Morfydd Clark Naked – Saint Maud – Blu ray

Morfydd Clark naked in Saint Maud with her ass showing in the shower

If you’re reading this in 2022, there’s an almost 100% chance that the reason you’re seeking out pictures of Morfydd Clark naked is because you are either watching or have been made aware of the existence of The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power. The Welsh actress plays the elf Galadriel, previous played by Cate Blanchett in the Peter Jackson Lord of the Rings film trilogy. There is some indication that Amazon will be treating us to the first (hopefully full) frontal Morfydd Clark nude scene in The Rings of Power, but as I write, the first two episodes are out, and the only thing we’ve seen is a wet dressing gown with what are almost certainly digitally removed nipples. Sad.


And that brings us around to Saint Maud. Saint Maud is a Channel 4 co-production, which is usually a good start when you’re after something with unnecessary and gratuitous female nudity, even with their reality shows. Now don’t get too excited because the nudity in Saint Maud is actually quite limited. Without sounding like a snob, normally I wouldn’t cover a nude scenes with this level of tameness, but unfortunately, the movie contains the only Morfydd Clark nude scenes in existence (so far). I really did try very hard to get as much as I could out of it. I scrubbed through a few scenes where it looked like she was wearing topless and we were seeing a very heavily in-shadow sideboob and some more where we might have been getting hints of nips during deep downblouses. I’m sorry to say she is wearing a bra or some other type of top in all of these scenes.

Morfydd Clark nude in Saint Maud while having sex as her tits bounce

Where we do genuinely see Morfydd Clarke nude in Saint Maud is in two separate scenes. The first is a sex scene in which she is very frustratingly wearing a top. The good news is that we see a good bit of her ass. The other good news is that her top is very loose, so if you can take your eyes off of her ass crack, you can see her tits flapping around wildly as she rides her obese date cowgirl style. The second nude scene has her taking a shower. Like some sort of punished child, she’s facing the wall the entire time, so all the camera catches is her ass, but boy oh boy, what a delicious bottom it is. No connection to nudity, but it would be remiss of me if I didn’t mention that in the same way that Son of Sam was ordered to kill by a neighbor’s dog, Saint Maud has the murderous animal role filled by a Welsh beetle (or perhaps a very fat cockroach). Oh, sorry, spoiler alert and all that. Enjoy Morfydd Clark nude in the only time of her career below, lovingly captured and color corrected from 2019’s Saint Maud.

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Ruby Rose Naked – Orange Is the New Black – Blu ray

Ruby Rose naked in a prison shower as an inmate

Orange Is the New Black is not the only place where we can see Ruby Rose naked, but I can say with utmost confidence that it is the best. The only thing that would make this nude scene better would be if it was in 4K. “So why didn’t you capture it in 4K, then?” I hear you ask. Believe me, I spent a lot of time scratching my head before I figured out why I couldn’t get this episode to stream in 4K when Orange Is the New Black did have the very important Ultra HD tag in Netflix. The answer is that the series only began to be shot in 4K (or with cameras that would be suitable for a final 4K output) from Season 5 onward. The episode with the only Ruby Rose nude scene is, regrettably, in Season 3, which means that not only is there no UHD footage available for it at the moment, but there also never will be.


As for other offering from film and television where we have seen Ruby Rose nude, the only one is 2013’s Around The Block, a film from the actress’ native country of Australia in which she has a lesbian sex scene with Christina Ricci. Grown Wednesday Addams doesn’t get nude during that sex scene, but don’t worry about that – we see her plenty naked in the fapper’s paradise known as After.Life. As for our gay icon, her right breast makes an appearance during the steamy acts of lesbianism, but the scene is dark, most of her face isn’t in shot, just about the entirety of the rest of her body isn’t on screen either, and it’s just overall not a very fappable scene.

Ruby Rose nude in a women in prison Netflix series

There have been a number of photoshoots from which pics of Ruby Rose nude have been published, but every true celebrity nude scene fapper knows that it’s never the same as in a good movie or series. And now that we’ve gotten through alternative nude scenes, I quickly want to touch on alternative Rubies to clear any confusion. If you are hear looking for nudes of Rubi Rose, rapper from Lexington, Kentucky, you’re in the wrong place. Similarly, you might be trying to find information about Ruby Rose Turner, the 16-year-old actress, model, singer, dancer, and decorated United States Marine Corps commando. Even though the spelling there is the same, this is not the same Ruby Rose. Our one is Ruby Rose Langenheim, and no, the German name is no coincidence, since Ruby is the great-granddaughter of Ellen Bang, a German actress whose career spans predominantly from 1934 to 1945, with only four films outside of that. Make of that what you will.

