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Jennifer Lawrence Naked – Red Sparrow – 4K Blu ray

I can’t possibly tell you how long this post showcasing Jennifer Lawrence naked in Red Sparrow has been in the works. It might literally have surpassed half a year. Like the Aisling Knight post, this is one where I never end up fully satisfied with the color correction and revisit it every month or two to touch it up. I thought the time had come for this one. I’ve been working on it yesterday and today, and while I don’t think I’ve achieved any sort of perfection nor anything even close here, I’ve been staring at different arrangements of J-Law’s tits for so long now that I reckon it’s time to settle on a final result and unleash it on the world.

This release kind of accidentally ended up being timed with a bit even in Jennifer Lawrence’s life too. She welcomed her first baby recently, thought she allegedly was pregnant leading up to that, so I doubt this came as a surprise to anyone other than me, because it’s been that long since I’ve kept up. And speaking of falling behind, I also finally watched the coincidentally appropriately titled Mother! today. For a look behind the curtain, I was planning to cover Jennifer Lawrence’s nude scenes in Mother! today as a sort of entrée for this post, the big one, on Sunday. The nude scenes in Mother! were going to be the starter because I’d always heard that they were quite brief. That turned out to be truer than I could ever have guessed.

We see Jennifer Lawrence nude in Mother! for no more than a handful of frames. And even then, she’s moving really fast, so the goods aren’t crystal clear. And even then, “the goods” consists of her nips that peek out from above the neckline of her top. She might as well be covered in a burqa outside of that. Now, I haven’t been living under a rock. I had heard that for her nude debut, Jennifer Lawrence’s nude scene in Mother! was quite underwhelming. I just couldn’t have imagined how underwhelming it could be. It was so brief, that the first shot came and went, and I wasn’t even sure whether I saw anything. I actually had to go back and scrub through frame by frame in VLC to confirm that a nipple did indeed appear.

As underwhelming as that must have been back in 2017, only a year later, we all got treated to some proper shots of Jennifer Lawrence topless when Red Sparrow came out. In it, she plays a Russian ballerina that breaks her ankle when Wile E. Coyote spreads Acme chicken grease over her stage and then gets recruited as an FSB agent – J-Law, that is, not Wile E. Coyote. Then she goes to Budapest to gun down students protesting against Soviet control. Then the movie bleeds into Bridge of Spies for a bit before… see, so much time has passed since I began working on the color correction, that I don’t even remember what the movie was about. The only reminder I get is every time I work on it and just stare at Jennifer Lawrence’s boobs a lot. Speaking of, I’m happy to say we get treated to them at many an angle, from sideboob to frontal and everything in between.

We also get to see the mythical Jennifer Lawrence pussy. I know what you’re thinking. “We already so that during the original Fappening when all the Jennifer Lawrence leaked nudes were all over the internet.” True, but this is different for two reasons. The first reason is that it’s part of a movie rather than a leaked private photo that no one was meant to see. The second reason is that it doesn’t seem like anyone was actually meant to see her pussy lips in Red Sparrow, unlike her hacked nudes that someone was supposed to see (although I’m sure she never intended for it to be the whole internet). I hummed and hawed over whether to give this post the coveted Unscripted Nudity tag, and in the end, I decided to do so on the basis of IMDB suggesting that J-Law’s genitals do not appear in the movie.

In the last nude scene of Red Sparrow, we get to see Jennifer Lawrence tortured nude during an extended enhanced interrogation in some Russian military prison or FSB black site or Vkusno i tochka training ground or something. Again, it’s been a while since I watched the film. The memories aren’t as clear. If the context of this scene was in isolation, I would put it down to the theme of the movie. What I find strange, after watching Mother! for the first time today, is that J-Law has done nude scenes in only two movies in her entire career, and in both of them, she’s being tortured during her nude scenes. Does Jennifer Lawrence have some sort of BDSM fetish? Is she a (not so) secret masochist? Is her next nude scene going to be filmed on a Kink.com porn set?

Normally I’d throw out at least a token comment on what parts of the movie are enjoyable, but (and I promise this is the last time I’m going to bring it up) I just don’t remember much of it. What I can tell you, though, is that if nothing else, it’s definitely worth watching just for the Jennifer Lawrence nudes. And if you want a bit more, there are plenty of lewd scenes as well, in which she’s not naked enough to count as a nude scene but is naked enough to elicit some faps from the viewers, and really, what more could you ask for. Now go on and enjoy all the nude scenes with Jennifer Lawrence naked in Red Sparrow.

