Dorothy Duffy Naked – The Magdalene Sisters – HD Stream

Dorothy Duffy naked after she is forced to strip in lineup

You are not only looking at the only source in existence that shows Dorothy Duffy naked. You are also looking at, as I write, the highest quality images of Dorothy Duffy naked in existence, and that will probably not change unless my humble efforts here start a revolution of color correcting among celeb nude scene sites internet-wide. Spoiler alert: It won’t. Only I am both obsessive and demented enough to put myself through this for free. If you don’t believe me, I invite you to go to Google Images, type in “dorothy duffy nude,” and look at the results. See? Told you. Not ego tripping. Just saying. OK, maybe I am ego tripping just a little bit.

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Speaking of color correction, if you’ve already seen and fapped to the posts dedicated to Eileen Walsh and Anne-Marie Duff, you may have noticed that the screen captures here look a little bit different, and I don’t mean just which frames are used and where they’re cropped from. One benefit of a lot of things happening between the last time I covered this scene and now is that when I got back to it today, I could look at it with a fresh pair of eyes. The bad news is that I wasn’t fully satisfied with what I saw. The good news is that I’ve gone ahead and touched the scene up a little bit. I’m happier with the new version, which will be used when I cover the post for Nora-Jane Noone. I’m not going to go back to recapture stills for the previous two posts because some might prefer that look, but for what it’s worth, between this post and Nora-Jane’s, it will likely cover most bases where the other actresses are on screen. Yes, you get to work for your ideal faps.

Dorothy Duffy nude and embarassed as she exposes herself

So why do we see Dorothy Duffy nude in The Magdalene Sisters? It’s a perfectly typical and ordinary nude scene where she is forced to strip until she is completely naked, made to run in place for a bit, made to listen to humiliating comments about her naked body, including being told to turn around so that she can be told she has the back of a bricklayer (I’d still rub your back, Dorothy), and other such joys. The Magdalene Sisters is a film that straddles the line between – or perhaps embraces both of – the nunsploitation genre and the women-in-prison genre, all while being targeted at men and women of very high class and culture… and fappers.

Irish nude women lined up for inspection by a catholic nun

But really, if all you want is to watch a minute or two of Irish nude women lined up for inspection by a Catholic nun, this is your dream. Well, mine anyway. If you have any suggestions for similar, please do share. You know the usual ways to get in touch – the contact page, the official Twitter, and of course by dropping a comment below. If you were specifically after Dorothy Duffy, then you’ll be either pleased or disappointed, depending on perspective, to know that I wasn’t exaggerating when I said that this is the only footage we have of the Irish actress nude. There is a scene in Childer where Dorothy Duffy shifts around while taking a bath, and you think that just for a fraction of a second her boobs are flashed under the water. I’m sad to say that when scrubbing through frame by frame, you can see that she has some sort of modesty band or flesh-colored boob tube or something covering her nips. I’m even more sad to say that I spent that time scrubbing through a short frame by frame just so that I could potentially catch a blurry, obscured shot of nip. Where did life all go so wrong?

Irish naked women with pale skin, blue eyes, and blonde hair

Anyway, wherever that happened, at least I’ve got a row of Irish naked women to fap to over and over again, and now so do you. Although, I did run into some uncertainty over whether Dorothy Duffy actually is Irish (as in Republic of Ireland) or not. An article from Donegal Daily mentioned that she is based in and grew up around County Donegal in Republic of Ireland, but her Wikipedia entry says she was born in Northern Ireland (United Kingdom, not Republic). Confusingly, the cited source for that, the Irish Times, doesn’t say anything about where she’s born, but it does mention her working in Belfast, Northern Ireland. Upon a ton of digging, I finally found a source for the answer that is as authoritative as can be. Dorothy has a profile on AdVoice that includes a spoken introduction where she describes herself as Irish, says she was born in Douglas Bridge, Northern Ireland, and that she moved to the Republic of Ireland at the age of five. I knew all those restraining orders I collected from excessive stalking would justify themselves one day. Enjoy Dorothy Duffy naked in the screen captures below.