Ruby Rose topless tits as she dries off after a shower

Now that we’ve spent far more time on overhead than was truly necessary, let’s get straight to Ruby Rose topless, tits wide and open on show in a women’s prison shower for a solid minute in the night episode of the third season of Orange Is the New Black, titled Where My Dreidel At. If you’re planning on making a comment about that episode title being culturally insensitive, I’d like to remind you that an earlier episode from the same season is titled Ching Chong Chang, which incidentally contains a pretty good nude scene from Taylor Schilling herself. 2015 was a different time. Bless.

Ruby Rose ass nudity as she walks completely nude among women in towels

Pretty much par for the course for Netflix, but there is no full frontal nudity in this episode, although we do get a great lingering shot of Ruby Rose’s ass as she walks away at the end. This one is mostly out the for the tit men, though. And what a great pair of boobs they are. Makes it all that much more confusing that she has such a challenging relationship with them. Then again, you have that video of her wearing a strap-on, so… Thought now I think about it, would I submit myself to getting pegged by the former MTV heartthrob just so that I could tell the story? Maybe. Offer’s out there, Ruby. You know how to reach me. For everyone else, enjoy the gallery of Ruby Rose naked from Orange Is the New Black.

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Christina Ricci Naked – After.Life – Blu ray

Christina Ricci naked in her extended nude scenes from After.Life

Watching Christina Ricci naked in movies was one of the things that made the first decade of the new millennium worth living. Indeed, when I think of the 00s, I think of nu metal, three quarter shorts, and Christina Ricci nude on the television screen – DVD if you were lucky; VHS otherwise. Anyone that has been following (and fapping to) her career knows that we have since been blessed with blu ray releases of even some of her earlier work, which meant enjoying the nudity in crisp high definition. I can tell you for free that teenage me would have probably died of bliss if someone told him that in a decade, all of his favorite nude scenes would start getting full HD releases. Of course, we’re at the stage now when full HD nudity is becoming the minimum acceptable standard and what is currently accepted as the impressive resolution is 4K ultra HD 2160p. Truly the relentless march of technology.




There is a bit of a dark side to it all, though. Sure, it starts off with borderline-innocent (but more borderline than innocent) stories of a barely legal Christina partying with an even younger Gaby Hoffman and Courtney Love (yes, the Courtney Love of playing-guitar-naked-on-stage fame) and being dragged by the latter to casinos and strip clubs. Then you get to the darker stuff like not getting the lead roles during the romantic comedy era because she was typecast as the emotionally dead – or, in the case of this film, literally dead – goth girl that exists to get naked. The New York Times article even appears to confirm that Christina Ricci had breast reduction surgery at the age of 19 “because she couldn’t stand the way people talked about her body.” This is certainly news to me since for the bulk of her adult career, the Santa Monica-born actress has denied multiple times ever having plastic surgery to make her boobs smaller, or so the meme goes. People have certainly been guessing that she’s had a boob job (anti-boob job?) for ages. I guess your tits can only shrink so much before people start being suspicious that it’s not weight loss alone causing it.

Christina Ricci nude and sitting up on a slab

Even so, this seems not to have distracted from the cornucopia of Christina Ricci nude scenes, which continue to carry legends of their own. In a very recent episode of Variety’s Actors on Actors, the actress told Sydney Sweeney of a movie in which she was pretty much naked for the entire time and remained naked between shots of nude scenes. Something about looping the awkwardness all the way around to being not awkward again, a set of experiences which the Independent have linked quite appropriately to a more direct interview with the Euphoria actress. In the Variety interview, Christina Ricci doesn’t actually say which movie she is talking about. Some commenters have assumed that the movie in question is Black Snake Moan. I can understand why. It’s one of my favorite movies to beat my meat to… I mean to enjoy the natural beauty of the human form… to. But I have another theory. I’m a lot more confident that the movie in question, the one in which Christina Ricci was naked through much of the shooting, was none other than After.Life.

Christina Ricci sexy as she lies flat on her back with red lips parted

Everyone knows all about the endless scenes in Black Snake Moan of Christina Ricci, sexy in a Confederate crop top and daisy dukes, or even just the crop top and a pair of stained white panties… or even just the white panties and a heavy metal chain. And there were nude scenes in that too. Oh good Lord, were there nude scenes in Black Snake Moan. But you see, the reason I thought that didn’t fit with her description in the interview is because in that movie, she is dressed in very skimpy, barely-there clothing for just about the entirety of the film, but she’s only actually naked for short bursts of it. So flip the calendar forward two years to 2009, and you have a very different movie that did not get quite as much fanfare. I’m of course once again talking about the psychological horror-thriller tittysploitation film that is After.Life.

