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Siwan Morris Naked – Skins – HD Stream

While this is not the only nude scene in which we’ve been blessed by Siwan Morris naked, it certainly is one of the best. And if you ask me personally, it is the best. First of all, full frontal. How the hell do you beat full frontal? Secondly, this is basically every teenage boy’s fantasy, right? Getting to ogle that one hot teacher completely naked? And such is the glory of Skins. For a show that was (allegedly) written by adults, I find it incredible just how many quintessential teenage fantasies it contains. Memories of college die hard, I guess.

And so here we are on Christmas Eve, enjoying Siwan Morris nude as her character, Angie, comes out of the shower and flashes absolutely everything to the camera. The moment the shower curtain gets pulled aside and Angie the psychology teacher comes out, we see it all from tits to bush and everything between and beyond. And might I say, what an amazing crop of pubes our Welsh daffodil has. Whole, yet trimmed. No landing strip wankery, but no overgrown jungle either. Truly the patrician’s pubic hair.

Do we then stop seeing Siwan Morris nude when she goes to her locker to get dressed? Of course not. She does turn around and bend over to give us an awesome look at her ass while she pulls her panties on, but wait… something interrupts her. It seems that Nicholas Hoult’s Tony is drying his trousers in the school female staff shower rooms. Tony peeks around the corner to watch his psychology teacher get dressed (while still soaking wet, for some reason). Angie then turns around to look at him. Is this where we stop seeing her nude? Of course not.

We continue to see Siwan Morris topless as Angie converses with Tony, asking him why he’s in the women’s locker room while strutting her breasts. It’s only when Sid and Chris also run into the women’s showers to speak to Tony that she covers up her boobs with her hands. Handbra appreciators will like this part. Angie tells her students to fuck off while she remains naked with only a pair of panties and her hands over her tits, and so they leave. So this must be where we stop seeing Siwan Morris naked, right? Of course not. After the boys are gone, she lets her titties go, looks down at them, and gives the camera – and us, the lucky audience – one last twirl.

While Skins isn’t back-to-back nudity like, say, Spartacus, the nude scenes aren’t limited to Siwan Morris in the changing room showers. This may be her only proper nude scene in the show, but there are plenty of others to go around. As for the nude scenes we didn’t get, like any from Cassie, Hannah Murray later blessed us with a handful of nude scenes, most notably in Charlie Says, so still no losses (except for Kaya Scodelario… unless…). Bet let’s not get too carried away. Instead, scroll down and enjoy the gallery of Siwan Morris nude in Skins.

Nicki Aycox Naked – Animals – Blu ray

I’ve been planning to cover Nicki Aycox naked for a long time. As I write, we’ve recently gotten some very sad news. I’m not going to address it further because I don’t feel confident that I’ll come across as sufficiently reverent in the context of the rest of this write-up and the images and videos herein. For that reason, I will simply close off the topic by saying: Thank you, Nicki, for all of your wonderful performances over the years.

Speaking for myself, I first saw the Oklahoma native in Supernatural. That was network television, so we didn’t get to see Nicky Aycox nude in it, but she did play the sexiest demon ever. Meg the Demon was played by Nicki in the first season of Supernatural, with a cameo of sorts in the fourth season when Meg Masters the human girl appears as a ghost.

But even though there were no Nicky Aycox nude scenes as Meg in Supernatural, the show has a good pedigree for getting actresses with hot nude scenes to play their demons. For instance, the same Meg was later played by Rachel Miner, who has a million nude scenes of her own. Then, of course, Supernatural had Katie Cassidy as Ruby in Season 3. Again, no nudity in Supernatural itself, but Katie did have some awesome nudity in The Scribbler. Ashlynn Yennie had even better nudity in it, but that’s another story.

The first time we’ve apparently seen Nicki Aycox topless appears to be in the movie Perfect Stranger from 2007, a year before Animals came out. The thing there is that you don’t actually see her tits in the same shot as her face. In fact, you don’t even see her boobs in motion. It’s all stills. Those who know my cynicism all too well know how I feel about nude scenes where naughty bits and faces don’t appear together. I’m not going to say that there was a body double in Perfect Stranger, but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t suspicious.

And if you’re after a Nicki Aycox sex scene – especially one of the lesbianic persuasion – and don’t mind the nudity being limited to just her ass, you can check out the 2005 series Over There. Even more so if, like me, you have a thing for female soldiers. Though in that case, I also invite you to enjoy the super sweet military nude scene from Starship Troopers 3: Marauder.

