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Morfydd Clark Naked – Saint Maud – Blu ray

If you’re reading this in 2022, there’s an almost 100% chance that the reason you’re seeking out pictures of Morfydd Clark naked is because you are either watching or have been made aware of the existence of The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power. The Welsh actress plays the elf Galadriel, previous played by Cate Blanchett in the Peter Jackson Lord of the Rings film trilogy. There is some indication that Amazon will be treating us to the first (hopefully full) frontal Morfydd Clark nude scene in The Rings of Power, but as I write, the first two episodes are out, and the only thing we’ve seen is a wet dressing gown with what are almost certainly digitally removed nipples. Sad.

And that brings us around to Saint Maud. Saint Maud is a Channel 4 co-production, which is usually a good start when you’re after something with unnecessary and gratuitous female nudity, even with their reality shows. Now don’t get too excited because the nudity in Saint Maud is actually quite limited. Without sounding like a snob, normally I wouldn’t cover a nude scenes with this level of tameness, but unfortunately, the movie contains the only Morfydd Clark nude scenes in existence (so far). I really did try very hard to get as much as I could out of it. I scrubbed through a few scenes where it looked like she was wearing topless and we were seeing a very heavily in-shadow sideboob and some more where we might have been getting hints of nips during deep downblouses. I’m sorry to say she is wearing a bra or some other type of top in all of these scenes.

Where we do genuinely see Morfydd Clarke nude in Saint Maud is in two separate scenes. The first is a sex scene in which she is very frustratingly wearing a top. The good news is that we see a good bit of her ass. The other good news is that her top is very loose, so if you can take your eyes off of her ass crack, you can see her tits flapping around wildly as she rides her obese date cowgirl style. The second nude scene has her taking a shower. Like some sort of punished child, she’s facing the wall the entire time, so all the camera catches is her ass, but boy oh boy, what a delicious bottom it is. No connection to nudity, but it would be remiss of me if I didn’t mention that in the same way that Son of Sam was ordered to kill by a neighbor’s dog, Saint Maud has the murderous animal role filled by a Welsh beetle (or perhaps a very fat cockroach). Oh, sorry, spoiler alert and all that. Enjoy Morfydd Clark nude in the only time of her career below, lovingly captured and color corrected from 2019’s Saint Maud.

Rebecca Perle Naked – Savage Streets – Blu ray

Because I’m on a kick of nude scene that flew under the radar because they were overshadowed by a more famous actress doing the same in the same movie, today’s offering is the voluptuous Rebecca Perle naked in Savage Streets. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, the most high profile example (on the part of the overshadowed actress) I’ve got – and that probably exists – is Demi Moore whose incredible nude scene in Blame It on Rio was ignored at the time and continues to be forgotten thanks to Michelle Johnson’s presence (and constant nudity) in the movie. The most high profile example on the part of the overshadowing actress has got to be Scarlett Johansson and her long-awaited nude debut overshadowing Lynsey Taylor Mackey and her almost entirely unchlothed performance in Under The Skin.

Maybe I need a tag for these kinds of nude scenes. There is something special about them. They’re like dramatically tragic renaissance paintings. Take this Rebecca Perle nude scene, for example. Look at those juicy big tits and tell me why she shouldn’t be dominating all of the talk regarding nudity in Savage Streets. There is no reason… except for the fact that we get a Linda Blair nude scene in the same film, and only a year after Linda’s nude debut in the women-in-prison film Chained Heat too. Linnea Quigley has a nude scene in Savage Streets as well, but frankly, I think that would distract attention more if it was one of the rare movies in which she didn’t get naked. Not that I’m complaining, of course.

This movie is actually the first to offer us humble viewers a Rebecca Perle nude scene. I suppose her earlier role as a voice actress on The Kid Super Power Hour with Shazam! didn’t exactly lend itself to that kind of thing. It would also end up being one of only three in total. She had a pretty long topless scene in Stitches, in which a group of leering med students watch her examine her naked self in a mirror… but it’s actually visible from the side they’re on. Saucy. Then there was 1986’s Heartbreak Ridge, in which her naked body gets flashed for a brief moment as she drops her towel while coming out of a shower. By this point, she’d already been demoted to playing a character named only “Student in Shower,” so it’s not surprising that she had only two more roles after this, and sadly, the potential for any more nude scenes was extinguished.