Christina Ricci sex scene with hard nipples and looking bored

After.Life starts with a Christina Ricci sex scene and the kind of gratuitous, in-your-face nudity in that pretty much sets the stage for the rest of it. Man, do we see a lot of Christina Ricci nude in it. More to the point, for the entire sort of middle-to-end part of the movie, her character just does not wear clothes. Like, she’s completely nude throughout the whole part of the film. That situation begins, almost fetishistically, with Liam Neeson’s funeral home mortician-person-serial killer character cutting her flimsy red dress off with a pair of scissors while she lies on her back on a mortuary slab, exposing her naked body for a camera that does not attempt to hide much (other than her pussy, I’m sad to report).

Christina Ricci boobs lying stripped on a mortuary slab at a funeral home

Big props to the lighting team too, because if you thought seeing Christina Ricci boobs in a thematically dark movie about death meant literal shadows everywhere, you couldn’t be more wrong. In fact, she is so damn well lit, that it’s almost like those scenes were made solely for titillation purposes. But they totally weren’t. I know I always say that as a joke, but in this case, they actually weren’t. Why do I say this? Because After.Life was written and directed by Polish filmmaker Agnieszka Wojtowicz-Vosloo in what is, quite impressively, her debut offering. I have said it time and time again, and now I’m going to say it once more: I don’t understand why this is such a recurring theme – I well and truly cannot make sense of it – but women write and women direct many of the best nude scenes in film and television. If anyone has any insight into why this is, please do share, because it’s one of the most counterintuitive phenomena I’ve encountered in a very long time.

Christina Ricci ass she walks around naked after being stripped completely nude

After.Life might actually also be the only film where you can see the heavenly sculpture that is Christina Ricci ass unburdened by any textiles. From Prozac Nation to Z and everything between, I can’t think of a single nude scene that she’s done that has her ass on display, so this one has to win bonus points for that at least. Before anyone makes an Addams Family comment (she was underage, so, like, don’t), Netflix and Tim Burton did indeed team up to revive the franchise, and Christina Ricci is actually in it, but not playing Wednesday Addams, apparently. She’s not playing Morticia either, who will be played by none other than Catherine Zeta-Jones, who seems to have the inhuman power of preventing any of her nude scenes from being released in formats that aren’t the most substandard of standard definition. You know who thankfully doesn’t have that power? Look through this gallery of Christina Ricci naked in After.Life and take a guess.

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Jessica Raine Naked – Becoming Elizabeth – 4K Stream

Jessica Raine naked for her first time in a sex scene

I fear I have failed you all in being the herald of this most wonderful news of Jessica Raine naked on screen for the first time in human history. You see, I’ve been sitting on this footage for over two weeks now. Yes, it’s true, but believe me, I have not been withholding it out of some sick desire to deprive all you good men and lesbos of a delightful fap. No, it’s because Becoming Elizabeth is a series that is produced by Starz. Yes, that Starz. The Starz that brought us Spartacus, the series that perhaps wins the award for most tits and ass on any non-pornography TV series in the history of television. My God, even softcore Cinemax (or, dare I say it, Skinemax) shows had less nudity than Spartacus. That’s the Starz we all know and love. Nudity as far as the eye can see and the cock can take, but funnily enough, better writing than most other networks anyway.


Jessica Raine appeared nude in Becoming Elizabeth in the very first episode. In fact, if memory serves, it was her very first scene in the entire show. It certainly happened a modest five-and-a-half minutes into the pilot episode. There’s about two minutes of nudity from our Nurse Jenny Lee (don’t you dare pretend you didn’t watch it for her), and then that was it for the rest of the episode. Naturally, I didn’t want to drip feed all of you fap material like some sort of demented pusher, so I was holding out until at least the second episode so that I could consolidate the material from the two and post it together. The second episode came and went and there was no nudity from any of the main characters. So I waited for the third episode. Would you like to guess how much nudity was in that one?

Jessica Raine nude as Catherine Parr with hard nipple showing

We have only seen Jessica Raine nude in Becoming Elizabeth once since the series began. Mind you, I am writing this between the airings of the third and fourth episodes, but given the trajectory, I suspect we won’t get any more from her until the season finale, if even that. To be honest, the show keeps on teasing an Alicia von Rittberg nude scene, including in this last episode when Tom Cullen as Thomas Seymour is undressing her by gradually cutting her clothes of piece by piece with a sword. But alas, still no nudity from the German actress. I know it’s going to happen eventually because in spite of this worrying trend of minimizing nude scenes in film and television, this ticks all of the boxes. She’s an up-and-coming actress who has landed in the lead role of a show, and that show is produced by fucking Starz, the network of boobs in every shot, no matter how unnecessary. I, for one, refuse to believe that their heyday is over.