Wow, all of this babble, and I still haven’t even said anything about the Nicki Aycox nudes in Animals. We see Nicki Aycox naked a lot in it. I mean a lot. I went into this movie thinking that there would be a quick nip flash and nothing more. You know, since she doesn’t do that many nude scenes. Well, she sure did do a lot of nude scenes here. In no particular order, she gets stripped and fucked on top of a car and against a brick wall outdoors in the rain, she gets completely naked for sex on a kitchen table, she gets stripped and thrown into an underground cage, where she is left completely nude, and so much more.

Animals is stealthily a great movie for nudity. What’s more, I think it may have a nude scene from Eva Amurri. I will have to review it closely because the scene is very dark and the actress’ nips seem to be obscured most of the time. Operative words being “seem” and “most of.” Anyway, when that magic is done, you will see it linked right here. If you’re not seeing a link, check back soon. And for now, let’s enjoy the beautiful Nicki Aycox nude in Animals.

Kelly MacDonald Naked – Trainspotting – Blu ray

There is a lot of controversy over where we have or haven’t seen Kelly MacDonald naked. I’m just going to say right off the bat that everything you’re seeing on this page is definitely the real deal. The Kelly MacDonald nude scene in Trainspotting is all her. In fact, not only was this her nude debut, and not only was it her film debut, it was her all-over acting debut. I guess it’s a bit more difficult to negotiate a body double when you’re in that situation.

As for after the fact – well, that’s a different story. The Scottish actress revealed last year – to absolutely no one’s surprise – that she has been using body doubles for her nude scenes. I’ve mentioned before when doing analyses of high-profile film and television nudity that the biggest cause for suspicion is when an actress’ face and boobs don’t appear in the same continuous shot at any point in a nude scene, and this sentiment has been repeated by seasoned fappers many a time for most of the nude scenes that our Glasgow girl has done over the past two decades or so.

So then is Trainspotting the only film or television series in which we have seen Kelly MacDonald nude? The short answer is no. For the long answer, I’ve had to dig a little bit deeper. My first stop was The Topless Review’s British Nudity Database, and for what it’s worth, the rest of my investigation only served to confirm what was written there. As I mentioned earlier, it’s become a matter of general knowledge that Kelly MacDonald body doubles get more screen time than she does, but even so, I did find some reputable sources for celeb nudity reporting that the nude scenes in HBO’s Boardwalk Empire and 2019’s Dirt Music were Kelly, but I’m afraid that was not the case for either.

The good news is that we have seen Kelly MacDonald topless in other movies. We’ve seen her tits in two others, to be precise, although I’m sad to report that her ass has been in hiding since that fateful scene in 1996. We get Kelly MacDonald nude scenes in Some Voices (2000) and The Girl in the Café (2005). That leaves us a whole 17 years away from her last one, and given her recent(ish) statements about body doubles, that is highly unlikely to change. Good thing recorded media is forever.

Which brings us back to that Kelly MacDonald sex scene with Ewan McGregor in Trainspotting. The young actress plays Diane, a girl the protagonist meets in a nightclub, goes home with that same night, gets his dick ridden by while thinking about football, and then gets banished by to sleep on the couch in the hallway. Yes, quite the rollercoaster, but in that time, we get the full 360 degree view of Kelly Macdonald’s naked body, and that ain’t nothing to complain about. Whether we’re going to get a late career surprise à la Emma Thompson or whether the Line of Duty actress is going to stick to her guns, no one can say, but for now, we can certainly enjoy Kelly MacDonald nude in Trainspotting.

Mary-Louise Parker Naked – Angels in America – HD Stream

For all the times that we’ve gotten scenes featuring Mary-Louise Parker naked, I find it a bit ironic that only one of them ever gave us the all-fabled full frontal nudity that so many fappers seek. Most of you will recognize the classic, and those that don’t can surely read the title on the top of this page, but I’m talking about the Mary-Louise Parker nude scene in HBO’s Angels in America. What you won’t recognize unless you’ve visited this exact page before is the new lick of color correction I’ve given it. I appreciate the fact that there are a few noticeable artifacts dotted here and there – certainly more than I’m normally satisfied with in my work – but given the quality of the original, that was always going to be unavoidable.