Millie Brown Naked – Pendulum – HD Stream

This post is about Millie Brown naked. For any faceblind fappers who are here to see Millie Bobby Brown naked, take a step back and reassess the situation. I don’t want to rain on your parade, but we’re just not there yet. That said, Part 2 of Season 4 of Stranger Things is coming out on Netflix tomorrow, so for all I know, in only a few hours, Eleven will be doing full frontal pole dancing at the Hawkins Lab cantina and the first ever Millie Bobby Brown nude scene will be released to the world. I jest, of course. Netflix are known for their almost schizophrenic but mostly hesitant position on nude scenes in their movies and shows. Honorable mention goes out to Bloodline, the Netflix show that gave us a glorious full frontal nude scene from Andrea Riseborough.

But let’s not get too carried away on tangents. For those who are not aware of who this Millie Brown is, she’s a performance artist originally out of London but currently based in Los Angeles. She is probably most well known for her collaborations with Lady Gaga, which include rubbing their pussies together on stage while scantily clad and riding a mechanical bull. Yeah, I don’t know either, but this kind of performance art at least gives us tons of nudity to rave about, and Lady Gaga is no stranger to that even when collaborating with others. I assume everyone remembers Lady Gaga shambling blindfolded and nude through the woods in The Abramovich Method. Yes, that Marina Abramovich.

Millie Brown knows that the main way to get performance art right is for it all to be done completely nude. Pendulum is no exception to this. When the video starts, she has already undressed completely and is standing in the middle of a hangar or warehouse or something, surrounded by a bunch of clothed dudes. If you can’t guess from the title, she ends up turning herself into a sort of human pendulum. She gets suspended by her feet and hangs from the ceiling while paint gets dripped all over her. She then swings around, and the paint drips off of her onto the canvas underneath. The results is obviously a painting with precision and virtuosity to rival even the Dutch Masters (the painters, not the drug addicts, although…).

The line between performance art and porn blurs ever so slightly as Millie Brown gets tied up in Kinbaku or Shibari or whatever that style of Japanese rope bondage is called. Either way, I’ve seen enough Japanese pornos to understand the implications. That said, I don’t mind how absolutely silent the performance artist is throughout the whole video. I never could get into that whining in Japanese porn. Is it meant to be erotic or is it meant to remind fappers of what they’ll have to listen to if they forget to buy milk on the way home from work? I don’t mind a good Japanese nude scene – and God knows Flower and Snake Zero is one of my favorite films to beat off to – but that crying and whining, man. Just why?

I’m really going to stop going off on tangents now so that we can focus on Millie Brown’s boobs. I’ve clipped just a few shots from the video for the sake of brevity. If you want to see the full thing, it’s available in all its glory at on Nowness and so is some of her other work. That’s all. Now stop reading this drivel and go fap.

Sandra Von Ruffin Naked – The Penal Colony – HD Stream

Normally this is where I’d make a comment on how rare it is or isn’t that the feature in the post, in this case, The Penal Colony, contains Sandra Von Ruffin naked, but I’m at a bit of a disadvantage in this situation. Sandra is a German actress, which is really cool, except for the part where her career seems to be constrained almost entirely within her native country, which makes it very difficult for me to do my research. As with most languages, my proficiency of German ends with the swear words. It’s true that Sandra did have a small role in Chalet Girl, which is, of course, famous for containing the closest to a Felicity Jones nude scene in existence, but that was over a decade ago.

Then, of course, we have this delightfully bright and optimistic short film about the abuses and other mistreatments of political prisoners in women’s penal colonies in Russia, though even here, I suspect Sandra’s presence is less to do with her taking an international approach to her career and more to do with it being filmed in her mother’s native country of Greece. I guess what I’m trying to say is if any German friends want to correct anything in this post or fill in some gaps – for example, regarding whether she has done any other nude scenes, because I haven’t found any – do reach out. You know how to do it. Comments below, contact form, or at the faptastic official Twitter account.