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Emma Thompson Naked – Good Luck to You, Leo Grande – HD Stream

Emma Thompson naked in her first full frontal nude scene

The patricians among you who have been following the official Fapsmith account on Twitter will know that I’ve been working on Emma Thompson naked in Good Luck to You, Leo Grande for a while now. In fact, I did something very fun, where I cut clips of nude scenes out as I watched the movie so that it was like a sort of joint experience. Not to jump the gun on nude scene descriptors, but that included Irish heartthrob Daryl McCormack eating out her naked pussy, a tasteful slo-mo of her top being pulled up to flash her breasts, the delightfully lewd masturbation scene, and the grand finale, which I shall let speak for itself. Three of those four clips are actually exclusive to the Twitter account even after the posting of the videos below on here, so it’s worth checking that one regularly too… unless, of course, you don’t like boobs. You do like boobs, don’t you? All the cool kids like boobs.








Now, this isn’t the first time we’ve seen an Emma Thompson nude scene. The English rose had first gone nude all the way back in 1989 in The Tall Guy, wherein she has a comedic sex scene with Jeff Goldblum. Good start. Her tits make an appearance, though, so who’s complaining? A few more nude scenes followed, but sadly, none of them were as explicit as that one, and the even bigger tragedy is that that scene wasn’t especially explicit in the first place.

Emma Thompson nude scene in Good Luck To You, Leo Grande

Honestly, the best evidence we could see of Emma Thompson nude were the paparazzi shots of her naked on a beach. If you’re over 30 years old, you know exactly what I’m talking about. The set of pictures where for a while she has her one-piece swimsuit rolled down to expose her boobs and then later she’s just completely naked. Unfortunately, being paparazzi shots, there is no video. Furthermore, the quality of the photos isn’t that great. That’s not to say that you couldn’t fap to them, but it would have been nice if we had better. Well boy, do I have news for you. Good Luck to You, Leo Grande came out this year, and it is filled with some of the most explicitly Emma Thompson nudity in existence. Yes, I am talking about full frontal, and before you ask, the answer is fully shaved.

Emma Thompson sexy and masturbating naked with Daryl McCormack

Long gone are the days when you would have to type in “emma thompson sexy” into Google Images so that you could wank to pictures of her barely exposed ankles like you’re sneaking a peak from a Yemeni jihadist training camp. Now you can watch Good Luck to You, Leo Grande and see all the nudity from the 63-year-old actress that your heart desires. I know what you’re thinking. “Isn’t that too old to do nude scenes?” The answer is categorically not. Emma Thompson has had no sort of plastic surgery, and the fact of the matter is that she looks damn good for her age, far better than if she’d had a million lifts and “augmentations” and God-knows-what. The beauty of it is that as natural as her body looks, so are the nude scenes themselves natural. Nothing overplayed or porny or trashy. This is so far the “realest” nude scene of the decade, and I don’t foresee it losing that honor any time soon.

Emma Thompson topless as her shirt gets pulled up to expose her breasts

Seeing Emma Thompson topless isn’t the only reason to watch Good Luck to You, Leo Grande, though. I’m not joking when I say that even before the boobies came to the front and center (which incidentally happens quite late into the movie), I was really enjoying this one. In addition to the exceptional acting from Emma and co-star Daryl McCormack, it is incredibly written. I know no one reads these for the film reviews, so I won’t say much more on that point, but I do want to finish by saying that I very frequently talk about how the best nude scenes in film and television are done by female writers and female directors, and the same is true here, courtesy of writer Katy Brand and director Sophie Hyde. Now stop reading this and enjoy all the screens of a color corrected Emma Thompson naked.

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Alexandra Daddario Naked – True Detective – Blu ray

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Where were you when you first saw Alexandra Daddario naked? That’s not a rhetorical question. Think about it. Try and remember. Maybe it was back in 2014. You watched the first season of True Detective on HBO. The first episode comes and goes, but there is no nudity from any of the main characters. Naked extras is fine, but that’s not what tickles you pink. No, you want to see nude scenes from those familiar names and familiar faces. You watch the second episode. You’d heard rumors that there was going to be a bona fide (or even bonerfied) Alexandra Daddario nude scene. You were suspicious. Of course you were. You had never seen Alexandra Daddario’s boobs, and God knows you had tried time and time to find images or video of them.