Just to be clear, in spite of it all, what you’re seeing on this page involved exactly zero AI upscaling. The entire process was done by pulling out details that are in the original footage, even though they may be hard or almost impossible to make out by the naked human eye in any of the original airs or releases. There’s a significance to this all, and that’s that what you’re seeing here is really 100% Mary-Louise Parker naked. None of this was “dreamed” by AI or recreated using galleries of similar content scrubbed from some training server. That clear cleft between Mary-Louise Parker’s pussy lips – it’s all her. It was always there; it’s just clearer to see now.

I do feel like it bears bringing up because for all of the times that this very specific Mary-Louise Parker nude scene has been posted throughout the internet, the quality has always been absolute ass. It’s not something anyone can blame the original cappers for either. I really can’t be bothered to dig into the technical details of how HBO did or didn’t shoot Angels in America, but it’s not exactly the crispest image around. The good news, of course, is that as long as I can get it in at least 1080p full HD and without inappropriate levels of compression, there’s usually a whole lot more information hidden in the pixels than people realize. In this case, it’s our favorite Southern girl’s outer labia peeking out from beneath her regal bush. Truly the best of both worlds.

I’m not going to do a full descriptor of every scene in which we have ever seen Mary-Louise Parker naked, but I will do a rundown of films to catch if you want to complete your collection. OK, everyone ready? Here goes. Grand Canyon (1991), the appropriately named Naked in New York (1993), Mr. Wonderful (1993), Goodbye Lover (1998), Let the Devil Wear Black (1999), The Five Senses (1999), Master Spy: The Robert Hanssen Story (2002), and of course I would be derelict in my duties to the highest degree if I didn’t mention the Showtime series Weeds, which was about a single mother battling against inflation in landscaping rates or something. In any event, it got a lot of nudity out of the actress, including the infamous bathtub scene, which I’ve always felt evoked the similarly legendary bathtub scene from both versions of Shameless. But let’s not go down too many tangents. Let’s enjoy Mary-Louise Parker nude in Angels in America instead.

Julianne Nicholson Naked – Blonde – 4K Stream

As many times as we’ve all seen Julianne Nicholson naked, she has this sort of air around her of being a part of very few nude scenes in film and television. I don’t believe this is just some bizarre perception on my part. I think it’s to do with the way the nude scenes she’s in are shot and edited. To illustrate, let me start with one of her earlier nude scenes – Flannel Pajamas. I remember seeing the Julianne Nicholson nude scene in Flannel Pajamas not long after it came out back in 2006, and sweet Lord in heaven, I was blown away. It was one of my favorite nude scenes of all time back then and continues to be. The difference then was that we didn’t have so many blu rays and 4K streaming services to contend with, so it didn’t stick out that it didn’t have an HD release. It sure as hell sticks out now.

The nude scene itself was amazing, though. We got to see full frontal nudity from Julianne Nicholson, and it was glorious. The whole thing was well lit, of course. There were no objects in the way and the camera was steady too. Absolutely legendary. Compare that to her nude scenes in Her Name Is Carla – yet another film with no HD release as I write. In that one, we do get some great shots of her tits that last a long time and are decently enough lit, but it’s not quite the glory of Flannel Pajamas. And now that we’ve gotten those two out of the way, there’s everything else, and everything else leaves a lot of magic to be desired.

We saw Julianne Nicholson nude in Kinsey, William Vincent, Boardwalk Empire, Sophie and the Rising Sun, and Initials SG, and every single one of those nude scenes failed to hit the mark. Yes, we did technically get to see some pieces of Julianne Nicholson naked, but “some pieces” really is the key to what went wrong. Quick shots, close zooms with no face in the same shot, low lighting, and pretty much every other trick in the book to have a nude scene that does genuinely have nudity but to have it be unsatisfying nonetheless. It’s like the worst of both worlds. Absolutely shameful, especially since we got a taste of that majestic ginger bush in Flannel Pajamas.

But then all was made right when we got to see Julianne Nicholson topless in this year’s Marilyn Monroe biopic Blonde. The 51-year-old Massachusetts native doesn’t play Marilyn Monroe – that role and all the nude scenes it comes with goes to the beautiful Ana De Armas – but our Detective Megan Wheeler does play Norma Jeane’s mother Gladys, a role she spends a good while naked in. First we see her topless as she’s trying to drown her daughter in a bathtub, then sitting on the floor while wet and crying and still topless, and then her grand finale offers us full frontal nudity as she closes the door of her home, flashing her bush to the neighbors in the process. And because this is a new Netflix production, we get it in crystal clear 4K Ultra HD resolution (albeit with an unusual 4:3 aspect ratio). So after more than a decade and a half of waiting, here’s Julianne Nicholson naked in Blonde.