So just how explicit is the Sandra Von Ruffin nude scene in The Penal Colony? Well, if you saw the earlier post for Mariana Novak’s nude scene in the same short, then you know that the filmmakers had no reservations about getting their actresses completely naked. However, you may have also noticed that Mariana Novak herself, as the main star, isn’t shown quite so graphically. Yes, technically her pussy is on the screen, labia and all, but between her distance, the steam and spray of the overhead showers, and other actresses moving in front of her, it’s not the most fappable shot of her. When she does get a better look from the camera, it is unfortunately from the waist up.

If you’ve come here looking for Sandra Von Ruffin nackt (OK, I lied about only knowing the curse words), don’t be disappointed. You’ve probably already seen the images unless you are blind and using a screen reader (in which case, I commend you for coming here just to masturbate to my inane commentary), but if you haven’t, we do get a full frontal from the German actress. The context is that Sandra plays an inmate in a Russian prison, and like every good women-in-prison film, there has to be an excuse to get her naked. In her case, she was working too slowly, so the capos make her get up, get completely undressed in front of everyone else (and, of course, the camera), and continue working in the nude. The scene is just over 2 minutes long, so by no means is it a quick flash with little payoff.

If you’re after something where you can see plenty of naked women in prison, the full short is available to watch on the filmmaker’s Vimeo. I must say, even though most had just accepted that the genre was dead from about the late 70s, I’m really glad that there have been so many efforts to bring it back. Some have been very serious productions like this one, which deals with the political imprisonment of Pussy Riot members, while others, like The Way with Eli Jane, have been more… let’s say “traditional” approaches to the genre. We’ve run out of time for a full analytical breakdown, so I’m just going to leave you to fap to a completely nude Sandra Von Ruffin instead.

Dorothy Duffy Naked – The Magdalene Sisters – HD Stream

You are not only looking at the only source in existence that shows Dorothy Duffy naked. You are also looking at, as I write, the highest quality images of Dorothy Duffy naked in existence, and that will probably not change unless my humble efforts here start a revolution of color correcting among celeb nude scene sites internet-wide. Spoiler alert: It won’t. Only I am both obsessive and demented enough to put myself through this for free. If you don’t believe me, I invite you to go to Google Images, type in “dorothy duffy nude,” and look at the results. See? Told you. Not ego tripping. Just saying. OK, maybe I am ego tripping just a little bit.

>inb4 your color correction isnt that good

Speaking of color correction, if you’ve already seen and fapped to the posts dedicated to Eileen Walsh and Anne-Marie Duff, you may have noticed that the screen captures here look a little bit different, and I don’t mean just which frames are used and where they’re cropped from. One benefit of a lot of things happening between the last time I covered this scene and now is that when I got back to it today, I could look at it with a fresh pair of eyes. The bad news is that I wasn’t fully satisfied with what I saw. The good news is that I’ve gone ahead and touched the scene up a little bit. I’m happier with the new version, which will be used when I cover the post for Nora-Jane Noone. I’m not going to go back to recapture stills for the previous two posts because some might prefer that look, but for what it’s worth, between this post and Nora-Jane’s, it will likely cover most bases where the other actresses are on screen. Yes, you get to work for your ideal faps.

So why do we see Dorothy Duffy nude in The Magdalene Sisters? It’s a perfectly typical and ordinary nude scene where she is forced to strip until she is completely naked, made to run in place for a bit, made to listen to humiliating comments about her naked body, including being told to turn around so that she can be told she has the back of a bricklayer (I’d still rub your back, Dorothy), and other such joys. The Magdalene Sisters is a film that straddles the line between – or perhaps embraces both of – the nunsploitation genre and the women-in-prison genre, all while being targeted at men and women of very high class and culture… and fappers.

But really, if all you want is to watch a minute or two of Irish nude women lined up for inspection by a Catholic nun, this is your dream. Well, mine anyway. If you have any suggestions for similar, please do share. You know the usual ways to get in touch – the contact page, the official Twitter, and of course by dropping a comment below. If you were specifically after Dorothy Duffy, then you’ll be either pleased or disappointed, depending on perspective, to know that I wasn’t exaggerating when I said that this is the only footage we have of the Irish actress nude. There is a scene in Childer where Dorothy Duffy shifts around while taking a bath, and you think that just for a fraction of a second her boobs are flashed under the water. I’m sad to say that when scrubbing through frame by frame, you can see that she has some sort of modesty band or flesh-colored boob tube or something covering her nips. I’m even more sad to say that I spent that time scrubbing through a short frame by frame just so that I could potentially catch a blurry, obscured shot of nip. Where did life all go so wrong?