But hey, if you want to see a Rebecca Perle topless fight with (a sadly dressed) Linda Blair, you cannot possibly do better than Savage Streets. It did actually take me by surprise when it happened since there are a number of rather lewd scenes involving Our Becky early in the film, but never actual proper nudity. Not from her anyway. It’s almost an hour into the film when her top gets ripped off during a classroom brawl, after all of the aforementioned, so it was a nice little present from the movie. Incidentally, the same could be said for Linda Blair, who gets quite a few teases in locker room scenes but only gets her only honest-to-god nude scene in the second hour of the feature.

Speaking of locker rooms, it’s obviously unsurprising, given the setting of the movie, that a lot of the nudity in Savage Streets is the famously forgivably gratuitous locker room nudity that 80s cinema was so fond of sliding past the censors. We’ve got a scene of Rebecca Perle in her bra and panties, and then another wherein she’s in a locker room fight (of course she is), still in her bra and panties, but because this fight is happening under the shower heads (of course it is), her lingerie is all wet and see-through. Not bad, sleazy 80s film studios. Not bad. I couldn’t decide where to draw the line between lewdness that classifies as nudity and that which does not, so I’ve just captured it all. Enjoy Rebecca Perle nude (by whichever definition you choose to employ) in Savage Streets below.

Polly Walker Naked – Rome – Blu ray

It was about time to do a nice, beefy post, and what better topic to do it with than Polly Walker naked in HBO’s Rome? Yeah, shame on you if you thought that Fapsmith was going to make a habit out of phoning it in with lean posts of 5 second-long nude scenes. I obviously had the exact opposite to work with when going through Rome. The series itself has a cornucopia of nude scenes from a number of the actresses, but even when you drill it down, we got a variety of Polly Walker nude scenes split across four separate episodes, coming in at second place for the most amount of nudity in the series, losing only to her in-show daughter Octavia, played be Irish actress Kerry Condon.

It is actually a bit funny because I remember back when Rome came out in 2005, it did have a bit of a reputation for being a gratuitous nudity fest. Certainly a large part of that reputation was well-deserved. For instance, when color correcting for these very scenes in this post, I cam across something that may slip under your radars as you watch the videos above and certainly slipped under most people’s radars, my own included, when watching the show as it’s meant to be on TV. My rather aggressive color correction, however, brought it out nice and clear. I’m talking about Lee Boardman’s ballsack slapping Polly Walker’s bare ass during their sex scene. Seriously, this is practically hardcore porn-tier. Considering it is clear that neither actor is using a body double in any other part of the sex scene, it’s unlikely that that’s the case here.

I’m not complaining that a Polly Walker nude scene contains *gasp* Polly Walker nude. I just find it very weird that HBO had their actors actually have literal genital contact during the filming of what I can only assume is meant to be a simulated sex scene. And if it wasn’t simulated, than Rome is literally hardcore pornography. And yet, in retrospect, it all seems rather pared back. Admittedly, the show’s successors didn’t have this level of genital contact, but compare how frequent and graphic the nude scenes were in – to use the most extreme example – Starz’ Spartacus. Of course, Spartacus had what was to me a very huge issue, which is the incessant use of the most evil invention on the planet – the merkin. I love a good bush – I really do. A merkin is not a bush any more than a clay figurine of a boob is a boob.

That said, we should be thankful for just how much we got to see of Polly Walker topless in Rome. Aside from having an all natural bush in a cast of actresses with all natural bushes, although it may not have been Spartacus-tier, HBO’s Rome was still from an era when nudity in film and television wasn’t seen as so problematic. It’s no coincidence that I chose Spartacus to compare it to. Starz, the network that produced Spartacus, produced another series this year. I’m talking, of course, about Becoming Elizabeth. You remember Becoming Elizabeth? It’s that show that all but opened with the nude debut that everyone had been waiting for – that of Call the Midwife’s Nurse Jenny Lee, Jessica Raine. And then we never saw her nor anyone else naked again for the entire rest of the show.

Polly Walker’s boobs may have only appeared a handful of times – four, to be precise – but that’s three more than one, far more than the token nude appearance to reel viewers in and leave them blue balled. For those among you keeping score, the episodes in which we see Polly Walker naked are the pilot episode, it’s follow-up, then the next one, and episode six. Yeah, the first three episodes of HBO’s Rome all had Polly Walker nude scenes. At the end of that one, a lot of people, myself included, probably thought that it would be an episodely affair. Unfortunately, at that point, there was only one more on the horizon, and then no more. Not from Polly, at least. Plenty from her co-stars, of course.

