. For those among you keeping score, the episodes in which we see Polly Walker naked are the pilot episode, it’s follow-up, then the next one, and episode six. Yeah, the first three episodes of HBO’s Rome all had Polly Walker nude scenes. At the end of that one, a lot of people, myself included, probably thought that it would be an episodely affair. Unfortunately, at that point, there was only one more on the horizon, and then no more. Not from Polly, at least. Plenty from her co-stars, of course.

And that was the last of the Polly Walker sex scenes in Rome. And no, I haven’t forgotten that an entire second season was released. That one just contains no more nudity from Atia of the Julii, even though she continues to be a central character. I’m quite upset by that because Polly Walker had gained a bit of weight between the filming of the two seasons, and oh man, she had filled up in all the best ways by Season 2. I was hoping we’d get to see those nice, big, juicy MILF titties, but alas, no such luck. Yeah, she has a bath scene in the third episode of the second season, but I scrubbed through it looking for a money shot, and with regret I have to report that none such shot exists. Season 2 of Rome did have less nudity overall than the first, but it’s especially disheartening that Polly Walker nude scenes dropped from 4 all the way down to a flat 0.

And so we find ourselves constrained solely to the first season for this post, but hey, if you find yourself looking very closely to Polly Walker’s ass in the scene where she walks out of the Roman bath, you might spot a little something that wasn’t that obvious in the original air that my color correction has brought out. There is something visible in her thigh gap. Because it’s obviously in very dark shadow regardless of how much I boost the luma, it’s unclear exactly where the pubic hair ends and the pussy lips begin, but what I’ve got can certainly help your imagination along. Well, that’s my megapost of the quarter done, so scroll down and enjoy Polly Walker naked in Rome.