Jessica Raine topless with her boob exposed in bed after sex

So in what context do we see Jessica Raine topless for the one occasion so far that we do? In short, it’s a two minute long sex scene with her co-star. The English actress plays Catherine Parr, the widow of the recently departed King Henry, who moved on to boning his brother-in-law within picoseconds of his death, as one does. I’ll admit, the nude scenes aren’t exceptionally graphic, but considering this is the only time we have ever seen her naked, I’m not going to complain. I mean, if you have been waiting for this since the first season of Call the Midwife, you’ve probably gone all the way to typing “Jessica Raine bikini” into Google Images in a fit of desperation and still gotten nothing, so this is certainly more than we ever expected. Nonetheless, I would have hoped for something a little more than a few shots of nipple and some sideboob heavily obscured in shadow.

Nurse Jenny Lee nude in her only naked scene

If you’ve been waiting to see Nurse Jenny Lee nude, in Call the Midwife or outside of it (but let’s be honest, Jessica Raine was at her peak in that show, somehow), then this is it for you for now. I hope you enjoy. And remember, just because you’re done fapping, doesn’t mean you should start Round Two immediately. And just to be clear so that there is no confusing, this post is not to do with the identically pronounced and similarly spelled Jenni Lee who used to get her tits out for money and was a huge thing before being forced to live as a Morlock in the abandoned adrenochrome mines below Las Vegas. God knows that is a better story, if for no reason other than the sheer insanity of it, but one for another time. For now, scroll for the gallery of all the caps of, for the first time ever, Jessica Raine naked.

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Emma Thompson Naked – Good Luck to You, Leo Grande – HD Stream

Emma Thompson naked in her first full frontal nude scene

The patricians among you who have been following the official Fapsmith account on Twitter will know that I’ve been working on Emma Thompson naked in Good Luck to You, Leo Grande for a while now. In fact, I did something very fun, where I cut clips of nude scenes out as I watched the movie so that it was like a sort of joint experience. Not to jump the gun on nude scene descriptors, but that included Irish heartthrob Daryl McCormack eating out her naked pussy, a tasteful slo-mo of her top being pulled up to flash her breasts, the delightfully lewd masturbation scene, and the grand finale, which I shall let speak for itself. Three of those four clips are actually exclusive to the Twitter account even after the posting of the videos below on here, so it’s worth checking that one regularly too… unless, of course, you don’t like boobs. You do like boobs, don’t you? All the cool kids like boobs.








Now, this isn’t the first time we’ve seen an Emma Thompson nude scene. The English rose had first gone nude all the way back in 1989 in The Tall Guy, wherein she has a comedic sex scene with Jeff Goldblum. Good start. Her tits make an appearance, though, so who’s complaining? A few more nude scenes followed, but sadly, none of them were as explicit as that one, and the even bigger tragedy is that that scene wasn’t especially explicit in the first place.

Emma Thompson nude scene in Good Luck To You, Leo Grande

Honestly, the best evidence we could see of Emma Thompson nude were the paparazzi shots of her naked on a beach. If you’re over 30 years old, you know exactly what I’m talking about. The set of pictures where for a while she has her one-piece swimsuit rolled down to expose her boobs and then later she’s just completely naked. Unfortunately, being paparazzi shots, there is no video. Furthermore, the quality of the photos isn’t that great. That’s not to say that you couldn’t fap to them, but it would have been nice if we had better. Well boy, do I have news for you. Good Luck to You, Leo Grande came out this year, and it is filled with some of the most explicitly Emma Thompson nudity in existence. Yes, I am talking about full frontal, and before you ask, the answer is fully shaved.

Emma Thompson sexy and masturbating naked with Daryl McCormack

Long gone are the days when you would have to type in “emma thompson sexy” into Google Images so that you could wank to pictures of her barely exposed ankles like you’re sneaking a peak from a Yemeni jihadist training camp. Now you can watch Good Luck to You, Leo Grande and see all the nudity from the 63-year-old actress that your heart desires. I know what you’re thinking. “Isn’t that too old to do nude scenes?” The answer is categorically not. Emma Thompson has had no sort of plastic surgery, and the fact of the matter is that she looks damn good for her age, far better than if she’d had a million lifts and “augmentations” and God-knows-what. The beauty of it is that as natural as her body looks, so are the nude scenes themselves natural. Nothing overplayed or porny or trashy. This is so far the “realest” nude scene of the decade, and I don’t foresee it losing that honor any time soon.

Emma Thompson topless as her shirt gets pulled up to expose her breasts

Seeing Emma Thompson topless isn’t the only reason to watch Good Luck to You, Leo Grande, though. I’m not joking when I say that even before the boobies came to the front and center (which incidentally happens quite late into the movie), I was really enjoying this one. In addition to the exceptional acting from Emma and co-star Daryl McCormack, it is incredibly written. I know no one reads these for the film reviews, so I won’t say much more on that point, but I do want to finish by saying that I very frequently talk about how the best nude scenes in film and television are done by female writers and female directors, and the same is true here, courtesy of writer Katy Brand and director Sophie Hyde. Now stop reading this and enjoy all the screens of a color corrected Emma Thompson naked.

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