And that was the last of the Polly Walker sex scenes in Rome. And no, I haven’t forgotten that an entire second season was released. That one just contains no more nudity from Atia of the Julii, even though she continues to be a central character. I’m quite upset by that because Polly Walker had gained a bit of weight between the filming of the two seasons, and oh man, she had filled up in all the best ways by Season 2. I was hoping we’d get to see those nice, big, juicy MILF titties, but alas, no such luck. Yeah, she has a bath scene in the third episode of the second season, but I scrubbed through it looking for a money shot, and with regret I have to report that none such shot exists. Season 2 of Rome did have less nudity overall than the first, but it’s especially disheartening that Polly Walker nude scenes dropped from 4 all the way down to a flat 0.

And so we find ourselves constrained solely to the first season for this post, but hey, if you find yourself looking very closely to Polly Walker’s ass in the scene where she walks out of the Roman bath, you might spot a little something that wasn’t that obvious in the original air that my color correction has brought out. There is something visible in her thigh gap. Because it’s obviously in very dark shadow regardless of how much I boost the luma, it’s unclear exactly where the pubic hair ends and the pussy lips begin, but what I’ve got can certainly help your imagination along. Well, that’s my megapost of the quarter done, so scroll down and enjoy Polly Walker naked in Rome.

Cristi Harris Naked – Night of the Demons 2 – Blu ray

If you were into horror movies back in the 90s, you certainly got an eyeful of Cristi Harris naked. The doe-eyed Georgia girl has nude scenes in 4 of her first 5 film roles and has only acted in 3 further films. This is presumably by choice, since she has been working as a producer since at least 2002 and even has a full film under her belt. (Spoiler alert: no nudity in that one)

She clearly got all of the nudity out of her system in the mid 90s. Other than Night of the Demons 2: Electric Boogaloo, which we can marvel at here, we get Cristi Harris nude scenes from her very next movie, Night of the Scarecrow, which is suspiciously also about teens releasing evil spirits. Very specific niche for an actress to be typecast into. That didn’t last, though. Her next two movies (and therefore her next two nude scenes), were in the erotic thriller Kiss of Death and in the erotic fantasy sci-fi drama Lurid Tales: The Castle Queen. She obviously couldn’t keep the nudity going in her most well-known role as Emily Davis in NBC’s soapie Sunset Beach, but given her debut scene had her in a swimsuit, the producers clearly knew what they were doing.

We see Cristi Harris nude in Night of the Demons 2 in what is in essence one scene, but it is split across 5 scenes as they appear when you watch the film and stretched across almost 5 whole minutes. I guess the editor wanted to give everyone a chance to edge over Cristi’s majestic pair of titties for as along as he could get away with it. Absolute legend. The context of the nudity is that she’s sitting on the floor in an abandoned funeral home with her new boyfriend in her bra and panties (as in she’s in her bra and panties, not him) and they’re about to have sex for the first time. I’d make a joke about it being so romantic, but the character literally says exactly that in all sincerity, so perhaps it wouldn’t land outside of a post-ironic lens. Anyway, the bra comes off, clumsy teen sex ensues, and Jesus cries. It’s not that explicit, but those giant boobies are just to die for (as her boyfriend finds out). Fortunately for you, dear reader, you don’t have to die to enjoy Cristi Harris naked in Night of the Demons 2 below.

Vanina Arias Naked – Death Race 4: Beyond Anarchy – Blu ray

I love the Death Race franchise like you wouldn’t believe, and this scattering of scenes featuring Vanina Arias naked for the only time in her career is just scratching the surface as to why. I don’t know whether the series has just embraced the camp vibe it’s been associated with or whether it was always meant to be just as camp, but it sure fits the bill, and what better way to embrace the camp action film air than with tons of gratuitous nudity? Admittedly, the individual films vary on exactly how much nudity they have, whom it’s by, and how graphic it is, but the good news for you, dear fapper, is that Death Race 4: Beyond Anarchy is the shining jewel of the lot in that regard.

When any of the female characters are on screen, they’re probably naked more often than they’re not. Well, that’s true of the ones that do have nude scenes, at least. A few (operative word: few) of the characters don’t, but if you’re worried that it’s going to be all extras and no stars, think again. The primary female antagonist, Carley, who is played by the gorgeous Lucy Aarden, not only has a nude scene, not only does she have multiple nude scene, but one of her nude scenes hold the honor of being among the most explicit full frontal nude scenes I have ever seen a serious actress do. I’m talking about inner labia, lads.

As for the context in which we see Vanina Arias nude, this is a Death Race movie so there is none. But who’s complaining. Vanina plays El Carino (which I understand is Spanish for “the titty”), who hangs around Danny Trejo topless while he watches TV, as one does. If that sentence didn’t make it clear as to whether that’s Danny Trejo topless or Vanina Arias topless, the answer is both. It’s fine. Just go with it. It’s Death Race.