Anyway, wherever that happened, at least I’ve got a row of Irish naked women to fap to over and over again, and now so do you. Although, I did run into some uncertainty over whether Dorothy Duffy actually is Irish (as in Republic of Ireland) or not. An article from Donegal Daily mentioned that she is based in and grew up around County Donegal in Republic of Ireland, but her Wikipedia entry says she was born in Northern Ireland (United Kingdom, not Republic). Confusingly, the cited source for that, the Irish Times, doesn’t say anything about where she’s born, but it does mention her working in Belfast, Northern Ireland. Upon a ton of digging, I finally found a source for the answer that is as authoritative as can be. Dorothy has a profile on AdVoice that includes a spoken introduction where she describes herself as Irish, says she was born in Douglas Bridge, Northern Ireland, and that she moved to the Republic of Ireland at the age of five. I knew all those restraining orders I collected from excessive stalking would justify themselves one day. Enjoy Dorothy Duffy naked in the screen captures below.

Emma Thompson Naked – Good Luck to You, Leo Grande – HD Stream

The patricians among you who have been following the official Fapsmith account on Twitter will know that I’ve been working on Emma Thompson naked in Good Luck to You, Leo Grande for a while now. In fact, I did something very fun, where I cut clips of nude scenes out as I watched the movie so that it was like a sort of joint experience. Not to jump the gun on nude scene descriptors, but that included Irish heartthrob Daryl McCormack eating out her naked pussy, a tasteful slo-mo of her top being pulled up to flash her breasts, the delightfully lewd masturbation scene, and the grand finale, which I shall let speak for itself. Three of those four clips are actually exclusive to the Twitter account even after the posting of the videos below on here, so it’s worth checking that one regularly too… unless, of course, you don’t like boobs. You do like boobs, don’t you? All the cool kids like boobs.

Now, this isn’t the first time we’ve seen an Emma Thompson nude scene. The English rose had first gone nude all the way back in 1989 in The Tall Guy, wherein she has a comedic sex scene with Jeff Goldblum. Good start. Her tits make an appearance, though, so who’s complaining? A few more nude scenes followed, but sadly, none of them were as explicit as that one, and the even bigger tragedy is that that scene wasn’t especially explicit in the first place.

Honestly, the best evidence we could see of Emma Thompson nude were the paparazzi shots of her naked on a beach. If you’re over 30 years old, you know exactly what I’m talking about. The set of pictures where for a while she has her one-piece swimsuit rolled down to expose her boobs and then later she’s just completely naked. Unfortunately, being paparazzi shots, there is no video. Furthermore, the quality of the photos isn’t that great. That’s not to say that you couldn’t fap to them, but it would have been nice if we had better. Well boy, do I have news for you. Good Luck to You, Leo Grande came out this year, and it is filled with some of the most explicitly Emma Thompson nudity in existence. Yes, I am talking about full frontal, and before you ask, the answer is fully shaved.

Long gone are the days when you would have to type in “emma thompson sexy” into Google Images so that you could wank to pictures of her barely exposed ankles like you’re sneaking a peak from a Yemeni jihadist training camp. Now you can watch Good Luck to You, Leo Grande and see all the nudity from the 63-year-old actress that your heart desires. I know what you’re thinking. “Isn’t that too old to do nude scenes?” The answer is categorically not. Emma Thompson has had no sort of plastic surgery, and the fact of the matter is that she looks damn good for her age, far better than if she’d had a million lifts and “augmentations” and God-knows-what. The beauty of it is that as natural as her body looks, so are the nude scenes themselves natural. Nothing overplayed or porny or trashy. This is so far the “realest” nude scene of the decade, and I don’t foresee it losing that honor any time soon.

Seeing Emma Thompson topless isn’t the only reason to watch Good Luck to You, Leo Grande, though. I’m not joking when I say that even before the boobies came to the front and center (which incidentally happens quite late into the movie), I was really enjoying this one. In addition to the exceptional acting from Emma and co-star Daryl McCormack, it is incredibly written. I know no one reads these for the film reviews, so I won’t say much more on that point, but I do want to finish by saying that I very frequently talk about how the best nude scenes in film and television are done by female writers and female directors, and the same is true here, courtesy of writer Katy Brand and director Sophie Hyde. Now stop reading this and enjoy all the screens of a color corrected Emma Thompson naked.