Alexandra Daddario’s breasts might even not exist, you thought. At the very least, there was no evidence that her nipples did. You watched her in those Percy Jackson movies, but being a series geared at teens or families or whatever the hell the point of it was, you never got to see her character Annabeth Chase nude. You cursed the powers-that-be in Hollywood for robbing you of that pleasure as your balls grew bluer and bluer. You needed to fap to Alexandra Daddario nude pics, but no one was making it happen. How could the film and television industry be so cruel? How could life be so cruel? But then you heard news that perked your pecker up like the head of rodent when a raptor’s cry is heard overhead…

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We were going to see Alexandra Daddario nude in Texas Chainsaw 3D. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies are filled with tits and ass, nudity as far as the eye can see, erect nipples protruding out of every surface – bras, shirts, cardboard, steel girders, tungsten monoliths, everything! So obviously – OBVIOUSLY – the one Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie with your favorite actress in the lead role is the one that happens to have not even the tiniest sliver of fucking nudity. Maybe in the years to come, you even read the rumors all over the internet that Alex offered to do the bondage scene where she is tied up topless. You may or may not be into BDSM, but Alexandra’s bare breasts swaying back and forth while her arms are tied over her head would be better fap material than any Playboy issue, even if it featured nothing but the strikingly blue-eyed actress naked from cover to cover.

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But alas, you did not get to see Alexandra Daddario topless, not even a glimpse at her exposed ass, in Texas Chainsaw 3D. Maybe you heard as part of the rumors that the nudity decision was vetoed by the film’s director, John Luessenhop. Is that true? Is that untrue? Who fucking knows. One thing we do know is that if nothing else, Luessenhop has spoken at great length about the entire production team’s extensive fetishization of Alexandra Daddario’s belly. Not that he calls it that. No, in the interview, he consistently refers to it as her “stomach” – not only an oddly clinical term, but also not strictly a correct one, referring to her internal organ instead. Maybe John-boy’s spent too much time directing films about serial killers. Incidentally, Texas Chainsaw 3D was the very last film he directed, so maybe he felt the same. Or maybe it was true that he axed the fabled Alexandra Daddario nude scene that was not to be and was never given work again as a result. So much intrigue.

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At this stage, you felt that you will never get a look at the mystical but unachievable Alexandra Daddario pussy. I mean, you can’t see her boob, her nip, a private sextape is obviously out of the question, so it is clearly wholly out of the question that you will ever see any part of Alexandra Daddario’s goddess-like body. You resigned yourself to your fate. Maybe that was your spunk-crusted Japanese anime love doll or maybe you fapped to other nude scenes… maybe you even spent some time with your wife or girlfriend. Maybe your relationship even improved without the dark specter of Alexandra Daddario’s eyes – as blue as she makes men’s balls – constantly luring you in for a fap that can never be completed, like a siren’s call to the murky waters where tits are invisible and so is everything else that doesn’t fit into Millennium Films’ “stomach” fetish. But that was to change…

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You heard that very soon, we would all finally have those Alexandra Daddario nudes that we’ve craved so hard, not through the benevolence of some fake porn director, but through HBO, who as we know, never let us down with nude scene from Game of Thrones or True Blood. I mean, they totally did, but never in the first season. The first seasons were always Fap City. And Alex was going to be in the first season of HBO’s newest show, True Detective. But wait. You’d been burned before. Was this going to be Texas Chainsaw 3D all over again? You were cautious. Not dismissive, but cautious. You watched the first episode. No nude scenes that you were waiting for. You watched the second episode…

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And there it was – a real, proper, true-to-form Alexandra Dadario nude scene. And what a nude scene it was. Not even the Jennifer Lawrence Fappening leaks that opened the floodgates of that phenomenon could overtake the True Detective nude scene as the internet’s favorite piece of celeb nudity. From that very first moment, when her shirt passes over the threshold of her diamond-hard nips, allowing her beautiful breasts to breathe free, unrestrained by the burden of wretched textiles, all the way to the last shot of the scene, when she’s bent over in nothing but a top, lower half completely naked, with Woody Harrelson sniffing or licking out her asshole or whatever the hell he was doing back there while Alex had that predatory expression on her face.

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We were even graced with the very first Alexandra Daddario sex scene in that same episode. You mashed furiously as Alex rubbed her completely naked body all over Woody’s woody (and mercifully clothed body). She was even thankful for your efforts, having said in an interview that she finds the attention that fappers have given her scene “very flattering.” That’s right. Alex noticed you. No, not just anyone. Alexandra Daddario noticed you, Mike. She did tell MTV that it was a “huge challenge,” so I hope you’re appreciative of her sacrifice, Mike.

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Was that the last time we saw the 8th and 9th wonders of the world that are the fabled Alexandra Daddario tits? Thankfully not. The New York native has done a number of other nude scenes in the years that followed, but have any of them measured up? Your opinion may or may not differ to mine, but my stance is that none of the other have. The True Detective nude scene is one that will live forever in the annals of history as a watershed moment in television nudity. Unfortunately, that high has not been outdone by any of her other efforts, which have been significantly more tame. But hey, she’s young, so there’s time. Now it’s time to unload to what is – as I write – hopefully the clearest, crispest screen captures of Alexandra Daddario naked in True Detective available anywhere.

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NEWS: Are these real pictures of Emma Watson naked?

Emma Watson naked on the beach in Ibiza

Are these real pictures of Emma Watson naked or simply fakes? The photos were published by Voici Magazine and are alleged to be of her enjoying the beach topless in Ibiza.

Emma Watson nude with her tits out on a topless beach

There are no Emma Watson nude scenes in existence, and leaked paparazzi pics of the Harry Potter actress had been posted before, but it’s still early days in determining whether these are genuine. Thoughts?

UPDATE: An entire new gallery of shots from the same day have dropped. Long time celeb legend Uncle Scoopy has the goods.

Johanne Fossheim Naked – Heim – 4K Stream

Johanne Fossheim naked as a blonde nymph in the forest

This week’s expression of high culture is a post about the absolutely gorgeous Johanne Fossheim naked in the short film, Heim. Incidentally, we’re sort of coming full circle with this post, since one of the earliest posts that I did since reviving the Faptuary was also a Norwegian actress. But wait; the circle has another loop. Back in the .net days, I covered another film by director Aleksander Nordaas. That film was Thale. It featured another Norwegian stunner in the buff, but more than that, it was about the very same mythological creature, the Huldra.


For those who are curious, the Huldra is a beautiful forest nymph with an animal’s tail. I’d like to pretend that that doesn’t tingle my loins, but as I reflect, I have covered catgirls and wolfgirls before, so maybe there’s something frightening going on in my subconscious. Or maybe it’s just because these kinds of movies always pick the best-looking actresses for these roles. God knows I fapped myself raw to Silje Reinåmo, who played the huldra in the original film. She also, if memory serves, never wore proper clothes throughout the movie. I’m not entirely sure that that’s part of the mythology, but I am certainly not complaining, especially because…

Johanne Fossheim nude and staring at the camera with pussy lips exposed

We see Johanne Fossheim nude in Heim a whole lot more than we saw Silje Reinåmo nude in Thale. I suspect some part of that is due to the latter being a film that has to play in theaters and be rated and everything, whereas the former is a short, which allows for so much more creative freedom. Now, don’t get me wrong; I did love Thale to bits, to the point that it flipped my view on Norwegian cinema, which had been mildly tainted by a very popular Norwegian movie that I had seen that shall not be named but sucked absolute ass. That said, the nudity in Thale was very “artistic.” You know what that means. Low lighting, directional lighting to obscure the naughty bits, tactical camera angles, frustratingly but intentionally positions props… need I go on?

Johanne Fossheim topless and looking over her shoulder as her hair sits over a breast

In Heim, not only do we see Johanne Fossheim topless in as clear a shot as anyone can shoot, but we see… well, literally everything. Short of the short including a scene from her colonscopy, there is nothing that is left to the imagination, making this one of the hallowed Faptuary post to hit the holy trifecta of ass, boobs, and pussy. And regarding the last point, it’s all on display. The actress’ pubic hair is short trimmed, so not a full bush, but long enough to be visible, while also being short enough to not obscure anything. Both outer and inner labia are clearly visible in a number of shots. That’s right, gentlemen; the pussy lips are fully on display.

Johanne Fossheim as a naked huldra, a creature in Scandinavian mythology

If you want the full experience of watching Johanne Fossheim walk through an enchanted forest as a naked huldra, the director has the full short available on Vimeo, complete with English subtitles so that nothing is missed – not a single word and not a single body part. As always, I remain eternally grateful for the directors of Scandinavian shorts – especially in the context of my recent coverage of the two actresses from the Danish short, Teenland – so here is a selection of shots of Johanne Fossheim naked in Heim.

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